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Af, Bad, and Dad: When you check to see if they've opened your message yet & it says 32 mins ago The only real way to hurt a dudes ego is to leave him on read. Sorry fellas these secrets gotta get out somehow. I was messing around with a blonde haired big tittied Dominican shortie. She was bad af, as all latinas are๐ŸŒถ. I was snap chatting her pics of the pancakes I had made, she was feeling me. I was flexin my cooking skills๐Ÿฝ. Even dropped a banana slice in that hoe. Get it all nutritious. I send her a snap of the chocolate milk I was getting ready to pour into the pancakes. Out of nowhere ya boy gets a titty pic. I did a little happy dance and ran up the stairs to my room. Positioned a long banana into my shorts and took a pic๐ŸŒ. My cock looked A1. I thank the banana farmers of Honduras ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ . Sent the pic. She opens it as soon as it's delivered. She doesn't answer. My first thought is, she fell into her toilet and drowned๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿฝ. A nigga was getting impatient. It's 3 hours later and my snap is still open. I'm mad af cause ya boy was feeling his banana cock๐Ÿ‘€. I text her later asking why she was ignoring me. She says my dick was unusually large and should go to the doctor and get it checked out for tumors. Ay fuck that banana. I tell her I'm really packing bout 5.1in of some trash dick. She tells me to slide thru. We cuddle and eat popcorn on her couch while her dad cuts his toenails next to me :) I never go back and stick to using my own dick for pics๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ lesson learned