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        cute-aesthetics-things:
Now you can wear the dazzling beauty of the Northern lights with the Aurora Borealis Pendant Necklace, a first-ever fine jewelry design available only from ESS6.Blazing in brilliant streaks of colour that dance across a dark sky, the breathtaking Aurora Borealis is a natural wonder to behold. In these waving prisms of light lies the illuminating mystery and magnificence of the stratosphere.The “Aurora forest themed pendant is handcrafted from solid sterling silver, turning the crystal in the sun will show different halos, representing the colourful aurora above the trees.
The Perfect Gift For Your Friends and Family!
= GET YOURS HERE =
: Available in 2 stunning colours
 Dark Aurora
 Light Aurora
cute-aesthetics-things:
Now you can wear the dazzling beauty of the Northern lights with the Aurora Borealis Pendant Necklace, a first-ever fine jewelry design available only from ESS6.Blazing in brilliant streaks of colour that dance across a dark sky, the breathtaking Aurora Borealis is a natural wonder to behold. In these waving prisms of light lies the illuminating mystery and magnificence of the stratosphere.The “Aurora forest themed pendant is handcrafted from solid sterling silver, turning the crystal in the sun will show different halos, representing the colourful aurora above the trees.
The Perfect Gift For Your Friends and Family!
= GET YOURS HERE =

        

            
            

                
                
                    cute-aesthetics-things:
Now you can wear the dazzling beauty of the Northern lights with the Aurora Borealis Pendant Necklace, a first-ever fine jewelry design available only from ESS6.Blazing in brilliant streaks of colour that dance across a dark sky, the breathtaking Aurora Borealis is a natural wonder to behold. In these waving prisms of light lies the illuminating mystery and magnificence of the stratosphere.The “Aurora forest themed pendant is handcrafted from solid sterling silver, turning the crystal in the sun will show different halos, representing the colourful aurora above the trees.
The Perfect Gift For Your Friends and Family!
= GET YOURS HERE =
: Available in 2 stunning colours
 Dark Aurora
 Light Aurora
cute-aesthetics-things:
Now you can wear the dazzling beauty of the Northern lights with the Aurora Borealis Pendant Necklace, a first-ever fine jewelry design available only from ESS6.Blazing in brilliant streaks of colour that dance across a dark sky, the breathtaking Aurora Borealis is a natural wonder to behold. In these waving prisms of light lies the illuminating mystery and magnificence of the stratosphere.The “Aurora forest themed pendant is handcrafted from solid sterling silver, turning the crystal in the sun will show different halos, representing the colourful aurora above the trees.
The Perfect Gift For Your Friends and Family!
= GET YOURS HERE =

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        malicemanaged:
almostrose:

helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.


For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]
Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.


Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me
: Cheko reacted quickly when he saw his
 owner get threatend with a knife in a
 domestic dispute, he dived in front of his
 mom to protect her. Here he is shown
 recovering from being stabbed 13 times.
 Four intruders, one armed with a
 shotgun broke into a family home
 where the father was threatened to
 open the family safe, when the dad of
 3 didn't comply the indruder got
 ready to open fire where Lefty the pit
 bull jumped at him blocking the shot
 from his daddy and got a bullet wound
 to his shoulder. The intruder was injured
 by the dog and they all quickly fled from
 the scene.

 Baby, a 10 year old pit bull woke up her
 family in the middle of the night to alert
 them of a blazing fire that had broken
 out. Managing to avoid the vicious
 flames, one by one she woke up each
 family member and led them to safty.
 After putting her humans out of
 danger, she then ran back into the
 burning house to save the family's
 other five dogs, one of which was blind
 and too scared to go with her so she
 pulled the dog out by the scruff of the
 neck. The home was completely
 distroyed but thanks to Baby, no-one
 had a single burn.
 Cara was walking her dog, Creature one
 night and couldn't help but notice he
 had a lot of interest in a certain bush.
 Shrugging it of as he's just seen a cat,
 Creature carried on to pull and bark to
 alert his owner that something wasn't
 quite right. Cara finally went with her
 companions instinct and decided to
 check it out, where she found an
 elderly woman in her PJs on the
 ground, shivering from the cold. Who
 she found was Carmen Mitchell, 89,
 suffers from Alzheimer's and had
 wandered from her home.

 When Bella the pit bull mix was seen
 running into traffic and barking at
 pedestrians, she was thought to be just
 another stray. Teri was one of those
 pedestrians and decided the follow the
 mixed breed. Bella lead Teri to her
 home, where her wheelchair-bound
 owner was found on the floor with
 stab wounds in his neck while clinging
 to life. Her owner luckily survived and
 says that he owes his life to Bella for
 running to get help.
 I made this comp because the media only
 concerntrates on the badly-owned pit
 bulls then blame their breed for it for
 their actions. There's hundreds of stories
 about heroic pit bulls that saidly never
 make it to mainstream media as people
 seem to love an outrage. If this gets a
 good reaction then i'll put more up but i
 don't want to bore anyone for now.
 I have a pit bull who i took from a dog
 fighter when he was a puppy, even
 though he's been 'bred to fight' i've
 raised him right and in the 11 years of
 having him he's never hurt anyone and
 has given me nothing but happiness (and
 maybe a couple of chewed up shoes)
 Thanks for reading guys, i hope
 the world is a little more open-
 minded on this misunderstood
 yet lovable breed.
malicemanaged:
almostrose:

helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.


For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]
Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.


Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me

        

            
            

                
                
                    malicemanaged:
almostrose:

helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.


For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]
Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.


Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me
: Cheko reacted quickly when he saw his
 owner get threatend with a knife in a
 domestic dispute, he dived in front of his
 mom to protect her. Here he is shown
 recovering from being stabbed 13 times.
 Four intruders, one armed with a
 shotgun broke into a family home
 where the father was threatened to
 open the family safe, when the dad of
 3 didn't comply the indruder got
 ready to open fire where Lefty the pit
 bull jumped at him blocking the shot
 from his daddy and got a bullet wound
 to his shoulder. The intruder was injured
 by the dog and they all quickly fled from
 the scene.

 Baby, a 10 year old pit bull woke up her
 family in the middle of the night to alert
 them of a blazing fire that had broken
 out. Managing to avoid the vicious
 flames, one by one she woke up each
 family member and led them to safty.
 After putting her humans out of
 danger, she then ran back into the
 burning house to save the family's
 other five dogs, one of which was blind
 and too scared to go with her so she
 pulled the dog out by the scruff of the
 neck. The home was completely
 distroyed but thanks to Baby, no-one
 had a single burn.
 Cara was walking her dog, Creature one
 night and couldn't help but notice he
 had a lot of interest in a certain bush.
 Shrugging it of as he's just seen a cat,
 Creature carried on to pull and bark to
 alert his owner that something wasn't
 quite right. Cara finally went with her
 companions instinct and decided to
 check it out, where she found an
 elderly woman in her PJs on the
 ground, shivering from the cold. Who
 she found was Carmen Mitchell, 89,
 suffers from Alzheimer's and had
 wandered from her home.

 When Bella the pit bull mix was seen
 running into traffic and barking at
 pedestrians, she was thought to be just
 another stray. Teri was one of those
 pedestrians and decided the follow the
 mixed breed. Bella lead Teri to her
 home, where her wheelchair-bound
 owner was found on the floor with
 stab wounds in his neck while clinging
 to life. Her owner luckily survived and
 says that he owes his life to Bella for
 running to get help.
 I made this comp because the media only
 concerntrates on the badly-owned pit
 bulls then blame their breed for it for
 their actions. There's hundreds of stories
 about heroic pit bulls that saidly never
 make it to mainstream media as people
 seem to love an outrage. If this gets a
 good reaction then i'll put more up but i
 don't want to bore anyone for now.
 I have a pit bull who i took from a dog
 fighter when he was a puppy, even
 though he's been 'bred to fight' i've
 raised him right and in the 11 years of
 having him he's never hurt anyone and
 has given me nothing but happiness (and
 maybe a couple of chewed up shoes)
 Thanks for reading guys, i hope
 the world is a little more open-
 minded on this misunderstood
 yet lovable breed.
malicemanaged:
almostrose:

helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.


For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]
Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.


Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        karichanarts:

oneshoeshort:


the-captain-destiel:

myweirdtorments:


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casonly:


phantomrose96:

castielcampbell:

timetravellingmarauder:

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

poor sammy

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”
Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”
Dean: “Oh come on…”
Gabriel: “Final answer?”
Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”
Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”
Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”
Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”
Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”
Gabriel: “Nope!”
Dean: “But I—“
Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”
Dean: “No I—“
Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”
Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”
Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”
*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*


Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.
Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.
Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”
Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Right you are my boy.  
Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??
Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.
Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“
Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.
Dean:  CAS?!
Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing.  


Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.
Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.
(laser beam noises)
Castiel: What-
Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 
Sam and Dean: *groaning*
Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?
Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-
Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”
Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-
Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 
Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?
Dean: Sammy, come on..
Sam: What? I wanna win..


It got better


Every bit of this is gold.


Where has this been all my life


I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂
: PEOPLE WHO ARE
 CHARACTER
 FLAWS
 RAYALİ DEAD WORST SEXUAL
 HUMILIATIO
 BETRAYALDEAD
 BECAUSE OF YOUNIGHTMARES
 S100 $100 S100 S100 $100
 200 $200 $200 $200 $200
 SO
 SO
 AM
 Do
 UNDE
 DEAN
karichanarts:

oneshoeshort:


the-captain-destiel:

myweirdtorments:


guntheramvs:


casonly:


phantomrose96:

castielcampbell:

timetravellingmarauder:

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

poor sammy

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”
Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”
Dean: “Oh come on…”
Gabriel: “Final answer?”
Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”
Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”
Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”
Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”
Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”
Gabriel: “Nope!”
Dean: “But I—“
Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”
Dean: “No I—“
Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”
Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”
Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”
*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*


Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.
Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.
Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”
Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Right you are my boy.  
Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??
Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.
Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“
Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.
Dean:  CAS?!
Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing.  


Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.
Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.
(laser beam noises)
Castiel: What-
Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 
Sam and Dean: *groaning*
Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?
Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-
Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”
Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-
Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 
Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?
Dean: Sammy, come on..
Sam: What? I wanna win..


It got better


Every bit of this is gold.


Where has this been all my life


I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂

        

            
            

                
                
                    karichanarts:

oneshoeshort:


the-captain-destiel:

myweirdtorments:


guntheramvs:


casonly:


phantomrose96:

castielcampbell:

timetravellingmarauder:

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

poor sammy

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”
Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”
Dean: “Oh come on…”
Gabriel: “Final answer?”
Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”
Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”
Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”
Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”
Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”
Gabriel: “Nope!”
Dean: “But I—“
Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”
Dean: “No I—“
Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”
Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”
Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”
*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*


Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.
Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.
Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”
Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Right you are my boy.  
Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??
Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.
Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“
Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.
Dean:  CAS?!
Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing.  


Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.
Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.
(laser beam noises)
Castiel: What-
Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 
Sam and Dean: *groaning*
Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?
Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-
Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”
Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-
Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 
Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?
Dean: Sammy, come on..
Sam: What? I wanna win..


It got better


Every bit of this is gold.


Where has this been all my life


I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂
: PEOPLE WHO ARE
 CHARACTER
 FLAWS
 RAYALİ DEAD WORST SEXUAL
 HUMILIATIO
 BETRAYALDEAD
 BECAUSE OF YOUNIGHTMARES
 S100 $100 S100 S100 $100
 200 $200 $200 $200 $200
 SO
 SO
 AM
 Do
 UNDE
 DEAN
karichanarts:

oneshoeshort:


the-captain-destiel:

myweirdtorments:


guntheramvs:


casonly:


phantomrose96:

castielcampbell:

timetravellingmarauder:

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

poor sammy

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”
Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”
Dean: “Oh come on…”
Gabriel: “Final answer?”
Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”
Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”
Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”
Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”
Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”
Gabriel: “Nope!”
Dean: “But I—“
Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”
Dean: “No I—“
Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”
Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”
Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”
*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*


Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.
Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.
Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”
Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Right you are my boy.  
Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??
Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.
Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“
Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”
Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.
Dean:  CAS?!
Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing.  


Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.
Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.
(laser beam noises)
Castiel: What-
Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 
Sam and Dean: *groaning*
Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?
Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-
Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”
Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-
Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 
Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?
Dean: Sammy, come on..
Sam: What? I wanna win..


It got better


Every bit of this is gold.


Where has this been all my life


I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.

My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.

Sources for the stories: 
Chako
Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)
Baby
Creature
Bella

This made me cry its so sweet. I love them
: Cheko reacted quickly when he saw his
 owner get threatend with a knife in a
 domestic dispute, he dived in front of his
 mom to protect her. Here he is shown
 recovering from being stabbed 13 times.
 Four intruders, one armed with a
 shotgun broke into a family home
 where the father was threatened to
 open the family safe, when the dad of
 3 didn't comply the indruder got
 ready to open fire where Lefty the pit
 bull jumped at him blocking the shot
 from his daddy and got a bullet wound
 to his shoulder. The intruder was injured
 by the dog and they all quickly fled from
 the scene.

 Baby, a 10 year old pit bull woke up her
 family in the middle of the night to alert
 them of a blazing fire that had broken
 out. Managing to avoid the vicious
 flames, one by one she woke up each
 family member and led them to safty.
 After putting her humans out of
 danger, she then ran back into the
 burning house to save the family's
 other five dogs, one of which was blind
 and too scared to go with her so she
 pulled the dog out by the scruff of the
 neck. The home was completely
 distroyed but thanks to Baby, no-one
 had a single burn.
 Cara was walking her dog, Creature one
 night and couldn't help but notice he
 had a lot of interest in a certain bush.
 Shrugging it of as he's just seen a cat,
 Creature carried on to pull and bark to
 alert his owner that something wasn't
 quite right. Cara finally went with her
 companions instinct and decided to
 check it out, where she found an
 elderly woman in her PJs on the
 ground, shivering from the cold. Who
 she found was Carmen Mitchell, 89,
 suffers from Alzheimer's and had
 wandered from her home.

 When Bella the pit bull mix was seen
 running into traffic and barking at
 pedestrians, she was thought to be just
 another stray. Teri was one of those
 pedestrians and decided the follow the
 mixed breed. Bella lead Teri to her
 home, where her wheelchair-bound
 owner was found on the floor with
 stab wounds in his neck while clinging
 to life. Her owner luckily survived and
 says that he owes his life to Bella for
 running to get help.
 I made this comp because the media only
 concerntrates on the badly-owned pit
 bulls then blame their breed for it for
 their actions. There's hundreds of stories
 about heroic pit bulls that saidly never
 make it to mainstream media as people
 seem to love an outrage. If this gets a
 good reaction then i'll put more up but i
 don't want to bore anyone for now.
 I have a pit bull who i took from a dog
 fighter when he was a puppy, even
 though he's been 'bred to fight' i've
 raised him right and in the 11 years of
 having him he's never hurt anyone and
 has given me nothing but happiness (and
 maybe a couple of chewed up shoes)
 Thanks for reading guys, i hope
 the world is a little more open-
 minded on this misunderstood
 yet lovable breed.
alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.

My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.

Sources for the stories: 
Chako
Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)
Baby
Creature
Bella

This made me cry its so sweet. I love them

        

            
            

                
                
                    alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.

My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.

Sources for the stories: 
Chako
Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)
Baby
Creature
Bella

This made me cry its so sweet. I love them
: Cheko reacted quickly when he saw his
 owner get threatend with a knife in a
 domestic dispute, he dived in front of his
 mom to protect her. Here he is shown
 recovering from being stabbed 13 times.
 Four intruders, one armed with a
 shotgun broke into a family home
 where the father was threatened to
 open the family safe, when the dad of
 3 didn't comply the indruder got
 ready to open fire where Lefty the pit
 bull jumped at him blocking the shot
 from his daddy and got a bullet wound
 to his shoulder. The intruder was injured
 by the dog and they all quickly fled from
 the scene.

 Baby, a 10 year old pit bull woke up her
 family in the middle of the night to alert
 them of a blazing fire that had broken
 out. Managing to avoid the vicious
 flames, one by one she woke up each
 family member and led them to safty.
 After putting her humans out of
 danger, she then ran back into the
 burning house to save the family's
 other five dogs, one of which was blind
 and too scared to go with her so she
 pulled the dog out by the scruff of the
 neck. The home was completely
 distroyed but thanks to Baby, no-one
 had a single burn.
 Cara was walking her dog, Creature one
 night and couldn't help but notice he
 had a lot of interest in a certain bush.
 Shrugging it of as he's just seen a cat,
 Creature carried on to pull and bark to
 alert his owner that something wasn't
 quite right. Cara finally went with her
 companions instinct and decided to
 check it out, where she found an
 elderly woman in her PJs on the
 ground, shivering from the cold. Who
 she found was Carmen Mitchell, 89,
 suffers from Alzheimer's and had
 wandered from her home.

 When Bella the pit bull mix was seen
 running into traffic and barking at
 pedestrians, she was thought to be just
 another stray. Teri was one of those
 pedestrians and decided the follow the
 mixed breed. Bella lead Teri to her
 home, where her wheelchair-bound
 owner was found on the floor with
 stab wounds in his neck while clinging
 to life. Her owner luckily survived and
 says that he owes his life to Bella for
 running to get help.
 I made this comp because the media only
 concerntrates on the badly-owned pit
 bulls then blame their breed for it for
 their actions. There's hundreds of stories
 about heroic pit bulls that saidly never
 make it to mainstream media as people
 seem to love an outrage. If this gets a
 good reaction then i'll put more up but i
 don't want to bore anyone for now.
 I have a pit bull who i took from a dog
 fighter when he was a puppy, even
 though he's been 'bred to fight' i've
 raised him right and in the 11 years of
 having him he's never hurt anyone and
 has given me nothing but happiness (and
 maybe a couple of chewed up shoes)
 Thanks for reading guys, i hope
 the world is a little more open-
 minded on this misunderstood
 yet lovable breed.
alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.

My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.

Sources for the stories: 
Chako
Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)
Baby
Creature
Bella

This made me cry its so sweet. I love them

                    
                
            

            
                
                
alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

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To Carrie Fisher, a woman who knew the power of accepting yourself without apology
Carrie Fisher spent a lifetime fighting people’s expectations and found a new hope in not giving a shit what I, you, or anyone else thought of her — which is exactly why I’ve always thought the world of her.
My introduction to Fisher was the same as most people’s: staring up at a screen in wide-eyed admiration and wonder as her steely Princess Leia took Star Wars by storm and sheer force of will. She was a 19-year-old thrown into the twin chaoses of deep space and Hollywood, and she proved a shining star in both.
But as I grew older and dove deeper into Fisher’s history and ongoing career, I discovered a life overflowing with wit, advocacy, and incredible strength.
As she would be the first to tell you, Fisher’s life co-starred a devastating cocktail of addiction and mental illness. Thrust into the most competitive Hollywood echelons before she was 20 — and having grown up around it, being the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds — she absorbed whatever chemicals she could to get by, not believing the doctors who told her that her addictions were exacerbated by a form of manic depression. (She was later diagnosed as bipolar.)
In 1987, with the benefit of hindsight, Fisher wrote in her semi-autobiographical novel Postcards from the Edge about the horrors of being trapped inside your own mind while outside pressures do everything they can to cave in the walls. “I shot through my 20s like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination,” she wrote. “Nowhere.”
But in real life, Carrie Fisher wasn’t just going somewhere, she was going somewhere meaningful and funny and relentlessly smart. She came out of her turbulent 20s determined to forge a new path, one that defied anyone to look at her and see a girl in a gold bikini while conveniently ignoring its accompanying chains.
(Fisher famously hated that stupid “outfit,” no matter how many adolescent fantasies it inspired. When promoting 2015’s The Force Awakens, she even made sure to remind everyone that the Slave Leia bikini was for a slave, “a prisoner of a giant testicle.”)
Carrie Fisher wrote her way out of her own horror, from Postcards from the Edge in 1987 to her wickedly funny one-woman show Wishful Drinking in 2006, to her journal compilation The Princess Diarist, published just a month ago.
All along the way, she was open about her struggles and mental health in a way that few dared — and she was funny while she did it. You don’t have to look any further than her Twitter bio — “there’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed” — to understand exactly who Carrie Fisher was.
She was crucially, completely unashamed of who she was, talking openly about her mental breaks, the psychotic episodes that would send her careening and land her in clinics. She made it clear that while she knew her brain could be an insidious Trojan horse determined to make her life hell from the inside out, she was able to persevere by accepting that reality as fact.
“I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that,” Fisher told Sawyer in that 2000 interview. “I survived that, I’m still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.”
Carrie Fisher took on the dark forces inside and surrounding her by finding something precious to hold onto, something to humanize, something to laugh about. She stormed through her chaotic mind and world to forge an unapologetic life, inspiring countless others — like me, and maybe even you — to do the same.
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vox:
To Carrie Fisher, a woman who knew the power of accepting yourself without apology
Carrie Fisher spent a lifetime fighting people’s expectations and found a new hope in not giving a shit what I, you, or anyone else thought of her — which is exactly why I’ve always thought the world of her.
My introduction to Fisher was the same as most people’s: staring up at a screen in wide-eyed admiration and wonder as her steely Princess Leia took Star Wars by storm and sheer force of will. She was a 19-year-old thrown into the twin chaoses of deep space and Hollywood, and she proved a shining star in both.
But as I grew older and dove deeper into Fisher’s history and ongoing career, I discovered a life overflowing with wit, advocacy, and incredible strength.
As she would be the first to tell you, Fisher’s life co-starred a devastating cocktail of addiction and mental illness. Thrust into the most competitive Hollywood echelons before she was 20 — and having grown up around it, being the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds — she absorbed whatever chemicals she could to get by, not believing the doctors who told her that her addictions were exacerbated by a form of manic depression. (She was later diagnosed as bipolar.)
In 1987, with the benefit of hindsight, Fisher wrote in her semi-autobiographical novel Postcards from the Edge about the horrors of being trapped inside your own mind while outside pressures do everything they can to cave in the walls. “I shot through my 20s like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination,” she wrote. “Nowhere.”
But in real life, Carrie Fisher wasn’t just going somewhere, she was going somewhere meaningful and funny and relentlessly smart. She came out of her turbulent 20s determined to forge a new path, one that defied anyone to look at her and see a girl in a gold bikini while conveniently ignoring its accompanying chains.
(Fisher famously hated that stupid “outfit,” no matter how many adolescent fantasies it inspired. When promoting 2015’s The Force Awakens, she even made sure to remind everyone that the Slave Leia bikini was for a slave, “a prisoner of a giant testicle.”)
Carrie Fisher wrote her way out of her own horror, from Postcards from the Edge in 1987 to her wickedly funny one-woman show Wishful Drinking in 2006, to her journal compilation The Princess Diarist, published just a month ago.
All along the way, she was open about her struggles and mental health in a way that few dared — and she was funny while she did it. You don’t have to look any further than her Twitter bio — “there’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed” — to understand exactly who Carrie Fisher was.
She was crucially, completely unashamed of who she was, talking openly about her mental breaks, the psychotic episodes that would send her careening and land her in clinics. She made it clear that while she knew her brain could be an insidious Trojan horse determined to make her life hell from the inside out, she was able to persevere by accepting that reality as fact.
“I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that,” Fisher told Sawyer in that 2000 interview. “I survived that, I’m still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.”
Carrie Fisher took on the dark forces inside and surrounding her by finding something precious to hold onto, something to humanize, something to laugh about. She stormed through her chaotic mind and world to forge an unapologetic life, inspiring countless others — like me, and maybe even you — to do the same.

        

            
            

                
                
                    vox:
To Carrie Fisher, a woman who knew the power of accepting yourself without apology
Carrie Fisher spent a lifetime fighting people’s expectations and found a new hope in not giving a shit what I, you, or anyone else thought of her — which is exactly why I’ve always thought the world of her.
My introduction to Fisher was the same as most people’s: staring up at a screen in wide-eyed admiration and wonder as her steely Princess Leia took Star Wars by storm and sheer force of will. She was a 19-year-old thrown into the twin chaoses of deep space and Hollywood, and she proved a shining star in both.
But as I grew older and dove deeper into Fisher’s history and ongoing career, I discovered a life overflowing with wit, advocacy, and incredible strength.
As she would be the first to tell you, Fisher’s life co-starred a devastating cocktail of addiction and mental illness. Thrust into the most competitive Hollywood echelons before she was 20 — and having grown up around it, being the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds — she absorbed whatever chemicals she could to get by, not believing the doctors who told her that her addictions were exacerbated by a form of manic depression. (She was later diagnosed as bipolar.)
In 1987, with the benefit of hindsight, Fisher wrote in her semi-autobiographical novel Postcards from the Edge about the horrors of being trapped inside your own mind while outside pressures do everything they can to cave in the walls. “I shot through my 20s like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination,” she wrote. “Nowhere.”
But in real life, Carrie Fisher wasn’t just going somewhere, she was going somewhere meaningful and funny and relentlessly smart. She came out of her turbulent 20s determined to forge a new path, one that defied anyone to look at her and see a girl in a gold bikini while conveniently ignoring its accompanying chains.
(Fisher famously hated that stupid “outfit,” no matter how many adolescent fantasies it inspired. When promoting 2015’s The Force Awakens, she even made sure to remind everyone that the Slave Leia bikini was for a slave, “a prisoner of a giant testicle.”)
Carrie Fisher wrote her way out of her own horror, from Postcards from the Edge in 1987 to her wickedly funny one-woman show Wishful Drinking in 2006, to her journal compilation The Princess Diarist, published just a month ago.
All along the way, she was open about her struggles and mental health in a way that few dared — and she was funny while she did it. You don’t have to look any further than her Twitter bio — “there’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed” — to understand exactly who Carrie Fisher was.
She was crucially, completely unashamed of who she was, talking openly about her mental breaks, the psychotic episodes that would send her careening and land her in clinics. She made it clear that while she knew her brain could be an insidious Trojan horse determined to make her life hell from the inside out, she was able to persevere by accepting that reality as fact.
“I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that,” Fisher told Sawyer in that 2000 interview. “I survived that, I’m still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.”
Carrie Fisher took on the dark forces inside and surrounding her by finding something precious to hold onto, something to humanize, something to laugh about. She stormed through her chaotic mind and world to forge an unapologetic life, inspiring countless others — like me, and maybe even you — to do the same.
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vox:
To Carrie Fisher, a woman who knew the power of accepting yourself without apology
Carrie Fisher spent a lifetime fighting people’s expectations and found a new hope in not giving a shit what I, you, or anyone else thought of her — which is exactly why I’ve always thought the world of her.
My introduction to Fisher was the same as most people’s: staring up at a screen in wide-eyed admiration and wonder as her steely Princess Leia took Star Wars by storm and sheer force of will. She was a 19-year-old thrown into the twin chaoses of deep space and Hollywood, and she proved a shining star in both.
But as I grew older and dove deeper into Fisher’s history and ongoing career, I discovered a life overflowing with wit, advocacy, and incredible strength.
As she would be the first to tell you, Fisher’s life co-starred a devastating cocktail of addiction and mental illness. Thrust into the most competitive Hollywood echelons before she was 20 — and having grown up around it, being the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds — she absorbed whatever chemicals she could to get by, not believing the doctors who told her that her addictions were exacerbated by a form of manic depression. (She was later diagnosed as bipolar.)
In 1987, with the benefit of hindsight, Fisher wrote in her semi-autobiographical novel Postcards from the Edge about the horrors of being trapped inside your own mind while outside pressures do everything they can to cave in the walls. “I shot through my 20s like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination,” she wrote. “Nowhere.”
But in real life, Carrie Fisher wasn’t just going somewhere, she was going somewhere meaningful and funny and relentlessly smart. She came out of her turbulent 20s determined to forge a new path, one that defied anyone to look at her and see a girl in a gold bikini while conveniently ignoring its accompanying chains.
(Fisher famously hated that stupid “outfit,” no matter how many adolescent fantasies it inspired. When promoting 2015’s The Force Awakens, she even made sure to remind everyone that the Slave Leia bikini was for a slave, “a prisoner of a giant testicle.”)
Carrie Fisher wrote her way out of her own horror, from Postcards from the Edge in 1987 to her wickedly funny one-woman show Wishful Drinking in 2006, to her journal compilation The Princess Diarist, published just a month ago.
All along the way, she was open about her struggles and mental health in a way that few dared — and she was funny while she did it. You don’t have to look any further than her Twitter bio — “there’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed” — to understand exactly who Carrie Fisher was.
She was crucially, completely unashamed of who she was, talking openly about her mental breaks, the psychotic episodes that would send her careening and land her in clinics. She made it clear that while she knew her brain could be an insidious Trojan horse determined to make her life hell from the inside out, she was able to persevere by accepting that reality as fact.
“I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that,” Fisher told Sawyer in that 2000 interview. “I survived that, I’m still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.”
Carrie Fisher took on the dark forces inside and surrounding her by finding something precious to hold onto, something to humanize, something to laugh about. She stormed through her chaotic mind and world to forge an unapologetic life, inspiring countless others — like me, and maybe even you — to do the same.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Mention The Laziest Thing You’ve Ever Done: What is the laziest thing you've
 ever done?
 I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the
 wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS)
 walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person;
 he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a
 bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just
 barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship,
 and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a
 big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face.
 He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how
 to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.
 But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the
 phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known
 I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could
 you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts
 the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
 And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of
 sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall
 behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks
 slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just
 witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to
 adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees,
 he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of
 his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel
 and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his
 eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
 He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at
 the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may
 never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's
 not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next
 bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin,
 before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
Mention The Laziest Thing You’ve Ever Done
        

            
            

                
                
                    Mention The Laziest Thing You’ve Ever Done: What is the laziest thing you've
 ever done?
 I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the
 wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS)
 walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person;
 he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a
 bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just
 barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship,
 and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a
 big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face.
 He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how
 to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.
 But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the
 phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known
 I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could
 you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts
 the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
 And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of
 sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall
 behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks
 slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just
 witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to
 adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees,
 he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of
 his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel
 and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his
 eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
 He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at
 the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may
 never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's
 not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next
 bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin,
 before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
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        Blazing: 4951
 themselves there results a sense of what has already taken
 place, what is now going on and what is to ensue. It mus
 not be claimed that anyone can sense time by tself apart
 from the movement of things or their restful immobility
 MATTER AND SPACE
 Again, when men say it is a fact that Helen was ravished or
 the Trojans were conquered, do not let anyone drive you to
 the admission that any such event is independently of any
 object, on the ground that the generations of men of whom
 these events were accidents have been swept away by the
 irrevocable lapse of time. For we could put it that whatever
 has taken pl
 icular tract of earth or
 IE occupied. If there had beeu no matte
 place in which things could happen spar
 f Tyndareus' daugh
 breast of Pn Paris light
 itiless war; no Wooden
 roy, would have set the towers
 love kindled by the
 tha dazzling blaze
 Lir
 liun lame g e midnight issue of Greeks from its
 womb
 themsel
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 place i
 e s
 y see that events cannot be said to be by
 nse as space. Rather
 them s accidents f matter, or of the
 like
 which
 Material objects are of inds, atoms and compounds o atoms
 preserved indefinitely &their absolute solidity. Admittedly, it is
 buildings, as do anuts and oth
 The atoms themselves car lot be swamped by any force, for they are
 hard to believe t anything ca i
 solid. The ligh
 ist that is absolutely
 the y penetrates closed
 in the fire, and hot rocks are cracked untempered
 scorching. Hard gold is softened and melted hea
 bronze, ice-like, is liquefied by flame
 piercing cold seep through silver, sin e feel oth alike
 an
        

            
            

                
                
                    Blazing: 4951
 themselves there results a sense of what has already taken
 place, what is now going on and what is to ensue. It mus
 not be claimed that anyone can sense time by tself apart
 from the movement of things or their restful immobility
 MATTER AND SPACE
 Again, when men say it is a fact that Helen was ravished or
 the Trojans were conquered, do not let anyone drive you to
 the admission that any such event is independently of any
 object, on the ground that the generations of men of whom
 these events were accidents have been swept away by the
 irrevocable lapse of time. For we could put it that whatever
 has taken pl
 icular tract of earth or
 IE occupied. If there had beeu no matte
 place in which things could happen spar
 f Tyndareus' daugh
 breast of Pn Paris light
 itiless war; no Wooden
 roy, would have set the towers
 love kindled by the
 tha dazzling blaze
 Lir
 liun lame g e midnight issue of Greeks from its
 womb
 themsel
 you sho
 place i
 e s
 y see that events cannot be said to be by
 nse as space. Rather
 them s accidents f matter, or of the
 like
 which
 Material objects are of inds, atoms and compounds o atoms
 preserved indefinitely &their absolute solidity. Admittedly, it is
 buildings, as do anuts and oth
 The atoms themselves car lot be swamped by any force, for they are
 hard to believe t anything ca i
 solid. The ligh
 ist that is absolutely
 the y penetrates closed
 in the fire, and hot rocks are cracked untempered
 scorching. Hard gold is softened and melted hea
 bronze, ice-like, is liquefied by flame
 piercing cold seep through silver, sin e feel oth alike
 an
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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