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Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis  I am all of these yet none of them at the same time
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Bill Clinton, Bitch, and Driving: l Verizon 5:49 PM 0 * 42% whats-an-egg / safety-offcer-barto Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney's funniest bit" is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it officialqueer The overlooking of "The One Thing You Can't Replace" is a criminal act. jewishdragon LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU DUCKLINGS! bisexualgambit HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES???? kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever safety-officer-barto The responses to this post have been so amazing because it's reminded me, and I'm sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd incendiarysongbird okay, but eighth graders doorstoplord could be a nursery awesomealfry being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi starry-nightengale "Why buy the cow, question mark?" gadgethewolf THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE apartmentofstabs And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself And kept driving spectralbarbhollano LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS silly-slacker-person "We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain" NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT Y'know, how you talk to your grandma? ghettoinuyasha hello? HUSH bakvvas Eat assy buck a dick, and bell druugs mellowstarscape THEREISAHORSE LOOSE INTHE HOSTPITAL Source: safety-officer-barto 82,341 notes > anduinsholydick Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats
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Beyonce, Club, and Coachella: GOLDENVOICE PRESENTS IN INDIO COACHELLA COACHELLA VALLEY MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL IN D I EMPIRE POLO CLUB CALIFORNIA The Weeknd FRIDAY APRIL 13& 20 SZA Kygo Jamiroquai St. Vincent the War on Drugs Vince Staples Soulwax Jean-Michel Jarre Daniel Caesar Kali Uchis Los Ángeles Azules Deorro Maceo Plex Alan Walker te Neighbourhood-Alison Wonderland Kelela REZZ Bleachers Black Coffee SuperDuperKyle Justin Martin Belly TroyBoi Dreams Perfume Genius PVRIS Moses Sumney LEON Greta Van Fleet Tankde Bangas Cash Cash Whethan Skip Marley Elohim Detroit LoveaHa MoaBenjamin Clementine Carpenter Brut.o Blaze Knox Fortune MHD Slow Magic Avalon Emerson Fazerdaze.Moon Boots HITO Helado Negro.s Buttertones te Regrettes Boogarins te Marías Señor Kino Beyoncé SATURDAY APRIL 148 21 HAIM-Tyler, the Creator-David Byrne-alt-J、Post Malone-Fleet Foxes Chromeo Chic fee Nile Rodgers BBRNS Louis the Child.Angel Olsen Jungle blackbear MB Tash Sultana BROCKHAMPTON Marian Hill Alina Baraz First Aid Kit.Snakehips-Highly Suspect Wizkid Jorja Smith Alvvays Black Madonna Tom Misch Django Django X Japan Benjamin Booker-Flatbush Zombies Ekali-Yaeji Party Favor Big Thief Jason Bentley Oh Sees Sigrid Busy P. o Bronx AC Slater Sudan Archives Jackmaster Otoboke Beaver Chloe x Halle.Sir Sly Hundred Waters Pachanga Boys Bedouin Cherry Glazerr Mild High Club-Priests-Ron Gallo Declan McKenna.Bane's World KITTENS Eminem SUNDAY APRIL 15&22 ODESZA Portugal. the Man Migos A Perfect Circle Cardi B. Miquel King Krule Ilenium- Kamasi Washington French Montana GLACK ance Joy Russ LANY oe Drums Aminé Jessie Ware Jamie Jones Kamaiyah San Holo FIDLAR DeJ Loaf Petit Biscuit Ibeyi LP Motor City Drum Ensemble Princess Nokia AURORA Noname Jacob Banks Chris Liebing Jidenna Hayley Kiyoko Barclay Crenshaw LION BABE Giraffage Talaboman THEY. Cuco Joseph Capriati Hannah Wants Nothing But Thieves John Maus Kolsch Japanese Breakfast MAGIC GIANT Omar-S Michael Mayer Westside Gunn Conway Buscabulla Peggy Cou Snail Mail Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever B Boys s Delirians With large-scale ant instalations by Do Lab Robert Bose Randy Polumbo Edoardo Tresoldi Simón Vega New Substance Coachella dropped their lineup.. how's it looking 🔥 or 💩?! WSHH

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Bored, Crazy, and Dude: probably look like 14m Reply leo_the_kid__@angelinag 73 your name says it all.. angeliNAG ..your a bored nag .it's typing on a cellphone not an essay and your not a teacher your a 16 yr old lesbian who's secretly insecure about being a lesbian so you have to make sure everyone knows your a lesbian like every other 16 yr old lesbian. Until you have a degree in grammar fuck off until then tho I'll write you're on a bunch of balls and throw them out you constantly so you can understand how annoying your grammar corrections are..PS I can guarantee l'm much more educated then you are..I just type quickly on phones..l hope you choke on your grapefruit and black coffee your having for breakfast..nerd 13m Reply Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the internet to choke. Like holy crap dude calm down. Also you keep rambling about how educated you are and your degree in grammar, but you used the wrong form of you're. Seriously people are fucking crazy and getting away with it cause it's the internet, I'm not tolerating that anymore. If I see some fucked up shit in the comments I'm gonna put it out there, cause it's not okay for a grown man to tell a 16 year old to choke and insult their sexuality for having a different opinion I did not sign up for this, I'm trying to post some memes, I really wish everyone in the comments would stop fighting. Why don't people in the compliments ever compliment me each other. Just once I wish I would look in the comments and see something like @ random person I really like your haircut.
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