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Drunk, Alcohol, and Water: SQUALLAY
@JayMullato
i legit only drink water or alcohol. im
either hydrated or drunk
No in between.😂💯 https://t.co/QS8vI5T8Nr
No in between.😂💯 https://t.co/QS8vI5T8Nr
Lawyer, Memes, and Parents: On This Day
[Morning. Sebastian is asleep in between us, Tobi sleeps at
the foot of the bed.]
Me: Wow. When did we go from being the kids in our
parents' bed to being the parents in the bed?
Vanessa: November 10th.
Me: Thank you.
[End of play.]
Morning with Lawyer, 2015. https://t.co/WXWXbAgn1r
![Lawyer, Memes, and Parents: On This Day
[Morning. Sebastian is asleep in between us, Tobi sleeps at
the foot of the bed.]
Me: Wow. When did we go from being the kids in our
parents' bed to being the parents in the bed?
Vanessa: November 10th.
Me: Thank you.
[End of play.]
Morning with Lawyer, 2015. https://t.co/WXWXbAgn1r](https://pics.me.me/on-this-day-morning-sebastian-is-asleep-in-between-us-32769671.png)
Morning with Lawyer, 2015. https://t.co/WXWXbAgn1r
Adidas, Soccer, and Champions League: LA
adidas
HERBALIFE
NUTRIT
Journalist: "What's the difference between you and Messi?"
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "Actually, there's no difference. We'll both watch the Champions League final on TV." https://t.co/i4UKcb1k2E
Journalist: "What's the difference between you and Messi?" Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "Actually, there's no difference. We'll both watch the Champ...
Barcelona, Blessed, and Goals: irates
aLiga
Rakit
Leo Messi for Barcelona: 551 goals
CR7 for Real Madrid : 449 goals.
Total: 1000 goals between them.
Blessed generation. https://t.co/wXBO1EM9Wt
Leo Messi for Barcelona: 551 goals CR7 for Real Madrid : 449 goals. Total: 1000 goals between them. Blessed generation. https://t.co/w...
Chris Tucker, Ice Cube, and Today: ee Chris
Cube Tucker
a lot can go down
between thursday
and saturday
23 years ago today, the film ‘Friday’ was released starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker! 📽🔥💯 @IceCube @ChrisTuckerReal https://t.co/7ESP2m9xtL
23 years ago today, the film ‘Friday’ was released starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker! 📽🔥💯 @IceCube @ChrisTuckerReal https://t.co/7ESP2m9xtL
Advice, Crying, and Friends: Done THE HAM4HAMIFESTO.docx
Aka the things I've learned this year
HAM4HAM SHOULD BE BETWEEN 2-5 MINUTES
-The lotto is the star attraction and we don't want to
hold that up, we're just the bonus feature.
DON'T TRY TO TOP YOURSELF
-avoid the trap of trying to go bigger from week to
week. If you have some elaborate show one day, bring a
company member for a solo the next week. The show is a
gift to the fans, so really ANY SHOW at all is a win
YOU WIN WHEN YOU HOLD SOMEONE ELSE UP
Our Best Ham4Hams are alwavs when we shine a
spotlight on someone else. Our neighboring shows, new
shows coming in, a new ensemble member, someone in the
building with a hitherto unseen talent. Keep your ear to the
ground in the building, sometimes the best ham4hams
come out of conversations with vour fellow talents
KEEP IT DIY.
-If you're getting more elaborate than what two mics
can cover, it's too elaborate. Part of the charm of
Ham4Ham is that it's street theater
YOU CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN. YOU CAN
ALWAYS WAIT FOR A BUS TO PASS
ENJOY YOUR GUESTS AND BE A GRACIOUS HOST.
-It's no accident that my crying gaze has become a
meme as I gaze adoringly at our guests. The more you
enjoy the show as the host, the more the crowd will enjoy
the show
IT'S A GIFT
-it's a gift to our fans who may not see the show, and
it's a street full of people like us who love theater. If you
get stuck for an idea, just think, "What would I want to see
if I were a fan of this show?" That'll unstick you quick. If
you think of it as a gift you're giving friends, the gig will
never grow old to you
DON'T BLOW OUT YOUR VOICE
-The mics got you
Love you. Thank you
This is the letter I sent Rory, Renee & Morgan about Ham4Ham after I left. It’s about the #Ham4Ham show, but it’s also pretty good life advice somehow?
Anyway I love them and I love you. https://t.co/r8sfkDA2M5
This is the letter I sent Rory, Renee & Morgan about Ham4Ham after I left. It’s about the #Ham4Ham show, but it’s also pretty good life ...
Memes, Business, and 🤖: 8.07
But it was between me and
you are reckiess and irresponsible- the cefowny husbanid smin
GREYSXLOVER
You are reckless and irresponsible-
your own damn business
Ah!
Who remembers this scene? 😂 #GreysAnatomy https://t.co/IXfAsVyj1b
Who remembers this scene? 😂 #GreysAnatomy https://t.co/IXfAsVyj1b
Being Alone, Fail, and Fall: The anti-war left is back in full force after 8 years of hard hibernation.
Where was this condemnation when the Obama Administration was bombing more countries than Bush? Where were the cries for civilians when the previous Administration dropped over 26k bombs in Iraq & Syria during 2016 alone? That’s right, your guy was in office so it wasn’t a problem.
Let’s not leave out the hypocrisy of the right.
What happened to the Constitution and upholding separation of powers between the branches of our corrupt government? You even used the blunders of Obama and Clinton and their failed involvement in Libya as a talking point during the previous presidential election, but now fail to hold Trump to the same standard.
Either you have principles, or you have an agenda, but you can’t have both. Don’t fall victim to the persuasions of others by choosing to be willfully ignorant.
(JG)
The anti-war left is back in full force after 8 years of hard hibernation. Where was this condemnation when the Obama Administration was b...
Children, Food, and Memes: Being shot at
doesn't
make children
Liberals don't know
the difference between:
Auto vs Semi-Auto
Clips vs Magazines
Priviledges vs Rights
un experts
Tide Pods vs Food
anymore than
eating
tide pods makes
them a
washing
machine!
Democracy vs Republic
, The patriot is not your
enemy!
Your ignorance is your
enemy!
Welcome to Texas
Welcome to Texas
Children, Memes, and Army: WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER NEED
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"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
On December 29th, 1890 the U.S. Army’s 7th cavalry surrounded a band of Ghost Dancers under the Sioux Chief Big Foot near Wounded Knee Creek and demanded they surrender their weapons.
As that was happening, a fight broke out between an Indian and a U.S. soldier and a shot was fired, although it’s unclear from which side. A brutal massacre followed, in which it’s estimated almost 150 Indians were killed (some historians put this number at twice as high), nearly half of them women and children. (LC)
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana On December 29th, 1890 the U.S. Army’s 7th cavalry sur...
Apparently, Baseball, and Fabolous: According to Affidavit, Fabolous Knocked Emily B's
Two Front Teeth Out and Threatened To Kill Her, Her
Father, and Her Brother After Finding Out She Was In
Los Angeles Via Instagram
@balleralert
According to Affidavit, Fabolous Knocked Emily B's Two Front Teeth Out and Threatened To Kill Her, Her Father, and Her Brother After Finding Out She Was In Los Angeles Via Instagram - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rapper Fabolous was arrested Wednesday on charges of an alleged domestic violence incident with his longtime girlfriend, Emily B. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the incident, according to NorthJersey.com, Fabolous punched her in the face seven times and reportedly threatened to kill her father and brother. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Englewood officials say Fab turned himself in on the domestic dispute and making terroristic threats charges. He was later released. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the publication, the incident stemmed from an argument between the two that occurred on March 7 when Fab was on a business trip in Los Angeles. Apparently, the rapper “became enraged” when he found out Emily was also in the City of Angels via Instagram. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the incident, Emily claimed the rapper said he wanted to hit her with a baseball bat and kill her, but “he didn’t want to go out like that.” Later, according to an affidavit of probable cause, Fab reportedly punched her in the face seven times, knocking two of her front teeth out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Emily asked her father to remove all the guns from their Englewood, NJ, home, as she feared they would be used against her. When Fab arrived, he confronted Emily, her father, and her brother, then proceeded to look for the guns. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "When he could not locate the guns, the defendant left the house, but not before informing the victim, her father and her brother that he had a bullet for them," according to court documents.
According to Affidavit, Fabolous Knocked Emily B's Two Front Teeth Out and Threatened To Kill Her, Her Father, and Her Brother After Finding...
