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outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened. enjoy? so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y’all make me so happy.thank you :): gotham city by meg INT. WAREHOUSE NIGHT The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to as "burly" or "built." He stops underneath the brightest light in the room, setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is wearing a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack covering his features, one can still make out his raven hair poking out of the burlap fabric. a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus HENCHMAN (gruff) Seems like the Batman... is losing his touch RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack. RED ROBIN (muffled) Do I look like Batman to you? The henchman circles the teen like a tiger stalking its prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He forces out a deep and planned LAUGH HENCHMAN No, no, no. Much too small, you are Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be heard from underneath the sack. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Shhh, little bird. You must save your breath! Air will get spare quite soon. Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following uncomfortable silence. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) So tell me- 2. Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out of a package hidden in his coat pocket. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Where is the bat? My employer just wants to... chat. Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively communicating a "bitch, please" without the spoken word. Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the teen HENCHMAN (CONT'D) I had a feeling you were the dumb robin A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air. RED HOOD (from above) Damn right! The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to lift the sack from his head. a horrid RED ROBIN (yelling) I resent that! More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands stunned SPOILER Hey, don't say that! sensitive. He's ROBIN Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting himself kidnapped by this oaf? Disgraceful RED ROBIN (yelling) We literally planned this! It was your idea! Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles. 3. ROBIN Maybe there's a reason you're always playing kidnapped! RED ROBIN (yelling) Because you guys are jerks? NIGHTWING Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped this time! BATGIRL Oh, honey. We all know how that would play out. A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped. RED HOOD I take it back, Wing's the dumb Robin NIGHTWING OKAY, first of all, not my fault- the fire was The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling into darkness filled with disembodied voices. Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words. HENCHMAN H-hey! You- You can't- ALL BATKIDS (yelling) Shut up! The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his teeth HENCHΜΑΝ (talking to himself) I 'm not getting out of this, am 1? A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him ΒΑΤΜAΝ No outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened. enjoy? so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y’all make me so happy.thank you :)
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scify65: perissologist: unorthodoxchronicles: little-sister-shotgun: savethematches: tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say. It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering. this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama it’s both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible Letterkenny is 100% the inheritor of Shakespeare’s legacy. : scify65: perissologist: unorthodoxchronicles: little-sister-shotgun: savethematches: tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say. It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering. this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama it’s both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible Letterkenny is 100% the inheritor of Shakespeare’s legacy.
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Most people are taking about celebrities, athletes, actors and musicians donating more money but no one ever brings up the most wealthy of people who no doubt it made they money off unethical practices and many of times their heritage can directly related to mass genocides that took place. We gotta stop fighting and bickering about the umbrella effect and start getting go core issues. It’s ten times harder and even more dangerous but the rewards of creating a better society for all that inhabit it and those who soon will. The fact is that our energy should be aimed at the very top of the 1%. Those who profit trillions, and who’s Fortunes could change entire continents let alone possibly the entire world. If you think asking for a society that uses alternative energy, higher quality materials, and easier more compassionate way of living is extreme, utopia, or something that’s not fathomable BUT have no problem that in our reality we have people that have enough resources to change history is ok then something is seriously wrong with your perception. standup911 - Follow @_standup911 backup page & @_meetingoftheminds - events: DID YOU KNOW? G: STANDUP9 1I Queen Elizabeth owns 1/6th of all the land on Earth. She coulo end world hunger and poverty I0 times over and still have a fortune. Her land alone is worth over $30 trillion. Instead of benefitting the planet, she and her minions plot to enslave us with the New World Order. Many forecast that the entities manipulating humanity are seriously running out of time as human consciousness is growing rapidly Most people are taking about celebrities, athletes, actors and musicians donating more money but no one ever brings up the most wealthy of people who no doubt it made they money off unethical practices and many of times their heritage can directly related to mass genocides that took place. We gotta stop fighting and bickering about the umbrella effect and start getting go core issues. It’s ten times harder and even more dangerous but the rewards of creating a better society for all that inhabit it and those who soon will. The fact is that our energy should be aimed at the very top of the 1%. Those who profit trillions, and who’s Fortunes could change entire continents let alone possibly the entire world. If you think asking for a society that uses alternative energy, higher quality materials, and easier more compassionate way of living is extreme, utopia, or something that’s not fathomable BUT have no problem that in our reality we have people that have enough resources to change history is ok then something is seriously wrong with your perception. standup911 - Follow @_standup911 backup page & @_meetingoftheminds - events

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Siblings, theyre just like that [Thor: Ragnarok spoilers]: k1113rkitty: fantastic-nonsense: fantastic-nonsense: okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it's like to have siblings because like... the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? "You know this guy?" "I have no idea who this person is"? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because 'nothing but respect for MY sibling' and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going 'oh come on you big baby, that didn't even hurt? The fucking Get Help' scene? Like bruh...that is some Truth in Hollywood right there In honor of this post reaching 10K notes, I have more examples of Siblinghood Done Right in Ragnarok: e *parent leaves the area "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" . "You're just...the worst. *internally bitch Iam the only one that gets to kill my sibling back off! That little conciliatory pat on the back Loki gives to Thor after Thor says "Jane and I dumped each other" "I swear I left it right here" *casually talking to each other about something mundane with the underlying threat of violence everpresent in both of your voices* e . casual jibes and banter about the way each other dresses ("Why would I do that? I'm not a witch." "Then why do you dress like one?") "YES! THAT'S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!" e but also the concealed worry about your sibling getting actually hurt, even though you know they'll probably be fine Loki's extremely obvious eyerolling when those girls approach Thor in public and ask for a selfie * *sibling walks in while you're trying to cause trouble and enjoy yourselfk "oh shit" I don't even have a sibling, and I get it. Siblings, theyre just like that [Thor: Ragnarok spoilers]
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thes3nator: ad-hominem-sappies: thes3nator: muenzz: its-blackkittenbitches: greezor: kansasjustgotgayer: rootbeergoddess: joshualunacreations: Whitewashing: An American tradition. Hollywood shapes how we are seen and *not* seen. But we don’t have to give them our money and views. Ghost in the Shell and Death Note are more missed opportunities to showcase Asian-American talent. Let’s not watch them. This is both hilarious and depressing I like how Jesus is pouring water and then it turns into wine Goku isn’t even human. Jesus isn’t black Ang was created by an American company it is not America’s fault an Indian director ruined the it.Ghost is a cyborg and isn’t asian, they creator fucking stated this.Goku isn’t human and is based of the monkey king along with superman.Death Note is being done by a Canadian company last I heard and from what I remember just cause it’s based in Japan doesn’t mean it can’t be changed for future adaption.I don’t hear y'all bitching on how Japan ducked Ait live action when the anime is based in Europe with a fucking diverse cast. Gtfo people like you is what makes it hard for Asian Americans, Asians in general, to make it in an American market. Y'all don’t like it? Don’t watch it, don’t spread hate or misinformed shit. The Light Yagami thing is especially hilarious because none of these idiots complained when they made L, a clearly white or asian dude in the anime, black in the Netflix live action movie. They don’t give a fuck about representation, they just hate white people. And that gives me another reason to hate these peoples guts. @muenzz, @aquariusink, @greezor, @its-blackkittenbitches,@rootbeergoddess, @kansasjustgotgayer, @joshualunacreations, come on guys! We don’t need to have another race war over this! There’s a quick and easy solution to all the bickering: We’ll just uses Meeseeks for all acting roles from now on! -S3NATOR Don’t do it s3n if it doesn’t work out they’ll try to kill you You might be right, but then again, look how perfect they’d be for another Watchmen reboot! -S3NATOR : JESUS CHRIST, ANOTHER ONE SO THEY WHITEWASHED Jos LU UNEMPLOYMENT thes3nator: ad-hominem-sappies: thes3nator: muenzz: its-blackkittenbitches: greezor: kansasjustgotgayer: rootbeergoddess: joshualunacreations: Whitewashing: An American tradition. Hollywood shapes how we are seen and *not* seen. But we don’t have to give them our money and views. Ghost in the Shell and Death Note are more missed opportunities to showcase Asian-American talent. Let’s not watch them. This is both hilarious and depressing I like how Jesus is pouring water and then it turns into wine Goku isn’t even human. Jesus isn’t black Ang was created by an American company it is not America’s fault an Indian director ruined the it.Ghost is a cyborg and isn’t asian, they creator fucking stated this.Goku isn’t human and is based of the monkey king along with superman.Death Note is being done by a Canadian company last I heard and from what I remember just cause it’s based in Japan doesn’t mean it can’t be changed for future adaption.I don’t hear y'all bitching on how Japan ducked Ait live action when the anime is based in Europe with a fucking diverse cast. Gtfo people like you is what makes it hard for Asian Americans, Asians in general, to make it in an American market. Y'all don’t like it? Don’t watch it, don’t spread hate or misinformed shit. The Light Yagami thing is especially hilarious because none of these idiots complained when they made L, a clearly white or asian dude in the anime, black in the Netflix live action movie. They don’t give a fuck about representation, they just hate white people. And that gives me another reason to hate these peoples guts. @muenzz, @aquariusink, @greezor, @its-blackkittenbitches,@rootbeergoddess, @kansasjustgotgayer, @joshualunacreations, come on guys! We don’t need to have another race war over this! There’s a quick and easy solution to all the bickering: We’ll just uses Meeseeks for all acting roles from now on! -S3NATOR Don’t do it s3n if it doesn’t work out they’ll try to kill you You might be right, but then again, look how perfect they’d be for another Watchmen reboot! -S3NATOR
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It was the day of my social studies Final. I’m sitting in class ready to take this L because instead of studying I was playing in the Western conference finals with my MyPlayer. I ain’t trip cause i sit next to the asians and their Academic discipline is outta pocket. I'm confident that Ling Ling will Bring Bring me this A. Waiting for the teacher to pass I hear Ling Ling & others bickering “Me no study, me fail this test, me so not go to Harvard.” I couldn’t afford to take this L. I get up to move seats when my boy T-Bone tells me come thru. T-bone was 10 ounces of dumb. I seen him cook Ramen Noodles without water and nearly burn his house down. He told me he studied with Monica, This one smart girl. Ight bet. Im going through the test cheating off T-Dog thinking shit sweet. I finished my test confident my nigga T-Bone bought me to victory. Man lemme tell you. When I got my Final back I got a 3 and he got a 6. I peeped the Asians chuckling "we no fail after all" I asked him “Nigga i thought you studies i got a 3?" He had the nerve to say "Nah fam i was tryna fuck and i did so technically i passed. Brighten up you got a 3 and I got a 6 we can be Wade and Lebron.” with that logic i concluded he was the biggest savage of all time. I went through the test when i see where fucked up by cheating. One question said "What historic event took place on December 16 1773?’’ I answered "The Boston Lean party". how this fool confuse Lean with Tea? I failed that class. T-Bone is still in highs school. I learned a lesson that day. Don't put your MyPlayer in the Western conference.: people who get straight A's and every test say "i'm so gonna fail" It was the day of my social studies Final. I’m sitting in class ready to take this L because instead of studying I was playing in the Western conference finals with my MyPlayer. I ain’t trip cause i sit next to the asians and their Academic discipline is outta pocket. I'm confident that Ling Ling will Bring Bring me this A. Waiting for the teacher to pass I hear Ling Ling & others bickering “Me no study, me fail this test, me so not go to Harvard.” I couldn’t afford to take this L. I get up to move seats when my boy T-Bone tells me come thru. T-bone was 10 ounces of dumb. I seen him cook Ramen Noodles without water and nearly burn his house down. He told me he studied with Monica, This one smart girl. Ight bet. Im going through the test cheating off T-Dog thinking shit sweet. I finished my test confident my nigga T-Bone bought me to victory. Man lemme tell you. When I got my Final back I got a 3 and he got a 6. I peeped the Asians chuckling "we no fail after all" I asked him “Nigga i thought you studies i got a 3?" He had the nerve to say "Nah fam i was tryna fuck and i did so technically i passed. Brighten up you got a 3 and I got a 6 we can be Wade and Lebron.” with that logic i concluded he was the biggest savage of all time. I went through the test when i see where fucked up by cheating. One question said "What historic event took place on December 16 1773?’’ I answered "The Boston Lean party". how this fool confuse Lean with Tea? I failed that class. T-Bone is still in highs school. I learned a lesson that day. Don't put your MyPlayer in the Western conference.
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