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All Star, Ass, and Beautiful: Shrek beats the BenchWarmers for the greatest cinematic materpieces of all time Shrek is without a doubt the greatest movie of all time. For example they used "All Star" by Smash Mouth. That is the second greatest band of all time right behind Metallica. Shrek is a great movie of all time because it teaches many Whole-Hearted family values. One of them is how to treat your babymomma. For example after Shred rescued his gal he did not ask for kush or for nudes so he was being a gentleogre. Also the movie was directed by Tupac when he was in Cuba. Another example was when Donkey was going to get slayed by the dragon he was gonna take a murking/licking for his mate Shrek This teaches to be selfless and that friendship trumps over all. Also the movie was full of improper scenes. For example when that dude in the forest alsmost said he likes to get laid, when the puppets implied to wipe their ass, or when donkey was dreaming about intercourese in his sleep. Well feminists (someone who believes the radical notion that women have rights) say all sex is rape, you just say all sex is great! It truly is, so that just makes the movie even tastier! Also it features a 730 in the movie which adds more LambSauce to the plot. Just to make the movie even greater Tupac should have added oats. It teaches an important lesson when: looks don't matter. Fionia's entire life she thought a handsum prince would rescue her but an orge came. Finding a soulmate is hard enough but finding an beautiful soulmate is even harder. At the end of the day will looks make you fall in love no. Is it looks that makes you bond with your soulmate no. It is looks that make you eachother's ride or dies no. The only thing that matters is if you truly love your soulmate with all of your heart. Shrek just proves this point. Another things this proves is that Hillary Clinton is evil. She sold uranium to russia (which is used in nukes) and had them donate money to her foundation. She also refused to send more security to Benghazi after countlessly asked. Then when being questioned about it she said "What difference does it make". She also does not bench. I have recently become woke thanks to Alex Jones. This was an chichi essay on why Shrek is off the meat rack and why it is without a doubt the greatest movie of all time. Posted by: ShrekLOver1947 Report Post
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Fedora, Horny, and Memes: 1776regime Honestly I don't like women having political accounts on here. For the most part, if you can hide your gender you can pull it off and be fine. Too many girls on here start posting selfies, personal life stuff and with that comes stalkers and white knights and trolls. Too many times I have seen female ran political accounts pull the vagina card to their advantage. This is goes both ways, it's often times more conservative accounts that do this than women and it drives me insane. Then claim to be "anti-feminist" and hate other women who use the women card, but as soon as they get triggered by a troll talking shit or they are starting to lose in an argument about almost anything etc they'll retreat to their recluse and activate her army of white knights to attack said page. YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET. YOU WILL HAVE HORNY TEENAGE BOYS ONLY FOLLOWING YOU BECAUSE "hurr durrr look iz a girl wit big bewbs :DDDD". They do not care about what you have to say. They wanna see your titties. They don't give a flying fuck about your politics. Truth be told, your politics are probably ass anyways because you're a girl. Yes, l'm sexist, eat me (Benchwarmers Coach voice). Also, they'll have an emotional down over some dude trolling their pics calling them them names etc you're on the Internet suck it up. Then they'll go for about week about ranting about they're gonna leave Instagram blah blah say no ones likes them etc getting the attention of pubescent boys coming to aid the mistreated princess in distress and "help my mi lady :DD le ebin fedora tip" and white knight and shill the whole "oh we care about you (fill in the blank girl) and we love you and your posts :DDD" to hopefully get the chance to see a titty pic of (fill in the blank girl) or snapchat of the owner of the political account. Also, is it just me or are most of the account owners are the "l only hangout with boys" type girls who are undercover hoes and don't wanna admit it How to tell if somebody is a virgin in one easy step
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