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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, yo u will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed a more complex performance from the Wind Sym by three pieces performed by the of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago Hey Terry, Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on the whole? permalink A TheTerryCrews TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA. Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a magazine, and then go home. And do this every day Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO Because the habit of going to the gym is more important than the work out. Because it doesn't matter what you do. You can have fun - but as long as you're having fun, you continue to do it But what happens is you get a trainer, your whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs, and you're not coming back the next day - you might not come back for a year! I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I get my whole head together! I value that time more than my shower! And it really gets me together. But it's a habit. There are times when I'm not even kidding there are times when I"m in the middle of a work out, and actually woke up because i am so engrained with going to the gym and being there it's that much of a habit to me. The first thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out my workout clothes the night before, and just hop in 'em So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and relax HaAHAHAH! But sooner or later, you WILL work out. permalink parent [S] 3497 points 2 days ago sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit: To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

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Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago Hey Terry, Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on the whole? permalink A TheTerryCrews TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA. Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a magazine, and then go home. And do this every day Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO Because the habit of going to the gym is more important than the work out. Because it doesn't matter what you do. You can have fun - but as long as you're having fun, you continue to do it But what happens is you get a trainer, your whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs, and you're not coming back the next day - you might not come back for a year! I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I get my whole head together! I value that time more than my shower! And it really gets me together. But it's a habit. There are times when I'm not even kidding there are times when I"m in the middle of a work out, and actually woke up because i am so engrained with going to the gym and being there it's that much of a habit to me. The first thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out my workout clothes the night before, and just hop in 'em So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and relax HaAHAHAH! But sooner or later, you WILL work out. permalink parent [S] 3497 points 2 days ago sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit: To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

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