Who can relate?! 😩🤔 https://t.co/Yj1Y5aYlgb
Did you know?
Y’all ever eat pizza with blue ranch 🤷♂️
Straight BS damned if you dont parent and damned if you do (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Why promote a company worth less than you?
That’s what passion does vs chasing money (@funny)
These two are so rich that they dont need to flex
It’s not a baby, it’s just a cluster of ideas. I’m glad it was aborted.
I need a second opinion on my tinder bio
boii wear a seat belt
A pioneer of our time!
Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt
ommanyte:never forget that deku’s costume canonically incorporates black thigh highs
So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen you...
Hillenburg is rolling in his grave
Truth.. 🙌💯 https://t.co/THFFO6t2u2
“Electric Eye Belt Buckle”
Remember what I was saying about how “transmisogyny is misogyny and cis people will use it to punish women w...
The other cashier beside her was at least my age
Please respect my wishes.
This just really made me laugh.
This just really made me laugh. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2SCkHlf
This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Care...
My favorite joke so far