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    Be Like, Books, and Fucking: toadscools:

perfectlygenericblog:

toadscools:
i dont know how to explain this but. this might be me. i had a brown hoodie exactly like that. the phone on the table? i had a black and white case like that when i was like 12. my middle school’s classrooms looked like that. this literally might be a picture of me in 7th grade, shoveling pasta directly from a ziploc bag into my mouth like some sort of goblin, reblogged by twelve thousand people on the worst website known to mankind. and i dont know how to deal with this
What’s interesting here is that there’s only a possibility that this is them in the picture.
This means one of two things:
1) They remember doing this, but believe it to be so commonplace that it could be literally anyone in that photo. Like if you saw a picture of someone reading a book, you wouldn’t be like “Hey, I read a book once! That must be me in that picture!” because lots of people have read books.
In this case, I bet their belief is based on personal experience. Perhaps there’s a town out there where people regularly eat pasta from a bag in class. Or even a secret society of such people living all over the globe.
2) They don’t remember doing this, but they’ve done so many bizarre (yet still extremely relatable) things that this could very well be one of them. This wasn’t the most noteworthy thing that happened to them that week. There were so many other, stranger, bigger things going on that they did remember, and this event simply wasn’t important enough to commit to memory.
In this case, they’re just out there living their life. Society told them “don’t eat pasta from a ziploc bag in class”, but did they let that stop them? No. They have bigger fish to fry.

i’ve never been fucking obliterated like this before. i dont know what to do. how do i go on when @perfectlygenericblog produced a fucking literary analysis of my life, wholly accurate, from one picture and my reaction to it. i’m getting this tattooed on my forearm

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Be Like, Books, and Fucking: toadscools:

perfectlygenericblog:

toadscools:
i dont know how to explain this but. this might be me. i had a brown hoodie exactly like that. the phone on the table? i had a black and white case like that when i was like 12. my middle school’s classrooms looked like that. this literally might be a picture of me in 7th grade, shoveling pasta directly from a ziploc bag into my mouth like some sort of goblin, reblogged by twelve thousand people on the worst website known to mankind. and i dont know how to deal with this
What’s interesting here is that there’s only a possibility that this is them in the picture.
This means one of two things:
1) They remember doing this, but believe it to be so commonplace that it could be literally anyone in that photo. Like if you saw a picture of someone reading a book, you wouldn’t be like “Hey, I read a book once! That must be me in that picture!” because lots of people have read books.
In this case, I bet their belief is based on personal experience. Perhaps there’s a town out there where people regularly eat pasta from a bag in class. Or even a secret society of such people living all over the globe.
2) They don’t remember doing this, but they’ve done so many bizarre (yet still extremely relatable) things that this could very well be one of them. This wasn’t the most noteworthy thing that happened to them that week. There were so many other, stranger, bigger things going on that they did remember, and this event simply wasn’t important enough to commit to memory.
In this case, they’re just out there living their life. Society told them “don’t eat pasta from a ziploc bag in class”, but did they let that stop them? No. They have bigger fish to fry.

i’ve never been fucking obliterated like this before. i dont know what to do. how do i go on when @perfectlygenericblog produced a fucking literary analysis of my life, wholly accurate, from one picture and my reaction to it. i’m getting this tattooed on my forearm

                    
                
            

            
            
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perfectlygenericblog:

toadscools:
i dont know how to explain this but. this might be me. i had a brown hoodie exactly like tha...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Ass, Bitch, and Cute: THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE
 THAT COT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT
 ME
 THE AMOUNT OF PPL THAT'S
 CONNA SAY OR DO
 SOMETHING WHEN THEY SEE
I remember about 1½ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife sliding into my dm asking me to meet up and smash in her 2005 chevy tahoe, in the parking structure of @24hourfitness_pearlcity. I declined the offer. She was cute, I ain't gon lie. I woulda went balls deep. But declined the offer nonetheless. Something was a little off about her. And I just said to myself, "Nah ima pass". I just told her that if she wanted to workout and take a few selfies, we could. I told him the same thing. He didn't wanna hear allat, though. And he threatened my life 😂😂😂 talm bout "Why you hittin on my wife? You a bitch and ima kill yo ass." First of all, I didn't eeeem know she was married cause you ain't on her page. At all. Second of all I just seen her on Tinder so she probably already cheatin on yo lame ass. Third of all, I don't smash wives anymore. I learned my lesson and changed my ways. And lastly...BET!!!!!!!!! I'll be your huckleberry like a MF. So I told him to meet me at the Martinez gym parking lot and we can squab. Then I left my house, in Kailua, and drove 40 minutes to Schofield and waited 2 hours on him to show up. And I was lifting while I waited! So I was already fatiguing my muscles so he could have a better chance of takin my life like he swore he would have. Bitch ass nigga was a no show 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bitch, and Cute: THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE
 THAT COT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT
 ME
 THE AMOUNT OF PPL THAT'S
 CONNA SAY OR DO
 SOMETHING WHEN THEY SEE
I remember about 1½ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife sliding into my dm asking me to meet up and smash in her 2005 chevy tahoe, in the parking structure of @24hourfitness_pearlcity. I declined the offer. She was cute, I ain't gon lie. I woulda went balls deep. But declined the offer nonetheless. Something was a little off about her. And I just said to myself, "Nah ima pass". I just told her that if she wanted to workout and take a few selfies, we could. I told him the same thing. He didn't wanna hear allat, though. And he threatened my life 😂😂😂 talm bout "Why you hittin on my wife? You a bitch and ima kill yo ass." First of all, I didn't eeeem know she was married cause you ain't on her page. At all. Second of all I just seen her on Tinder so she probably already cheatin on yo lame ass. Third of all, I don't smash wives anymore. I learned my lesson and changed my ways. And lastly...BET!!!!!!!!! I'll be your huckleberry like a MF. So I told him to meet me at the Martinez gym parking lot and we can squab. Then I left my house, in Kailua, and drove 40 minutes to Schofield and waited 2 hours on him to show up. And I was lifting while I waited! So I was already fatiguing my muscles so he could have a better chance of takin my life like he swore he would have. Bitch ass nigga was a no show 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
                    
                
            

            
            
I remember about 1½ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife s...