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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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Animals, Ass, and Bad: Hey since I haven't been active in forever, who wants to hear a story about how 1 became a local cryptid in my town? Heck yeah! Yes Reply Alright lets do this So l live in a small neighborhood kinda thing, Its honestly shaped like someone connected two bongs with a straw that leads out to the street, so very tiny and not a lot of people drive through cause its a dead end and surrounded by woods Anyways, so it's Saturday morning, like 3 am and my sister has taken her behemoth of a dog outside Little background, this dog is a saint bermard, lab mix, so he big. Hes also amazingly stupid. He's only three and we got him a year ago so he still does stupid shit all the time. Anyways hes got a long lead line on him, probably 30 ft, so hes off doing whatever and ny sister is kinda dazed, still sleepy. Homeboy fucking TAKES OFF and runs into the woods behind y house, taking that lead with him and a good chunk of my sisters pal skin. Whatever he's chasing has speed, and hes keeping up with it. So l run outside cause shes screaming his name and start to take off after him. 1 thought that mother fucker would get caught on a tree due to the lead but nope was I wrong. Now the woods probably go a mile back before they hit road, and then stretch around s miles hotizontally I'm worried this dumb dog is gonna run into the street and get hit, so l run the mile to the street (with my very out of shape body. 1 honestly thought I was going to die). After like r5 minutes of tripping and trying to make my way through this damn jungle, I get to the street. At this point 1 still look a human so nothing happens, 1 dont see him anywhere, and 1 run back to the house cause I've realized I'm in a tank top and boxer shorts with no shoes and its tick season. So I change into a big ass sweatshirt and sweat pants and boots even though its almost oo degrees out because I do not want to have to deal with ticks After chugging some water 1 take back off, this time going horizontally 1 caught sight of something running so l took off, yelling ny brains out managing to sprain my ankle and rip half my hair outta my ponytail in the process Around a mile downl lose sight of it so l turn and hike the mile back to the street just to make sure it didn't go that way After that I go back to my house, and then return to the spot where i last saw him and continue walking till Imlike 2 miles away So my trip so far has been mile to street> mile home > i mile hotizontally>t mile to street >2 miles home> 2 Β½ miles horizontally So I'm about ready to die. I'm covering in blood from smashing y arm one of my eyes has turned red cause a stick poked it, I've got a limp, I'm breathing like a dragon with asthma, and I'm covering in leaves and sticks I start yelling his name again and hear a bark in the distance so 1 take off and after like 5 minutes I spot him He is now howling like a banshee in distress I book it towards his dumb ass and practically tackle him, which ended up with me covered in a random assortment of shit. Cool, whatever. His leash is tied atound two trees so I unravel it and he pounces on me in relief. He's salivating like crazy so I take him to a stream near by to let him drink Mother fucker pulls me in. I'm too tired to be pissed. At this point now that I'm calming down I realize my boots are now soaking wet with both blood and water. I've got several scars on my thigh and they all got ripped open So Im gushing blood like no tomorrow.I soak my jacket in water and put it on this stupid dog so he wont get burnt on the way back and itll be a bit cooler. So now he looks even bigger then usual 1 take my shoes off and toss then over my neck and we're about to start the trek back when he takes off AGAIN. This time I'm holding the leash and 1 do not let go. He ends up slipping on a mud bank and taking me with him With are now covered head to toe in nad, shit, dirt, blood and whatever the hell else is in those woods. Some how he has ended up with no major wounds, but now I have a rock lodged in my forehead and blood in my eyes. And my shoes are gone. Whatever, 1 just want to get home. 1 pick a direction and walk until 1 end up in the back yard of someone who lives down the street. Lucky for me, this person has barbed wire in their back yard on the ground for some reason, which I trip on Now I have barbed wire practically wrapped around me like some crazy fashion statement. I wanted to get home so bad 1 didn't even bother to rip it off. I'd do that So now its like 6am, so its dark, but you can still see, and its dead quiet. I pull my sisters dog along with me, holding his collar so he cant take off again. So heres me, covered in blood, mud, and barbed wire, limping down the street, no shoes on, with a large dog wearing a jacket, which, from a distance, you cant tell. Now I smell like whatever was in those woods, and it is a strong smell, so as I walk by any house with a dog outside, that dog starts barking. Eventually the quiet is replaced with dogs howling, barking, snarling at me. 1 eventually make it back to my house, but not before passing a dude getting his newspaper or whatever He's a good distance away from me and he hesitantly calls out asking if Im okay. I respond with "yeah but I've been yelling for like 3 hours t as ungodly rasp. He goes right the fuck back in l get home, get cleaned up, get the dog cleaned up, and everythings fine UNTIL a couple nights later my mom goes to a neighborhood meeting story Turns out, there had been a black bear in the woods near my house, which people had been keeping an eye out for, but instead they saw (what they thought) was a "humanoid figure covered in spikes dragging a bear covered in blood around by its neck For the next few weeks people were talking about how they heard the "hortiie screeching" and how there was blood all down the streets and on the trees. The dude who asked if I was okay was telling everybody that the "thing growled at him and he could see it had blood red eyes So now theres a rumor about a demon with razor sharp tendrils who feeds on wild animals by slashing them open and drinking their blood Rumor states that you'll hear it before you see it, and the sound it makes sounds like a howl and a scream People later found my boots covered in blood and said it was a "victim of the demon. A week later a house that was being built caught fire and that was blamed on me, as well as an accident where someone swerved to avoid something and crashed through a house. The stream turned blood red after some heavy rainfall. which was due to the mud, but also blamed on me and some mote for a couple nights (coyotes most people "spotting" the demon (which was either their imagination or the actual bear) the rumot grew and grew so now its famous in my neighborhood So yeah thats how 1 became a bear killing demon in my neighborhood. I was too embarrassed. How to become a cryptid
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Memes, Kanon, and Boy: Bongs and pipes available@bcbproducts Check while tripping @bcbproducts @bcbproducts @bcbproducts Pic by- @the_kanon_boy bcbaba

Bongs and pipes available@bcbproducts Check while tripping @bcbproducts @bcbproducts @bcbproducts Pic by- @the_kanon_boy bcbaba

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Ass, Booty, and Bruh: When she come over to apologize for spazzing on you but nows not a good time cause you cheating Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.
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Memes, Juventus, and Bong: BONG Riciclare. Lo stai facendo benissimo. chiamarsibomber bonucci juventus milan

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Being Alone, Boxing, and Cute: .. . . KOReA News-.. . NSTAGRAM 8 Selebriti ini Punya Hobi Unik dan Tak Terduga FOLLOW NA FOLLOW ONANDO NATMAT nDO NATDAT NATNAT_KNEWS - Follow @nando_natnat2 β€’ β€’ β€’ 1. Ji Chang Wook Ji Chang Wook berhasil mencuri hati penggemar melalui perannya sebagai pengacara No Ji Wook di drama SBS 'Suspicious Partner'. Hobi dari karakternya di drama mungkin hanya sebatas memasak untuk Eun Bong Hee dan gagal dalam bermain di claw machine. Tapi dalam dunia nyata, Ji Chang Wook memiliki hobi yang unik: motorcycling. Aktor ini sering memposting di instagram mengenai kecintaannya terhadap motor dan punya teman-teman yang juga sangat menikmati motorcyling ini. 2. V BTS V BTS belakangan ini telah menunjukkan kemampuannya di bidang fotografi dengan mengunggah foto-foto indah yang diambilnya ke akun twitter BTS. V menunjukkan kekagumannya kepada fotografer Ante Badzim melalui salah satu postingannya dan kadang bahkan merujuk dirinya sebagai 'Vante', yang merupakan kombinasi namanya dan 'Ante'. . Menyadari dirinya telah dimention oleh V, Ante Badzim bahkan mendedikasikan sebuah foto terbaru di akun instagramnya untuk member BTS tersebut. Mungkin suatu hari nanti kita akan melihat kolaborasi dari mereka berdua (Ante sudah mengatakan hal itu, lho). . 3. Yoseob Highlight Ketika Yoseob debut di BEAST pada 2010, dia merupakan icon cute dalam grup dan member yang selalu disuruh untuk melakukan aegyo. Pada 2013, penyanyi ini menjadi lebih kuat dan fit karena hobinya yang tidak terduga : boxing. Dulu, Yoseob sering memposting foto dan video dirinya yang sedang melakukan boxing ke instagram. Dalam sebuah interview, Yoseob mengakui bahwa dia pernah ikut kompetisi boxing dengan tujuan untuk mengurangi berat badannya dan dia bilang bahwa dia ingin debut sebagai petinju professional. Yoseob bahkan mengajak member grupnya untuk menemaninya ke boxing gym dan menunjukkan kemampuan tinjunya di acara MBC 'I Live Alone'. . Lanjutan πŸ‘‡

NATNAT_KNEWS - Follow @nando_natnat2 β€’ β€’ β€’ 1. Ji Chang Wook Ji Chang Wook berhasil mencuri hati penggemar melalui perannya sebagai pengacara...

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