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Being Weird, Weird, and A Picture: A picture of a baby bird being weird with it's mother watching in disappointment

A picture of a baby bird being weird with it's mother watching in disappointment

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Apparently, Ass, and Bad: i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god saild "can i ask you a 2 Was it bad or good? What did then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like woooDOW and my ass was sitting there like oh my god i posted this and then went to Ok but What WAs in your mouth? so what was in your mouth that could have invoked that response like was your tooth just creating a wormhole What's in your mouth?2? Why did okay so to preface this, my hametown where i'm originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you're there for awhile you get the feeling that's something's not...quite all together, a lot of people are really fucking weird there- so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that peopla in the town were just ke that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it"the cuts" and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especialy weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i'm regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened had "normal crime" like robbery or anything lke that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, "a kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner," "a random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice death by a bull while out car shopping," etc. these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit, this is how i i need to preface it this way so that you get that it's weird. it's a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, that's how weird it is. i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from. all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. ialso used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well, I had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all i saw a ton of ather peaple mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too soi never thought about it. so i kept my retainer in -it's never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say "uh can i ask you a question....what the LITERALLY the words that he said which in hindsight makes almost too much sense, of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kids' mouths, and of course it happened s0 much that everyone just thought it was normal that sounds exactly, to a T, like my my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that he's literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. it's not that it's an outdated type, it's just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in 90just know somewhere out there, in weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, there's probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, "yeah, that's cool. that makes sense, let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here." This sounds like an X-files episode Tumblr never let's me down
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Asian, Bad, and Be Like: I I I I I I ne 5:53 PM okay last cal Kane802 PM we are never dating Kane" 6:08 PM WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE ane, 5:54 PM I know what area yo live, and school but only ITS A YES OR NO QUESTION That isn't too much Kane" E09 PM and any man, would love to be closer than a but I've never met you and therefore you haven't yeah sorry I needed to wrap something up ane, 5:55 PM SO THATS ANO to Kane" E:10 PM No it is not you want an explanation so I give tou one calm downme Kane"&24 PM Yeah yeah I think I fell in love with you when I saw tou at the party... Drinking fanta, i love fanta too so I was it's perfectly reasonable for me to be defensive" because I don't know you Dirty blonde, green eyes.. again I know you're friends with ne, S:S6 PM we do know wach other we met at the party are But I got too shy.- . really wanted to say hello butyou always had people around you...Nowhere But hey I'm movin into yourr area and I thought it would be nice to get to know you:) because you two know each other A stroke? No, we Kane, 5:57 PM Kane 8:28 PM So I was correct and we've never met you don't have to be pclite because alex is my Yeah yeah You know? Then what the hell are you doing Kane, 6:15 PM your place met eyes. Eyes are like windows to the soul remember? ITie me I'm not a bad person for thinking that you're being weird okay? I'm just wondering who you got my contact Kane" 8:30 PM Becausee i met a love what else could I do... Kane, 5:59 PM Cute Asian girl.. Big dark eyes and black hair Dont need to be ao hostile... for both of our sakes, I'm going to stop messaging I'm not a creep or anythin I juat want to make me you wanted to be 'friends "Alex" I don't want to block you because I know you're in the group chat withand but I wil if you keep on with this haha okay Kane", 600 PM know, I didn't exactly remember talking you looked like such a goodbgirl i am very to just wanted tp talk?? gotta be careful you know? Kane 8:35 PM Don't be like that,you're a sweet girl Kane, 6:01 PM I'm not likw other guys vou play tennis right? I play as well we can play You play tennis right? I play as well we can play to I'm afraid I don't quite understan what grade are you going into ie you don't mean hooking up, do you Your bf can join too you will see i am good for you Kane", 6:02 PM ou are a good girl stil maybe you still have a Video games too Ijust want to be friends what's wrong with that?? cchose YOU But you always have wAlls, shields up, so hostile me So defensive even though I told you, I'm not like other guys get ot, you are a woman... The world is Youd idn't wake up at 3:47. But a man like me looks at a beautiful woman and he feela a sense of chivalry, lile you are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong And I was just saying hello, you are ao defwnsive so just just friends? am not being 'creepy I want to be nice. I didn't expect you to talk at 1:00 but it is polite to ou're japanese right? I love japanese girls So I can treat you so wellall you have to do is be beautifl and caring and do ypur art things and ot can give you theb world, my parents are in real esate.. Did ypu see my hpuse? It has a movie room, a pool for sexy cute Just say the words cute I can give ypu it Ugh my phone had no spellchexk on sorry, keep Kane", B04 PM I can't ahways respond to people right away, mate They are such qood qirls tooo School ends at 2, why do you keep making false and also, you're sending conflicting Kane", 605 PM I had orchestra after school Ch t's not really your concern, is it me Why not? I reaxh out to yoh because ai want to make friends... And then you are so rude and what the hell do you think am so sorry if I messed up I didin't msan it at all but you are not the only girl in this world, I will move on past you to better things if you really Kane", 6606 PM Again with hostility... Do not worry i will make ypu trust again all will be okay. other hotties, girl trom betore included I'll be completely honest with you are all more beauttiful than you and I could move I meant what I said when I said, you are attractive but Ijust want you to know men will get tired of exaskedif you were at the party and he said (0, 2/1/2018 yes, but that doesn't mean I am patient, and I am not unkind, I will give you a second chance Kane, 5:52 PM You just want to be friends me Kane" 607 PM get to know you Friends, and who know where the road leads? I don't know who you are, but you know way too much about me Maybe we will become closer than you imagine. Most insane person (and nice guy) I have ever met.

Most insane person (and nice guy) I have ever met.

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Being Weird, Weird, and Black: Jumping on the black cat bandwagon. Jinx being weird, she sits like this all the time.

Jumping on the black cat bandwagon. Jinx being weird, she sits like this all the time.

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