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    America, Animals, and Comfortable: 8
 AJ
 @NCSox
 Writer: "ls it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
 Editor: "Either one is fine."
 numbers, including some that teaturea a pucket and bells prigaue w
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNIFER STULTZ
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
 By Gale Rose
 experience what it would imal Veterinarian Clinic imals. Patton likes all
 rosepratttribune.com belike to work at those 40 for their business, Stu- kinds of animals and said
 businesses, They asked dents got a tour of the fa- she learned a lot from the
 Hager students invaded questions and got some cility, learned what hap experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake cat the mouse im
 Tuesday, October 24 as various operations,
 t to handle various an-
 pressed her the most.
 they looked for future job Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be-
 come a veterinarian and
 ropportunities on Disabil High School, Gina Pat- anake eat a mouse.
 ton of Kingman High Luna said she was in enjoyed learning every-
 The 97 students from 12 School and America Fer- terested in animal health thing that veterinarians
 ity Mentoring Day
 schools fanned out across nandez of St. John chose and wanted to know more
 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An about caring for hurt an-
 SEE MENTORING,6
 Hospital Pharmacist for 41 years
 4years Commisloner for lPratt Planning and Zoning Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commisslon
 Graduate of Tratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and Preskdent of Civic Groups and Organirations
 Esperience and Knowledge of Financial Responsihility and Budgeting
 Supparts Family Vaues, ducation, and Buslness Growth
 Common Senve Approach for the Suntained Progress of Pratt
 ug Meyer
 y Commissioner
I have to write a paper for school. If you have a problem with drug abuse or have had a problem (doesn’t have to be a serious problem, and can be alcohol-nicotine) DM me if you are comfortable with taking an anonymous survey. It would help me out a lot, I’ll give you a follow.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    America, Animals, and Comfortable: 8
 AJ
 @NCSox
 Writer: "ls it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
 Editor: "Either one is fine."
 numbers, including some that teaturea a pucket and bells prigaue w
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNIFER STULTZ
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
 By Gale Rose
 experience what it would imal Veterinarian Clinic imals. Patton likes all
 rosepratttribune.com belike to work at those 40 for their business, Stu- kinds of animals and said
 businesses, They asked dents got a tour of the fa- she learned a lot from the
 Hager students invaded questions and got some cility, learned what hap experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake cat the mouse im
 Tuesday, October 24 as various operations,
 t to handle various an-
 pressed her the most.
 they looked for future job Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be-
 come a veterinarian and
 ropportunities on Disabil High School, Gina Pat- anake eat a mouse.
 ton of Kingman High Luna said she was in enjoyed learning every-
 The 97 students from 12 School and America Fer- terested in animal health thing that veterinarians
 ity Mentoring Day
 schools fanned out across nandez of St. John chose and wanted to know more
 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An about caring for hurt an-
 SEE MENTORING,6
 Hospital Pharmacist for 41 years
 4years Commisloner for lPratt Planning and Zoning Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commisslon
 Graduate of Tratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and Preskdent of Civic Groups and Organirations
 Esperience and Knowledge of Financial Responsihility and Budgeting
 Supparts Family Vaues, ducation, and Buslness Growth
 Common Senve Approach for the Suntained Progress of Pratt
 ug Meyer
 y Commissioner
I have to write a paper for school. If you have a problem with drug abuse or have had a problem (doesn’t have to be a serious problem, and can be alcohol-nicotine) DM me if you are comfortable with taking an anonymous survey. It would help me out a lot, I’ll give you a follow.
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Crying, Family, and Guns: Chwistopher
 @Loudwindow
 Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid
 to steal its treasure chest.
 Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby
 mermaid within.
 Monster mermaid was using the treasure
 chest as a cradle.
 Pirates:
<p><a href="http://dragonsateyourtoast.tumblr.com/post/169373651900" class="tumblr_blog">dragonsateyourtoast</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/169340235270/otherwindow-this-is-how-the-golden-age-of-piracy" class="tumblr_blog">otherwindow</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/169291615220/this-is-how-the-golden-age-of-piracy-ended" class="tumblr_blog">otherwindow</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This is how the golden age of piracy ended.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="677" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/51eb1c65a8936859a4b9e9ed54eb60d9/tumblr_inline_p22tdbtzyD1qdd180_540.jpg" data-orig-height="677" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure><p>The first mermaid to get tattoos :)</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?”</p>
<p>“kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes.</p>
<p>“we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.”</p>
<p>“i know.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.”</p>
<p>her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her.</p>
<p>“daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor.</p>
<p>“don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?”</p>
<p>“your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.”</p>
<p>she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam.</p>
<p>“we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.”</p>
<p>she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family.</p>
<p>“it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.”</p>
<p>the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass.</p>
<p>“why not?” the mermaid asks.</p>
<p>“he’ll win,” the first mate says.</p>
<p>the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her.</p>
<p>“don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape.</p>
<p>“let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.”</p>
<p>they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her.</p>
<p>she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings.</p>
<p>the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her.</p>
<p>she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise.</p>
<p>“i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.”</p>
<p>the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. </p>
<p>“we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either.</p>
<p>“i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time.</p>
<p>“guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.”</p>
<p>“without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?”</p>
<p>“i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?”</p>
<p>“of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid.</p>
<p>“you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock.</p>
<p>the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy.</p>
<p>“they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.”</p>
<p>“and now?”</p>
<p>“they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?”</p>
<p>the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.”</p>
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<p>Yooooo</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Crying, Family, and Guns: Chwistopher
 @Loudwindow
 Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid
 to steal its treasure chest.
 Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby
 mermaid within.
 Monster mermaid was using the treasure
 chest as a cradle.
 Pirates:
<p><a href="http://dragonsateyourtoast.tumblr.com/post/169373651900" class="tumblr_blog">dragonsateyourtoast</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/169340235270/otherwindow-this-is-how-the-golden-age-of-piracy" class="tumblr_blog">otherwindow</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/169291615220/this-is-how-the-golden-age-of-piracy-ended" class="tumblr_blog">otherwindow</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This is how the golden age of piracy ended.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="677" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/51eb1c65a8936859a4b9e9ed54eb60d9/tumblr_inline_p22tdbtzyD1qdd180_540.jpg" data-orig-height="677" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure><p>The first mermaid to get tattoos :)</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?”</p>
<p>“kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes.</p>
<p>“we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.”</p>
<p>“i know.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.”</p>
<p>her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her.</p>
<p>“daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor.</p>
<p>“don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?”</p>
<p>“your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.”</p>
<p>she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam.</p>
<p>“we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.”</p>
<p>she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family.</p>
<p>“it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.”</p>
<p>the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass.</p>
<p>“why not?” the mermaid asks.</p>
<p>“he’ll win,” the first mate says.</p>
<p>the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her.</p>
<p>“don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape.</p>
<p>“let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.”</p>
<p>they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her.</p>
<p>she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings.</p>
<p>the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea.</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>“you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her.</p>
<p>she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise.</p>
<p>“i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.”</p>
<p>the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. </p>
<p>“we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either.</p>
<p>“i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time.</p>
<p>“guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.”</p>
<p>“without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?”</p>
<p>“i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?”</p>
<p>“of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.”</p>
<p>x</p>
<p>the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid.</p>
<p>“you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock.</p>
<p>the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy.</p>
<p>“they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.”</p>
<p>“and now?”</p>
<p>“they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?”</p>
<p>the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.”</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Yooooo</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Being Alone, Christmas, and Driving: Fun Activities to Look Forward to
 During Christmas Time
 @balleralert
Fun Activities to Look Forward to During Christmas Time - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Family Gatherings ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The best feeling in the world is being around your family during the holidays. There’s guaranteed to be food on deck, good laughs and of course the “grocery store run” your cousins invite you on. It’s a night filled with endless card game disputes, football trivia and a couple extra trays of food to go home with. What beats that? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. Christmas Classics On TV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Home Alone’, ‘A Christmas Story’ and ‘Friday After Next’, equals one amazing night. It’s time to kick back, use whatever extra time you have and immerse yourself into some good ole’ nostalgic Christmas classics. Perfect for a family affair or a night with friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. Holiday Family Photos ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It’s that time of the year when families dress up and show the world what Christmas spirit, combined with color coordination, really looks like. Some people keep it traditional while others change up the theme each year. Whatever you do, have fun and make sure you buy wallet size photos to share! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. Fall Fashion ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ SLAY bells ring, are you listening? Pea coats, matching scarves and gloves, furs, leather and dare I say......Timbs. This season is pretty much a haven for fashion. It’s time to live your best winter life. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. Holiday Decorations and Lights ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lights, blow-up Jack Frosts, neon “Merry Christmas” signs and maybe a nativity scene. Random nights with no plans is when driving through neighborhoods to see Christmas decorations fits in perfectly. Whether you’re taking the kids or adding to a date night, it’s always nice to experience what the holidays look like through another’s eyes.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Christmas, and Driving: Fun Activities to Look Forward to
 During Christmas Time
 @balleralert
Fun Activities to Look Forward to During Christmas Time - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Family Gatherings ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The best feeling in the world is being around your family during the holidays. There’s guaranteed to be food on deck, good laughs and of course the “grocery store run” your cousins invite you on. It’s a night filled with endless card game disputes, football trivia and a couple extra trays of food to go home with. What beats that? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. Christmas Classics On TV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Home Alone’, ‘A Christmas Story’ and ‘Friday After Next’, equals one amazing night. It’s time to kick back, use whatever extra time you have and immerse yourself into some good ole’ nostalgic Christmas classics. Perfect for a family affair or a night with friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. Holiday Family Photos ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It’s that time of the year when families dress up and show the world what Christmas spirit, combined with color coordination, really looks like. Some people keep it traditional while others change up the theme each year. Whatever you do, have fun and make sure you buy wallet size photos to share! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. Fall Fashion ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ SLAY bells ring, are you listening? Pea coats, matching scarves and gloves, furs, leather and dare I say......Timbs. This season is pretty much a haven for fashion. It’s time to live your best winter life. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. Holiday Decorations and Lights ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lights, blow-up Jack Frosts, neon “Merry Christmas” signs and maybe a nativity scene. Random nights with no plans is when driving through neighborhoods to see Christmas decorations fits in perfectly. Whether you’re taking the kids or adding to a date night, it’s always nice to experience what the holidays look like through another’s eyes.
                    
                
            

            
            
Fun Activities to Look Forward to During Christmas Time - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Family Gatherings ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        
        
        

            

                




    9gag, America, and Animals: numbers, including some that featured a bucket and bells brigade orpe
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNFER STULTZ
 1
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
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 dents got a tour of the fa-
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 imals. Patton likes all
 she learned a lot from the
 pressed her the most.
 By Gale Rose
 experience what it would
 grose prattribune.com be like to work at those 40 for their business. Stu- kinds of animals and said
 businesses. They asked
 Eager students invaded questions and got some cility, leaned what hap- experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake eat the mouse im-
 fuesday, October 24 as various operations.
 they looked for futurejob Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be
 opportunities on Disabil High School, Gina Pat. snake eat a mouso.
 ity Mentoring Day.
 conie a veterinarian and
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 2 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An- about caring for hurt an-
 The 97 students from 12
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 Hospital Pharmacht for 41 years
 4 years Commissioner for Pratt Planning and Zoning Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commission
 : Graduate of Pratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and President of Civic Groups and Organizations
 .Experience and Knowledge of Financial Responsibility and Budgeting
 Supports Family Values, Education, and Business Growth
 Common Sense Approach for the Sustalned Progress of Pratt
 ng Mieyer
 y Commissioner
First cum first serve I guess. Follow @9gag 9gag job parttime handjob
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    9gag, America, and Animals: numbers, including some that featured a bucket and bells brigade orpe
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNFER STULTZ
 1
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
 imal Veterinarian Clinic
 dents got a tour of the fa-
 got to handle various an-
 imals. Patton likes all
 she learned a lot from the
 pressed her the most.
 By Gale Rose
 experience what it would
 grose prattribune.com be like to work at those 40 for their business. Stu- kinds of animals and said
 businesses. They asked
 Eager students invaded questions and got some cility, leaned what hap- experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake eat the mouse im-
 fuesday, October 24 as various operations.
 they looked for futurejob Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be
 opportunities on Disabil High School, Gina Pat. snake eat a mouso.
 ity Mentoring Day.
 conie a veterinarian and
 ton of Kingman High Luna said she was in enjoyed learning every
 thing that veterinarians
 terested in animal health
 schools fanned out across nandez of St. John chose and wanted to know more
 2 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An- about caring for hurt an-
 The 97 students from 12
 School and America Fer-
 SEE MENTORING, 6
 Hospital Pharmacht for 41 years
 4 years Commissioner for Pratt Planning and Zoning Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commission
 : Graduate of Pratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and President of Civic Groups and Organizations
 .Experience and Knowledge of Financial Responsibility and Budgeting
 Supports Family Values, Education, and Business Growth
 Common Sense Approach for the Sustalned Progress of Pratt
 ng Mieyer
 y Commissioner
First cum first serve I guess. Follow @9gag 9gag job parttime handjob
                    
                
            

            
            
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    America, Be Like, and Family: 38
 AJ
 @NCSox
 Writer: "ls it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
 Editor: "Either one is fine."
 numbers, Including some that teaturea a Ducket and bells prigaue
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNIFER STULTZ
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
 experience what it would imal Veterinarian Clinic imals. Patton likes all
 gose oprattr bure co n be like to work at those4。for their business. Stu- kinds ofanimals and said
 businesses. They asked dents got a tour of the fa- she learned a lot from the
 Eager students invaded questions and got some cility, learned what hap experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake eat the mouse im-
 By Gale Rose
 Tuesday, October 24 as various operations.
 to handle various an-
 pressed her the most.
 they looked for future job
 opportunities on Disabil-
 ity Mentoring Day
 Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be-
 come a veterinarian and
 snake eat a mouse.
 High School, Gina Pat-
 ton of Kingman High
 Luna said she was in. enjoyed learning every-
 terested in animal health
 and wanted to know more
 2 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An- about caring for hurt an-
 The 97 students from 12
 schools fanned out across
 School and America Fer-
 nandez of St. John chose
 thing that veterinarians
 SEE MENTORING 6
 Hospital Pharmacht for 41 yean
 4 years Commbsloner for Pratt Planning and Zonlng Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commisslon
 Graduate of Pratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and President of Civic Groups and Organizations
 Experience and Knowledge of Financial Responsibility and Budgeting
 Supports Family Values, Education, and Business Growth
 Common Sease Approach for the Sustained Progress of Pratt
 ng Meyer
 y Commissioner
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    America, Be Like, and Family: 38
 AJ
 @NCSox
 Writer: "ls it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
 Editor: "Either one is fine."
 numbers, Including some that teaturea a Ducket and bells prigaue
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNIFER STULTZ
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
 experience what it would imal Veterinarian Clinic imals. Patton likes all
 gose oprattr bure co n be like to work at those4。for their business. Stu- kinds ofanimals and said
 businesses. They asked dents got a tour of the fa- she learned a lot from the
 Eager students invaded questions and got some cility, learned what hap experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake eat the mouse im-
 By Gale Rose
 Tuesday, October 24 as various operations.
 to handle various an-
 pressed her the most.
 they looked for future job
 opportunities on Disabil-
 ity Mentoring Day
 Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be-
 come a veterinarian and
 snake eat a mouse.
 High School, Gina Pat-
 ton of Kingman High
 Luna said she was in. enjoyed learning every-
 terested in animal health
 and wanted to know more
 2 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An- about caring for hurt an-
 The 97 students from 12
 schools fanned out across
 School and America Fer-
 nandez of St. John chose
 thing that veterinarians
 SEE MENTORING 6
 Hospital Pharmacht for 41 yean
 4 years Commbsloner for Pratt Planning and Zonlng Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commisslon
 Graduate of Pratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and President of Civic Groups and Organizations
 Experience and Knowledge of Financial Responsibility and Budgeting
 Supports Family Values, Education, and Business Growth
 Common Sease Approach for the Sustained Progress of Pratt
 ng Meyer
 y Commissioner
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Bitch, and Family: <p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837495235/thebibliosphere-systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837320641/systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837209755/thebibliosphere-88linesabout44fangirls" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837052036/88linesabout44fangirls-thebibliosphere-the" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://88linesabout44fangirls.tumblr.com/post/160822498525/thebibliosphere-the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you" class="tumblr_blog">88linesabout44fangirls</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160820362341/the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you-can-just-about" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The Demon Rose is waking up. You can just about see the first hint of electric pink starting to come through in the bud. </p>

<p>You can also see where she’s pushing so hard up against the house she’s dislodged the window screen. What a clingy baby :D</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh, I showed one of your posts about the Demon Rose Bush to an organic gardening friend. She’s recommending massive pruning until it gets under control, but considering how high that bitch is I don’t think that’s feasible.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hahahahaha, we tried to kill this thing when we first moved in back in 2015 by cutting it all the way down to ground level and etd tried to kill the roots with literal poison cause we didnt want to try and deal with pruning something where the largest thorn was the length of my pinky finger. She grew back taller within 4 months, absorbed  her trellis into her vines and continued to bloom right up until December. <i>In Minnesota</i>. </p>

<p>Last year she retained her blooms until January of this year. Everything else besides the neighborhood evergreens was dead, and we had hot pink blooms in -20'c weather, in several feet of snow. </p>

<p>Ain’t  <i>shit </i> gonna kill this thing, and since Tumblr adopted her as my plant familiar to go with the rest of my weird ass house (the tags new folk are looking for are #the house that cthulu built and #demon rose) I’ve started talking to her and she’s the god damn healthiest most terrifying thing in our yard. I love her. </p>

<p>I’m going to attempt to do some delicate pruning this year and nudge her back onto a trellis (several trellises…trelli?), cause the way her thorns tap against the living room window when the wind blows is a tiny bit unnerving, but yea, nah. 6ft Demon Rose is here to stay. I’ve made my peace with this.</p>

<p>Especially after last year when I made the comment in passing about needing to kill the lily cluster by the side of our house that had spring up in their hundreds (I am very very not good allergic to all lilies), and she expanded outward and quite literally  <i>throttled them with her roots. </i> That was…considerate of her… </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Holy shit I have a rose in my back garden <em>IDENTICAL </em>to that. </p>
<p>I call it the Felony Rose, since I kindasortamaybe <em>technically </em>stole it. </p>
<p>They were gonna bulldoze an old farmhouse that had this huge (15x20) rosebush growing alongside it. So, I rolled up with the truck and a shovel and a pair of hedge clippers around midnight. </p>
<p>Dug that whole monster out (which involved much sweat, blood, and swearing) whacked it back to a manageable size, and took it home. </p>
<p>It is now in my back garden, eating my coral bells and lilies and cackling to itself as it spreads. </p>
<p>It is also electric pink. It barely even wilted, despite it’s rough treatment. </p>
<p>Also, in the lot they bulldozed to build that new house, suckers of the fucker are coming back. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>SHE HAS FAMILY, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL HER</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I MADE A POST ABOUT THIS ROSE JUST THE OTHER DAY</p><p>FAMILY PHOTOS</p><p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and">http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and</a></p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bitch, and Family: <p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837495235/thebibliosphere-systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837320641/systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837209755/thebibliosphere-88linesabout44fangirls" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160837052036/88linesabout44fangirls-thebibliosphere-the" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://88linesabout44fangirls.tumblr.com/post/160822498525/thebibliosphere-the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you" class="tumblr_blog">88linesabout44fangirls</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/160820362341/the-demon-rose-is-waking-up-you-can-just-about" class="tumblr_blog">thebibliosphere</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The Demon Rose is waking up. You can just about see the first hint of electric pink starting to come through in the bud. </p>

<p>You can also see where she’s pushing so hard up against the house she’s dislodged the window screen. What a clingy baby :D</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh, I showed one of your posts about the Demon Rose Bush to an organic gardening friend. She’s recommending massive pruning until it gets under control, but considering how high that bitch is I don’t think that’s feasible.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hahahahaha, we tried to kill this thing when we first moved in back in 2015 by cutting it all the way down to ground level and etd tried to kill the roots with literal poison cause we didnt want to try and deal with pruning something where the largest thorn was the length of my pinky finger. She grew back taller within 4 months, absorbed  her trellis into her vines and continued to bloom right up until December. <i>In Minnesota</i>. </p>

<p>Last year she retained her blooms until January of this year. Everything else besides the neighborhood evergreens was dead, and we had hot pink blooms in -20'c weather, in several feet of snow. </p>

<p>Ain’t  <i>shit </i> gonna kill this thing, and since Tumblr adopted her as my plant familiar to go with the rest of my weird ass house (the tags new folk are looking for are #the house that cthulu built and #demon rose) I’ve started talking to her and she’s the god damn healthiest most terrifying thing in our yard. I love her. </p>

<p>I’m going to attempt to do some delicate pruning this year and nudge her back onto a trellis (several trellises…trelli?), cause the way her thorns tap against the living room window when the wind blows is a tiny bit unnerving, but yea, nah. 6ft Demon Rose is here to stay. I’ve made my peace with this.</p>

<p>Especially after last year when I made the comment in passing about needing to kill the lily cluster by the side of our house that had spring up in their hundreds (I am very very not good allergic to all lilies), and she expanded outward and quite literally  <i>throttled them with her roots. </i> That was…considerate of her… </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Holy shit I have a rose in my back garden <em>IDENTICAL </em>to that. </p>
<p>I call it the Felony Rose, since I kindasortamaybe <em>technically </em>stole it. </p>
<p>They were gonna bulldoze an old farmhouse that had this huge (15x20) rosebush growing alongside it. So, I rolled up with the truck and a shovel and a pair of hedge clippers around midnight. </p>
<p>Dug that whole monster out (which involved much sweat, blood, and swearing) whacked it back to a manageable size, and took it home. </p>
<p>It is now in my back garden, eating my coral bells and lilies and cackling to itself as it spreads. </p>
<p>It is also electric pink. It barely even wilted, despite it’s rough treatment. </p>
<p>Also, in the lot they bulldozed to build that new house, suckers of the fucker are coming back. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>SHE HAS FAMILY, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL HER</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I MADE A POST ABOUT THIS ROSE JUST THE OTHER DAY</p><p>FAMILY PHOTOS</p><p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and">http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160821072130/the-felony-rose-shown-here-eating-the-lilies-and</a></p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://systlin.tumblr.com/post/160837495235/thebibliosphere-systlin-thebibliosphere" class="tumblr_blog">systlin</a>:</p>

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    Ass, Booty, and Bruh: When she come over to apologize
 for spazzing on you but nows not a
 good time cause you cheating
Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Booty, and Bruh: When she come over to apologize
 for spazzing on you but nows not a
 good time cause you cheating
Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.
                    
                
            

            
            
Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you s...