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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

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Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

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America, Bailey Jay, and Blessed: thy PC. CHICKEN McNUGGETS & GALLON OF TEA twitter Follow us @McD_Triad Mickey Ds sweet ea i'm lovin' it <p><a href="https://that-duck-in-paris.tumblr.com/post/164362438826/that-artgirl-dangerbooze-dad-monster" class="tumblr_blog">that-duck-in-paris</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://that-artgirl.tumblr.com/post/163506156704/dangerbooze-dad-monster" class="tumblr_blog">that-artgirl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dangerbooze.tumblr.com/post/134066748469">dangerbooze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dad-monster.tumblr.com/post/133731571469">dad-monster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prettyboyshyflizzy.tumblr.com/post/133507633659">prettyboyshyflizzy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanimangagirl.tumblr.com/post/126078904008">theanimangagirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myfriendscallmemaury.tumblr.com/post/86519639495">myfriendscallmemaury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uberfaenatic.tumblr.com/post/75660303468">uberfaenatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starkinglyhandsome.tumblr.com/post/74781693426">starkinglyhandsome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cloudyobsession.tumblr.com/post/74781277899">cloudyobsession</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourlocalpsychopath.tumblr.com/post/73899627757">yourlocalpsychopath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomthingieshere.tumblr.com/post/73790449978">randomthingieshere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abbysrwk.tumblr.com/post/73790304262">abbysrwk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paradoxsocks.tumblr.com/post/73661569437">paradoxsocks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://merlinsbearditsthedoctor.tumblr.com/post/73652719863">merlinsbearditsthedoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallifreyanprincess.tumblr.com/post/73652434305">gallifreyanprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://merlinsbearditsthedoctor.tumblr.com/post/73649239644">merlinsbearditsthedoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzaforpresident.tumblr.com/post/49357947684">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why are people even questioning obesity in america</p> </blockquote> <p>why is your tea liquidised?</p> </blockquote> <p>….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?</p> </blockquote> <p>ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.</p> <div> <figure data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="259" data-orig-src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQWCNMpR0X13cHMAg4gE_XtPZo8hh_w_5B0VhPVM-Q011uo_QEEVt3aJSI"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/22306a492b6f70be68cef1725ab0613c/tumblr_inline_nzg2k22b5Z1s8xuq8_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="259" data-orig-src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQWCNMpR0X13cHMAg4gE_XtPZo8hh_w_5B0VhPVM-Q011uo_QEEVt3aJSI"/></figure><p>like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold</p> </blockquote> <p>WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???</p> </blockquote> <p>HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?</p> </blockquote> <p>so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years</p> <div> <figure data-orig-height="40" data-orig-width="155" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fb175a00260de0115be72a213d9bec7/tumblr_inline_mzoguzaqsO1rbkzl2.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fb175a00260de0115be72a213d9bec7/tumblr_inline_nzg2k21CoJ1s8xuq8_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-height="40" data-orig-width="155" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fb175a00260de0115be72a213d9bec7/tumblr_inline_mzoguzaqsO1rbkzl2.png"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="38" data-orig-width="326" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b3f4f20723c61976ea6c963cb125a15/tumblr_inline_mzogv2xRKr1rbkzl2.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b3f4f20723c61976ea6c963cb125a15/tumblr_inline_nzg2k2c4jj1s8xuq8_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-height="38" data-orig-width="326" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b3f4f20723c61976ea6c963cb125a15/tumblr_inline_mzogv2xRKr1rbkzl2.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="39" data-orig-width="122" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7eaeed11349f289f99f51d1056b4aac/tumblr_inline_mzogv6kK441rbkzl2.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7eaeed11349f289f99f51d1056b4aac/tumblr_inline_nzg2k3jSFN1s8xuq8_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-height="39" data-orig-width="122" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7eaeed11349f289f99f51d1056b4aac/tumblr_inline_mzogv6kK441rbkzl2.png"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="40" data-orig-width="281" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a48b894dd0c7b02615b4fbc488240244/tumblr_inline_mzogvb7OSZ1rbkzl2.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a48b894dd0c7b02615b4fbc488240244/tumblr_inline_nzg2k3r0hs1s8xuq8_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-height="40" data-orig-width="281" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a48b894dd0c7b02615b4fbc488240244/tumblr_inline_mzogvb7OSZ1rbkzl2.png"/></figure></div> </blockquote> <p><b>England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.</b></p> </blockquote> <p>[skeletons ooh-ing]</p> </blockquote> <p>Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/INTO-THE-HARBOR">#INTO THE HARBOR</a></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="312" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ed77f36e8304fa49c698136ca64f38b/tumblr_inline_nspajhtsZV1qlo0sb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ed77f36e8304fa49c698136ca64f38b/tumblr_inline_nzg2k301Nq1s8xuq8_500.gif" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="312" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ed77f36e8304fa49c698136ca64f38b/tumblr_inline_nspajhtsZV1qlo0sb_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Englad doesn’t own anything <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>except that time we owned most of the world</p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="257" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f12cc3104b32294f1a27782ad100b00/tumblr_inline_nyhhy608ge1saw726_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f12cc3104b32294f1a27782ad100b00/tumblr_inline_nzg2k3hyJK1s8xuq8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="257" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f12cc3104b32294f1a27782ad100b00/tumblr_inline_nyhhy608ge1saw726_540.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.</p> </blockquote> <p>I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.</p></blockquote>

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Blessed, Target, and Tumblr: <p><a href="http://drakdoodles.tumblr.com/post/173395527332/drakdoodles-character-i-made-in-a-spur-of-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">drakdoodles</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://drakdoodles.tumblr.com/post/173370788607/character-i-made-in-a-spur-of-the-moment-kinda" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">drakdoodles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Character I made in a spur of the moment kinda thing. Blessed moon cow…<br/>Her name is Dolly and she works at that milk bar w Doris and others. She’s been blessed by Lunarette and has really sweet milk (and a lot of it).<br/>She really wants to be a mom.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="829" data-orig-width="803"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff24e6a4fc6e2804718c58a3cdbda04c/tumblr_inline_p7wzqdUMzd1rvfqn8_540.png" data-orig-height="829" data-orig-width="803"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="833" data-orig-width="973"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9af40247dfa75e2077d85af3d8b3ded/tumblr_inline_p7wzqkJWUU1rvfqn8_540.png" data-orig-height="833" data-orig-width="973"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="842" data-orig-width="831"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b13205b4ade0134afc9b7d7a4ff49e2a/tumblr_inline_p7wzqqZgVw1rvfqn8_540.png" data-orig-height="842" data-orig-width="831"/></figure><p>dirty added</p> </blockquote>

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Birthday, Blessed, and Cute: Every Thursdav, my daughter gets so excited to stand out on the sidewalk and wave to her favorite trashman! Last week, she decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin. To our surprise, it iust so happened that the Thursday she picked was his biřthday! He said it was the only gift he received. The smile on both of their faces were priceless <p><a href="http://politicallyincorrectpug.tumblr.com/post/158091836510/tooiconic-prozd-mahouali-kandyie" class="tumblr_blog">politicallyincorrectpug</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://tooiconic.tumblr.com/post/158090903261/prozd-mahouali-kandyie-scumbag-vanguard" class="tumblr_blog">tooiconic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prozd.tumblr.com/post/144040634897">prozd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mahouali.tumblr.com/post/144021729713">mahouali</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kandyie.tumblr.com/post/144015620683">kandyie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scumbag-vanguard.tumblr.com/post/143958732157">scumbag-vanguard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ctron164.tumblr.com/post/143769717831">ctron164</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herdreadsrock.tumblr.com/post/143638352119">herdreadsrock</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how</p></blockquote> <p>Awwww</p> </blockquote> <p><b>This story was different actually??? And even better???<br/></b><br/>The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. <br/><br/>It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dbb713ce2135030f0626af3400a51ff0/tumblr_inline_o6rxnt09SM1r032lu_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14f83e2dde9d16bc419ad703220711c5/tumblr_inline_p7g89p8HR91qf2dlx_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dbb713ce2135030f0626af3400a51ff0/tumblr_inline_o6rxnt09SM1r032lu_540.jpg"/></figure><p>The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.<br/><br/>He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. <br/><br/>That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="371" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bde00bc1afda7701f9c06002557ced69/tumblr_inline_o6rxteAtze1r032lu_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/77f5490320097deb11236546ea4ed0b5/tumblr_inline_p7g89pV9XI1qf2dlx_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="371" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bde00bc1afda7701f9c06002557ced69/tumblr_inline_o6rxteAtze1r032lu_540.jpg"/></figure><p>He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/68921e009cc4e6876de909b8cee87e54/tumblr_inline_o6rxukVagd1r032lu_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7824b0b11b341240377ab284c4961fd6/tumblr_inline_p7g89qcqhI1qf2dlx_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/68921e009cc4e6876de909b8cee87e54/tumblr_inline_o6rxukVagd1r032lu_540.jpg"/></figure><p>They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5c1cec9601d419dedf84e5f986219ce/tumblr_inline_o6rxw910ti1r032lu_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/48964f34ab316bfecaec9478e9fac5d3/tumblr_inline_p7g89r9mI81qf2dlx_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5c1cec9601d419dedf84e5f986219ce/tumblr_inline_o6rxw910ti1r032lu_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The real story is even cuter 😩💕</p> </blockquote> <p>IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Flittle-girl-cupcake-garbage-man_us_5719c563e4b0d0042da8ce94&amp;t=OGEyNDU2OTU0YThlM2Y1ZTU4ZjBkNjI4NGE5OWZmMWNjMmVhODU4MSw4Wlpra1UycQ%3D%3D"><b>“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”</b></a></p> <p>c-c-cute<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>MY HEART</p> </blockquote> <p>Blessed post</p> </blockquote>

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