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Be Like, Crazy, and Doe: Address Company March 8, 2019 To whom it may concern I have the privilege of recommending to you one of the hardest and most impassioned workers with whom I have been able to worlk man - but she got one anyway just so that the haters would get off her well-muscled back last name used to be Smith, which might make you be all like "Naw, man, I don't want no boring-a* crackers named Smith working up in here!" But straight up dye her hair crazy colors on a whim. Colors like crazy electric blue, to a lighter blue, to kind of a grey-silver, and then back to blonde and your eyeballs will be like "Dang girl, give us a break now and again!" Jane Doe is a strong independent woman who don't need no Jane Jane ain't a boring-a** cracker, that b*** ll just knows quotes from The Office like nobody's business, so you know she'll be a good fit in Jane YOUR office. She'll even pull out some Harry Potter trivia for you next thing you know it'll be as if some bespectacled wizard shouted "Alohomora!" while pointing his wand at your heart survivor. By which I mean that she's a Gluten Survivor. Don't you dare try to feed gluten to her it will destroy her insides, and her insides will destroy your toilet. Maybe not, I don't really know how it all works, but you're better safe than sorry on this one. Jane is also a Not only will better work too. She's mastered the smile-while-you-work attitude that also says to people, "Step down, b****." And then the b****es step down and do better work all your processes, and finish all the tasks you give her within her first two weeks. Then your biggest problem will be finding more things for her to do for you. You'll wake up in the middle of the night grateful to whatever god you worship for giving you dreams of other things you can give her to do. Jane do better work than your employees, but she will motivate your employees to do Jane will streamline the crap out of The long and short of it is that you should just hire her. Or better yet (for your company), you should just step down and let her have your job instead. Do it. Do it now. 5-4 - 3- 2- 1. Do it. Sincerel The Massive signature of Jane's Ex-Employer Large and in charge Phone: Call your Mama and ask to talk to me. My wife's ex-Employer sent two letters of recommendation. First was very kind and professional. This is the second.

My wife's ex-Employer sent two letters of recommendation. First was very kind and professional. This is the second.

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Anal Sex, Apparently, and Beer: I'd want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who'd like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I'd want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn't really love chili dogs that much - no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They're not jamespotterdidntstrut religious affiliation: "Cool Girl speech, Gone Girl (2014) coveverde Men always say that as the defining compliment, don't they? She's a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, even pretending to be the woman they want and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she's hosting the world's biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining different version - maybe he's a vegetarian, sa a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don't mind, I'm the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they're fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to be, they're pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you're not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn't want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he's a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn't ever complain. (How do you know you're not Cool Girl? Because he says ings like: "I like strong women." If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone to see men - friends, coworkers, strangers giddy over these awful pretender women, and else. Because "I like strong women is code for l'd want to sit these men down and calmly say: "lhate strona women.") Yikes... ok Gillian Flynn. tldr: "cool girls" dont exist? Apparently?
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Bailey Jay, Children, and Instagram: ACTIVIST ROUNDHOUSE KICKS YOUNG WOMAN PRO-ABORTIONIST ASSAULTS PRO-LIFE ACTIVIST @Freedom Faction AN ORGANIZER AT A PRO-LIFE EVENT IN TORONTO WAS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED BY A MALE COUNTER-PROTESTER AFTER SHE APPROACHED HIM ABOUT DEFACING SEVERAL SIGNS AT THE ANTI-ABORTION SILENT STREET PROTEST.MARIE-CLAIRE BISSONNETTE SAID SHE AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER PRO-LIFE MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN STOOD ON 200 TORONTO STREET CORNERS SUNDAY TO PEACEFULLY PROTEST WHILE HOLDING ANTI-A BORTION SIGNS. CELL PHONE VIDEO RECORDED BY BISSONNETTE SHOWS AN UNIDENTIFIED MAN ARGUING WITH HER OVER A HYPOTHETICAL TEEN ABORTION AFTER SHE ASKED HIM TO STOP MARKING ON PEOPLE'S SIGNS. AFTER SHE TELLS THE MAN A 16-YEAR- OLD WHO WAS RAPED SHOULD KEEP HER CHILD" THE MAN WINDS UP AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKS HER IN THE SHOULDER SENDING HER PHONE FLYING @Regran_ed from @freedom_faction - Thoughts? Instagram took it down, so it’s going right back up. A shaggy, bespectacled male was caught on video kicking a female prolife advocate during a silent protest on a Toronto street corner before running away when authorities were contacted, the victim wrote in an account for LifeSite. Marie-Claire Bissonnette, a youth coordinator for CampaignLifeCoalition in Toronto, said her attacker appeared to be in his late 20s and that she began recording him on her cellphone after he committed acts of vandalism to other pro-life advocates during Sunday’s incident. Bissonnette noted that a proabortion woman “peacefully” stood among the pro-life protesters holding a sign that read, “My body, my choice, my right.” And then our hero emerged — decked out in a purple hoodie and what appeared to be a pentagram necklace. First he took out two markers and defaced two pro-life signs, Bissonnette said. But after she warned her allies to shield their signs, he ran up behind five pro-life protesters — including a 10-year-old girl — and scribbled on their backs, ruining their clothing, she added. Bissonnette said she then started recording and telling him he was committing destruction of private property. He replied by asking if a 16-year-old girl who gets pregnant after being raped should keep her baby, she said, adding that she tried to explain that her baby should be treated no differently than a 3-year-old child who may have been conceived by rape. Here’s what Bissonnette said happened next: He then forcefully roundhouse-kicked me in the shoulder, which sent my phone flying, and I yelled for someone to call the police. In defense of his violence he claimed he’d meant to kick my phone, and then, as a fellow Life Chain participant dialed 911, he yanked off the ribbon I’d been wearing on my chest and ran away, heading east on Bloor. A police car arrived, 5 to 10 minutes later. The policemen rolled down their window but did not exit their vehicle. 🖐🏾More in comments👇🏾 - regrann
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America, Captain America: Civil War, and Energy: 309 lingdao in MovieDetails In Avengers: Infinity War, Dr. Strange's hands are still shaking from his accident left arm is still injured. You can also see Sergey LV (Detail) At the end of Infinity War Thanos' it work it's way up to his neck ron Man suits up for the first time ity War, you can see his glasses de of nanomachines too. The suit EddiOS42 in MovieDetai In Infinity War (2018) When Thanos stops Okoyes spear, the energy around is them as he takes them off. dazzellmcdazzell in MovieDetails One of the final weapons Iron Man uses during "Infinity War" mirror the style of the Jericho, the first weapon we see Tony is blue indicating a use of the Space Det Stone, but the Power Stone glows Stark use in "Iron Man" instead. It is only after this freeze does Thanos then use the Power Stone to 15 Comments i.redd.it 2 days In Avengers: Infinity War (2018), when Hulk/Bruce Banner crashes into the Sanctum Sanctorum, the markings of the Dinosaurs In Suits in MovieDetails In Avengers: Infinity War (2018), when Thor arrives in Wakanda, you can see that his new, robotic eye is brown compared to his natural blue eye. This is due to Rocket Raccoon smuggling the stolen eye in his "brown eye In the post credit scene in Infinity War Fury and agent hill are riding in an Infinity 290 M the Infinity Gauntlet roasted, but Thanos 663 finity Stones (Avengers ge StrangeWillStrange m In Infinity War, Thanos says to the Collector "Where is the Stone?" with a slight accent. This could be a nod to Benicio Del Toro's portrayal of Four amices where the hame en Fingers in Snatch, and the line he says during the Diamond Heist indow of Sanctum een using unfinished nanotech Captain America:Civil War.Later ers:Infinity War, we see the e same l.re evilcartoonist in MovieDetails In The Avengers: Infinity War, when Heimdall prays to the all father for dark (Infinity wakanda, you canlme Stone hagic to teleport banner, Loki in the first War) Right before Thanos vengers film, references dark magic for or's teleportation to earth subtle green sparks of the Time Stone nagic to t ers in Mo reversing his injury SPOILER Detail 1066 Comments i.redd.it 1 day day lusion the Gauntlet is missing th- preshadowing that it is an illu e reality stone mments i.redd.it 57 min stones that Thanos alreadyInfinityan in le refere o In Avengers: Infinity War, a bespectacled veMom mustachioed blue man in jean cutoffs"9e is seen in the background, a reference to Tobias Fünke from Arrested Develop-a e-rage in MovieDetails 2 ston the Gaeowhere ment, a show that IW directors Joe and Strthe oso wh Foreshashanos alnssing the Anthony Russo directed episodes of Strange Gia In Infinity War. During the Knowhere illusion the Gauntlet is missing the 2 stones that Thanos already has Foreshadowing that it is an illusion fro TPJchief87 in MovieDetails In Avengers Infinity War the mesh under Captain America's resembles his old suit from the comics mi Detail 31 Comments i.redd.it 1 day In "Avengers: Infinity War" you can see Dr. Strange reveal the time stone AerialNova in MovieDetails before handing it to Thanos. The stone had been hiding a 303 alMant in MovieDetails bottom left corner of his HUD before it mor being used ent, you can see actually appears in the very next shot. he comics. Detail 13 Comments imgur.com.2 days In Avengers: Infinity War, you can see vengers: Inf SPOILER Detail 89 Cof the weapon Iron Man is selecting in the cne of Thos ts at the bottom r/moviedetails starterpack
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Friday, Nationwide, and Politics: RESISTANCE ISN'T FUTILE Forget Democrats in Congress meet the lawyers leading the real anti-Trump insurrection FERGUSON was ready. It was the end of that ruling, Ferguson told Newswe going to ary, and the Washington state attorney keep going where the law takes me Trump admin had been concerned that President gen February 9, the law dealt the appeals on p would soon issue a sweeping executive istration a major blow when a federal targeting immigration. A bespectacled for- court panel unanimously denied the Trump champion, Ferguson had been plotting administration's request to reinstate its restric weeks with various immigrant rights groups in tions on the seven countries in question: Syria, tate about how to combat Trump's first move Somalia, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Libya and Sudan. The n, on the last Friday in January, the White case may continue to work its way through the use issued its now infamous executive order courts, and some form of the immigration restric immigration from seven predominantly tions might pass judicial review at a later date. But countries for now, it's Lawyers ofthe Resistance 1, Trump o erguson was home that weekend but went into The Trump olution was born out of an explo office to work on an appeal. His solicitor gen sion of anger at politics as usual, but it may be Noah a former U.S. Supreme Court thwarted by something more banal the diligent, k, guzzled coffee from a full-sized work lawyers filing briefs, injunctions in his office, as opposed to the chain's ubiq suits and complaints. State attorneys general and cup. within a day, they had lined public interest groups have had some notable suc two of the state's most prominent employers, cesses. Not only did the courts halt the travel ban d persuaded a federal on, and soon but a Trump administration attempt to e Trump on judge in Seattle to put a Labor Department rule requiring retirement nationwide. Just before advisers to put their clients' interests first is being NEWSWEEK 2 24/02-03 3/03/2017
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