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Listen guys... I need someone to talk to, I'm so fucking depressed right now. This girl (Trisha) broke my heart, she was the love of my life. I thought we were going to get married, I mean I loved this girl. I met this girl 4 days ago on Instagram, she slid in my DMs and we were just kickin it off, we had chemistry yunno. So I was like, limmi fly you out to my place, we can netflix and chill. She was hella cool about it. I flew the bitch out so quick, next day delivery she was at my home within 24 hours. So we chillin and watching this movie about homosexual squirrels and then she made the first move, I was like BET A NIGGA ABOUT TO GET SOME HEADDD, she pull down my pants and then this bitch, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH STARTS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF, LET ME TALL YALL LADIES SOMETHING, US MEN WE CAAANT CONTROL OUR DICK SIZE, IF WE COULD WE WOULD ALL HAVE THE PERFECT DICK. BUT YOU LADIES HAVE TO START RESPECTING MEN WITH SMALL DICK, FUCK ALL YOU WOMEN THAT THINK 3.5 INCHES IS SMALL. AND FUCK YOU TOO TRISHA: wonderlusT @VirtuHoe My boyfriend turned down 5 fully paid scholarships just to stay here with me ( ) I really love this man so much childish sadbino @datassque your boyfriend dumb as shit Listen guys... I need someone to talk to, I'm so fucking depressed right now. This girl (Trisha) broke my heart, she was the love of my life. I thought we were going to get married, I mean I loved this girl. I met this girl 4 days ago on Instagram, she slid in my DMs and we were just kickin it off, we had chemistry yunno. So I was like, limmi fly you out to my place, we can netflix and chill. She was hella cool about it. I flew the bitch out so quick, next day delivery she was at my home within 24 hours. So we chillin and watching this movie about homosexual squirrels and then she made the first move, I was like BET A NIGGA ABOUT TO GET SOME HEADDD, she pull down my pants and then this bitch, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH STARTS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF, LET ME TALL YALL LADIES SOMETHING, US MEN WE CAAANT CONTROL OUR DICK SIZE, IF WE COULD WE WOULD ALL HAVE THE PERFECT DICK. BUT YOU LADIES HAVE TO START RESPECTING MEN WITH SMALL DICK, FUCK ALL YOU WOMEN THAT THINK 3.5 INCHES IS SMALL. AND FUCK YOU TOO TRISHA
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Damn , nature has a damn sick dark sense of humor. "here bitch, take my dick , I will get a new one". I have so many questions with this. So how long is he dick-less, and does the female shares his dick like a dildo with other females , what if he has given multiple dicks to multiple females do the kids come out the same? Does the dick regrow back stronger? Shouldn't we try to see if humans can use some of these genes so men can regrow dicks as well??? We are already spending millions of dollars to watch spiders fuck might as well put this to something worth looking into for men kind. savethedicks .But did he rip his dick up with his teeth cause that would be extremely painful and I don't think I can mentally take the savagery of such nature awesomeness. I bet some bitch out there is sharing his dick with another female bitch and he ain't there to have a 3 some cause he is regrowing it again. Damn! I guess everyone in the seas have Dicksforharambe: WHEN A MALE OCTOPUS FINDS A MATE, HE RIPS OFF HIS PENIS AND THROWS IT AT THE FEMALE SO SHE CAN INSEMINATE HERSELF. THEN THE MALE GROWS A NEW PENIS IF THAT ISN'T THE MOST EPIC WAY TO TELL SOMEONE "GO FUCK YOURSELF" I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS Damn , nature has a damn sick dark sense of humor. "here bitch, take my dick , I will get a new one". I have so many questions with this. So how long is he dick-less, and does the female shares his dick like a dildo with other females , what if he has given multiple dicks to multiple females do the kids come out the same? Does the dick regrow back stronger? Shouldn't we try to see if humans can use some of these genes so men can regrow dicks as well??? We are already spending millions of dollars to watch spiders fuck might as well put this to something worth looking into for men kind. savethedicks .But did he rip his dick up with his teeth cause that would be extremely painful and I don't think I can mentally take the savagery of such nature awesomeness. I bet some bitch out there is sharing his dick with another female bitch and he ain't there to have a 3 some cause he is regrowing it again. Damn! I guess everyone in the seas have Dicksforharambe
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