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Advice, Ass, and Bad: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that Counterpoint, my good man: Bragonsuck Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. dragons are SUPER horny counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post OP is right and they should say it Dragon Bf Giont Gnol Gobin Haiting Koboid Spite As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid Don't bring shrek into this OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never stopped talking or singing. That was his THING 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN advice-animal: How to Fuck your Dragon

Advice, Ass, and Bad: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that
Counterpoint, my good man:
Bragonsuck
Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
dragons are SUPER horny
counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking
cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with
kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so
much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl
I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
Polymorph to make things interesting
you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
OP is right and they should say it
Dragon
Bf
Giont
Gnol
Gobin
Haiting
Koboid
Spite
As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
encounter and
fuck the dragon.
I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
keep that chart for reference, so
That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!!
That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child
If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say??
You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
sauteed
OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
Don't bring shrek into this
OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD
1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film
was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
on his path
2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
stopped talking or singing. That was his THING
3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to
question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him
He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to
figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit
he managed to survive in that movie
CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
AGAIN
advice-animal:

How to Fuck your Dragon

Advice, Ass, and Bad: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that
Counterpoint, my good man:
Bragonsuck
Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
dragons are SUPER horny
counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking
cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with
kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so
much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl
I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
Polymorph to make things interesting
you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
OP is right and they should say it
Dragon
Bf
Giont
Gnol
Gobin
Haiting
Koboid
Spite
As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
encounter and
fuck the dragon.
I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
keep that chart for reference, so
That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!!
That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child
If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say??
You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
sauteed
OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
Don't bring shrek into this
OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD
1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film
was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
on his path
2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
stopped talking or singing. That was his THING
3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to
question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him
He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to
figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit
he managed to survive in that movie
CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
AGAIN
advice-animal:

How to Fuck your Dragon

Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that Counterpoint, my good man: Bragonsuck Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. dragons are SUPER horny counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post OP is right and they should say it Dragon Bf Giont Gnol Gobin Haiting Koboid Spite As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid Don't bring shrek into this OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never stopped talking or singing. That was his THING 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN How to Fuck your Dragon

Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that
Counterpoint, my good man:
Bragonsuck
Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
dragons are SUPER horny
counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking
cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with
kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so
much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl
I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
Polymorph to make things interesting
you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
OP is right and they should say it
Dragon
Bf
Giont
Gnol
Gobin
Haiting
Koboid
Spite
As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
encounter and
fuck the dragon.
I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
keep that chart for reference, so
That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!!
That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child
If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say??
You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
sauteed
OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
Don't bring shrek into this
OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD
1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film
was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
on his path
2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
stopped talking or singing. That was his THING
3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to
question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him
He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to
figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit
he managed to survive in that movie
CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
AGAIN
How to Fuck your Dragon

Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny
ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other
creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign
to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard
whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that
Counterpoint, my good man:
Bragonsuck
Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big
Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and
jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling
twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
dragons are SUPER horny
counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've
got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking
cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with
kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting
There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so
much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who
hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in
kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl
I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon
who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is
not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the
Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be
looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True
Polymorph to make things interesting
you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength
half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post
OP is right and they should say it
Dragon
Bf
Giont
Gnol
Gobin
Haiting
Koboid
Spite
As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck
anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match
dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go
forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad
encounter and
fuck the dragon.
I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to
keep that chart for reference, so
That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything
and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!!
That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that
what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would
yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those
creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child
If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have
any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for
a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say??
You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting
sauteed
OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT
GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS
a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid
Don't bring shrek into this
OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE
CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD
1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film
was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him
on his path
2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never
stopped talking or singing. That was his THING
3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to
question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him
He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms
with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to
figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit
he managed to survive in that movie
CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD
THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE
AGAIN
How to Fuck your Dragon

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Bones, Hello, and Ugly: henlo bird helllo you STINKY BIRD go eat a booger ugly Type a message here henlo rabbit hello you STINKY BUNNY go eat a carrot ugly 4m 5 henlo dog chello you STINWKY DOG 6.go eat a bone ugy SE 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: henlo lizer 1 roolting tooting motherfucker: helllo you STINKY LIZARD 1 rooting tooting motherfucker:go eat a fly ugly 19, 2016 at 12:00 PM Cyber bullying needs to be stopped 😔 https://t.co/c0wz0YLwQD

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helllo you STINKY BIRD
go eat a booger ugly
Type a message here

henlo rabbit
hello you STINKY BUNNY
go eat a carrot ugly
4m
5

henlo dog
chello you STINWKY DOG
6.go eat a bone ugy
SE

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helllo you STINKY BIRD
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hello you STINKY BUNNY
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5

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Bones, Ironic, and Cold: arcampbell94 Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner. ethe-philosophers-bone lonelymountainson You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands

Bones, Ironic, and Cold: arcampbell94
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Bones, Ironic, and Cold: arcampbell94
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You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold,
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At-At, Beautiful, and Bones: Tweet Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feeding Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch - shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss niffs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face Time with Pepper so i can talk to her on t Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt her! Let her escape know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! Me as a dog owner https://t.co/jviQ02MbQy

At-At, Beautiful, and Bones: Tweet
Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watch
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the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch - shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
niffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Pepper so i can talk to her
on t
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt her!
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
Me as a dog owner https://t.co/jviQ02MbQy

At-At, Beautiful, and Bones: Tweet
Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watch
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch - shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
niffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Pepper so i can talk to her
on t
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt her!
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
Me as a dog owner https://t.co/jviQ02MbQy

Me as a dog owner https://t.co/jviQ02MbQy

Crazy, Chameleon, and Tube: Middle ear Temporal bone Maleus Inner ear Incus Stapes (hammer) avil (stimup) Pinna Semiciroular Cochlea canals Vestibular nerve Cochlear nerve Round window Eustachian tube nternal artery Tymoaa styoid membrane Stylold bone (ear drum) Opening to This diagram of an ear looks like a crazy chameleon https://t.co/s92U3FmGaB

Crazy, Chameleon, and Tube: Middle ear
Temporal bone Maleus
Inner ear
Incus Stapes
(hammer) avil (stimup)
Pinna
Semiciroular Cochlea
canals
Vestibular nerve
Cochlear nerve
Round window
Eustachian
tube
nternal
artery
Tymoaa styoid
membrane
Stylold bone
(ear drum)
Opening to
This diagram of an ear looks like a crazy chameleon https://t.co/s92U3FmGaB

Crazy, Chameleon, and Tube: Middle ear
Temporal bone Maleus
Inner ear
Incus Stapes
(hammer) avil (stimup)
Pinna
Semiciroular Cochlea
canals
Vestibular nerve
Cochlear nerve
Round window
Eustachian
tube
nternal
artery
Tymoaa styoid
membrane
Stylold bone
(ear drum)
Opening to
This diagram of an ear looks like a crazy chameleon https://t.co/s92U3FmGaB

This diagram of an ear looks like a crazy chameleon https://t.co/s92U3FmGaB

Funny, Bone, and Real: He thinks it's a real bone https://t.co/T8rKBYAepq

Funny, Bone, and Real: He thinks it's a real bone https://t.co/T8rKBYAepq

Funny, Bone, and Real: He thinks it's a real bone https://t.co/T8rKBYAepq

Memes, Teacher, and Yeah: When you tell your friend that you boned your teacher, but he knows you are homeschooled fuck yeah bro <p>Boning the teacher… via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2g5mcKI">http://ift.tt/2g5mcKI</a></p>

Memes, Teacher, and Yeah: When you tell your friend that
you boned your teacher, but he
knows you are homeschooled
fuck yeah bro
<p>Boning the teacher… via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2g5mcKI">http://ift.tt/2g5mcKI</a></p>

Memes, Teacher, and Yeah: When you tell your friend that
you boned your teacher, but he
knows you are homeschooled
fuck yeah bro
<p>Boning the teacher… via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2g5mcKI">http://ift.tt/2g5mcKI</a></p>

Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like to take her sailing So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please 🤗😂. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts 🙃" <- Mikey, she likes you 😌😂. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-mascary)

Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like
to take her sailing
So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please 🤗😂. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts 🙃" <- Mikey, she likes you 😌😂. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-mascary)

Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like
to take her sailing
So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please 🤗😂. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts 🙃" <- Mikey, she likes you 😌😂. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-mascary)

Memes, Vine, and Queen: Remember Arielle Vandenberg from Vine? This is her now. Feel old yet? @sideofricepilaf She is Arielle; Queen of the Vine, Distributor of Feels, Mother of Exemplary Cheek Bone Structure (@sideofricepilaf)

Memes, Vine, and Queen: Remember Arielle Vandenberg from
Vine? This is her now. Feel old yet?
@sideofricepilaf
She is Arielle; Queen of the Vine, Distributor of Feels, Mother of Exemplary Cheek Bone Structure (@sideofricepilaf)

Memes, Vine, and Queen: Remember Arielle Vandenberg from
Vine? This is her now. Feel old yet?
@sideofricepilaf
She is Arielle; Queen of the Vine, Distributor of Feels, Mother of Exemplary Cheek Bone Structure (@sideofricepilaf)

She is Arielle; Queen of the Vine, Distributor of Feels, Mother of Exemplary Cheek Bone Structure (@sideofricepilaf)

Bad, Dank, and Memes: asians can be bad too 3 FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY jd @jdthen i thought she was dabbing at first but it was her collar bone

Bad, Dank, and Memes: asians can be bad too
3
FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY
jd
@jdthen
i thought she was dabbing at first
but it was her collar bone

Bad, Dank, and Memes: asians can be bad too
3
FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY
jd
@jdthen
i thought she was dabbing at first
but it was her collar bone

Memes, Dick, and Yugioh: When u show her your yugioh collection and she still doesn't want to bone Shitheadsteve ou're telling me you don't wanna hack yourself off a slice of this long greasy dick? @shitheadsteve

Memes, Dick, and Yugioh: When u show her your yugioh collection
and she still doesn't want to bone
Shitheadsteve
ou're telling me you don't wanna
hack yourself off a slice of this long
greasy dick?
@shitheadsteve

Memes, Dick, and Yugioh: When u show her your yugioh collection
and she still doesn't want to bone
Shitheadsteve
ou're telling me you don't wanna
hack yourself off a slice of this long
greasy dick?
@shitheadsteve

Life, Memes, and Http: Stop waiting for life to be easy Stop hoping for somebody to save you To the Bone (2017) Download our app here: http://bit.ly/movquotes (don't forget to rate it).

Life, Memes, and Http: Stop waiting for life to be easy
Stop hoping for somebody to save
you
To the Bone (2017)

Download our app here: http://bit.ly/movquotes (don't forget to rate it).

Life, Memes, and Http: Stop waiting for life to be easy
Stop hoping for somebody to save
you
To the Bone (2017)

Download our app here: http://bit.ly/movquotes (don't forget to rate it).

To the Bone (2017) Download our app here: http://bit.ly/movquotes (don't forget to rate it).

Af, Bones, and Drinking: When you almost die from alcohol poisoning the night before and you wake up dehydrated af The.purple.sock Why is this kid drinking a puddle through a big pipe? Goremay puddle though, bone crap some sheets 👌🏽 (@the.purple.sock)

Af, Bones, and Drinking: When you almost die from alcohol
poisoning the night before and you
wake up dehydrated af
The.purple.sock
Why is this kid drinking a puddle through
a big pipe?
Goremay puddle though, bone crap some sheets 👌🏽 (@the.purple.sock)

Af, Bones, and Drinking: When you almost die from alcohol
poisoning the night before and you
wake up dehydrated af
The.purple.sock
Why is this kid drinking a puddle through
a big pipe?
Goremay puddle though, bone crap some sheets 👌🏽 (@the.purple.sock)

Goremay puddle though, bone crap some sheets 👌🏽 (@the.purple.sock)

Memes, Ryan Gosling, and Fuck: This is my favorite mean tweet of all time @dtak Oh, look at me..I'm Ryan Gosling, I have perfect bone structure and kind eyes. G。 yourself Ryan Gosling. KIMMEL Fuck u ryan

Memes, Ryan Gosling, and Fuck: This is my favorite mean tweet of all
time
@dtak
Oh, look at me..I'm Ryan Gosling, I have perfect bone
structure and kind eyes. G。 yourself Ryan Gosling.
KIMMEL
Fuck u ryan

Memes, Ryan Gosling, and Fuck: This is my favorite mean tweet of all
time
@dtak
Oh, look at me..I'm Ryan Gosling, I have perfect bone
structure and kind eyes. G。 yourself Ryan Gosling.
KIMMEL
Fuck u ryan

Bones, Haircut, and Memes: This motherfucker @realdonaldtrump is going to get us all killed , Mr Bone Spurs and Shin Splints is taking an aggressive stand on shit he knows ZERO about , I got the haircut already ! When it gets closer go buy everything you always wanted #45melapela #ftp #tangerinetwat

Bones, Haircut, and Memes: This motherfucker @realdonaldtrump is going to get us all killed , Mr Bone Spurs and Shin Splints is taking an aggressive stand on shit he knows ZERO about , I got the haircut already ! When it gets closer go buy everything you always wanted #45melapela #ftp #tangerinetwat

Bones, Haircut, and Memes: This motherfucker @realdonaldtrump is going to get us all killed , Mr Bone Spurs and Shin Splints is taking an aggressive stand on shit he knows ZERO about , I got the haircut already ! When it gets closer go buy everything you always wanted #45melapela #ftp #tangerinetwat

Dank, Hbo, and Life: tinder UNN 8D Andrew, 26 Scared For His Life Does it even matter what I look like? We're all going to die in a nuclear war with North Korea. Maybe as soon as tonight! So let's meet up and bone down I have air conditioning and HBO if that seals the deal Andrew's got the right idea about this North Korea situation.

Dank, Hbo, and Life: tinder
UNN
8D
Andrew, 26
Scared For His Life
Does it even matter what I look like? We're all going
to die in a nuclear war with North Korea. Maybe as
soon as tonight! So let's meet up and bone down
I have air conditioning and HBO if that seals the deal
Andrew's got the right idea about this North Korea situation.

Dank, Hbo, and Life: tinder
UNN
8D
Andrew, 26
Scared For His Life
Does it even matter what I look like? We're all going
to die in a nuclear war with North Korea. Maybe as
soon as tonight! So let's meet up and bone down
I have air conditioning and HBO if that seals the deal
Andrew's got the right idea about this North Korea situation.

Andrew's got the right idea about this North Korea situation.

Bae, Nudes, and Weed: When bae is stoned to the bone and starts sending you nudes 😂

Bae, Nudes, and Weed: When bae is stoned to the bone and
starts sending you nudes
😂

Bae, Nudes, and Weed: When bae is stoned to the bone and
starts sending you nudes
😂

😂

Ass, Bitch, and Bones: (g) biculturalist When your mother was pregnant with you, she was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton. Your bone is literally your mother's bone. Alhamdullilah. biculturalist The physiology of this works in the following way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant women so that calcium ions from the mother's solid bones are put into the blood, passed through the placenta, and given to the fetus. Those calcium ions then get deposited into the developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are literally built from your mother's bones. marcitlali Good i didn't ask for her ass to have me that's why i stole her bones bitch It's nearly Halloween who's gasseddd

Ass, Bitch, and Bones: (g) biculturalist
When your mother was pregnant with you, she
was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton.
Your bone is literally your mother's bone.
Alhamdullilah.
biculturalist
The physiology of this works in the following
way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant
women so that calcium ions from the mother's
solid bones are put into the blood, passed
through the placenta, and given to the fetus.
Those calcium ions then get deposited into the
developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are
literally built from your mother's bones.
marcitlali
Good i didn't ask for her ass to have me that's
why i stole her bones bitch
It's nearly Halloween who's gasseddd

Ass, Bitch, and Bones: (g) biculturalist
When your mother was pregnant with you, she
was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton.
Your bone is literally your mother's bone.
Alhamdullilah.
biculturalist
The physiology of this works in the following
way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant
women so that calcium ions from the mother's
solid bones are put into the blood, passed
through the placenta, and given to the fetus.
Those calcium ions then get deposited into the
developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are
literally built from your mother's bones.
marcitlali
Good i didn't ask for her ass to have me that's
why i stole her bones bitch
It's nearly Halloween who's gasseddd

Beautiful, Memes, and Smiles: I will she all of this skin down to the very bone beneath it if thats what it will take you to come for to the realization that appearance is not what makes a human beautiful mr_king_smiles_

Beautiful, Memes, and Smiles: I will she
all of
this skin down
to the very
bone
beneath it
if thats what
it will take
you to come
for
to the
realization
that appearance
is not what
makes a human
beautiful
mr_king_smiles_

Beautiful, Memes, and Smiles: I will she
all of
this skin down
to the very
bone
beneath it
if thats what
it will take
you to come
for
to the
realization
that appearance
is not what
makes a human
beautiful
mr_king_smiles_

mr_king_smiles_

Weed, House, and Marijuana: When you're in the kitchen stoned to the bone at 3am and you wake someone up in the house 個の COM FOR TABLYHIGH Abort mission! I repeat. Abort mission! @comfortablyhigh

Weed, House, and Marijuana: When you're in the kitchen stoned to
the bone at 3am and you wake
someone up in the house
個の
COM FOR TABLYHIGH
Abort mission! I repeat. Abort mission! @comfortablyhigh

Weed, House, and Marijuana: When you're in the kitchen stoned to
the bone at 3am and you wake
someone up in the house
個の
COM FOR TABLYHIGH
Abort mission! I repeat. Abort mission! @comfortablyhigh

Abort mission! I repeat. Abort mission! @comfortablyhigh

All Lives Matter, Memes, and Police: Suffolk County Police Department D. FOLK . POLICE SCPD SEAN P DIXON HONORARY DETECTIVE 2 Ever since Sean Dixon was a little boy, he wanted to be a police officefjust like his grandfather, a 35-year police veteran. From @abcnews 16-year-old with aggressive, rare bone cancer, who has received more than 50 rounds of chemotherapy and had his leg amputated, lives dream as police detective for a day. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue

All Lives Matter, Memes, and Police: Suffolk County Police Department
D.
FOLK . POLICE
SCPD
SEAN P DIXON
HONORARY DETECTIVE
2
Ever since Sean Dixon was a little boy, he
wanted to be a police officefjust like his
grandfather, a 35-year police veteran.
From @abcnews 16-year-old with aggressive, rare bone cancer, who has received more than 50 rounds of chemotherapy and had his leg amputated, lives dream as police detective for a day. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue

All Lives Matter, Memes, and Police: Suffolk County Police Department
D.
FOLK . POLICE
SCPD
SEAN P DIXON
HONORARY DETECTIVE
2
Ever since Sean Dixon was a little boy, he
wanted to be a police officefjust like his
grandfather, a 35-year police veteran.
From @abcnews 16-year-old with aggressive, rare bone cancer, who has received more than 50 rounds of chemotherapy and had his leg amputated, lives dream as police detective for a day. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue

Memes, 🤖, and Cat: When your cat stays in the room with you while you smoke @TopTree Stoned to the bone 😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @toptree

Memes, 🤖, and Cat: When your cat stays in the room with
you while you smoke
@TopTree
Stoned to the bone 😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @toptree

Memes, 🤖, and Cat: When your cat stays in the room with
you while you smoke
@TopTree
Stoned to the bone 😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @toptree

Stoned to the bone 😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @toptree

Bones, Lmao, and Memes: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo shoulder Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back Who else saw the Parrott? 😂😂😂 @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop

Bones, Lmao, and Memes: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo
shoulder
Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici
We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back
Who else saw the Parrott? 😂😂😂 @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop

Bones, Lmao, and Memes: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo
shoulder
Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici
We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back
Who else saw the Parrott? 😂😂😂 @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop

Who else saw the Parrott? 😂😂😂 @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop @pmwhiphop

Bones, Hello, and Ugly: henlo rabbit hello you STINKY BUNNY go eat a carrot ugly 4m 5 7 6 8 hendo dog 6.go eat a bone ugy SE henlo bird helllo you STINKY BIRD go eat a booger ugly Type a message here 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: henlo lizer 1 roolting tooting motherfucker: helllo you STINKY LIZARD 1 rooting tooting motherfucker go eat a fly u gly 19, 2016 at 12:00 PM Cyber bullying needs to be stopped https://t.co/IXaL3NTHbf

Bones, Hello, and Ugly: henlo rabbit
hello you STINKY BUNNY
go eat a carrot ugly
4m
5
7
6
8

hendo dog
6.go eat a bone ugy
SE

henlo bird
helllo you STINKY BIRD
go eat a booger ugly
Type a message here

1 rooting tooting motherfucker: henlo lizer
1 roolting tooting motherfucker: helllo you STINKY LIZARD
1 rooting tooting motherfucker go eat a fly u
gly
19, 2016 at 12:00 PM
Cyber bullying needs to be stopped https://t.co/IXaL3NTHbf

Bones, Hello, and Ugly: henlo rabbit
hello you STINKY BUNNY
go eat a carrot ugly
4m
5
7
6
8

hendo dog
6.go eat a bone ugy
SE

henlo bird
helllo you STINKY BIRD
go eat a booger ugly
Type a message here

1 rooting tooting motherfucker: henlo lizer
1 roolting tooting motherfucker: helllo you STINKY LIZARD
1 rooting tooting motherfucker go eat a fly u
gly
19, 2016 at 12:00 PM
Cyber bullying needs to be stopped https://t.co/IXaL3NTHbf

Bone Thugs N Harmony, Celtic, and Memes: SM-harmony 19 9 thugs-i E 1999 Eternal A. CELTIC PAREN TAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT 22 years ago today, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

Bone Thugs N Harmony, Celtic, and Memes: SM-harmony
19 9
thugs-i
E 1999 Eternal
A.
CELTIC
PAREN TAL
ADVISORY
EXPLICIT CONTENT
22 years ago today,
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

Bone Thugs N Harmony, Celtic, and Memes: SM-harmony
19 9
thugs-i
E 1999 Eternal
A.
CELTIC
PAREN TAL
ADVISORY
EXPLICIT CONTENT
22 years ago today,
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

22 years ago today, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

Bone Thugs N Harmony, Celtic, and Today: SM-harmony 19 9 thugs-i E 1999 Eternal A. CELTIC PAREN TAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT 22 years ago today, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

Bone Thugs N Harmony, Celtic, and Today: SM-harmony
19 9
thugs-i
E 1999 Eternal
A.
CELTIC
PAREN TAL
ADVISORY
EXPLICIT CONTENT
22 years ago today,
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

Bone Thugs N Harmony, Celtic, and Today: SM-harmony
19 9
thugs-i
E 1999 Eternal
A.
CELTIC
PAREN TAL
ADVISORY
EXPLICIT CONTENT
22 years ago today,
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

22 years ago today, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony released their album "E.1999" 🔥💯 https://t.co/Vqj4qWebyy

Apple, Whip, and Boi: yea boi l whip it up in the kitchen. call me Gorzon Ramshackle. bone apple tea.

Apple, Whip, and Boi: yea boi l whip it up in the kitchen.
call me Gorzon Ramshackle. bone
apple tea.

Apple, Whip, and Boi: yea boi l whip it up in the kitchen.
call me Gorzon Ramshackle. bone
apple tea.

Lmao, Yo, and Good: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo shoulder Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back 😂😂😂😂

Lmao, Yo, and Good: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo
shoulder
Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici
We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back
😂😂😂😂

Lmao, Yo, and Good: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo
shoulder
Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici
We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back
😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Bones, Lmao, and Memes: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo shoulder Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back Who else thought it was a parrot 😂 @savagememesss

Bones, Lmao, and Memes: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo
shoulder
Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici
We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back
Who else thought it was a parrot 😂 @savagememesss

Bones, Lmao, and Memes: Lmao l thought you had a parrot on yo
shoulder
Ham Bone @Colin_Haimovici
We eatin good tonight. I'm jk I threw it back
Who else thought it was a parrot 😂 @savagememesss

Who else thought it was a parrot 😂 @savagememesss

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: Mark Ruffalo reacting to seeing other actors: a breathtaking trilogy COM co two netflix movies that i highkey recommend: okja and to the bone -yoongi✨

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: Mark Ruffalo reacting to seeing
other actors: a breathtaking
trilogy
COM
co
two netflix movies that i highkey recommend: okja and to the bone -yoongi✨

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: Mark Ruffalo reacting to seeing
other actors: a breathtaking
trilogy
COM
co
two netflix movies that i highkey recommend: okja and to the bone -yoongi✨

two netflix movies that i highkey recommend: okja and to the bone -yoongi✨

Lit, Memes, and 🤖: When u stoned to the fuckin bone Last night was lit 🔥🔥🔥

Lit, Memes, and 🤖: When u stoned to the fuckin bone
Last night was lit 🔥🔥🔥

Lit, Memes, and 🤖: When u stoned to the fuckin bone
Last night was lit 🔥🔥🔥

Memes, Weird, and 🤖: hen you see something weird in your plzza thislooks like a likea bone

Memes, Weird, and 🤖: hen
you see
something
weird
in
your
plzza
thislooks like a
likea bone

Memes, Weird, and 🤖: hen
you see
something
weird
in
your
plzza
thislooks like a
likea bone

Bones, Memes, and Snl: have you experienced CALCIUM SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: intense feeling of bone - winning an ipod 2 bones in urine Simply thank mr skeltal Watching a really good snl skit and I haven't watched one in forever and it's refreshing

Bones, Memes, and Snl: have you experienced
CALCIUM
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:
intense feeling of bone
- winning an ipod 2
bones in urine
Simply thank mr skeltal
Watching a really good snl skit and I haven't watched one in forever and it's refreshing

Bones, Memes, and Snl: have you experienced
CALCIUM
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:
intense feeling of bone
- winning an ipod 2
bones in urine
Simply thank mr skeltal
Watching a really good snl skit and I haven't watched one in forever and it's refreshing

Watching a really good snl skit and I haven't watched one in forever and it's refreshing

Bones, Memes, and Twitter: Follow me on Twitter! Ragdoll is triple-jointed in every bone in his body, making him the world's greatest contortionist. Because of this, he can escape from almost any kind of handcuffs and he's incredibly difficult to gralb or hold down 回@VILLA IN TRUEFACTS 步@VILLA IN PEDI Source: Villains United 1-6 (2005) dccomics geek warnerbros comics like

Bones, Memes, and Twitter: Follow me on Twitter!
Ragdoll is triple-jointed in every bone in his body,
making him the world's greatest contortionist.
Because of this, he can escape from almost any
kind of handcuffs and he's incredibly difficult to gralb
or hold down
回@VILLA IN TRUEFACTS
步@VILLA IN PEDI
Source: Villains United 1-6 (2005) dccomics geek warnerbros comics like

Bones, Memes, and Twitter: Follow me on Twitter!
Ragdoll is triple-jointed in every bone in his body,
making him the world's greatest contortionist.
Because of this, he can escape from almost any
kind of handcuffs and he's incredibly difficult to gralb
or hold down
回@VILLA IN TRUEFACTS
步@VILLA IN PEDI
Source: Villains United 1-6 (2005) dccomics geek warnerbros comics like

Source: Villains United 1-6 (2005) dccomics geek warnerbros comics like

Bad, Dank, and Memes: @lavishjimin asians can be bad too FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY jd @jdthenigga i thought she was dabbing at first but it was her collar bone Omg 😂

Bad, Dank, and Memes: @lavishjimin
asians can be bad too
FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY
jd
@jdthenigga
i thought she was dabbing at first
but it was her collar bone
Omg 😂

Bad, Dank, and Memes: @lavishjimin
asians can be bad too
FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY
jd
@jdthenigga
i thought she was dabbing at first
but it was her collar bone
Omg 😂

Baked, Memes, and Wow: Are you eating healthy? Yes! Today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato purée spread on baked whole wheat Wow! Let me see Delivered Wtf Bone appleteet 👌🏼

Baked, Memes, and Wow: Are you eating healthy?
Yes!
Today I made aged organic milk
tossed over seasoned tomato
purée spread on baked whole
wheat
Wow! Let me see
Delivered
Wtf
Bone appleteet 👌🏼

Baked, Memes, and Wow: Are you eating healthy?
Yes!
Today I made aged organic milk
tossed over seasoned tomato
purée spread on baked whole
wheat
Wow! Let me see
Delivered
Wtf
Bone appleteet 👌🏼

Bone appleteet 👌🏼

Apple, Bones, and Cars: DO YOU WANT RICE WITH YOUR CHICKEN? YES Bone apple tea. Car memes

Apple, Bones, and Cars: DO YOU WANT RICE
WITH YOUR CHICKEN?
YES
Bone apple tea.
Car memes

Apple, Bones, and Cars: DO YOU WANT RICE
WITH YOUR CHICKEN?
YES
Bone apple tea.
Car memes

Bone apple tea. Car memes

Memes, Nigeria, and Been: D@ EVENT GUY @oSBARTH Dear Nigeria, Biscuit doesn't have bone neither does bone have biscuit. It's not BISCUIT BONE but BRISKET BONE. My childhood has been ruined But who asked him? 😢

Memes, Nigeria, and Been: D@ EVENT GUY
@oSBARTH
Dear Nigeria,
Biscuit doesn't have bone neither does bone
have biscuit. It's not BISCUIT BONE but BRISKET
BONE. My childhood has been ruined
But who asked him? 😢

Memes, Nigeria, and Been: D@ EVENT GUY
@oSBARTH
Dear Nigeria,
Biscuit doesn't have bone neither does bone
have biscuit. It's not BISCUIT BONE but BRISKET
BONE. My childhood has been ruined
But who asked him? 😢

But who asked him? 😢

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tweet Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feeding Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch - shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sniffs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face fime with Fepper so í carn talk to her. Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl . Let her escape - know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! me as a dog owner https://t.co/fi872ATFvv

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tweet
Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watch
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch - shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face fime with Fepper so í carn talk to her.
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
me as a dog owner https://t.co/fi872ATFvv

At-At, Beautiful, and Food: Tweet
Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watch
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch - shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face fime with Fepper so í carn talk to her.
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
me as a dog owner https://t.co/fi872ATFvv

me as a dog owner https://t.co/fi872ATFvv

Bones, Food, and Memes: When you're stoned to the bone and go out to get food Too stoned 😆😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @drgrayfang

Bones, Food, and Memes: When you're stoned to the bone and go
out to get food
Too stoned 😆😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @drgrayfang

Bones, Food, and Memes: When you're stoned to the bone and go
out to get food
Too stoned 😆😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @drgrayfang

Too stoned 😆😂 🍁Follow ➡ @weedsavage 🍁 📷: @drgrayfang

Lego, Memes, and Http: AT THE AGE OF 22, TRUMP'S "BONE SPURS" KEPT HIM OUT OF VIETNAM. BUT THEY DON'T KEEP HIM OFF THE TENNIS COURTS OF MAR-A-LAGO AT 71.. IF YOU THINK THIS MAN IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR COUNTRY, COMMENT YES & SHARE! Image Credit: deathandtaxesmag.com Changes: cropped, resized, images overlaid. Original: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/335611/trump-mar-a-lego-tennis-shorts/ What happened to your "bone spurs", Trump?

Lego, Memes, and Http: AT THE AGE OF 22, TRUMP'S
"BONE SPURS" KEPT HIM
OUT OF VIETNAM. BUT
THEY DON'T KEEP HIM OFF
THE TENNIS COURTS OF
MAR-A-LAGO AT 71..
IF YOU THINK THIS MAN IS AN
EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR
COUNTRY, COMMENT YES & SHARE!
Image Credit: deathandtaxesmag.com Changes: cropped, resized, images overlaid. Original:
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/335611/trump-mar-a-lego-tennis-shorts/
What happened to your "bone spurs", Trump?

Lego, Memes, and Http: AT THE AGE OF 22, TRUMP'S
"BONE SPURS" KEPT HIM
OUT OF VIETNAM. BUT
THEY DON'T KEEP HIM OFF
THE TENNIS COURTS OF
MAR-A-LAGO AT 71..
IF YOU THINK THIS MAN IS AN
EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR
COUNTRY, COMMENT YES & SHARE!
Image Credit: deathandtaxesmag.com Changes: cropped, resized, images overlaid. Original:
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/335611/trump-mar-a-lego-tennis-shorts/
What happened to your "bone spurs", Trump?

What happened to your "bone spurs", Trump?

Bones, Goals, and God: PRAY SET GOALS MAKE A PLAN WORK HARD SUCCEED. THANK GOD. STAY HUMBLE. Peter J. Bone I achievetheimpossible Love it @achievetheimpossible

Bones, Goals, and God: PRAY
SET GOALS
MAKE A PLAN
WORK HARD
SUCCEED.
THANK GOD.
STAY HUMBLE.
Peter J. Bone I achievetheimpossible
Love it @achievetheimpossible

Bones, Goals, and God: PRAY
SET GOALS
MAKE A PLAN
WORK HARD
SUCCEED.
THANK GOD.
STAY HUMBLE.
Peter J. Bone I achievetheimpossible
Love it @achievetheimpossible

Love it @achievetheimpossible

Funny, Memes, and Stephen: Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant Hey @YouTube, maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my gran is choking on a fish bone Vertaal vanuit het Engels 08-04-15 15:45 Happy Fourth of July! clean cleanfunny cleanhilarious cleanposts cleanpictures cleanaccount funny funnyaccount funnypictures funnyposts funnyclean funnyhilarious

Funny, Memes, and Stephen: Stephen Merchant
@StephenMerchant
Hey @YouTube, maybe don't put
ads before first aid vids? I don't
have time to watch a Red Lobster
ad when my gran is choking on a
fish bone
Vertaal vanuit het Engels
08-04-15 15:45
Happy Fourth of July! clean cleanfunny cleanhilarious cleanposts cleanpictures cleanaccount funny funnyaccount funnypictures funnyposts funnyclean funnyhilarious

Funny, Memes, and Stephen: Stephen Merchant
@StephenMerchant
Hey @YouTube, maybe don't put
ads before first aid vids? I don't
have time to watch a Red Lobster
ad when my gran is choking on a
fish bone
Vertaal vanuit het Engels
08-04-15 15:45
Happy Fourth of July! clean cleanfunny cleanhilarious cleanposts cleanpictures cleanaccount funny funnyaccount funnypictures funnyposts funnyclean funnyhilarious

Happy Fourth of July! clean cleanfunny cleanhilarious cleanposts cleanpictures cleanaccount funny funnyaccount funnypictures funnyposts funn...

Memes, Tomorrow, and Quidditch: Sir, it's Quidditch tomorrow. Then I suggest you take extra care, Mr. Potter. POTTERSCENES Loss of limb will not excuse you. [ PrisonerOfAzkaban – 2004] — Q: Have you ever broken a bone?

Memes, Tomorrow, and Quidditch: Sir, it's Quidditch tomorrow.
Then I suggest you take
extra care, Mr. Potter.
POTTERSCENES
Loss of limb will not excuse you.
[ PrisonerOfAzkaban – 2004] — Q: Have you ever broken a bone?

Memes, Tomorrow, and Quidditch: Sir, it's Quidditch tomorrow.
Then I suggest you take
extra care, Mr. Potter.
POTTERSCENES
Loss of limb will not excuse you.
[ PrisonerOfAzkaban – 2004] — Q: Have you ever broken a bone?

[ PrisonerOfAzkaban – 2004] — Q: Have you ever broken a bone?

Finish Line, Memes, and Respect: An 11-year-old boy who lost his leg to bone cancer participated at a triathlon for kids. During the run his prosthesis failed. So the Marines went to the boy's aid and carried him through the finish line. RememberMilitary respect 🇺🇸 🗣 @medicalbadassery - - fuckcancer

Finish Line, Memes, and Respect: An 11-year-old boy who lost his leg to bone cancer
participated at a triathlon for kids. During the run
his prosthesis failed. So the Marines went to the
boy's aid and carried him through the finish line.
RememberMilitary
respect 🇺🇸 🗣 @medicalbadassery - - fuckcancer

Finish Line, Memes, and Respect: An 11-year-old boy who lost his leg to bone cancer
participated at a triathlon for kids. During the run
his prosthesis failed. So the Marines went to the
boy's aid and carried him through the finish line.
RememberMilitary
respect 🇺🇸 🗣 @medicalbadassery - - fuckcancer

Bae, Fall, and Ken: Two meme legends enjoying some much needed time off I assume Salt Bae and HaramBae are somewhere on a United Airline flight cracking open a cold one with Ken Bone while ten million fireflies light up the world as they fall asleep

Bae, Fall, and Ken: Two meme legends enjoying some
much needed time off
I assume Salt Bae and HaramBae are somewhere on a United Airline flight cracking open a cold one with Ken Bone while ten million fireflies light up the world as they fall asleep

Bae, Fall, and Ken: Two meme legends enjoying some
much needed time off
I assume Salt Bae and HaramBae are somewhere on a United Airline flight cracking open a cold one with Ken Bone while ten million fireflies light up the world as they fall asleep

I assume Salt Bae and HaramBae are somewhere on a United Airline flight cracking open a cold one with Ken Bone while ten million fireflies l...

Af, Bbw, and Bitch: When she's playing with your balls & french kissing ya dick head while she's looking you in your eyes It's a rare occasion when you find a girl who actually knows how to give good head, I was at a bar in NYC. Drinking chocolate milk cause that shit promotes bone density and all types of healthy shit. I see a BBW walk in and all my brain is thinking in that moment is how do I get that girl over to me so I can convince her to give me head in my car. It's some scumbag shit but I was ready to do whatever it took. I slide over to her and let her know my name. We start talking about what type of vegetable is the most sexualized, I tell her it's the carrot cause they long af and they bushy tops. She said it was the eggplant cause of how thick that bitch is. Eventually I bring her to my car and I'm receiving some godly head from this fine female. I nut in 3 sec cause I'm not shit but when I do nut I seize up and let out my kids to play. Found out later she was trans and pregnant. Not my kid tho but def a nice succ.

Af, Bbw, and Bitch: When she's playing with your balls &
french kissing ya dick head while she's
looking you in your eyes
It's a rare occasion when you find a girl who actually knows how to give good head, I was at a bar in NYC. Drinking chocolate milk cause that shit promotes bone density and all types of healthy shit. I see a BBW walk in and all my brain is thinking in that moment is how do I get that girl over to me so I can convince her to give me head in my car. It's some scumbag shit but I was ready to do whatever it took. I slide over to her and let her know my name. We start talking about what type of vegetable is the most sexualized, I tell her it's the carrot cause they long af and they bushy tops. She said it was the eggplant cause of how thick that bitch is. Eventually I bring her to my car and I'm receiving some godly head from this fine female. I nut in 3 sec cause I'm not shit but when I do nut I seize up and let out my kids to play. Found out later she was trans and pregnant. Not my kid tho but def a nice succ.

Af, Bbw, and Bitch: When she's playing with your balls &
french kissing ya dick head while she's
looking you in your eyes
It's a rare occasion when you find a girl who actually knows how to give good head, I was at a bar in NYC. Drinking chocolate milk cause that shit promotes bone density and all types of healthy shit. I see a BBW walk in and all my brain is thinking in that moment is how do I get that girl over to me so I can convince her to give me head in my car. It's some scumbag shit but I was ready to do whatever it took. I slide over to her and let her know my name. We start talking about what type of vegetable is the most sexualized, I tell her it's the carrot cause they long af and they bushy tops. She said it was the eggplant cause of how thick that bitch is. Eventually I bring her to my car and I'm receiving some godly head from this fine female. I nut in 3 sec cause I'm not shit but when I do nut I seize up and let out my kids to play. Found out later she was trans and pregnant. Not my kid tho but def a nice succ.