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Arguing, Ariel, and DeMarcus Cousins: 12:26 PM Tweet Ariel Celeste @arielsqueaks "but I nEED To OWn GUNs iN CASe I HavE To DEfEND MYself AgAINST AN İNtruDER" ok but I'm.pretty certain you don't need a automatic. 2/20/18, 10:58 PM for that View Tweet activity 2 Likes Add another Tweet <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/176323034267/russiansupport" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://russian--support.tumblr.com/post/176322915232/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">russian–support</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/176322834387/russiansupport-theidledrifter" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://russian--support.tumblr.com/post/176322727632/theidledrifter-russiansupport" class="tumblr_blog">russian–support</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://theidledrifter.tumblr.com/post/176322572207/russiansupport-lightofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">theidledrifter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://russian--support.tumblr.com/post/176321705962/lightofliberty-arielsqueaks-i-tweeted-this-a" class="tumblr_blog">russian–support</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://lightofliberty.tumblr.com/post/176320875866/arielsqueaks-i-tweeted-this-a-few-months-ago" class="tumblr_blog">lightofliberty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://arielsqueaks.tumblr.com/post/176163540856/i-tweeted-this-a-few-months-ago-edit-allow-me" class="tumblr_blog">arielsqueaks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I tweeted this a few months ago</p> <p> Edit: Allow me to be more specific. You don’t need an ak-47 or an ar-15 for that </p> </blockquote> <p>U can’t even get an AK-47 anywhere &amp; I need whichever gun I want. 🙄</p> </blockquote><p>So OP wants me to use only a bolt action rifle which typically fires a 7.62x51mm/.308 or a shotgun, both of which cause greater damage to the target and/or the surrounding area than say a 9mm or a .223/5.56x45mm? </p><p>I would prefer to kill the intruder and only them than to also potentially kill my neighbor or anyone in the adjacent rooms. I’d like the round to bounce around inside my enemy and not go through him.</p><p>Picture below to help you understand the big numbers, OP</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="666" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d56e0c01b5cf39f3f5fa1425de78888/tumblr_pci6rxnmD61sy3zw7_540.jpg" data-orig-height="666" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>OP, many home invasions are with teams of 3 to 4 criminals. An AR15 means I can use one magazine to fight them off without reloading. Despite what fiction says. It can take multiple shots to stop someone. Even if such shots are rifle rounds. Also they do make AR carbines chambered for pistol cartridges. </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="450" data-tumblr-attribution="machetelanding:omZd8w4032xPbS8BoYTajw:ZNlj6l1k6MJEt"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/72517c98a24fa35fa2400a9a24828c59/tumblr_nnw4zlexW01uphxvgo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="450"/></figure></blockquote> <p>None of these jusrifications are necessary. Get whatever gun you want cuz it brings you happiness. No more reason needed.</p></blockquote> <p>Necessary, no, but it helps to be articulated against retards like OP.</p><p>Also excellent for home defense:</p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="164" data-orig-width="300" data-tumblr-attribution="monarchofmurder:DoEOMvCoE0nboHenRkxmVA:ZEcbtr2YKY9o6"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e04c6c36fc910b5b305cf432313e4b11/tumblr_p9dait21VJ1sunravo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="164" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I just get very frustrated sometimes when people feel the need to provide reasons why their rights should be respected.</p><p>It’s not something that needs to be reasoned.</p></blockquote> <p>I agree that rights shouldn’t have to be legitimized because they are simply rights. But it is nice to argue against the asinine “you don’t need that gun for that thing!” argument that’s almost always from people who don’t know shit about guns to begin with. I could shoot a much much bigger round with - hunting gun then with an AR 15, but only the big black scary one is the one that they’re convinced is a death machine.</p>
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Bad, Beef, and Fire: ifeelbetterer tumblr Follow hellotailor 1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center 2. He was as tall as a 6'3" tree 3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master 4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. 5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. 6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up 7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something 9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room- temperature Canadian beef 11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM 12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object. wollipyos Some of the worst analogies written by high school students I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT. bewbin These are genius ninjagirlmai I lost it at number 10 farorescourage "the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right. beingfacetious #you say 'worst analogies i say 'heirs of douglas adams, Source papadevs 291.019 notes These analogies are like poetry if the poet had been sleepless for five days subsisting only on Red Bull and raw coffee beans

These analogies are like poetry if the poet had been sleepless for five days subsisting only on Red Bull and raw coffee beans

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Food, Guns, and Head: THERES ONLY ONE WAY To KIL AN EMU SCENES FROM THE SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHILE HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED OR THROUGH THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD WHEN HIS MOUTH IS OPEN" A SOLDIER SEPTEMBER, 1932: A HISTORIC DROUGHT LEADS THE INLAND EMU HORDES TOWARD HUMAN LANDS IN SEARCH OF FoOD. TWEET TWE TWEET W小 (M EARLY OCTOBER: AUSTRALIAN FARMERS ARE DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES BY BATTALIONS OF RAVENOUS EMUS. TWEET TNEET LATE OCTOBER: A ROYAL AUSTRALIAN İİ OCTOBER 31: THE FIRST BATTLE ARTILLERY DETACHMENT, ARMED OF THE GREAT EMU WAR IS WITH MACHINE GUNS AND 10,000 POSTPONED DUE TO RAIN ROUNDS OF AMMUNITON, IS SENT TO RETAKE THE OCCUPIED FARMS NoVEMBER THE EMUS MOBILITYNOVEMBER 2: MORE THAN 1,000 DURABILITY, AND BLIND PANIC EMUS ESCAPE AN AMBUSH AS TWEET TWEET RENDER THEM VIRTUALLY IMMUNE HUMAN FORCES RELOAD. FEWER THAN To MACHINE GUN BULLETS TWELVE EMUS REPORTED DEAD NOVEMBER 4: ATTEMPTS To KILL THEM WITH TRUCK-MOUNTED GUNS ARE ABANDONED AFTER AN EMU GETS CAUGHT IN A STEERING WHEEL TWEET NOVEMBER 5: EACH PACK SEEMS TO NOVEMBER 8 PARLIAMENT ROLLS HAVE ITS LEADER NOW -A BIG BLACK COLLECTIVE EYES, SUGGESTS ANy TWEET PLUMED BIRD WHICH STANDS FULLY MEDALS SHOULD GO TO EMUS WHO SIX FEET HIGH AND KEEPS WATCH HAVE WON EVERY ROUND So FAR NoVEMBER 9 AUSTRALIA DECLARES DEFEAT, RELINQUISHES OCCUPIED TERRITORY TO NEW EMU OVERLORDS. TWEET O2ols KoRJIN BRIGGS ww VeritableHokum.com optimysticals: dat-soldier: shadowmaat: enrique262: The disastrous Australian Emu War. Someone turned it into a comic. YES. never forget the emu war And the rest of the world is like, “WTF Mate?”

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Black, Black Man, and Big: Earliest known photo of a homosexual riding a big black man (Circa 1941)

Earliest known photo of a homosexual riding a big black man (Circa 1941)

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Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown ass man. This isbullshit." I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt worth the read
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