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Goals, Lean, and Memes: Cal Andrews @candrews_21 Goals for 2019: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body l had before the accident. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident". Accidentally falling face first into calzones.

Goals, Lean, and Memes: Cal Andrews
@candrews_21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
Accidentally falling face first into calzones.

Goals, Lean, and Memes: Cal Andrews
@candrews_21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
Accidentally falling face first into calzones.

Accidentally falling face first into calzones.

Love, Memes, and Power: One day you're going to come across a man that will worship the ground you walk on. Do not stop until vou find that man. He will love you and cherish every inch you personality, body, mind, etc And he will do everything in his power not to lose vou. Don't settle for half the man. LifeLearnedFeelings <3

Love, Memes, and Power: One day you're going to
come across a man that will
worship the ground you walk
on. Do not stop until vou find
that man. He will love you
and cherish every inch you
personality, body, mind, etc
And he will do everything in
his power not to lose vou.
Don't settle for half the man.
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

Love, Memes, and Power: One day you're going to
come across a man that will
worship the ground you walk
on. Do not stop until vou find
that man. He will love you
and cherish every inch you
personality, body, mind, etc
And he will do everything in
his power not to lose vou.
Don't settle for half the man.
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

<3

Help, How To, and How: I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember I know how to hide a dead body.

Help, How To, and How: I'm the kind of friend who
will help you hide a dead body,
but if you betray me,
just remember
I know how to hide a
dead body.

Help, How To, and How: I'm the kind of friend who
will help you hide a dead body,
but if you betray me,
just remember
I know how to hide a
dead body.

Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T 2:40 PM * 76% ), 2 People Hi Mom, Dad I was going to wait until Mom got home to announce this in person, but I don't want to wait any longer. I recently discovered/ realized that I'm trans. I don't want to have a big giant discussion about this so l'm going to address what believe to be the most pressing questions right here No, it's not a personality Message X, á Pay 2 2:40 PM 2 People No, it's not a personality thing that I've beern repressing, it's just my body not feeling right. I'm still going to have the same personality that you know and love No, this is not some spur of the moment things, I've had these feelings for several years now, but it took getting linked to a transgender meme subreddit for me to understand what they meant. Yes, I do eventually Message X, á Pay Il AT&T 2:40 PM 2 People Yes, I do eventually want hormone treatments. Wether I want surgery or not is something I'll decide at a later date No I don't know how I'lI break the news to grandma, still figuring that out. I do know how I want to go about it with my friends and other family though No I am not into guys, so I guess that makes me lesbian as well. Message X, á Pay 2 AT&T 2:41 PM * 76% 2 People Thank you for all your love and support. l don't want to discuss this more until I get home today, and even then, I want some time to myself first. Please call me Grace Dad Woah First off know that we love you and will support you. I'll talk to you some more tonight. Message 0 Pay 2 I came out to my parents

Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T
2:40 PM
* 76%
),
2 People
Hi Mom, Dad
I was going to wait until
Mom got home to
announce this in
person, but I don't want
to wait any longer.
I recently discovered/
realized that I'm trans.
I don't want to have a
big giant discussion
about this so l'm going
to address what
believe to be the most
pressing questions right
here
No, it's not a personality
Message
X,
á Pay
2

2:40 PM
2 People
No, it's not a personality
thing that I've beern
repressing, it's just my
body not feeling right.
I'm still going to have
the same personality
that you know and love
No, this is not some
spur of the moment
things, I've had these
feelings for several
years now, but it took
getting linked to a
transgender meme
subreddit for me to
understand what they
meant.
Yes, I do eventually
Message
X,
á Pay

Il AT&T
2:40 PM
2 People
Yes, I do eventually
want hormone
treatments.
Wether I want surgery
or not is something I'll
decide at a later date
No I don't know how I'lI
break the news to
grandma, still figuring
that out. I do know how
I want to go about it
with my friends and
other family though
No I am not into guys,
so I guess that makes
me lesbian as well.
Message
X,
á Pay
2

AT&T
2:41 PM
* 76%
2 People
Thank you for all your
love and support.
l don't want to discuss
this more until I get
home today, and even
then, I want some time
to myself first.
Please call me Grace
Dad
Woah
First off know that we
love you and will
support you.
I'll talk to you some
more tonight.
Message
0
Pay
2
I came out to my parents

Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T
2:40 PM
* 76%
),
2 People
Hi Mom, Dad
I was going to wait until
Mom got home to
announce this in
person, but I don't want
to wait any longer.
I recently discovered/
realized that I'm trans.
I don't want to have a
big giant discussion
about this so l'm going
to address what
believe to be the most
pressing questions right
here
No, it's not a personality
Message
X,
á Pay
2

2:40 PM
2 People
No, it's not a personality
thing that I've beern
repressing, it's just my
body not feeling right.
I'm still going to have
the same personality
that you know and love
No, this is not some
spur of the moment
things, I've had these
feelings for several
years now, but it took
getting linked to a
transgender meme
subreddit for me to
understand what they
meant.
Yes, I do eventually
Message
X,
á Pay

Il AT&T
2:40 PM
2 People
Yes, I do eventually
want hormone
treatments.
Wether I want surgery
or not is something I'll
decide at a later date
No I don't know how I'lI
break the news to
grandma, still figuring
that out. I do know how
I want to go about it
with my friends and
other family though
No I am not into guys,
so I guess that makes
me lesbian as well.
Message
X,
á Pay
2

AT&T
2:41 PM
* 76%
2 People
Thank you for all your
love and support.
l don't want to discuss
this more until I get
home today, and even
then, I want some time
to myself first.
Please call me Grace
Dad
Woah
First off know that we
love you and will
support you.
I'll talk to you some
more tonight.
Message
0
Pay
2
I came out to my parents

Relationships, Sleep, and Who: I AM A PERSON WHO WANTS TO DO A LOT OF THINGS TRAPPED IN A BODY OF A PERSON WHO WANTS TO SLEEP A LOT

Relationships, Sleep, and Who: I AM A PERSON
WHO WANTS TO DO
A LOT OF THINGS
TRAPPED IN A BODY
OF A PERSON WHO
WANTS TO SLEEP
A LOT

Relationships, Sleep, and Who: I AM A PERSON
WHO WANTS TO DO
A LOT OF THINGS
TRAPPED IN A BODY
OF A PERSON WHO
WANTS TO SLEEP
A LOT

Depression, Living, and Mind: "Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to die"

Depression, Living, and Mind: "Depression is living in a
body that fights to survive
with a mind that tries to die"

Depression, Living, and Mind: "Depression is living in a
body that fights to survive
with a mind that tries to die"

Dank, Goals, and Lean: Cal Andrews @candrews_21 Goals for 2019: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body l had before the accident. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident".

Dank, Goals, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews_21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".

Dank, Goals, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews_21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".

Goals, Iphone, and Lean: Cal Andrews @candrews_21 Goals for 2019: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body l had before the accident. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident". 9:34 AM -1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone 2019 Goals

Goals, Iphone, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews_21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
9:34 AM -1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
2019 Goals

Goals, Iphone, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews_21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
9:34 AM -1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
2019 Goals

2019 Goals

Beautiful, Life, and Makeup: "One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn't have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it's your home, and you must decorate it."

Beautiful, Life, and Makeup: "One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I
carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I
wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that
makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn't
have anything to do with how the world perceives
you. What matters is what you see. Your body is
your temple, it's your home, and you must
decorate it."

Beautiful, Life, and Makeup: "One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I
carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I
wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that
makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn't
have anything to do with how the world perceives
you. What matters is what you see. Your body is
your temple, it's your home, and you must
decorate it."

Women, Another, and Expectation: Just another unrealistic body expectation for women https://t.co/IJ6rV8zx1K

Women, Another, and Expectation: Just another unrealistic body
expectation for women
https://t.co/IJ6rV8zx1K

Women, Another, and Expectation: Just another unrealistic body
expectation for women
https://t.co/IJ6rV8zx1K

https://t.co/IJ6rV8zx1K

Cum, Finals, and Love: f thot fitzgerald has finals pls send p... @dracomallfoys 1000 year old demons i wish i had a body to possess :// me, a tired mf who would love nothing more than to be run on auto pilot: herr–katze: saladsaladnovski: randomsplashes: me @ demons: it’s free real estate NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND Duo postulant percipitur honestatis et, eu discere deseruisse theophrastus ius. Graece doctus in vim, id nam utamur explicari. Eam id oporteat volutpat suavitate, has ei error senserit. Solet aliquid te ius, est quem ipsum ea. Ei his quod posse iriure, torquatos persecuti at qui, ei legere iuvaret reprehendunt sea. Nam scripta fabulas eu, mea ut labores persequeris. Vis ex solum contentiones, usu ex quodsi denique sententiae, at vix enim ullum error.Vel ubique explicari ne, quem ponderum ad eos. Et eius tibique eos, ea pro dicant partem abhorreant. Dolorum imperdiet ea vim, euismod laboramus cum in. Ius vero salutatus cu.Mel ad sonet accusam. Mei wisi integre persequeris te, nobis discere duo ut. Has aliquid necessitatibus ea, sit te putent commune scripserit, his ferri movet perfecto ad. Vidisse incorrupte ad pro, ad cum nostro mnesarchum voluptatum. Mei dicam feugait maluisset ex. Sit mollis eligendi ad.Id vim tota antiopam platonem, te sit audire viderer vocibus. Dicunt forensibus cotidieque te nam. Ad mel veniam corpora, ius et decore eligendi, quo falli numquam ex. Qualisque vulputate scriptorem et est, ea illum suscipit eam. Usu alienum praesent electram ea, quo utamur dolores id, dicant adipisci neglegentur eu nam. No mutat libris mea, movet persius detraxit vim cu, mel cu ceteros fabellas necessitatibus.Has ei habeo nobis decore. Nam labitur consulatu te, no malorum indoctum honestatis ius. Eu vix paulo tantas, mea ut minim atomorum consequuntur, docendi singulis cu sea. Pro ad nonumy aliquando, at possit possim vel. You’re right I don’t

Cum, Finals, and Love: f thot fitzgerald has finals pls send p...
@dracomallfoys
1000 year old demons i wish i had a body
to possess ://
me, a tired mf who would love nothing
more than to be run on auto pilot:
herr–katze:

saladsaladnovski:

randomsplashes:
me @ demons: it’s free real estate
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
Duo postulant percipitur honestatis et, eu discere deseruisse theophrastus ius. Graece doctus in vim, id nam utamur explicari. Eam id oporteat volutpat suavitate, has ei error senserit. Solet aliquid te ius, est quem ipsum ea. Ei his quod posse iriure, torquatos persecuti at qui, ei legere iuvaret reprehendunt sea. Nam scripta fabulas eu, mea ut labores persequeris. Vis ex solum contentiones, usu ex quodsi denique sententiae, at vix enim ullum error.Vel ubique explicari ne, quem ponderum ad eos. Et eius tibique eos, ea pro dicant partem abhorreant. Dolorum imperdiet ea vim, euismod laboramus cum in. Ius vero salutatus cu.Mel ad sonet accusam. Mei wisi integre persequeris te, nobis discere duo ut. Has aliquid necessitatibus ea, sit te putent commune scripserit, his ferri movet perfecto ad. Vidisse incorrupte ad pro, ad cum nostro mnesarchum voluptatum. Mei dicam feugait maluisset ex. Sit mollis eligendi ad.Id vim tota antiopam platonem, te sit audire viderer vocibus. Dicunt forensibus cotidieque te nam. Ad mel veniam corpora, ius et decore eligendi, quo falli numquam ex. Qualisque vulputate scriptorem et est, ea illum suscipit eam. Usu alienum praesent electram ea, quo utamur dolores id, dicant adipisci neglegentur eu nam. No mutat libris mea, movet persius detraxit vim cu, mel cu ceteros fabellas necessitatibus.Has ei habeo nobis decore. Nam labitur consulatu te, no malorum indoctum honestatis ius. Eu vix paulo tantas, mea ut minim atomorum consequuntur, docendi singulis cu sea. Pro ad nonumy aliquando, at possit possim vel.

You’re right I don’t

Cum, Finals, and Love: f thot fitzgerald has finals pls send p...
@dracomallfoys
1000 year old demons i wish i had a body
to possess ://
me, a tired mf who would love nothing
more than to be run on auto pilot:
herr–katze:

saladsaladnovski:

randomsplashes:
me @ demons: it’s free real estate
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
Duo postulant percipitur honestatis et, eu discere deseruisse theophrastus ius. Graece doctus in vim, id nam utamur explicari. Eam id oporteat volutpat suavitate, has ei error senserit. Solet aliquid te ius, est quem ipsum ea. Ei his quod posse iriure, torquatos persecuti at qui, ei legere iuvaret reprehendunt sea. Nam scripta fabulas eu, mea ut labores persequeris. Vis ex solum contentiones, usu ex quodsi denique sententiae, at vix enim ullum error.Vel ubique explicari ne, quem ponderum ad eos. Et eius tibique eos, ea pro dicant partem abhorreant. Dolorum imperdiet ea vim, euismod laboramus cum in. Ius vero salutatus cu.Mel ad sonet accusam. Mei wisi integre persequeris te, nobis discere duo ut. Has aliquid necessitatibus ea, sit te putent commune scripserit, his ferri movet perfecto ad. Vidisse incorrupte ad pro, ad cum nostro mnesarchum voluptatum. Mei dicam feugait maluisset ex. Sit mollis eligendi ad.Id vim tota antiopam platonem, te sit audire viderer vocibus. Dicunt forensibus cotidieque te nam. Ad mel veniam corpora, ius et decore eligendi, quo falli numquam ex. Qualisque vulputate scriptorem et est, ea illum suscipit eam. Usu alienum praesent electram ea, quo utamur dolores id, dicant adipisci neglegentur eu nam. No mutat libris mea, movet persius detraxit vim cu, mel cu ceteros fabellas necessitatibus.Has ei habeo nobis decore. Nam labitur consulatu te, no malorum indoctum honestatis ius. Eu vix paulo tantas, mea ut minim atomorum consequuntur, docendi singulis cu sea. Pro ad nonumy aliquando, at possit possim vel.

You’re right I don’t

Drinking, Funny, and Good: Me laying in bed hungover wondering why l thought drinking my body weight in tequila was a good idea 😩

Drinking, Funny, and Good: Me
laying in bed hungover wondering
why l thought drinking my body weight
in
tequila was a good idea
😩

Drinking, Funny, and Good: Me
laying in bed hungover wondering
why l thought drinking my body weight
in
tequila was a good idea
😩

😩

Drinking, Funny, and Good: Me laying in bed hungover wondering why l thought drinking my body weight in tequila was a good idea 😩

Drinking, Funny, and Good: Me
laying in bed hungover wondering
why l thought drinking my body weight
in
tequila was a good idea
😩

Drinking, Funny, and Good: Me
laying in bed hungover wondering
why l thought drinking my body weight
in
tequila was a good idea
😩

😩

Latinos, Memes, and True: A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you're hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now True 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Latinos, Memes, and True: A fun part of your 30s is waking up
thinking you're hungover, and then
remembering, nope, this is just how
my body feels now
True 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Latinos, Memes, and True: A fun part of your 30s is waking up
thinking you're hungover, and then
remembering, nope, this is just how
my body feels now
True 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

True 😩😩😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbel...

Help, Muscle, and Pls: when you've trained every muscle and your whole body hurts IG i @beshayftness .. IGİ @besh Send help pls

Help, Muscle, and Pls: when you've trained every muscle and
your whole body hurts
IG i @beshayftness
.. IGİ @besh
Send help pls

Help, Muscle, and Pls: when you've trained every muscle and
your whole body hurts
IG i @beshayftness
.. IGİ @besh
Send help pls

Send help pls

McDonalds, Monopoly, and Summer: do i want a summer body or do i want to collect mcdonalds monopoly tickets???

McDonalds, Monopoly, and Summer: do i want a summer body or do i want to
collect mcdonalds monopoly tickets???

McDonalds, Monopoly, and Summer: do i want a summer body or do i want to
collect mcdonalds monopoly tickets???

Memes, Nope, and 🤖: A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you're hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now This is just my new normal. 😭😭😭😭

Memes, Nope, and 🤖: A fun part of your 30s is waking up
thinking you're hungover, and then
remembering, nope, this is just how
my body feels now
This is just my new normal. 😭😭😭😭

Memes, Nope, and 🤖: A fun part of your 30s is waking up
thinking you're hungover, and then
remembering, nope, this is just how
my body feels now
This is just my new normal. 😭😭😭😭

This is just my new normal. 😭😭😭😭

Women, Another, and Expectation: Just another unrealistic body expectation for women https://t.co/8fDwkrebcM

Women, Another, and Expectation: Just another unrealistic body
expectation for women
https://t.co/8fDwkrebcM

Women, Another, and Expectation: Just another unrealistic body
expectation for women
https://t.co/8fDwkrebcM

https://t.co/8fDwkrebcM

Dank, Paint, and 🤖: TH TRANSFORMATION I INCREDIBLE This body paint transformation into Earthworm Jim is unbelievable! 😱😱

Dank, Paint, and 🤖: TH
TRANSFORMATION I
INCREDIBLE
This body paint transformation into Earthworm Jim is unbelievable! 😱😱

Dank, Paint, and 🤖: TH
TRANSFORMATION I
INCREDIBLE
This body paint transformation into Earthworm Jim is unbelievable! 😱😱

Goals, Lean, and Tumblr: Goals for 2019: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body l had before the accident. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident". awesomacious: The “accident”

Goals, Lean, and Tumblr: Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
awesomacious:

The “accident”

Goals, Lean, and Tumblr: Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
awesomacious:

The “accident”

awesomacious: The “accident”

Funny, Memes, and Too Much: When she stops cuddling me, because l generate too much body heat, and turns her back to me. SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Too Much: When she stops cuddling me, because l
generate too much body heat, and turns
her back to me.
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Too Much: When she stops cuddling me, because l
generate too much body heat, and turns
her back to me.
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Food, Internet, and Insomnia: so sad today @sosadtoday once i overcome my insomnia, internet addiction, body dysmorphia, propensity for isolation, romantic obsession, bizarre food rituals, negative self-talk, low self- esteem, fear of intimacy, compulsive personality, and inability to let myself live in peace it's over for you bitches meirl

Food, Internet, and Insomnia: so sad today
@sosadtoday
once i overcome my insomnia, internet
addiction, body dysmorphia, propensity
for isolation, romantic obsession, bizarre
food rituals, negative self-talk, low self-
esteem, fear of intimacy, compulsive
personality, and inability to let myself live
in peace it's over for you bitches
meirl

Food, Internet, and Insomnia: so sad today
@sosadtoday
once i overcome my insomnia, internet
addiction, body dysmorphia, propensity
for isolation, romantic obsession, bizarre
food rituals, negative self-talk, low self-
esteem, fear of intimacy, compulsive
personality, and inability to let myself live
in peace it's over for you bitches
meirl

Goals, Gym, and Lean: Cal Andrews @candrews 21 ak Goals for 2019: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body had before the accident. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident" Accountability = 0 😂 Via @freetomeme

Goals, Gym, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews 21
ak
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident"
Accountability = 0 😂 Via @freetomeme

Goals, Gym, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews 21
ak
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident"
Accountability = 0 😂 Via @freetomeme

Accountability = 0 😂 Via @freetomeme

Goals, Lean, and Fat: Cal Andrews @candrews 21 Goals for 2019 1. Get back the lean, athletic body l had before the accident. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident". It happened by snaccident 🙈

Goals, Lean, and Fat: Cal Andrews
@candrews 21
Goals for 2019
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
It happened by snaccident 🙈

Goals, Lean, and Fat: Cal Andrews
@candrews 21
Goals for 2019
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
It happened by snaccident 🙈

It happened by snaccident 🙈

Doctor, Drinking, and Google: Sprint LTE 8:17 PM * 31%(10 Home (3) Active now This might seem Hey totally random but I'm curious. What do you know about Pure Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis? Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is byproduct of your body burning through fat. Once the fat is gone it starts burning your protein. Which is what your muscles and organs are made of. People who do the keto diet have to replace what is lost by the diet. That's why it's so fatty and protein based. People who are on it for too long can have kidney, liver heart, lung, and muscle damage Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die from I don't diet. I portion control and eat healthy. Carbs are necessary for proper bodily functions. As a nurse you should know that. Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% @ } Home (3) Active now Hey girl, you seem to be really knowledgeable about this which is really awesome! Let me connect you with my friend Christen. She's a nurse and she has been drinking ketones for a really long time! She would totally be able to answer any questions you have. Are you open to that? Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% KHome (3) ctive Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information because they are capitalizing on permanent damage and death for their own financial gain. People blindly start these diets without researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. I Sprint LTE ※ 9:12 PM ア* 23% a KHome (2) C0 Active now researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two totally different things. We are actually born in ketosis and stay that way until we are introduced to a traditional American diet. I totally respect your opinion though They are not. Ask a doctor like I did. Google it actually. Ketones put your body into a state of ketoacidosis Which is exactly what causes all of that. Americans need to stop eating processed foods and eating healthy. Plus getting up and being active is important to a balanced and healthy lifestyle. Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated. Sprint LTE 9:21 PM Home (2) Active now Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated https:/thcliphd.com/video clip-516648776d4f4243676f464 5 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080, Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis thcliphd.com I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck away. I thought you'd get that shit with the first response. Go away. Far away. 00四0 Aa Gotta love MLM's

Doctor, Drinking, and Google: Sprint LTE
8:17 PM
* 31%(10
Home (3)
Active now
This might seem
Hey
totally random but I'm curious.
What do you know about Pure
Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis?
Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is
byproduct of your body burning
through fat. Once the fat is gone it
starts burning your protein. Which is
what your muscles and organs are
made of. People who do the keto diet
have to replace what is lost by the
diet. That's why it's so fatty and
protein based. People who are on it
for too long can have kidney, liver
heart, lung, and muscle damage
Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die
from
I don't diet. I portion control and eat
healthy.
Carbs are necessary for proper
bodily functions.
As a nurse you should know that.

Sprint LTE
9:02 PM
* 25% @ }
Home (3)
Active now
Hey girl, you seem to be really
knowledgeable about this which is
really awesome! Let me connect
you with my friend Christen. She's
a nurse and she has been drinking
ketones for a really long time! She
would totally be able to answer
any questions you have. Are you
open to that?
Do you know what diabetic
ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
ketones. I was in the icu and almost
died from it. My body was shutting
down and if my friend wouldn't have
brought me to the Er I would have
gone into cardiac arrest and died at
home with no help. I'm not the
person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
up numerous articles that actually
have real statistics and medical proof
backing up what this fad diet does to
the human body. Liver failure, kidney
failure, blindness, amputations of
extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
and much much more. No one wants
people researching this information

Sprint LTE
9:02 PM
* 25%
KHome (3) ctive
Do you know what diabetic
ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
ketones. I was in the icu and almost
died from it. My body was shutting
down and if my friend wouldn't have
brought me to the Er I would have
gone into cardiac arrest and died at
home with no help. I'm not the
person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
up numerous articles that actually
have real statistics and medical proof
backing up what this fad diet does to
the human body. Liver failure, kidney
failure, blindness, amputations of
extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
and much much more. No one wants
people researching this information
because they are capitalizing on
permanent damage and death for
their own financial gain. People
blindly start these diets without
researching them. It will take years
off of the lives of a lot of people and
that means less time with the ones
they love. I do not advocate the diet.
But thank you for trying.

I Sprint LTE ※
9:12 PM
ア* 23%
a
KHome (2)
C0
Active now
researching them. It will take years
off of the lives of a lot of people and
that means less time with the ones
they love. I do not advocate the diet.
But thank you for trying.
Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two
totally different things. We are
actually born in ketosis and stay
that way until we are introduced to
a traditional American diet. I totally
respect your opinion though
They are not. Ask a doctor like I did.
Google it actually. Ketones put your
body into a state of ketoacidosis
Which is exactly what causes all of
that. Americans need to stop eating
processed foods and eating healthy.
Plus getting up and being active is
important to a
balanced and healthy lifestyle.
Americans are fooled by what's
advertised and what's easy. As a
consumer, it is our responsibility to
be educated.

Sprint LTE
9:21 PM
Home (2)
Active now
Americans are fooled by what's
advertised and what's easy. As a
consumer, it is our responsibility to
be educated
https:/thcliphd.com/video
clip-516648776d4f4243676f464
5
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis
Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080,
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis
thcliphd.com
I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck
away. I thought you'd get that shit
with the first response. Go away. Far
away.
00四0 Aa
Gotta love MLM's

Doctor, Drinking, and Google: Sprint LTE
8:17 PM
* 31%(10
Home (3)
Active now
This might seem
Hey
totally random but I'm curious.
What do you know about Pure
Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis?
Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is
byproduct of your body burning
through fat. Once the fat is gone it
starts burning your protein. Which is
what your muscles and organs are
made of. People who do the keto diet
have to replace what is lost by the
diet. That's why it's so fatty and
protein based. People who are on it
for too long can have kidney, liver
heart, lung, and muscle damage
Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die
from
I don't diet. I portion control and eat
healthy.
Carbs are necessary for proper
bodily functions.
As a nurse you should know that.

Sprint LTE
9:02 PM
* 25% @ }
Home (3)
Active now
Hey girl, you seem to be really
knowledgeable about this which is
really awesome! Let me connect
you with my friend Christen. She's
a nurse and she has been drinking
ketones for a really long time! She
would totally be able to answer
any questions you have. Are you
open to that?
Do you know what diabetic
ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
ketones. I was in the icu and almost
died from it. My body was shutting
down and if my friend wouldn't have
brought me to the Er I would have
gone into cardiac arrest and died at
home with no help. I'm not the
person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
up numerous articles that actually
have real statistics and medical proof
backing up what this fad diet does to
the human body. Liver failure, kidney
failure, blindness, amputations of
extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
and much much more. No one wants
people researching this information

Sprint LTE
9:02 PM
* 25%
KHome (3) ctive
Do you know what diabetic
ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
ketones. I was in the icu and almost
died from it. My body was shutting
down and if my friend wouldn't have
brought me to the Er I would have
gone into cardiac arrest and died at
home with no help. I'm not the
person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
up numerous articles that actually
have real statistics and medical proof
backing up what this fad diet does to
the human body. Liver failure, kidney
failure, blindness, amputations of
extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
and much much more. No one wants
people researching this information
because they are capitalizing on
permanent damage and death for
their own financial gain. People
blindly start these diets without
researching them. It will take years
off of the lives of a lot of people and
that means less time with the ones
they love. I do not advocate the diet.
But thank you for trying.

I Sprint LTE ※
9:12 PM
ア* 23%
a
KHome (2)
C0
Active now
researching them. It will take years
off of the lives of a lot of people and
that means less time with the ones
they love. I do not advocate the diet.
But thank you for trying.
Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two
totally different things. We are
actually born in ketosis and stay
that way until we are introduced to
a traditional American diet. I totally
respect your opinion though
They are not. Ask a doctor like I did.
Google it actually. Ketones put your
body into a state of ketoacidosis
Which is exactly what causes all of
that. Americans need to stop eating
processed foods and eating healthy.
Plus getting up and being active is
important to a
balanced and healthy lifestyle.
Americans are fooled by what's
advertised and what's easy. As a
consumer, it is our responsibility to
be educated.

Sprint LTE
9:21 PM
Home (2)
Active now
Americans are fooled by what's
advertised and what's easy. As a
consumer, it is our responsibility to
be educated
https:/thcliphd.com/video
clip-516648776d4f4243676f464
5
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis
Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080,
Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis
thcliphd.com
I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck
away. I thought you'd get that shit
with the first response. Go away. Far
away.
00四0 Aa
Gotta love MLM's

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why l thought drinking my body weiaht
in tequila was a good idea
@girlsthinkimfunny is in a tequila-coma right now

Drinking, Good, and Tequila: Me laying in bed hungover wondering
why l thought drinking my body weiaht
in tequila was a good idea
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Love, Power, and Mind: One day you're going to
come across a man that will
worship the ground you
walk on. Do not stop until
you find that man. He will
love and cherish every inch
you (personality, body,
mind, etc). And he will do
everything in his power not
to lose you. Don't settle for
half the man.

Love, Power, and Mind: One day you're going to
come across a man that will
worship the ground you
walk on. Do not stop until
you find that man. He will
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you (personality, body,
mind, etc). And he will do
everything in his power not
to lose you. Don't settle for
half the man.

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Missy Elliott
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I want to CONGRATULATE all the
AMAZING songwriters who have
been inducted into the 2019 "Song
Writers Hall of Famerii also those
who were nominated because their
body of work is AMAZING+, LAM
SO HUMBLY GRATEFUL to now be
inducted alsoAI you all
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Friends, Memes, and Work: Missy Elliott is the first female hip hop artist
inducted into Songwriters Hall of Fame!!
Missy Elliott
@MissyElliott
I want to CONGRATULATE all the
AMAZING songwriters who have
been inducted into the 2019 "Song
Writers Hall of Famerii also those
who were nominated because their
body of work is AMAZING+, LAM
SO HUMBLY GRATEFUL to now be
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Quick, make a bad joke and see
if she laughs.
Do you know why skeleton
couldn't go to the party? He had
no body to go with him
ig:@incorrectgotquote
Well, that's not a fair test.
That joke is hilarious.
That's really funny
game-of-thrones-fans:

Shameless repost because it’s hilarious

Bad, Funny, and Game of Thrones: Wait, is shetinto me?
Quick, make a bad joke and see
if she laughs.
Do you know why skeleton
couldn't go to the party? He had
no body to go with him
ig:@incorrectgotquote
Well, that's not a fair test.
That joke is hilarious.
That's really funny
game-of-thrones-fans:

Shameless repost because it’s hilarious

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What's the first thing you do?
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What's the first thing you do?
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Goals, Iphone, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews 21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
9:34 AM 1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
Meirl

Goals, Iphone, and Lean: Cal Andrews
@candrews 21
Goals for 2019:
1. Get back the lean, athletic body l
had before the accident.
2. Stop calling getting fat and out of
shape "the accident".
9:34 AM 1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
Meirl

Meirl

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM Your a married woman correct? If so l apologise for messages. If not then hey beautiful, seriously love ur red hair and skin and eyes like WOW. sorry can't resist a Tru red. Hope u have a good afternoon. I am married, but no worries. Have a good one! Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like bad bad chik, I'm done wit obsessive messages k, byebye #HOTMOMMY AUG 9, 2:29 PM I can't help telling u at least once a day but OMG, DAMMM ur just too dam finE perfect, like Im in love. I bet u have a bubble butt too huh lol, & topping it all off while wearing naughty librarian glasses, your red hair flowing down ur shoulders & like picturing u now wearing a full body onsie type pajama outfit with funny flap in the back lol opening it up to MILF before any chik on planet idk wy i can't control it I bc other Temales dont phase me but ive liked u since like 4ever...u should know ur amazina....ok please don't get lm done just needed to say that agairn some more.. 4get it my bad AUG 17, 10:45 PM ct 0000 Hot Tenor GIF Kevboard Reply GiF AUG 18, 12:02 AM STOP + Add to your story k my bad ur right I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM
Your a married woman
correct?
If so l apologise for
messages. If not then hey
beautiful, seriously love ur
red hair and skin and eyes
like WOW. sorry can't resist a
Tru red. Hope u have a good
afternoon.
I am married, but no worries.
Have a good one!
Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like
bad bad chik, I'm done wit
obsessive messages k,
byebye #HOTMOMMY
AUG 9, 2:29 PM

I can't help telling u at least
once a day but OMG,
DAMMM ur just too dam finE
perfect, like Im in love. I bet u
have a bubble butt too huh
lol, & topping it all off while
wearing naughty librarian
glasses, your red hair flowing
down ur shoulders & like
picturing u now wearing a full
body onsie type pajama
outfit with funny flap in the
back lol opening it up to MILF
before any chik on planet idk
wy i can't control it I bc other
Temales dont phase me but
ive liked u since like 4ever...u
should know ur amazina....ok
please don't get lm done just
needed to say that agairn
some more.. 4get it my
bad

AUG 17, 10:45 PM
ct
0000 Hot
Tenor GIF Kevboard
Reply
GiF
AUG 18, 12:02 AM
STOP
+ Add to your story
k my bad ur right
I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM
Your a married woman
correct?
If so l apologise for
messages. If not then hey
beautiful, seriously love ur
red hair and skin and eyes
like WOW. sorry can't resist a
Tru red. Hope u have a good
afternoon.
I am married, but no worries.
Have a good one!
Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like
bad bad chik, I'm done wit
obsessive messages k,
byebye #HOTMOMMY
AUG 9, 2:29 PM

I can't help telling u at least
once a day but OMG,
DAMMM ur just too dam finE
perfect, like Im in love. I bet u
have a bubble butt too huh
lol, & topping it all off while
wearing naughty librarian
glasses, your red hair flowing
down ur shoulders & like
picturing u now wearing a full
body onsie type pajama
outfit with funny flap in the
back lol opening it up to MILF
before any chik on planet idk
wy i can't control it I bc other
Temales dont phase me but
ive liked u since like 4ever...u
should know ur amazina....ok
please don't get lm done just
needed to say that agairn
some more.. 4get it my
bad

AUG 17, 10:45 PM
ct
0000 Hot
Tenor GIF Kevboard
Reply
GiF
AUG 18, 12:02 AM
STOP
+ Add to your story
k my bad ur right
I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

Cute, Fucking, and Memes: *watching a film with your girl* Her "oh he's got a nice body" "Look at that smile" "I'd eat himmm Omg that laughh" "Be more like himm Me: "that's a cute flower" Her: "go fucking marry it then'" Hes a snack via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Cexvba

Cute, Fucking, and Memes: *watching a film with your girl*
Her
"oh he's got a nice body"
"Look at that smile"
"I'd eat himmm
Omg that laughh"
"Be more like himm
Me: "that's a cute flower"
Her: "go fucking marry it then'"
Hes a snack via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Cexvba

Cute, Fucking, and Memes: *watching a film with your girl*
Her
"oh he's got a nice body"
"Look at that smile"
"I'd eat himmm
Omg that laughh"
"Be more like himm
Me: "that's a cute flower"
Her: "go fucking marry it then'"
Hes a snack via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Cexvba

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Struggle, Break, and Http: Men cry
Men break down
Men suffer with eating disorders and
body dysmorphia
Men have suicidal thoughts
Men die by suicide
Men suffer with mental illness
It's not unmanly to struggle
We need to be encouraging men to
speak out, not letting them suffer in
silence
Just a reminder via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2smeaA0

Struggle, Break, and Http: Men cry
Men break down
Men suffer with eating disorders and
body dysmorphia
Men have suicidal thoughts
Men die by suicide
Men suffer with mental illness
It's not unmanly to struggle
We need to be encouraging men to
speak out, not letting them suffer in
silence
Just a reminder via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2smeaA0

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Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
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This Man Should Write A Novel

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
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epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel

Struggle, Break, and Suicide: Men cry Men break down Men suffer with eating disorders and body dysmorphia Men have suicidal thoughts Men die by suicide Men suffer with mental illness It's not unmanly to struggle We need to be encouraging men to speak out, not letting them suffer in silence Just a reminder

Struggle, Break, and Suicide: Men cry
Men break down
Men suffer with eating disorders and
body dysmorphia
Men have suicidal thoughts
Men die by suicide
Men suffer with mental illness
It's not unmanly to struggle
We need to be encouraging men to
speak out, not letting them suffer in
silence
Just a reminder

Struggle, Break, and Suicide: Men cry
Men break down
Men suffer with eating disorders and
body dysmorphia
Men have suicidal thoughts
Men die by suicide
Men suffer with mental illness
It's not unmanly to struggle
We need to be encouraging men to
speak out, not letting them suffer in
silence
Just a reminder

Just a reminder

Family, Sarah Hyland, and Target: WOMEN'S MARC WOMEN'S MARCHMARCH CH WOMEN'S MAR MARCH TIME'S MARC OMEN'S ARC MARCH femestella:‘Modern Family’ Sarah Hyland Takes on Body Shamers, Quack Doctors, and More

Family, Sarah Hyland, and Target: WOMEN'S
MARC
WOMEN'S
MARCHMARCH
CH
WOMEN'S
MAR
MARCH
TIME'S
MARC
OMEN'S
ARC
MARCH
femestella:‘Modern Family’ Sarah Hyland Takes on Body Shamers, Quack Doctors, and More

Family, Sarah Hyland, and Target: WOMEN'S
MARC
WOMEN'S
MARCHMARCH
CH
WOMEN'S
MAR
MARCH
TIME'S
MARC
OMEN'S
ARC
MARCH
femestella:‘Modern Family’ Sarah Hyland Takes on Body Shamers, Quack Doctors, and More

femestella:‘Modern Family’ Sarah Hyland Takes on Body Shamers, Quack Doctors, and More

Love, Good Morning, and Good: Joel Leon. < @JoelakaMaG some reminders: -unclench vour jaw -breathe deeply -check your posture -drink water -stretch -check-in with your body (where are you tight?) -check-in with your heart (what are you holding onto? where are you tense? anxious?) -look up at the sky show up with love, today good morning everyone!! hope you all have a great day 😊

Love, Good Morning, and Good: Joel Leon. <
@JoelakaMaG
some reminders:
-unclench vour jaw
-breathe deeply
-check your posture
-drink water
-stretch
-check-in with your body (where are
you tight?)
-check-in with your heart (what are you
holding onto? where are you tense?
anxious?)
-look up at the sky
show up with love, today
good morning everyone!! hope you all have a great day 😊

Love, Good Morning, and Good: Joel Leon. <
@JoelakaMaG
some reminders:
-unclench vour jaw
-breathe deeply
-check your posture
-drink water
-stretch
-check-in with your body (where are
you tight?)
-check-in with your heart (what are you
holding onto? where are you tense?
anxious?)
-look up at the sky
show up with love, today
good morning everyone!! hope you all have a great day 😊

good morning everyone!! hope you all have a great day 😊

Blackpeopletwitter, Fucking, and God: Hayes Brown Q @HayesBrown ANGEL: ok we've got death, childbirth, and strife, any other punishments for the humans GOD: i call it the "empty carbohydrate." they eat it and it will do nothing to fuel their body ANGEL: and it will taste terrible? GOD: it will be the center of their fucking world Old Testament Carbs (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Fucking, and God: Hayes Brown Q
@HayesBrown
ANGEL: ok we've got death, childbirth,
and strife, any other punishments for
the humans
GOD: i call it the "empty
carbohydrate." they eat it and it will do
nothing to fuel their body
ANGEL: and it will taste terrible?
GOD: it will be the center of their
fucking world
Old Testament Carbs (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Fucking, and God: Hayes Brown Q
@HayesBrown
ANGEL: ok we've got death, childbirth,
and strife, any other punishments for
the humans
GOD: i call it the "empty
carbohydrate." they eat it and it will do
nothing to fuel their body
ANGEL: and it will taste terrible?
GOD: it will be the center of their
fucking world
Old Testament Carbs (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, 🤖, and How: When he's telling you how your body is perfect but little does he know you always end up letting yourself go a week into the relationship Ie: @thegainz 1G: 🙂

Memes, 🤖, and How: When he's telling you how your body
is perfect but little does he know you
always end up letting yourself go a
week into the relationship
Ie: @thegainz
1G:
🙂

Memes, 🤖, and How: When he's telling you how your body
is perfect but little does he know you
always end up letting yourself go a
week into the relationship
Ie: @thegainz
1G:
🙂

🙂

Been, Rest, and One: rupi kaur you have been taught your legs are a pit stop for men that need a place to rest a vacant body empty enough for guests but no one ever comes and is willing to stay

Been, Rest, and One: rupi kaur
you
have been
taught your legs
are a pit stop for men
that need a place to rest
a vacant body empty enough
for guests but no one
ever comes and is
willing to
stay

Been, Rest, and One: rupi kaur
you
have been
taught your legs
are a pit stop for men
that need a place to rest
a vacant body empty enough
for guests but no one
ever comes and is
willing to
stay

Mine, Alexa, and You: Wrap your thoughts around mine before you wrap your body around mine. Alexa

Mine, Alexa, and You: Wrap your thoughts around mine
before you wrap your body around mine.
Alexa

Mine, Alexa, and You: Wrap your thoughts around mine
before you wrap your body around mine.
Alexa

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

Funny, Life, and Lol: Andy Richter @AndyRichter My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place Another day in the life. Each and every single one of these photos will awaken the truth in all of us. A truth we may have already known, but still true nonetheless. #thestruggle #thestruggleisreal #truth #sadbuttrue #funny #memes #tweets #funnymemes #funnytweets #lol #haha

Funny, Life, and Lol: Andy Richter
@AndyRichter
My body is a temple, but it's one of
those temples in Thailand where
they let monkeys shit all over the
place
Another day in the life. Each and every single one of these photos will awaken the truth in all of us. A truth we may have already known, but still true nonetheless. #thestruggle #thestruggleisreal #truth #sadbuttrue #funny #memes #tweets #funnymemes #funnytweets #lol #haha

Funny, Life, and Lol: Andy Richter
@AndyRichter
My body is a temple, but it's one of
those temples in Thailand where
they let monkeys shit all over the
place
Another day in the life. Each and every single one of these photos will awaken the truth in all of us. A truth we may have already known, but still true nonetheless. #thestruggle #thestruggleisreal #truth #sadbuttrue #funny #memes #tweets #funnymemes #funnytweets #lol #haha

Cute, Facts, and Fucking: watching a film with your girl* Her "oh he's got a nice body" "Look at that smile "l'd eat himmm" Omg that laughh" "Be more like himm Me: "that's a cute flower" Her: "go fucking marry it then" Facts 😂😂😂😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Cute, Facts, and Fucking: watching a film with your girl*
Her
"oh he's got a nice body"
"Look at that smile
"l'd eat himmm"
Omg that laughh"
"Be more like himm
Me: "that's a cute flower"
Her: "go fucking marry it then"
Facts 😂😂😂😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Cute, Facts, and Fucking: watching a film with your girl*
Her
"oh he's got a nice body"
"Look at that smile
"l'd eat himmm"
Omg that laughh"
"Be more like himm
Me: "that's a cute flower"
Her: "go fucking marry it then"
Facts 😂😂😂😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Being Alone, Blackpeopletwitter, and Fresh: @gracefyi if he ejaculates semen it's because his body is full of toxins and he has had too many sexual partners. Men are not supposed to have semen its unclean! Vegan men with few sex partners ejaculate fresh water. Find a virgin man and leave these McDonalds eating thots alone! stay woke 1:43 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 5,790 Retweets 24.4K Likes Biology 101 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Being Alone, Blackpeopletwitter, and Fresh: @gracefyi
if he ejaculates semen it's because his
body is full of toxins and he has had too
many sexual partners. Men are not
supposed to have semen its unclean!
Vegan men with few sex partners
ejaculate fresh water. Find a virgin man
and leave these McDonalds eating
thots alone! stay woke
1:43 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
5,790 Retweets 24.4K Likes
Biology 101 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Being Alone, Blackpeopletwitter, and Fresh: @gracefyi
if he ejaculates semen it's because his
body is full of toxins and he has had too
many sexual partners. Men are not
supposed to have semen its unclean!
Vegan men with few sex partners
ejaculate fresh water. Find a virgin man
and leave these McDonalds eating
thots alone! stay woke
1:43 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
5,790 Retweets 24.4K Likes
Biology 101 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Boobs, Hair, and Kids: Kiara @crispyalmonds Men: We don't live in a pedophile culture Also men: *make fun of saggy boobs, are disgusted at body hair on women just like your average pedophile, only like women a 1000 years younger than them, prey on literal minors, watch teen porn, sexualize things for kids (like uniforms)*

Boobs, Hair, and Kids: Kiara
@crispyalmonds
Men: We don't live in a pedophile
culture
Also men: *make fun of saggy
boobs, are disgusted at body hair
on women just like your average
pedophile, only like women a 1000
years younger than them, prey on
literal minors, watch teen porn,
sexualize things for kids (like
uniforms)*

Boobs, Hair, and Kids: Kiara
@crispyalmonds
Men: We don't live in a pedophile
culture
Also men: *make fun of saggy
boobs, are disgusted at body hair
on women just like your average
pedophile, only like women a 1000
years younger than them, prey on
literal minors, watch teen porn,
sexualize things for kids (like
uniforms)*

Break, How To, and Thought: go away @donte502 My ex thought l cheated cuz I smelled like a woman & I let her break up w me cuz didn't kno how to tell her l use cucumber melon body wash Me 🥒 irl

Break, How To, and Thought: go away
@donte502
My ex thought l cheated cuz I smelled
like a woman & I let her break up w me
cuz didn't kno how to tell her l use
cucumber melon body wash
Me 🥒 irl

Break, How To, and Thought: go away
@donte502
My ex thought l cheated cuz I smelled
like a woman & I let her break up w me
cuz didn't kno how to tell her l use
cucumber melon body wash
Me 🥒 irl

Me 🥒 irl

Cute, Fucking, and Funny: "watching a film with your girl* Her: oh he's got a nice body' "Look at that smile" "l'd eat himmm "Omg that laughh" "Be more like himm Me: "that's a cute flower" Her: "go fucking marry it then'" Accurate as fuck 😂💯

Cute, Fucking, and Funny: "watching a film with your girl*
Her:
oh he's got a nice body'
"Look at that smile"
"l'd eat himmm
"Omg that laughh"
"Be more like himm
Me: "that's a cute flower"
Her: "go fucking marry it then'"
Accurate as fuck 😂💯

Cute, Fucking, and Funny: "watching a film with your girl*
Her:
oh he's got a nice body'
"Look at that smile"
"l'd eat himmm
"Omg that laughh"
"Be more like himm
Me: "that's a cute flower"
Her: "go fucking marry it then'"
Accurate as fuck 😂💯

Dogs, Life, and Lost: Lily, a 6-year-old Great Dane lost her eyesight and went into a depressive state until Maddison came along. .. Maddison stays close to Lily whenever they walk, helping to guide her by touching her body against hers to let her know the way Lily and Maddison have such a strong bond, they won't go anywhere without each other. Lily does all the things normal dogs do, they are really happy with life, the glass is always half full with these two. 1OSSParry.co.uk This warms my heart

Dogs, Life, and Lost: Lily,
a 6-year-old Great Dane lost
her eyesight and went into a
depressive state until Maddison
came along.
..

Maddison stays close to Lily whenever
they walk, helping to guide her by
touching her body against hers to let
her know the way

Lily and Maddison have such a strong
bond, they won't go anywhere
without each other.

Lily does all the things normal dogs do,
they are really happy with life, the
glass is always half full with these two.
1OSSParry.co.uk
This warms my heart

Dogs, Life, and Lost: Lily,
a 6-year-old Great Dane lost
her eyesight and went into a
depressive state until Maddison
came along.
..

Maddison stays close to Lily whenever
they walk, helping to guide her by
touching her body against hers to let
her know the way

Lily and Maddison have such a strong
bond, they won't go anywhere
without each other.

Lily does all the things normal dogs do,
they are really happy with life, the
glass is always half full with these two.
1OSSParry.co.uk
This warms my heart

This warms my heart

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