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Energy, Frozen, and Lost: Henry Worsley, British explorer celebrating finishing an adventure across the Antarctic with a cigar. He lost a tooth biting into a frozen energy bar.

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Wisdom, Got, and Teeth: MoRIFNG Just got my wisdom teeth out, I keep biting my tongue and it's bleeding, pray for the high to go away

Just got my wisdom teeth out, I keep biting my tongue and it's bleeding, pray for the high to go away

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Water, Coming, and Biting: Posing politely after a 10-minute session of biting the water coming from the hose.

Posing politely after a 10-minute session of biting the water coming from the hose.

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 9% l T-Mobile 4:53 PM < 13 hrs . often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way l'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them. remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did I realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing thinking, anyway . That was my line of 's Post that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of g, anyway After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that My first text to her was simply, "I saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lotI sent her another text that said, "I can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days. She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that I took while she was at work to let her know that I was actuall 1 New Comment Write a comment... GIF Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrived. The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, soI can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them. Write a comment... How could she not love him? You're Going To Want To Strap In For This Next One (Edited out Name)

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 9% l T-Mobile 4:53 PM < 13 hrs . often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way l'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them. remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did I realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing thinking, anyway . That was my line of 's Post that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of g, anyway After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that My first text to her was simply, "I saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lotI sent her another text that said, "I can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days. She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that I took while she was at work to let her know that I was actuall 1 New Comment Write a comment... GIF Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrived. The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, soI can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them. Write a comment... How could she not love him? You're Going To Want To Strap In For This Next One (Edited out Name)

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 9% l T-Mobile 4:53 PM < 13 hrs . often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way l'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them. remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did I realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing thinking, anyway . That was my line of 's Post that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of g, anyway After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that My first text to her was simply, "I saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lotI sent her another text that said, "I can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days. She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that I took while she was at work to let her know that I was actuall 1 New Comment Write a comment... GIF Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrived. The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, soI can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them. Write a comment... How could she not love him? You're Going To Want To Strap In For This Next One (Edited out Name)

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Android, Dogs, and Facebook: 21 hrs Facebook for Android Dear anonymous/unknown person walking their dog johnson: on You goddamn fucking ignorant fat fucking cunt! When you see someone walking two dogs across the street... See that one of the dogs is viciously pulling at the leash barking and snapping, and the other dog they are walking starts attacking the first dog and obviously the owner is clearly having difficulty getting them under control... DONT FUCKING SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH DIRECTLY ACROSS THE GODDAMN STREET WITH YOUR DOG AND MAKE A FUCKING PHONE CALL! KEEP WALKING! TO THE NEXT BENCH 15 FEET AWAY! not only could i not get either of my dogs under control... But when you maybe see the do... Somehow get loose, jump out of his halter... And try to run across the street after your dog.... Don't continue to SIT ON THE GODDAMN BENCH DIRECTLY ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET. GET YOUR FATASS OFF THE BENCH AND START GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE lucky that i was already bent down trying to Iwas so seperate my two dogs that i was instinctively able to grab him by the collar before he ran across the street and got hit. And of course... When you see someone with two dogs barking, biting and generally being assholes and also trying to get at your dog, while also trying to get the halter back on the loose do.... GET OFF THE BENCH, GET OFF THE PHONE AND FUCKING struggling MOVE YOU STUPID TWAT Just sit there the whole time and stare at me... im so mad i could spit in your face Like Comment 3 How dare you mind your own business!
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Being Alone, Animals, and Confidence: ugly fuckthekxng gokishi man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who's mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they're all disgusted by their powers. uss-assbutt yes good but what about the~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again) the girl's terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of "ball! ball! throw me the ball!" "it's me! I'm the good boy!" and "squir- rel!" and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who's overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves Source: gokishi > 488,193 notes
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Animals, Cats, and Clothes: FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75 X Saje SHOP LEARN JILLIAN HARRIS SEARCH SIGN IN STORES MY BAC B-GONE NEW CHEMICAL-FREE OUTDOOR MIST $14.95 5 Reviews Saje SIZE QUANTITY B-Gone 80 ml chemical free outdoor mist ADD TO BAG 2.7o GET OUT THERE. Enjoy the great outdoors without the harsh chemicals. Provide all-over coverage with this protective mist. HOW TO USE INGREDIENTS SHIPPING & RETURNS SKU: 703119 HOW TO USE Mist exposed skin and clothing, repeat every 2-3 hours. PACKAGING INFORMATION + Sal Very Strong This formula is pretty strong smelling, comment, I can confirm that cats DONT like this smell, Submitted 29 days ago people away. As for the cat even though there is catnip in it. My cats bit my so it will deff keep the flys & maybe some By Harry arms From St.Johns, NL several times & scrunched up their noses to it. So, i would suggest spraying it outside, away from animals & just Verified Reviewer on your clothes Saje Team We appreciate you sharing your recent experience with B-Gone with us, Harry! We're sorry to hear that you and your furry friends are not a fan of this blend. Even though there is catnip in B-Gone, we recommend enjoying this mist away from cats, and other pets. Please keep your eyes peeled on your inbox, and we will be following up with you via email. 2 1 Flag this review Was this review helpful to you? CATS 2 Submitted 1 month ago Works well against bugs. However because of the catnip in it my cat would not stop biting my legs! By Jamie From Toronto, Ontario Saje Team Verified Reviewer We're glad to hear that our B-Gone mist was helping keep those bugs away, Jamie. That said, it's not helpful when another animal starts biting you instead! We have sent you an email with some information on our return policy, and we hope to be able to help you find andother product that works for you! 2 Flag this review Was this review helpful to you? H. Flag this review 0 1 Was this review helpful to you? Would not buy this again. 1 Submitted 1 month ago I put this on and every cat in the neighbourhood came by and started biting me. I then looked up to see if By Sandy cougars liked can't nip and yes they do. Shouldn't be used when going hiking. From Surrey British Columbia Verified Reviewer Saje Team Thank you for taking the time to review this product, Sandy. We're sorry to hear that you attracted some unwanted attention! Because Catnip is one of the top ingredients in our B-Gone outdoor mist, we don't what help to recommend using it around cats. That said, these strong essential oils such as Catnip, are provide all-over protection and coverage wherever adventure finds you. We have reached out to you in an email with some more information about this product and we kindly ask you keep an eye on your inbox! Flag this review 28 30 Was this review helpful to you? Sage made a bug spray that causes cats to attack you

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Community, Fire, and Homeless: Mosquitoes and wasps are outside. I have banded desert centipedes which are extremely aggressive and venomous in my yard that have to go, too. I also have a cinch bug infestation in my yard that's slowly coming into my house. My bathroom wall was literally covered in them last night. Literally. Those had to die. There's also biting flies in my yard who attack my dog and the bites trigger her to have a severe allergic reaction ( posted a pic somewhere else in this thread) so l kill those too. There are a LOT of bugs who I kill. I don't care if anyone approves or not. Like Reply 6h Totally. For example, respect the decisions of, say, Ted Bundy to do what's best for him, right? And no, before the morons try to derail my point by saying I am comparing a bug torturer with a serial killer, I AM NOT (the morons will say it anyway, but anyone who says it is in essence admitting to being a dummy) but what I AM doing is saying that your conclusion, "we should respect each other's decisions to do what's best for themselves" is absurd and nonsensical. Every day in this country countless thousands of people torture puppies, throw kittens into raging rivers, run over turtles for fun, set homeless people on fire, beat infants to death, and so on. Setting a caterpillar on fire and recording it being tortured is the action of an individual who is, at best, lacking in empathy and it's in MY best interest and the best interest of my community to call those people we should all out Like Reply 3h did. did you seriously just just try to compare killing mosquitos to being a serial killer and people who torture puppies and drown kittens? we're done here. Like Reply 1h Edited Bug torture.

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Alive, Animals, and Love: |"I FORGIVE YOU!!!" Then she laid down and cried and honest to |goodness, for a hot minute, I didn't know what to do. |The way she said "I forgive you", made it sound like |cuss words. I walked over to the bedside and leaned over. "Baby girl, do you know what forgiveness means?" She was still sniffling, her face shoved deep into her Little Mermaid pillow. |"Yes," she muttered. I really had to hear this. My daughter and I just had a knock-down, drag-out bedtime hour. Finally, about ten minutes ago, I put her to bed and through clinched teeth said "I love you, Holland, but not another word tonight. You are going to sleep now. I'm done fussing over stuffed "It means you were wrong, and I'm tired of being mad, and now I'm going to sleep and my heart won't have a tummy ache." So there you have it, folks. animals." Tonight I was taught a lesson in forgiveness by a three year old. It was a gut punch, too. And you're dang right I climbed in that bed and loved on her. "Mommy?" I paused on the way out the door, literally biting my tongue I was so frustrated. Because to be honest, MY heart had a bit of a tummy ache. "What is it, Holland?" I was reminded by my toddler to never go to bed in anger. Because when you do, your heart will have a "I DO have one more thing to say." Of course she did. She was standing on the bed with tummy ache. her hands on her hips, too. Her hair was wild and she was using her arm to wipe her tears and snot away from her face. And you know what? I've been alive for 35 years, and I've got to give it to her: She's not wrong "Mommy," my three year old said, staring me down with venom in her tiny voice... follow Mary Katherine Backstrom for more parenting "I FORGIVE YOU!!!" mont* I’ll take ‘stuff a 3 year old would never say’ for £100. Like that she took a pic too just to ‘re-enforce’ what happened

I’ll take ‘stuff a 3 year old would never say’ for £100. Like that she took a pic too just to ‘re-enforce’ what happened

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