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9gag, Memes, and Queen: Lasy come easy go @ KILL MYS Every time you blast Bohemian Rhapsody in your car. - 📸 @i.kill.myslef - bohemianrhapsody queen 9gag ripears

Ass, Cheating, and Guns: when your girl admits to cheating on you for the past 3 weeks but youve been cheating on her for 7 months Too slow. (With finger-guns.) baha blast suck my ass😎

baha blast suck my ass😎

Global Warming, School, and Help: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS Whatever happened to Global Warming? 22/11/2018, 00:23 18.2K Retweets 70.5K Likes Astha Sarmah @thebuttcracker7.1h Replying to @realDonaldTrump I am 54 years younger than you. I just finished high school with average marks. But even I can tell you that WEATHER IS NOT CLIMATE. If you want help understanding that, I can lend you my encyclopedia from when I was in 2nd grade. It has pictures and everything. 32 34 3,186 Astha Sarmah for the win!

Astha Sarmah for the win!

Global Warming, School, and Help: TRUMP CHALLENGED THE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE BEHIND GLOBAL WARMING Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS Whatever happened to Global Warming? 103K 12:23 AM Nov 22, 2018 SO THIS TEENAGER LECTURED HIM ON HIS LACK OF KNOWLEDGE Astha Sarmah @thebuttcracker? Replying to realDonald Trump I am 54 years younger than you. I just finished high school with average marks. But even I can tell you that WEATHER IS NOT CLIMATE. If you want help understanding that, I can lend you my encyclopedia from when I was in 2nd grade. It has pictures and everything. 12K 8:25 AM Nov 22, 2018 Thanks Union Thugs #HateLiberalsBiteMe

Thanks Union Thugs #HateLiberalsBiteMe

Global Warming, Memes, and Gang: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Follow Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming? Capital Weather Gang Ocapitalweather Following Re-write: Brutal and brief cold blast in Northeast will shatter some records. Most of the rest of the world is warmer than normal. This year will be among the warmest years on record for the planet, again. Global warming is indisputable Correction.

Correction.

All Star, Memes, and Shrek: vampearlgrey Follow what about a gen z vampire who just loves terrorizing people with newest memes like imagine you are taking a stroll late at night and all of a sudden you hear an earrape version of all star blast from the direction whoch appears to be the cemetery. the next thing you see is a vampire levitating in a t-pose towards you very fast and then you die #vampires #vampire #memes #genz #monsters #horror #t pose #shrek #all star 1,588 notes

Memes, Bear, and Oregon: nbcnightlynew WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow - but the zoo's residents had a blast. i-hate-vegans Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED Something 🅱️ute to end the night on

Birthday, Crying, and Fifa: What would you do if your child or teenager threw a birthday party, and nobody showed up? Kevin Faftine, Swimming Coach (2016-present) Answered Feb 18 This didn't happen to my son, but to my younger brother, on his 6th birthday (I was 17) So my mom handed out every invitation and some parents actually responded and made sure they were going. The day came and nobody showed up. My mom was furious and my brother was so sad. My mom was busy calling the parents, but I didn't care about them, to be honest; I just wanted to cheer up my brother So I called some of my closest friends, and I told them, it's my brother's birthday party, come on over, there's plenty of food. In an hour they were there and we had a blast we jumped in the bouncy house, and I taught my brother how to play FIFA, he opened his presents, and my friends actually got him something on their way. We sang happy birthday and he started crying and hugged me and we blew the candles together He forgot all about the people that didn't show up and he slept like a baby

Birthday, Crying, and Fifa: What would you do if your child or teenager threw a birthday party, and nobody showed up? Kevin Faftine, Swimming Coach (2016-present) Answered Feb 18 This didn't happen to my son, but to my younger brother, on his 6th birthday (I was 17). So my mom handed out every invitation and some parents actually responded and made sure they were going. The day came and nobody showed up. My mom was furious and my brother was so sad. My mom was busy calling the parents, but I didn't care about them, to be honest; I just wanted to cheer up my brother. So I called some of my closest friends, and I told them, it's my brother's birthday party, come on over, there's plenty of food. In an hour they were there and we had a blast, we jumped in the bouncy house, and I taught my brother how to play FIFA, he opened his presents, and my friends actually got him something on their way. We sang happy birthday and he started crying and hugged me and we blew the candles together. He forgot all about the people that didn't show up and he slept like a baby. Cheered me up

Cheered me up

Anaconda, England, and Motorcycle: Loudest Sounds on the Planet Loud Rock Concert Shotgun Blast 100 110db 115db 140db 165db 194db Springbok ans whin out the Farrell tac le England fans whinging about the offside Motorcycle Jet Engine We stand corrected 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦 rugby england allblacks springboks

We stand corrected 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦 rugby england allblacks springboks

Looking, Offset, and Amp: Looking like #CardiB & #Offset having a blast with each other 😂🤪😎 @iamcardib @OffsetYRN https://t.co/t3hZDNFa6I

Charlie, Memes, and Respect: On May 19,2016, USMC Staff Sergeant Charlie Linville, who lost his leg after a 2013 IED blast in Afghanistan, became the first wounded combat veteran to reach the 29,029 summit of Mount Everest. RESPECT!🇺🇸 trump Trump2020 presidentdonaldtrump followforfollowback guncontrol trumptrain triggered ------------------ FOLLOW👉🏼 @conservative.american 👈🏼 FOR MORE

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Ass, Memes, and Who Am I: Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's going to blast me in the ass orthe Republican who's blasting my ass? Just vote.

Just vote.

Anaconda, England, and Memes: Loudest Sounds on the Planet Loud Rock Concert Shotgun Blast 100 110db 115db 140db 165db 194db Springbok fans whinging about the Farrell tackle RUGBY MEMES Instagiam Motorcycle Jet Engine The banter continues... 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦 rugby england springboks

The banter continues... 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦 rugby england springboks

Bae, Football, and Memes: Bellafornia @bellakoval My post vs my boyfriends (- raiders 98 LA Coliseum For USC football > Liked by Ivlssbooblss, citalee wallee and 97 others Liked by zacharijay, elysse and 247 others bellafornia Always a blast w my bff d raiders 98 Sitting here trying to explain football to this uncultured swine. Dm this to bae 😂💖

Dm this to bae 😂💖

Halloween, Mariah Carey, and Mocha: THE SECOND HALLOWEEN IS OVER BLAST THE MARIAH CAREY AND PASS THE PEPPERMINT MOCHA 🎉🎅🏼🎄💃🏼 @jakemnodar @hunterharden

Dank, Memes, and Office: Me: Won't be able to make it to office today. Feeling a little feverish Boss: In 1945 a man survived the atomic blast at Hiroshima, dragged himself to an air-raid shelter, spent the night, caught the morning train so he could arrive at his job on time-in Nagasaki - where he survived another atomic blast. Dem dank memes

Dem dank memes

Friends, Funny, and Memes: Thanks to all of you who came out to our shows over the last couple weeks and an extra shout out to those of you who tried my new @kavatcoffee at Glen Helen Amphitheater. I had a blast making this funny video with some friends as we drank Armenian coffee and had our fortunes read. If you wanna learn more about Armenian coffee and to pre-order your own, check out the link in bio - Peace, Serj . . . kavatcoffee armeniancoffee

Thanks to all of you who came out to our shows over the last couple weeks and an extra shout out to those of you who tried my new @kavatcoff...

Cheating, Family, and Friends: Have vou ever witnessed an objection at a wedding? Nikki Travis, former Entrepreneur/Retired (1992-2011) Updated Oct 17 1 Originally Answered: Have you ever been to a wedding where someone spoke up to stop it? Yes. She read his cheating comments from his phone account as her vows, said he didn't deserve her and that he needed to excuse himself from the venue. We all watched him tuck tail and leave stunned in silence, She then addressed his familv stating, "All of you have been so good and kind to me over the past 4 years. My respect and love for you has not changed. Please join all of my family and friends at the reception for a celebration of truth, love and freedom to make the right decisions even though they hurt." Only his brother and two friends didn't go to the reception. Evervone else attended and had a blast. His brother a hoe too

His brother a hoe too

Funny, Yes, and Blast: AK @franzakeem " Yes Mam and sometimes he feeds us late" On blast.

On blast.

Bae, Be Like, and Break: when u break up with bae and u post pictures trying to act like ur having a blast but deep down u know ur hurt It be like that 😁😩 https://t.co/Xz547VaqiK

It be like that 😁😩 https://t.co/Xz547VaqiK

Bae, Be Like, and Break: when u break up with bae and u post pictures trying to act like ur having a blast but deep down u know ur hurt It be like that..😂

It be like that..😂

Bae, Funny, and Break: when u break up with bae and u post pictures trying to act like ur having a blast but deep down u know ur hurt 😁😢

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Dank, Power, and Watch: LAD There's just something about this power washing, I could watch it all day! So satisfying! Blast Away

Christmas, Family, and Memes: HOW IT WORKS: AirZooka is the "fun gun" that blows a harmless ball of air at any target! Just point and shoot a ball of air and have a blast! This is the perfect fun indoor gun for family game night. 7prime Q: can you fart into it and blow it into someones face from across the room? A: I can confirm this. I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my Soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the gunner" cock and hold the weapon while the loader" does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling oh, Gawd! I got it in my mouth!" 10/10. Best present received that year. Loooooool 😂

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Memes, Time, and 🤖: suckaforbigthighsnbigasses @traytrayolay "You had a gf this whole time?" Lmfaoooooo *srry gotta blast

Lawyer, Memes, and The Game: The Game Faces Arrest Warrant After Skipping Out on Court Date October 3, 2018 at 7:32 am PDT By Ryan Naumann STORY via THE BLAST - “The Game attempted to skip out on a court hearing — citing his appearance on the “Wild N’ Out” — but the judge wasn’t interested in his excuses and issued a warrant for his arrest. According to court documents obtained by The Blast, a judge found The Game in contempt of court for failing to appear for a hearing in his sexual assault case. The rapper had been ordered to show up, but he tried to claim he was too busy. Earlier this week, The Game filed court docs saying he had contractual obligations during October, including the final stretch of “Nick Cannon Presents: Wild ‘N Out Live.” Game claimed to have been trying to get all his financial information to turn over to Priscilla Rainey after he had been ordered to do. He asked the judge to allow his lawyer to represent him during the hearing. The judge wasn’t impressed and instead found the rapper in contempt and issued a bench warrant for his arrest. The warrant was stayed until October 5 at 9:00 AM, meaning the rapper has time to show up in court before he is arrested. Priscilla Rainey was a contestant on The Game’s VH1 reality show “She’s Got Game.” In her 2015 lawsuit, she claimed that during production, the rapper sexually assaulted her by forcefully reaching his hand inside her dress to rub her bare vagina and buttocks. A jury awarded her $7 million in damages. Rainey has accused The Game of refusing to turn over financial docs and at one point demanded he be found in contempt. She claimed he has yet to pay a dime on the judgment. The rapper demanded a new trial saying the judgment was too high but the judge recently shut him down saying the evidence proved Rainey’s case to the jury.” ( via @blast)

STORY via THE BLAST - “The Game attempted to skip out on a court hearing — citing his appearance on the “Wild N’ Out” — but the judge wasn’t...

Abc, Crime, and Head: MOM SHOOTS PEDOPHILE IN DAUGHTER'S ROOM, BLOWING OFF MOST OF HIS HEAD 0 NOTCROSS GRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS CRIME SCENE DO NOT C @Regran_ed from @yasmineaf___ - A mother used a single blast from a shotgun to remove the head of a 53-year-old pedophile after allegedly catching him in the act of assaulting her 12-year-old daughter. The man, a registered sex offender, died immediately. ABC News 14 reports that the woman heard “a commotion” in her Morgantown, West Virginia, home, so she grabbed her shotgun and went to investigate. Upon reaching her daughter’s room, she allegedly saw the man “struggling with her daughter.” The man then turned toward the mother, “at which point she fired directly into his face, blowing off most of his head.”An investigator said, “Deputies arrived at the scene and discovered the body of a deceased male. As our inquiry is ongoing we are yet to release the name of the suspect, or the victims involved, but we can confirm that the dead man is on the West Virginia Sex Offender Registry. http:-abc14news.com-morgantown-mom-catches-pedophile-trying-to-rape-child-blows-his-head-off-with-shotgun- 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 - regrann

@Regran_ed from @yasmineaf___ - A mother used a single blast from a shotgun to remove the head of a 53-year-old pedophile after allegedly ca...

Head, Memes, and Old: A mother used a single blast from a shotgun to remove the head of a 53-year-old pedophile after allegedly catching him in the act of assaulting her 12- year-old daughter. BREITBART 1 MIN READ Mom Shoots Pedophile in Daughter's Room, 'Blowing Off Most of His Head' Merica.

Merica.

Alive, Music, and Shit: jake @squidslippers i swear i'm the only person alive who respects when people are sleeping. literally nobody else gives a shit. they'Il blast music, turn the lights on, decide to watch a movie on my bed, start the lawnmower, like how tf did you even get this lawnmower in my room and why 2:19 am 24 Sep 18

Tumblr, Blog, and Kids: Took kids to a Children's Museum. My five month old fell asleep before we got there but we didn't let that stop her from having a BLAST... epicjohndoe: The Father I’d Like To Be

epicjohndoe: The Father I’d Like To Be

President, Christine, and Weapon: Allow me to introduce you to... NOT MY PRESIDENT Kavanaugh accuser CHRISTINE BLAST, F RD The Left's latest weapon in their endless attempt to undermine our President and this Administration!

Memes, Lost, and Girl: MALVIKA LYER A GIRL FROM INDIA LOST HER BOTH HANDS IN A BOMEB BLAST BUT DID NOT GIVE UP SHE STILL COMPLETED HER PH.D AND A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER NEVER GIVE UP Hats off _/\_

$Memes, Lost, and Girl: MALVIKA LYER A GIRL FROM INDIA LOST HER BOTH HANDS IN A BOMEB BLAST BUT DID NOT GIVE UP SHE STILL COMPLETED HER PH.D AND A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER NEVER GIVE UP Hats off _/\_$

Hats off _/\_

Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until Goku gets here" Squad These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.

These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle sit...

Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Fall: 1.THE RINGER 2.GREATEST 3.LUCKY YOU FT. JOYNER LUCAS 4.PAUL (SKIT) 5.NORMAL 6.EM CALLS PAUL (SKIT) 7.STEPPING STONE 8.NOT ALIKE FT. ROYCE DA 5'9 9.FALL 10.KAMIKAZE 11.NICE GUY FT. JESSIE REYEZ 12.GOOD GUY FT. JESSIE REYEZ 13.VENOM (MUSIC FROM THE MOTION PICTURE) EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: DR. DRE & SLIM SHADY ョ FBI Anti-Piracy Warning: Unauthorized copying is punishable under federal law. l0 TSİ ANTI-PIR ARNIN Atermath Rscords, 2220 Colorado Av, Sant Moeca, CA 90404 Manufadurnd and distrbuted in tha Uetod Satas by Unveral Muse Distribation. (P O2017 Attermath Rucords. All rights raservad. Printad in the USA FBI Ant-Piracy Waming: Unauthortd duplication is a violation of applitable kms, B002921102 EMINEM.COM 60298'411 562 KAMIKAZE TIKCUS OF BLAST PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Eminem dropped a surprise album ‘Kamikaze’! 😳 @Eminem https://t.co/BDgZjyDS9U

Eminem dropped a surprise album ‘Kamikaze’! 😳 @Eminem https://t.co/BDgZjyDS9U

Charlie, Child Support, and Gucci: GUCCI MANE'S BABY MAMA DEMANDS $20K IN CHILD SUPPORT Gucci Mane’s baby mama is reportedly asking for an increase on child support payments for their 4 year old son. According to The Blast, The baby mama “Sheena Evans” is asking for $20,000 monthly. Sheena also pointed out the $1 million dollar wedding Gucci had as proof that the rapper has enough money to increase the payments. In 2011, Gucci was reportedly only making about 24k monthly so he was only ordered to pay about $2,000 monthly in child support back then but time has changed. RapTVSTAFF: Charlie! @thatkidcm

Gucci Mane’s baby mama is reportedly asking for an increase on child support payments for their 4 year old son. According to The Blast, The ...

Heaven, Memes, and Fancy: Me when I see an overpriced supplement with a fancy label & an exotic flavor I0: Othegalnz Tropical double mango heaven blast

Tropical double mango heaven blast

Ghetto, Memes, and 🤖: When she moans "Don't stop" but you gotta blast @ghetto Dead 😂 💀

Dead 😂 💀

Candy, Memes, and 🤖: "You should cycle off pre-workout" Me: I switched from Berry Blast to Cotton Candy. Close enough IG: @thegainz And once in a while I switch to another pre 😌

And once in a while I switch to another pre 😌

Clock, Countdown, and Memes: Solar probe Nasa is hoping its mission 'to touch the Sun' will blast off on Sunday morning. An alarm stopped the Parker Solar Probe from launching from Cape Canaveral in Florida earlier when the countdown clock stopped with less than 2 minutes to go. Tap the link in our bio 👆 to find out more about the mission and find out how Parker will help us better understand how the Sun works. nasa sun parkersolarprobe space bbcnews

Head, Rocket Power, and Power: Where does it hurt? head ache Stomach When Leo from Little ache Einsteins tells you to pat faster to give Rocket power so he can blast off

Batman, Memes, and Spider: IGİ SUPERHEROES.NATION SPIDER MAN 201 1962 MIGUEL O'HARA PETER PARKER MILES MORALES ☆SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH ☆suPERHUMAN STRENGTH ☆SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH 1992 ORGANIC WEBBING ☆SPIDER SENSE ☆GENIUS LEVEL INTELLECT ☆GREAT SCIENTIST ☆VENOM STRIKE/BLAST ☆ CAMou FLAGE Who's your favourite Spiderman ? Blackpanther Mcu Marvel dc dccomics dceu dcu dcrebirth dcnation dcextendeduniverse batman superman manofsteel thedarkknight wonderwoman justiceleague cyborg aquaman martianmanhunter greenlantern venom spiderman infinitywar avengers avengersinfintywar ironman thano

Who's your favourite Spiderman ? Blackpanther Mcu Marvel dc dccomics dceu dcu dcrebirth dcnation dcextendeduniverse batman superman manofste...

Anaconda, Memes, and Pornhub: Loud Rock Concert Shotgun Blast 100 110db 115db 140db 165db 194db Pornhub Porn on the lowest possible volume Motorcycle Jet Engine Pornhub be the loudest when I’m trying to quickly beat off next to my girlfriend in her sleep apnea mask. 😤😤

Pornhub be the loudest when I’m trying to quickly beat off next to my girlfriend in her sleep apnea mask. 😤😤

Dude, Fire, and Homeless: BBQ not n ORGY 61 Sth annual 4th of July B8Q June 30th from until?Why do 90% of u think this is an orgy? t's not it's open to all Is it because I'm on this app? I try to invite all types of people men women, gay, bi strB, trans doesnt matter to Height Weight Ethnicity Body Type Stcky Gender 6'0 240 lbs White Q not n ORGY 61 Man BBQ not n ORGY 7 miles away Sun, Jun 17 Hey 2:47 PM Today I'm having my annual BBQ June 30th from 1pm until? slow cook pig, chicken wings, hamburgers, fish and vegetarian meals. No cost just bring your own booze. Sodas, tea, water is provided. Please feel free to bring ur wife, partner or just a date. This party is open to men, women, families. Gay, str8, bi, and the unknown 3:48 PM Say something This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I've ever encountered on grindr Are you going? these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun and look what he said Bowman also seid he puts on the event because he's a recovering alcoholic, "and it's just kind of like my way of giving back As an alcoholic, I haven't spoken to or seen my kids since 2004. I havent talked to my mother since '99, he sald. There's things that go on in life that you make choices about, and I chose wrongy. I chose the drink 've been sober for 8 and a half years now, and I just kind of feel the need, instead of being the asshole that I was, to be a softer, kinder, gentier, let's-get-together kinda guy Bowman, who is bisexual, said his barbecue is "not just for the gays advertised for the LGBT across the board, and then instead of putting the plus, I put the unknown, which got a lot of people's attention, he said. They were saying, the unknown what a cool way to say if you havent decided yer Surprisingly, even though the event went viral, Bowman said this year's barbecue was the smallest he'd had in the five years he's put it on. Setzer and his friend were the only guests who he hadn't known in advance, he said. But everyone had a blast, and that was the goal said Bowman. And the fire department really enjoyed it because they got a free meal on Sunday, and the homeless shelter, they enjoyed it because they got meals too Tm a people-person, and I enjoy people, so what beter way than to have strangers over and invite people and just have fun?" he said. "t probably sounds really weird, but you can get away with it in North Carolina Setzer said Bowman was "an absolute sweetheart and a really genuine guy," and he's so glad he went to the barbecue. orgy?utm-term-.ur270Klpv#yfXpzGdkZ Source:identifica 255,781 notes A 61-year old bi dude used Grindr to organize a “BBQ not n orgy” via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl">https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl</a>

A 61-year old bi dude used Grindr to organize a “BBQ not n orgy” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl

Drugs, Memes, and 🤖: Oh, he's having a blast though This guy was so high on drugs he arrested himself 😂

Music, Headphones, and Train: wlwkara shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people Source: wlwkara 46,464 notesO

Dank, Earned It, and Madonna: Dear m oms on road trips When you reach your breaking point. it's okay to blast the music you listened to in high school to drown out the sound of your kids You've earned it. We are full-on Madonna mode right now. #scarymommytravels

We are full-on Madonna mode right now. #scarymommytravels

Memes, My House, and Police: -Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended -Four ruffians break into my house -"What the devil?" As I grab my powered wig and Kentucky rifle -Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot -Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. -I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms -Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. -Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up -Just as the founding fathers intended. Now THIS is hilarious!

Now THIS is hilarious!

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: I asked an EOD guy once about the stress of bomb defusing. He shrugged & said "It's not. I'm either right, or suddenly it's not my problem any more. I try to stick to that perspective. <a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/173451212511/sounds-like-a-blast" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>: <blockquote>Sounds like a blast</blockquote>

awesomacious: Sounds like a blast

Drake, Girl, and Pictures: When Drake said "l know a girl that saves pictures from places she's flown To post later and make it look like she still on the go" Females with""emoji in their bio: @MasiPo Drake put y’all on blast 💀 https://t.co/G9biTRTGzd

Drake put y’all on blast 💀 https://t.co/G9biTRTGzd

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