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Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done? Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in upstairs to grab the DVD classroom were broken. Went home. bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no where to put it put it back in his nose 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second Youtube video 8. TV remote was2 feet out of reach, so l downloaded the remote control app instead. 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of the TV sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant. Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it... all from the comfort of my living room 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start. 14. I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the the window and AC/ heat from her bed.. we never fought again 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later. 19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates and cutlery 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with febreze Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious

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Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's The Laziest Thing You've Ever Done?" Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius. 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'lIl shine the laser pointer orn the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in upstairs to grab the DVD classroom were broken. Went home bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no where to put it put it back in his nose 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second Youtube video 8. TV remote was 2 feet out of reach, so l downloaded the remote control app instead 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of the TV sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it... all from the comfort of my living room 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start. 14.I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the the window and AC/ heat from her bed.... we never fought again. 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on till 2 months later 19.I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates and cutlery 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room, and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with febreze LeFunny.net The laziest things

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Anaconda, Bodies , and Club: BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking NEWS Follow Multiple attacks in Paris - at least 18 people killed, French police say bbc.in/1HI1kjT 4:37 PM-13 Nov 2015 BBC News (UK) BREAKING NEWS NBC Nightly News У Follow @NBCNightlyNews BREAKING: Paris Police say multiple security incidents ongoing in the city, including a shooting at a restaurant @NBCNews 4:28 PM -13 Nov 2015 14815 Stefan de Vries @stefandevries У Follow BREAKING: Paris Shootout Several people killed, several wounded. Area around Place de la République being evacuated. 4:09 PM -13 Nov 2015 455 33 Follow @Oh_So_Abby 籵usillade 11e rue de charonne C est vrai 10 morts au moins!! Ça a mitraillé il y a 30 min! 4:17 PM-13 Nov 2015 15619 Jessica Reed @GuardianJessica У Follow "Six bodies on the street. People are throwing bed sheets over the window to cover them. Absolute horror" twitter.com/5h55/status/66... 4:28 PM -13 Nov 2015 lanc-Mesnilu Stade de France Colombes snI eine ubervillierS ondy 301 Nant 17th arr Neuilly RueleMalmaisorn Rosny s Roe de la Fontaine.au ro Bätacian Montre Fontena.sO ue de Billáncour 2th arr udon Gergely Polner @eurocrat 18m Location of 4 attacks reported so far in # Paris 7114 ·12 cosmic-noir: micdotcom: micdotcom: micdotcom: BREAKING: Several killed in series of attacks in Paris 11/13 4:55 PM ET — French police said at least 18 people were killed in a possible series of attacks in Paris, including a shooting at a restaurant in the city Friday night.   The shooting, reportedly at the Le Petit Cambodge restaurant in the city’s 11th district, occurred at the same time reports of an explosion at a bar near Stade de France surfaced. Another shooting erupted a few minutes later near the Bataclan club. This is a developing story. UPDATE 5:05 PM ET — At least 26 are being reported dead by the AP. According to the Agence France-Presse, hostages were taken at Bataclan concert hall near the restaurant where the shooting occurred. Around 60 people were said to be in the concert hall.  An explosion could be heard clearly at a bar near Stade de France during the soccer match between France and Germany. This is a developing story. UPDATE 5:27 PM ET: The AP is now reporting there are up to 100 hostages in the Bataclan concert hall and 35-40 dead. This is a developing story. Stay safe out there!

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Abc, Alive, and Anaconda: BORTION VI ARE HEROES! WICHITA, KANSAS <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gop-tea-pub.tumblr.com/post/47716117272/makingsenseofthenonsense-i-have-said-it-before">gop-tea-pub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makingsenseofthenonsense.tumblr.com/post/47664118085/i-have-said-it-before-and-i-will-say-it-again">makingsenseofthenonsense</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have said it before, and I will say it again, the abortion providers who I’ve met, spoken to, and worked with, are some of the most compassionate, kind and courageous people I have ever met in my life.</p> <p>From: <a href="http://www.4000yearsforchoice.com/">http://www.4000yearsforchoice.com/</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah right, heroes my ass.</p> <h1 class="story_heading">Kermit Gosnell Trial: Philadelphia Abortion Clinic ‘Beheaded Live Babies’</h1> <p class="story_by">By <a class="article_writtenby" href="http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/archives/articles/reporters/drishya-nair/">Drishya Nair</a>: Subscribe to Drishya’s <a class="social_rss" href="http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/rss/articles/reporters/drishya-nair.rss">RSS feed</a></p> <p class="story_on">April 7, 2013 1:44 PM GMT</p> <div class="content1 KonaBody"> <p>A Pittsburgh medic has revealed horrifying details of the operating conditions of a Philadelphia abortion clinic, where children born alive were “beheaded”.</p> <p>Stephen Massof, 50, is standing witness in the trial of his former employer, Kermit Gosnell. And on 4 April, he told a court he routinely saw the murder of infants at the hospital. He also said the hospital once aborted a fetus at 26 weeks - this is two weeks beyond the permitted 24-week limit, which is in itself only to be used in extreme cases. </p> </div> <div class="content2 KonaBody"> <div class="imageBox"><img alt="Hundreds of babies born live were killed at the Philadelphia abortion clinic. Image Credit; Reuters" src="http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/04/07/359837.jpg" title="New Born"/><div class="caption">Hundreds of babies born live were killed at the Philadelphia abortion clinic. Image Credit; Reuters</div> </div> <p>Gosnell, 72, is standing trial for the murder of seven at the Philadelphia Women’s Medical Society Clinic, as well as a woman who walked in to the hospital as a patient, the Mail <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304966/Kermit-Gosnell-trial-Medic-gives-graphic-testimony-heading-live-babies-abortion-House-Horrors.html" rel="nofollow">reports</a>.</p> </div> <p><strong>Follow us  </strong></p> <div class="fb-like fb_edge_widget_with_comment fb_iframe_widget"></div> <p><a href="https://plus.google.com/102574654852535694181?prsrc=3"><img alt="Google Plus" src="https://ssl.gstatic.com/images/icons/gplus-32.png"/></a><br/><br/><a href="http://oascentral.ibtimes.com/RealMedia/ads/click_lx.ads/uk.ibtimes/world/articles/95871831/Frame2/default/empty.gif/72646c715846465565313041446c6572?x" target="_top"><img alt="" height="1" src="http://imagec18.247realmedia.com/RealMedia/ads/Creatives/default/empty.gif" width="1"/></a></p> <p>If he is found guilty, Gosnell will be sentenced to death.</p> <p>Massof, who await his own sentencing hearing after he pled guilty to the murder of two babies, claimed the clinic also cut out the spinal cord of nearly 100 living infants. And, for what it was worth, he said the clinic’s instruments were rusty and unsafe.</p> <p>“It would rain fetuses. Fetuses and blood all over the place. It is literally a beheading. It is separating the brain from the body,” he <a href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Gosnell-Abortion-Clinic-Trial-Unlicensed-Doctor-Chaos-201515061.html" rel="nofollow">told </a>NBC.</p> <p>Masoff further alleged the ultrasound machine in the hospital was manipulated to make the fetuses look smaller and younger. The unlicensed medical graduate admitted his medical degree came from Grenada in the West Indies and he hadn’t completed a medical residency when he joined Gosnell in 2003.</p> <p><strong>Guilty but Innocent?</strong></p> <p>However, Massof also declaimed his innocence, on the grounds he believed his employer’s intention was only to help women who were often extremely poor. The trial is in its third week and is expected to last a month longer. Eight employees have already pleaded guilty to different charges and a ninth is on trial with Gosnell.</p> <p>Massof worked in the clinic for five years before quitting because of differences with other staffers. He described his time at the clinic like being a “fireman in hell” and said he “couldn’t put out all the fires”. He was convicted of murder in 2011, after which Gosnell’s clinic was investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).</p> <p><strong>Murder of an Adult Woman </strong></p> <p>Gosnell has also been charged with the murder of Karnamaya Mongar, 41, who travelled from Virginia for an abortion. She died during the abortion, due to an overdose of anaesthesia.</p> <p>Prosecutors say Gosnell earned more than a million dollars (roughly £6.5m) every year and he charged $3,000 (roughly £650) for an abortion.</p> <p>Investigators say the clinic smelled of animal urine and faeces, apart from having blood-stained furniture and bed sheets. It also reused disposable medical supplies. And amongst other shocking revelations was the fact the hospital stored fetal remains by stuffing them into “cabinets, in the basement, in a freezer, in jars and bags and plastic jugs”.</p> <p>Gosnell’s lawyer denied all allegations, on behalf of his client, and also argued the babies weren’t born alive. The trial will continue on Monday. <br/><br/><br/>Yeah they are saints all right.</p> <h1>Video: Delaware Planned Parenthood clinic closed after whistle blowers go public about conditions</h1> <div> <h4>posted at 1:21 pm on April 10, 2013 by Ed Morrissey</h4> </div> <div class="ha-social-wrapper"> <div class="fb-like fb_edge_widget_with_comment fb_iframe_widget"></div> </div> <p>Since it’s clear that the national media won’t bother to report on abortion mills that endanger women while killing babies, let’s give some kudos and traffic to local news stations that do.  <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news%2Flocal&amp;id=9059172">ABC’s Philadelphia affiliate</a> reports on a Planned Parenthood clinic in Delaware where the conditions sound <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2013/04/10/it-jumped-the-arm/">a lot like the sanitary conditions Philly discovered in Kermit Gosnell’s butcherhouse</a>. After five emergency calls after botched abortions in less than five weeks, the clinic has been shut down temporarily:</p> <blockquote> <p>A Planned Parenthood abortion business in Delaware has been closed pending an investigation over multiple botched abortions at the clinic.</p> <p>As LifeNews has reported, the Delaware Planned Parenthood clinic has experienced <a href="http://www.lifenews.com/2013/03/04/planned-parenthood-injured-two-women-in-botched-abortions-in-delaware/">five botched abortion emergencies in less than five weeks</a>. Since then, one abortionist and two employees have left Planned Parenthood in Wilmington, Delaware, as a result of the scandal.</p> <p>The clinic is now under the investigation of the Delaware Department of Health and Social Services and the Delaware Board of Medical Licensure and Discipline. According to the Planned Parenthood website, surgical abortions will be referred to “another provider” but the abortion drug will still be sold to women.</p> </blockquote> <p>The closure came in response to this public report from WPVI, as two nurses at the clinic publicly demanded an investigation into Planned Parenthood’s operation:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jayne Mitchell-Werbrich, former employee said, “It was just unsafe. I couldn’t tell you how ridiculously unsafe it was.”<br/> Werbrich alleges conditions inside the facility were unsanitary.</p> <p>“He didn’t wear gloves,” said Werbrich.</p> <p>Another former employee, Joyce Vasikonis told Action News, “They were using instruments on patients that were not sterile.”</p> <p>The former nurses claim that a rush to get patients in and out left operating tables soiled and unclean.</p> <p>Werbrich said “It’s not washed down, it’s not even cleaned off. It has bloody drainage on it.”</p> <p>“They could be at risk of getting hepatitis, even AIDS,” added Vasikonis.</p> <p>Both of these nurses said, they quit to protect their own medical licenses, stunned by what they called a meat-market style of assembly-line abortions.</p> <p>Vasikonis said, “I felt I could be held liable if a patient was harmed.”</p> <p>“Planned Parenthood needs to close its doors, it’s needs to be cleaned up, the staff needs to be trained, said Werbrich.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait a moment — Planned Parenthood is the leading purveyor of abortions in the US. They routinely claim that clinics like Gosnell’s are an aberration, and that abortion is safe and their own staff well-trained.  One assumes that these nurses at least tried to get PP’s attention about the conditions in this clinic, but PP didn’t take any action until after the string of emergency calls — and only after the whistleblowers finally went public.</p> <p>That prompts this question: How many other Planned Parenthood clinics need whistleblowers to come forward?  Whatever that number is, at least PP can rest assured that the national news outlets won’t bother to tell us.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>The OP is out of  their flipping mind. </p>
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