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        Apparently, Baseball, and Beautiful: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
Tumblr Crime Show
        

            
            

                
                
                    Apparently, Baseball, and Beautiful: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
Tumblr Crime Show
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50%
 COOL
 WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED
 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light.
 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off
 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard
 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool
 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser!
 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me.
 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now.
 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
 16. I will never do one toke.
 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking.
 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life.
 22. Nah, bongs are wrong
 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good
 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps
 25.I don't think so, l'm
 33. That's a death "roach." No.
 41. Lay off,I isten to the law.
 ay o
 47. You're domb if you do "dank."
 m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV
 www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial
13/10 choose 20 and 29!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50%
 COOL
 WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED
 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light.
 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off
 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard
 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool
 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser!
 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me.
 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now.
 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
 16. I will never do one toke.
 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking.
 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life.
 22. Nah, bongs are wrong
 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good
 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps
 25.I don't think so, l'm
 33. That's a death "roach." No.
 41. Lay off,I isten to the law.
 ay o
 47. You're domb if you do "dank."
 m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV
 www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial
13/10 choose 20 and 29!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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