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        icantwritegood:
3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like
: icantwritegood:
3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like

        

            
            

                
                
                    icantwritegood:
3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like
: icantwritegood:
3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so muchโ€ฆ
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe itยดs not dead, Maybe itยดs injured and needs help, maybe heยดs suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes itโ€™s just not feasible to stop. If youโ€™re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay
: jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so muchโ€ฆ
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe itยดs not dead, Maybe itยดs injured and needs help, maybe heยดs suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes itโ€™s just not feasible to stop. If youโ€™re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay

        

            
            

                
                
                    jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so muchโ€ฆ
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe itยดs not dead, Maybe itยดs injured and needs help, maybe heยดs suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes itโ€™s just not feasible to stop. If youโ€™re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay
: jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


Iโ€™m dying at the fact that he looks only likeโ€ฆmildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



โ€œWell shit, this is not how I expected to spend my dayโ€

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so muchโ€ฆ
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe itยดs not dead, Maybe itยดs injured and needs help, maybe heยดs suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes itโ€™s just not feasible to stop. If youโ€™re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€


The real reason we havenโ€™t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and donโ€™t want to come back until we apologise: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€


The real reason we havenโ€™t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and donโ€™t want to come back until we apologise
        

            
            

                
                
                    m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€


The real reason we havenโ€™t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and donโ€™t want to come back until we apologise: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€


The real reason we havenโ€™t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and donโ€™t want to come back until we apologise
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€
: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€

        

            
            

                
                
                    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
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the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€
: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

โ€œthere is intelligent life out there but itโ€™s really fuckin tackyโ€

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        thejorie:

xilast-zurvifferman:

thejorie:

jackbecq:

thejorie:

19leahjade96:

thejorie:

madamekagamine:

thejorie:

gccgrimm:

thejorie:

gucciballs:

thejorie:

peble:

thejorie:

My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

Itโ€™s called a buntโ€ฆ. Not weed cigaretteโ€ฆ And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They donโ€™t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Iโ€™m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iโ€™m so mad.

Yourย โ€œweed smoking girlfriendโ€ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpโ€ฆ. Donโ€™t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donโ€™t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGย 

Well that escalated quicklyโ€ฆโ€ฆ

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenโ€™t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iโ€™m yelling so loud and now Iโ€™m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canโ€™t take anymore. Iโ€™m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that โ€œI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSโ€, โ€œTHEY ALL KISS MEโ€, and โ€œTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRโ€.

and letโ€™s not forget the โ€œBlaizโ€ and her โ€œwicked tatโ€, or that he doesnโ€™t โ€œwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againโ€, and that this is โ€œthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGโ€.

โ€œthe goo pile that is now your bodyโ€

iโ€™m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itโ€™ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiotโ€ฆ*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omgย 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iโ€™m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heโ€™s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iโ€™m still ย at the bar. You look to the exit, thereโ€™s still time. But thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. ย I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenโ€™t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iโ€™m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itโ€™s like that only instead of boots itโ€™s my muscles and instead of walking itโ€™s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your familyโ€ฆ Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insultedย theย Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playingโ€ฆ no playing you fuck. No playingโ€ฆ it was real.. the realest thing Iโ€™ve ever know.. feltโ€ฆ Love. I loved themโ€ฆ Blaizโ€ฆ. Chas-Chasโ€ฆ Funkโ€ฆ I loved all three of emโ€ฆ but theyโ€ฆ*My face is wet with tears and Iโ€™m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left meโ€ฆ leftโ€ฆ *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!ย *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.ย โ€˜Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.โ€™ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left meโ€ฆ * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
: thejorie:

xilast-zurvifferman:

thejorie:

jackbecq:

thejorie:

19leahjade96:

thejorie:

madamekagamine:

thejorie:

gccgrimm:

thejorie:

gucciballs:

thejorie:

peble:

thejorie:

My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

Itโ€™s called a buntโ€ฆ. Not weed cigaretteโ€ฆ And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They donโ€™t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Iโ€™m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iโ€™m so mad.

Yourย โ€œweed smoking girlfriendโ€ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpโ€ฆ. Donโ€™t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donโ€™t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGย 

Well that escalated quicklyโ€ฆโ€ฆ

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenโ€™t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iโ€™m yelling so loud and now Iโ€™m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canโ€™t take anymore. Iโ€™m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that โ€œI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSโ€, โ€œTHEY ALL KISS MEโ€, and โ€œTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRโ€.

and letโ€™s not forget the โ€œBlaizโ€ and her โ€œwicked tatโ€, or that he doesnโ€™t โ€œwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againโ€, and that this is โ€œthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGโ€.

โ€œthe goo pile that is now your bodyโ€

iโ€™m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itโ€™ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiotโ€ฆ*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omgย 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iโ€™m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heโ€™s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iโ€™m still ย at the bar. You look to the exit, thereโ€™s still time. But thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. ย I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenโ€™t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iโ€™m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itโ€™s like that only instead of boots itโ€™s my muscles and instead of walking itโ€™s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your familyโ€ฆ Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insultedย theย Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playingโ€ฆ no playing you fuck. No playingโ€ฆ it was real.. the realest thing Iโ€™ve ever know.. feltโ€ฆ Love. I loved themโ€ฆ Blaizโ€ฆ. Chas-Chasโ€ฆ Funkโ€ฆ I loved all three of emโ€ฆ but theyโ€ฆ*My face is wet with tears and Iโ€™m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left meโ€ฆ leftโ€ฆ *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!ย *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.ย โ€˜Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.โ€™ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left meโ€ฆ * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

        

            
            

                
                
                    thejorie:

xilast-zurvifferman:

thejorie:

jackbecq:

thejorie:

19leahjade96:

thejorie:

madamekagamine:

thejorie:

gccgrimm:

thejorie:

gucciballs:

thejorie:

peble:

thejorie:

My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

Itโ€™s called a buntโ€ฆ. Not weed cigaretteโ€ฆ And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They donโ€™t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Iโ€™m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iโ€™m so mad.

Yourย โ€œweed smoking girlfriendโ€ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpโ€ฆ. Donโ€™t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donโ€™t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGย 

Well that escalated quicklyโ€ฆโ€ฆ

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenโ€™t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iโ€™m yelling so loud and now Iโ€™m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canโ€™t take anymore. Iโ€™m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that โ€œI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSโ€, โ€œTHEY ALL KISS MEโ€, and โ€œTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRโ€.

and letโ€™s not forget the โ€œBlaizโ€ and her โ€œwicked tatโ€, or that he doesnโ€™t โ€œwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againโ€, and that this is โ€œthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGโ€.

โ€œthe goo pile that is now your bodyโ€

iโ€™m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itโ€™ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiotโ€ฆ*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omgย 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iโ€™m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heโ€™s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iโ€™m still ย at the bar. You look to the exit, thereโ€™s still time. But thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. ย I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenโ€™t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iโ€™m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itโ€™s like that only instead of boots itโ€™s my muscles and instead of walking itโ€™s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your familyโ€ฆ Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insultedย theย Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playingโ€ฆ no playing you fuck. No playingโ€ฆ it was real.. the realest thing Iโ€™ve ever know.. feltโ€ฆ Love. I loved themโ€ฆ Blaizโ€ฆ. Chas-Chasโ€ฆ Funkโ€ฆ I loved all three of emโ€ฆ but theyโ€ฆ*My face is wet with tears and Iโ€™m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left meโ€ฆ leftโ€ฆ *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!ย *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.ย โ€˜Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.โ€™ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left meโ€ฆ * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
: thejorie:

xilast-zurvifferman:

thejorie:

jackbecq:

thejorie:

19leahjade96:

thejorie:

madamekagamine:

thejorie:

gccgrimm:

thejorie:

gucciballs:

thejorie:

peble:

thejorie:

My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

Itโ€™s called a buntโ€ฆ. Not weed cigaretteโ€ฆ And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They donโ€™t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Iโ€™m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iโ€™m so mad.

Yourย โ€œweed smoking girlfriendโ€ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpโ€ฆ. Donโ€™t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donโ€™t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGย 

Well that escalated quicklyโ€ฆโ€ฆ

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenโ€™t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iโ€™m yelling so loud and now Iโ€™m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canโ€™t take anymore. Iโ€™m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that โ€œI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSโ€, โ€œTHEY ALL KISS MEโ€, and โ€œTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRโ€.

and letโ€™s not forget the โ€œBlaizโ€ and her โ€œwicked tatโ€, or that he doesnโ€™t โ€œwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againโ€, and that this is โ€œthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGโ€.

โ€œthe goo pile that is now your bodyโ€

iโ€™m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itโ€™ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiotโ€ฆ*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omgย 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iโ€™m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heโ€™s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iโ€™m still ย at the bar. You look to the exit, thereโ€™s still time. But thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not, thereโ€™s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. ย I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenโ€™t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iโ€™m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itโ€™s like that only instead of boots itโ€™s my muscles and instead of walking itโ€™s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your familyโ€ฆ Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insultedย theย Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playingโ€ฆ no playing you fuck. No playingโ€ฆ it was real.. the realest thing Iโ€™ve ever know.. feltโ€ฆ Love. I loved themโ€ฆ Blaizโ€ฆ. Chas-Chasโ€ฆ Funkโ€ฆ I loved all three of emโ€ฆ but theyโ€ฆ*My face is wet with tears and Iโ€™m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left meโ€ฆ leftโ€ฆ *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!ย *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.ย โ€˜Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.โ€™ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left meโ€ฆ * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        theonlysaylor:
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.ย 
As always, click for HD.
: emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS
 anticipation rubbing hands together
 slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move
 awe
 clapping hands, shaking with laughter
 amusement
 slapping thighs, throwing head back
 biting smile back
 furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing
 ander
 or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth
 throbbing veins in neck, scowling
 glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing
 annoyance
 fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry
 quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing
 anxiety
 biting nails, stuttering, biting lip
 yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet
 boredom
 or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair
 lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back
 straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement
 confidence
 tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging,
 squinting
 confusion
 lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips
 contempt

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile,
 shaking head, rolling eyes
 cynical
 one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring
 necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/
 nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down
 deceptive
 hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no
 shaking head while saving ves, licking lips
 covering/touching mouth
 crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object
 or person between self and percieved threat
 defensive
 winking, touching hair or clothing, eye
 contact, looking up through lashes, arching
 des1ire
 dilated pupils, stretching
 wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious)
 raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious),
 crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away
 clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch
 disqust
 frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed
 lips, narrowed eyes
 displeasure
 fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed
 distress
 plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing
 sleeves, holding self, trembling
 blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to
 embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self,
 blinking back tears, looking down or at lights
 rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off
 slouching, closing eyes, moving slow
 fatique

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders,
 flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self
 fear
 shaking head, pinching bridge of nose
 frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands
 grinding/clenching teeth
 shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling,
 shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling
 in on self, lashing out/hitting things
 grief
 smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping
 hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes
 happiness
 eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking
 honesty
 upwards
 tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers
 impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time
 sighing, looking away
 crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour
 expression, tight 1ips
 jealousy
 hands clenched or gripping something
 overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms
 to forehead, staring off
 talking fast, leaning forward, nodding,
 raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed
 passionate
 handshake
 smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking
 goading, giggling, laughing
 playful

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed,
 flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back
 pleasure
 chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest
 out, firm handshake, open/spread posture
 pride
 biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms
 dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose
 reluctance
 slouched posture, holding self, hesitant,
 sadness
 quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking,
 tremblling
 tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed
 arms, looking down/away, covering face
 secretiveness
 bury face in hands, looking down/away
 slumped posture, pressed lips, straight
 mouth, wet eyes
 shame
 eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands
 over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away
 shock
 dropping objects in hand (s)
 avoiding eye contact, looking away/down
 blushing, bending head, keeping distance
 shyness
 stepping away, holding self
 smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth
 twitch upwards
 smugnesS
 narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown
 tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways
 watchful agaze
 closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching
 thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose
 stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand
theonlysaylor:
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.ย 
As always, click for HD.

        

            
            

                
                
                    theonlysaylor:
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.ย 
As always, click for HD.
: emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS
 anticipation rubbing hands together
 slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move
 awe
 clapping hands, shaking with laughter
 amusement
 slapping thighs, throwing head back
 biting smile back
 furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing
 ander
 or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth
 throbbing veins in neck, scowling
 glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing
 annoyance
 fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry
 quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing
 anxiety
 biting nails, stuttering, biting lip
 yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet
 boredom
 or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair
 lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back
 straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement
 confidence
 tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging,
 squinting
 confusion
 lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips
 contempt

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile,
 shaking head, rolling eyes
 cynical
 one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring
 necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/
 nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down
 deceptive
 hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no
 shaking head while saving ves, licking lips
 covering/touching mouth
 crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object
 or person between self and percieved threat
 defensive
 winking, touching hair or clothing, eye
 contact, looking up through lashes, arching
 des1ire
 dilated pupils, stretching
 wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious)
 raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious),
 crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away
 clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch
 disqust
 frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed
 lips, narrowed eyes
 displeasure
 fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed
 distress
 plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing
 sleeves, holding self, trembling
 blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to
 embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self,
 blinking back tears, looking down or at lights
 rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off
 slouching, closing eyes, moving slow
 fatique

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders,
 flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self
 fear
 shaking head, pinching bridge of nose
 frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands
 grinding/clenching teeth
 shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling,
 shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling
 in on self, lashing out/hitting things
 grief
 smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping
 hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes
 happiness
 eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking
 honesty
 upwards
 tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers
 impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time
 sighing, looking away
 crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour
 expression, tight 1ips
 jealousy
 hands clenched or gripping something
 overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms
 to forehead, staring off
 talking fast, leaning forward, nodding,
 raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed
 passionate
 handshake
 smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking
 goading, giggling, laughing
 playful

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed,
 flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back
 pleasure
 chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest
 out, firm handshake, open/spread posture
 pride
 biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms
 dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose
 reluctance
 slouched posture, holding self, hesitant,
 sadness
 quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking,
 tremblling
 tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed
 arms, looking down/away, covering face
 secretiveness
 bury face in hands, looking down/away
 slumped posture, pressed lips, straight
 mouth, wet eyes
 shame
 eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands
 over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away
 shock
 dropping objects in hand (s)
 avoiding eye contact, looking away/down
 blushing, bending head, keeping distance
 shyness
 stepping away, holding self
 smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth
 twitch upwards
 smugnesS
 narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown
 tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways
 watchful agaze
 closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching
 thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose
 stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand
theonlysaylor:
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.ย 
As always, click for HD.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
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the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

        

            
            

                
                
                    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

โ€œI know this is horrible,โ€ del Toro continues. โ€œYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnโ€™t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnโ€™t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, โ€œMountain of the Four,โ€ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, โ€˜Letโ€™s go to the highway.โ€™ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, โ€˜Honk and flash the lights.โ€™ And we started honking.โ€
The UFO, says del Toro, โ€œWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second โ€” and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichรฉd, with lights [blinking]. Itโ€™s so sad: I wish I could reveal theyโ€™re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.โ€
(x)



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doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

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imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reac...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        First I was afraid, I was petrified: 'Dream
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 her. With no training, he gave white sedan with its hazard Scott's the kind of person who lifesaving techniques, go to
 her CPR that may have saved lights blinking in a dirt pull runs to open doors for wom redcross.org/take a-class for
 her life.
 even after a federal fud
 That decision will c
 off by Sixth Avenue and Drexel
 Road. Scott never brings his
 a variety of classes and prices
 See CPR, A2
 "I've never prepared myself
 ANALYSIS
 Despite falling home sales, many properties still
 not affordable forpotential middle-class buyers
First I was afraid, I was petrified
        

            
            

                
                
                    First I was afraid, I was petrified: 'Dream
 Unified Sc
 FA
 aturday, Ja
 8:00 a.m.-1
 Sunnyside High School 1
 en
 Department of Transport
 who has an Employment
 issued by the Departmen
 citrity is entitled to a state
 Cross Scott. who works at a local tire center
 MPZ CHesTYใƒŽARtZON40AO STAR
 motor vehicle.
 Local man saves woman withP
 helearned fromTV's'The Office,
 The action came as i
 4 2018 T
 Campbell that
 issue leento% to every
 ฤฐstan ca-
 Court rejected the st
 "dreamers"- those
 States flegally as chl
 censed
 By Danyelle Khmara
 for CPR in my life" Scott said. phone when driving custom
 I had no idea what I was do- ers' vehicles, to avoid theds CPR CLASSES
 But Ducey insisted
 gated to issue licenses t
 ernment placed in oth
 grams, lHike the victims
 RIZONA DALY STA
 Nothing in Cross Scott's ing:
 ife prepared him for finding Scott, the lead shop tech driving.
 traction of taking a call while
 The Red Cross ofters free
 hand-only CPR 30-minute
 steering wheel, her lips blae, Auto Care on South Siath Av. at Jack Purrier for three yearstono fnd cut aboufclesses
 clined to comment, st
 He says he fust reacted. He enue and East Valencia Road, But he's been working since call 520-381-6740
 lawsuit were being maฤ
 broke a back window, opened was test-driving a customer's he was 14, often times more To take more extensive classment of Transportatio
 her door and crawled on top of car on Jan. 1l when he saw the than one job. Tall and lanky, es In CPR and a host of other ously said he wanted
 her. With no training, he gave white sedan with its hazard Scott's the kind of person who lifesaving techniques, go to
 her CPR that may have saved lights blinking in a dirt pull runs to open doors for wom redcross.org/take a-class for
 her life.
 even after a federal fud
 That decision will c
 off by Sixth Avenue and Drexel
 Road. Scott never brings his
 a variety of classes and prices
 See CPR, A2
 "I've never prepared myself
 ANALYSIS
 Despite falling home sales, many properties still
 not affordable forpotential middle-class buyers
First I was afraid, I was petrified
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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