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Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement @DrSmashlove Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional ☺️. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote πŸ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes πŸ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth 😩). BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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