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Review of a Knitted Unicorn Nose Warmer: 12:33 7 amazon.co.uk prime Orlaith Brogan - 5 March 2019 Life Saver After years of suffering from various head problems I thought I had found the answer to all my problems with this product. Since puberty I had always had an extremely warm face but an icy nose. As my pubes started to sprout out like extremely thin, tasteless spaghetti, my head heated up to the temperature of an all day slippered foot. Conversely my nose temperature plummeted and would be a dark blue colour, like I was wearing nose jeggins. With my hot ruddy complexion this meant that I was regularly bullied and I did not want to leave my flat. When I stumbled across the unicorn nose warmer I screamed so loud with delight that my pet cat had a heart attack and passed away. I was so happy that I simply threw him in to the bidet with the others and went about ordering one. The day came when it arrived in the post, I was so excited I couldn't eat my breakfast, so I threw it in to the bidet and opened up the parcel right away. It fitted perfectly, I instantly felt more comfortable in myself, although in my excitement my head temperature had rocketed up and was now so red that if I had been in a zoo a male gibbon would have undoubtedly tried to penetrate my face. I went out that night for the first time in years, forgetting I had a woolen unicorn on my nose. The bullying happened all over again as the clientele in my local pub - The Dribbling Architect thought I looked so silly that I was deserving of punches. Luckily the nose warmer softened some of the blows, hence my 5 star review. 8 people found this helpful Review of a Knitted Unicorn Nose Warmer
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The "I'm not a weeaboo but we should definitely adopt these things from Asian cultures" starter pack: The "I'm not a weeboo but we should definitely adopt these things from Asian cultures" start pack Bought a cheap 30$ bidet from Amazon after hearing how popular they were in Japan. Plans to upgrade to a 1000$ powered washlet once he has the money. His girlfriend, family or anyone else who uses the toilet was grossed out at first, but now they too have been converted. Toilet paper consumption has dropped 80% and wet wipe purchasing has dropped 100%. Has never felt cleaner. Thinks people who don't use bidets are unwashed savages. Takes his shoes off every time before entering the house, requires his guests to do the same. Feels like has has to clean the entire carpet if he accidentally steps on them with his shoe. HONDA Drives a Honda, Toyota or in rare cases a Subaru. He knows little to nothing about the history of Japanese car industry, but likes the cars because of their reliability and cheap service cost. Loathes auto and oil industry for lobbying against extensive train networks. He's sad he'll never be able to go from New York to Miami in 4 hours on bullet train, without the BS that comes along with flying. DEATH NOTE Watched one of the popular animes - Deathnote, AoT, maybe even something by Studio Ghibli. He enjoyed watching them, but didn't really get interested in other anime series afterwards. He admires them from a cultural perspective and wishes the west had its own equivalent. The "I'm not a weeaboo but we should definitely adopt these things from Asian cultures" starter pack
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