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Birthday, Cincinnati Bengals, and Memes: Wifey comes thru again. Best birthday cake ever. If you know me you know I'm all about my Cincinnati Bengals. Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes.

Wifey comes thru again. Best birthday cake ever. If you know me you know I'm all about my Cincinnati Bengals. Thank you to everyone for the ...

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Birthday, Goals, and Love: I must say, may 12th 2017 might have been the best birthday I've had Goals โœ”๏ธ Ambition โœ”๏ธ Self Loveโœ”๏ธ MyAmazingBirthday . โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– ๐ŸŽฅ: @all_hail_lloyd

I must say, may 12th 2017 might have been the best birthday I've had Goals โœ”๏ธ Ambition โœ”๏ธ Self Loveโœ”๏ธ MyAmazingBirthday . โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– ๐ŸŽฅ: @all_ha...

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Be Like, Bless Up, and Dieting: Dog birthdays are the best birthdays!! Shout to u girls walking around the city in them slim fit Moncler and Canada Goose down coats I see y'all. Lil fine asses y'all think y'all slick. Y'all ain't slick at all. Smash got quadruple x ray vision. U could be wearing that coat over a sweater over another shirt over a bra and imma still be able to ascertain with only a quick glance whether or not I want u to bear my chirren. Them hats with the fur lining with the flappy ears? Them big Burberry scarves with the overcheck? None of that is slick. Smash got a radar for this shit. Y'all gotta remember - I do deals in the Middle East. I travel to a part of the world where I gotta sometimes make a snap judgment based on half an ankle and a half-revealed eyebrow whether a girl gorgeous or not. Y'all. Ain't. Slick. I swear I could judge a beauty contest where the girls wear burqas and I'd be like "Duanphen from Thailand bring your fine ass here u win the beauty contest I could tell by your strut that u fine AF" and then the burqas come off and bam, Smash was right, Ms. Thailand was indeed the winner. Nah but u know what fuck beauty contests. Beauty is more than that. It's not just physical. It's how a woman carry herself. It's how she talk. It's her intellect. It's her independence. It's whether if we're in a argument, she should ice cold slap me across the cheek - hard - and be like "I told you not to push my button" and I'm like "cot damn this woman assault and batteried me ok I deserved it but wow - she crazy, and high-key scary - I like it." How did I get on this tangent? All I'm saying is, regardless how thick your coat is, I see u. That holiday winter weight on your ass and hips looking right. Forget that new year resolution and lemme bury my face in it before u crash diet and start doing three spin classes per day for 'bikini weather'. Let smash enjoy it before it melts away. U dig! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Butt, Jimmy Choo, and Oh My God: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school 00 Oh my God ๐Ÿ˜ฑBaby ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you done took this shit to the nother motherfuckin' level ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸพNow a neighborhood nigga ๐Ÿš๐Ÿกlike me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚ ain't supposed to be gettin' no pussy like this ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜œGoddamn, Goddamn! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑWho taught you how to get sexy for a nigga? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ(๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) You never use to talk dirty, ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ—ฃ but now you you goddamn disgusting ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’My, my God ๐Ÿ˜ฑ where'd you learn ๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ““ that? (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) Look at you ๐Ÿ‘€ motheruckin' butt ass naked ๐Ÿ‘with them motherfuckin' Jimmy Choos on ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ Who taught you ๐Ÿ˜‚ how to put some motherfuckin' Jimmy Choos on? ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚ (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) Yo ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ—ฃ you took your pussy game ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŽฎ up a whole 'nother level โ˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”This is some Cirque du Soleil pussy ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿต now shit! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉYou done went all porno โŒโŒโŒon a nigga OK And I, and I love it๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰And I thank you, I thank you ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ,my dick thanks you! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜How did you learn,๐Ÿค” how, how did your pussy game ๐Ÿ™€โ˜๐Ÿพ๏ธ come up? (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me)I was fuckin' parts of your pussy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘… I never fucked before ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’ฆI was in there like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฎ ooh shit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I never been here before ๐Ÿค”I've never even seen this part ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜of pussy town before ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿข๐ŸฌIt's like you got this shit re-upholstered โ˜๐Ÿพ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ or some shit. What the fuck happened? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ Who, ๐Ÿค” who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป re-upholstered my pussy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ) You know what๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…, I got to thank ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป And when I see that nigga ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ I'ma thank him ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค‘ I'ma buy ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐhis album ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฝ๐Ÿ“€, I'ma download ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ“ฒ that motherfucker, I'ma shoot a bootlegger ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ! That's how good ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ I feel about this nigga๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Ahh๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I still can't believe you got me this watch โŒš๐Ÿ’Ž This motherfucker ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐ŸพโŒš is the exact motherfucker I wanted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜! Even with the bezel ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž! This is the motherfucker I wanted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! I saw this, I saw it ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Twista ๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒชhad this shit on in The Source ๐Ÿ“ฐ I remember ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Twista๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒช had this motherfucker โŒš๐Ÿ’Ž on in The Source ๐Ÿ“ฐ That's right, that's right ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ! Yo yo babe ๐Ÿ—ฃ, yo yo ๐Ÿ—ฃthis is the best birthday ever ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ! Where you learn ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿค“ to treat a nigga like this ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜? (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught you well, ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠ
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