🔥 Popular | Latest

Fall, Tumblr, and Blog: booster-gvng: Killzone: Shadow Fall - Helghast Commando by Arno HELGHAN FOREVER!

booster-gvng: Killzone: Shadow Fall - Helghast Commando by Arno HELGHAN FOREVER!

Save
Dank, Mark Zuckerberg, and Meme: Mark Zuckerberg using a booster seat to testify before Congress is the only meme you need today. by alka5eltzer FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Mark Zuckerberg using a booster seat to testify before Congress is the only meme you need today. by alka5eltzer FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Save
Alive, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="https://sorrythatnamehasbeentaken.tumblr.com/post/168948851502/funnypages-obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">sorrythatnamehasbeentaken</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Casual reminder that when Bruce died and Dick took over as Batman, Twoface knew something was up and proceeded to beat the shit out of Dick, demanding to fight ‘the real batman.’ So Alfred put on the cowl showed him that Batman was still alive and well. </p><p><br/></p><p>Also, lets not forget the single most heartbreaking page I’ve ever read, from Batman #687:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1d4b86c682ff218dbf3e033024cbcc8/tumblr_inline_p1jvbrq0zB1tncrub_540.png" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Who gave you the right?</p>
Save
Ass, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>
Save