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Animals, Best Friend, and Fucking: 11 Erika Heidewald Φ Following @erikaheidewald Are you straight and considering going to #Pride2017 ? Here's a brief thread of things you should know. RETWEETS LIKES 360 463 11:00 AM- 10 Jun 2017 360 463 9 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald-22h 1. Pride is about LGBTQ+ people, so you must be an ally to all kinds of queer people. It's not ok to be an ally to gays but not trans ppl 55316 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 2. LGBT people are humans celebrating being themselves, we arent zoo animals. No gawking or touching without permission. 다 26 ·235 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 3. If you're a straight man and you hit on a lesbian at Pride, you go straight to hell 57354 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 4. Pride isn't some sexual free for all with no rules. Not all LGBT people are even sexual. Don't touch people without their permission! 37272 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 5. Straight girls- gay men do not exist to be your gay best friend 582 Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-22h 6. Pride isnt about you, so don't try and make it about you. You're a guest 34223 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 7. Pride isn't always happy. Pride comes out of struggle & sometimes people may be angry at our cis-heteronormative world. Be ok with that Erika Heidewald İİ, Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 8. You aren't there to judge, you're there to support. Let people be themselves, for some people it's the only time of year they really can. 다 26 190 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 9. Lesbians and bi girls are not at Pride to find straight men to have threesomes with and if you proposition t you go straight to hel 115422 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 10. LGBT people are diverse in every way. Don't just be an ally of white male-identifying, or able-bodied LGBT people. Be intersectional Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-21h Frida and I made a video on this topic yesterday, and there are some important thoughts in the comment section too SHOULD STRAIGHT PEOPLE GO TO PRIDE? Should straight people go to pride? LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! @erikaandfrida on IG and Snapchat https://twitter.com/erikaandfrida erikaandfrida.tumblr. youtube.com 다 16 86 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h not trying to get in a fight this year. #Pride201 33214 And lastly, do not fucking touch people without their permission because I'm profeminist: Thread source Reblogging in anticipation of #PrideMonth2019
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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves. Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprint’s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves. Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprint’s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves. Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprint’s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves. Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprint’s Magic.

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Chill, Comfortable, and Relationships: Magic Results in Your Fingerprints Your fingerprint patterns: Left hand Right hand 0 0 Thumb Index Middle Ring Little Little Ring Middle Your personality: Honest, cheerful and emotional and you easily get moved and excited. Quick-tempered, speaking and acting quickly You are extroverted and concerned by the things around you, maintaining friendly relationships. Extremely enthusiastic about your work, and when start a task you follow it through to the end You tend not to insist your opinion strongly, and change it according to the environment. Your inborn physical potential: Free You are chill-bodied and may have gastroptosis by nature, so you need to pay attention to this. You are very sensitive, but be aware that continual stresses are the cause of every disease. You have a good appetite and a healthy digestive system. You sweat a lot, and talking too much might make you get tired quickly You need plenty of exercise to keep yourself healthy. Your lung capacity is small, so it is good to take deep breaths often. Swimming and running are suitable sports for you Suitable diet and miscellaneous traits: Free Highly nutritious foods with plenty of vegetable oil are good for your health. Overeating oily foods, spicy foods and cold foods are not favorable. Usually you are a heavy drinker. Colors such as green should be relaxing and comfortable for you. Your sexual feature: Free fingerinth: Wow! I had no idea that fingerprints could tell us so much about ourselves. Fingerinth (the labyrinth in your finger) helps you to understand the real you with your fingerprint patterns.  Visit fingerinth.com to explore Fingerprint’s Magic.

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England, Fucking, and Stephen: A Portrait of James Il's 'Husband' Has Reappeared in Glasgovw "I desire only to live in this world for your sake," the king wrote to him. BY NATASHA FROST SEPTEMBER 25, 2017 A LOST PORTRAIT OF THE man whom English king James I referred to as his "husband," "sweet heart," and the one he loved "more than anvone else" has emerged from conservation work and been authenticated, after having been mistaken for a copy for centuries, the BBC reports. George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, rose to prominence in court after catching the king's eye at a hunt. This 17th-century painting of him, now known to be by the Flemish great Peter Paul Rubens, had been concealed by layers of dirt, as well as later "improvements." In the painting, Villiers is depicted wearing an elaborate lace collar and a sash. He was known for his good looks, and had been described as "the handsomest-bodied man in all of England," with a "lovely complexion." James I lavished attention and care on him, and called him "Steenie" after St. Stephen, who was said to have had the face of an angel. However, whether Villiers and James I were lovers in the modern sense of the word has been a source of some contention. In their letters, James I states how he wept so profusely at their parting "that I can scarcelv see to write. But scholars have argued that such sentiments are not atypical of male friendship in the 17th and 18th centuries. The rumors flared up upon the 2008 discoverv of a secret passage in one of the king's homes linking their bedchambers. runawayrat: squidsticks: King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband* Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens Im fucking deceased
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Apparently, Best Friend, and Dude: thorsbian Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes out....tonight is that night thorsbian eue Got Winner Folks, and thorsbian So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt's name. We don't know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and that's tonight's Family Scandal! Isnt Florida asshole everyone in Florida?
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England, Stephen, and Tumblr: squidsticks A Portrait of James l's Husband' Has Reappeared in Glasgow "I desire only to live in this world for your sake," the king wrote to him. BY NATASHA FROST SEPTEMBER 25, 2017 0) A LOST PORTRAIT OF THE man whom English king James I referred to as his "husband," "sweet heart," and the one he loved "more than anyone else" has emerged from conservation work and been authenticated, after having been mistaken for a copy for centuries, the BBC reports, George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, rose to prominence in court after catching the king's eye at a hunt. This 17th-century painting of him, now known to be by the Flemish great Peter Paul Rubens, had been concealed by layers of dirt, as well as later improvements." In the painting, Villiers is depicted wearing an elaborate lace collar and a sash. He was known for his good looks, and had been described as "the handsomest-bodied marn in all of England," with a "lovely complexion." James I lavished attention and care on him, and called him Steenie" after St. Stephen, who was said to have had In the painting, Villiers is depicted wearing an elaborate lace collar and a sash. He was known for his good looks, and had been described as "the handsomest-bodied man in all of England," with a “lovely complexion." James I lavished attention and care on him, and called him Steenie" after St. Stephen, who was said to have had the face of an angel. However, whether Villiers and James I were lovers in the modern sense of the word has been a source of some contention. In their letters James I states how he wept so profusely at their parting, "that I can scarcely see to write." But scholars have argued that such sentiments are not atypical of male friendship in the 17th and 18th centuries. The rumors flared up upon the 2008 discovery of a secret passage in one of the king's homes linking their bedchambers King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband* Historians: it's very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let's not look at this through a 21st century lens Fuente: squidsticks 117,177 notas Dammit straight people

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England, Stephen, and Target: A Portrait of James Il's 'Husband' Has Reappeared in Glasgovw "I desire only to live in this world for your sake," the king wrote to him. BY NATASHA FROST SEPTEMBER 25, 2017 A LOST PORTRAIT OF THE man whom English king James I referred to as his "husband," "sweet heart," and the one he loved "more than anvone else" has emerged from conservation work and been authenticated, after having been mistaken for a copy for centuries, the BBC reports. George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, rose to prominence in court after catching the king's eye at a hunt. This 17th-century painting of him, now known to be by the Flemish great Peter Paul Rubens, had been concealed by layers of dirt, as well as later "improvements." In the painting, Villiers is depicted wearing an elaborate lace collar and a sash. He was known for his good looks, and had been described as "the handsomest-bodied man in all of England," with a "lovely complexion." James I lavished attention and care on him, and called him "Steenie" after St. Stephen, who was said to have had the face of an angel. However, whether Villiers and James I were lovers in the modern sense of the word has been a source of some contention. In their letters, James I states how he wept so profusely at their parting "that I can scarcelv see to write. But scholars have argued that such sentiments are not atypical of male friendship in the 17th and 18th centuries. The rumors flared up upon the 2008 discoverv of a secret passage in one of the king's homes linking their bedchambers. squidsticks: King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband* Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

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Ass, Funny, and Head: thatscorpionbitch Like, 90% of infomercial style products were designed by/for disabled people, but you wouldn't know that, because there is no viable market for them. THey have to be marketted and sold to abled people just so that any money can be made of off them and so the people who actually need them will have access I think snuggies are the one example almest e invented for wheelchair users (Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a coat on and off of someone in a wheelchair? Cause it's PRETTY FUCKIN HARD.) But now everyone just acts like they're some quirky, white people thing- and not A PRODUCT DESIGNED TO MAKE PEOPLES DAY TO DAY LIVES 10000X EASIER. everyone knows. They we re But if at any point you were to take your head out of your own ass and go "Hey who would a product like this benefit," that would be really cool swamp-spirit This makes informational make so much sense now Like... of course there's no reason for that guy to knock over that bowl of chips. However, the person it was actually designed for has constant hand tremors that would make this pretty rad, but since we don't want to show that in a commercial, here's an able bodied guy who can't remember how gravity works. Shit. Those commercials suddenly get a lot less funny when you realize it's pretty much just people ineptly trying to mimic disability xtremecaffeine Or like the thing for the eggs? Like, oh, it cracks eggs perfectly, you only need one hand? IT WAS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY HAVE THE USE OF ONE HAND Or the juice bottle pourer? For people who're TOO LAZY TO POUR THEIR OWN JUICE? Or FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFICULTY BEARING WEIGHT IN THE HANDS silenceofthecam It's amazing how with just a few words by a few people, my whole perspective on something can shift entirely fumblingcuriosities I feel so ignorant for never having realized this before Makes a lot more sense now
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America, Blackpeopletwitter, and Blessed: Marvel 1 hr MARVE Cosplayers gathered for photos at Katsucon's Marvel meet-up! View the gallery on Marvel.com: http://bit.ly/2CAoC9P Cosplay at Katsucon Black Panther, Captain America, Wasp, and more joined us for the Marvel meet-up NEWS MARVEL.COM Like Commert Share Fat black panther and a dora milaje with hair. Going for full authenticity huh? Like Reply 1h He and Fat Spiderman should work out together. Like Reply 1h I would so watch a fat avengers vs the treacherous obeastity Like Reply-1h Thicc Black Panther actually does work out (and even if he didn't it wouldn't matter) and I'm specifically cosplaying #Nakia who has hair & is wearing the #DoraMilaje armor for defense purposes but isn't a Dora (as shown in the film). I carry the staff for help walking because I am disabled Cosplay isn't only about authenticity but having fun with your friends, regardless of how you look. Like Reply 27m It was a joke. This is the internet. My opinion or words should mean nothing to you because I do not know you or anything about you. Sorry you actually spent time explaining yourself. You don't need to Like Reply 24m I know it's the internet, don't worry, your opinions & words are indeed meaningless. I don't comment to explain, I comment to spread positivity. When I see dirt, I plant a flower in it. Obviously, the dirt doesn't care about the flower, and I don't care about the dirt, but a nice person may pass by, see the flower and smile. Have a blessed day! Like Reply Write a reply... <p>Bodied by a Thick Body (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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England, Stephen, and Tumblr: A Portrait of James Il's 'Husband' Has Reappeared in Glasgovw "I desire only to live in this world for your sake," the king wrote to him. BY NATASHA FROST SEPTEMBER 25, 2017 A LOST PORTRAIT OF THE man whom English king James I referred to as his "husband," "sweet heart," and the one he loved "more than anvone else" has emerged from conservation work and been authenticated, after having been mistaken for a copy for centuries, the BBC reports. George Villiers, the first Duke of Buckingham, rose to prominence in court after catching the king's eye at a hunt. This 17th-century painting of him, now known to be by the Flemish great Peter Paul Rubens, had been concealed by layers of dirt, as well as later "improvements." In the painting, Villiers is depicted wearing an elaborate lace collar and a sash. He was known for his good looks, and had been described as "the handsomest-bodied man in all of England," with a "lovely complexion." James I lavished attention and care on him, and called him "Steenie" after St. Stephen, who was said to have had the face of an angel. However, whether Villiers and James I were lovers in the modern sense of the word has been a source of some contention. In their letters, James I states how he wept so profusely at their parting "that I can scarcelv see to write. But scholars have argued that such sentiments are not atypical of male friendship in the 17th and 18th centuries. The rumors flared up upon the 2008 discoverv of a secret passage in one of the king's homes linking their bedchambers. squidsticks: King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband* Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

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Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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