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boths: Follow i So I found this message in found this message in my DM last night on Instagram about an hour ago or so before I got the chance to read it sent from Mgk himself.... idk if this is Sprint 1:12 AM イ 13%しー-" Sprint 1:12 AM +13%(-' ● Sprint 11:38 AM .92% machinegunkell。ⓘ く machinegunkelly ⓘ く peopie get comparea to everyboay everyday oday at T08AM 4292 2m 300 read it sent from Mgk himsef... idk if this is exactly real or not but I wanted to ask a few people around before I actually posted this and from what everybody told me when I sent them these screen shots they think it's legit just because of the blue check marlk that's beside his account because I know every famous person has that on their account and turns out he has 2 million followers. So I'm just gonna assume and say I quess this is leqit! ALL I GOT TO SAY NOW IS ITS ABOUT TIME THE AIR WAS CLEARED THROUGH THIS!!! hey man so i dont usually reply back to people under these kind of circumstances but im gonna reply back to you cause i seen a couple of my fans that were hating on you on Twitter and tagging both you and me in the same posts and from you blowing up my dm askingbecause you are apparently trying to be like me in a way from what they say and i will just give you the benefit of the doubt that in someway you do kind of look like me man.. 11, but alot of people get compared to everybody dont sweat what people say dude. i don't think your trying to be like me.. maybe they just look at it from that way but from my perspective and in my opinion i don't think you are. live your life and your dream man. you seem like a pretty cool dude and that inspiration music you spit is fire bro! you speak through music in a way just like i do. but from all critics aside and people talking how did you come up with the name "robbie gun turner"? curious to know that young gunner Followed by ashleymichellyskylaralien cheddah thn-71 more dont sweat what people say dude. i dont think your trying to be like me.. maybe they just look at it from that way but from my perspective and in my opinion i don't think you are. live your life and your dream man, you seem like a pretty cool dude and that inspiration music you spit is fire bro! you speak through music in a way just like i do. but from all critics aside and people talking how did you come up with the name "robbie gun turner"? curious to know that and i like that shit you made standup" and "standup nation like lace up!! I will agree with some of my fans though it does sound similar to my shit I created.. but aye as long as it isnt saying "lace up" then im cool bro. maybe after im done with the alpha omega tour in europe i can fly you out to the next place be when i get back to the states and we can record a track and blow down, and hopefully that should take care of your problem with people saying your trying to be like me Write a message... OOWrite a message. 668 likes AUGUST 13, 2016
boths: Follow i So I found this message in found this message in my DM last night on Instagram about an hour ago or so before I got the chance to read it sent from Mgk himself.... idk if this is Sprint 1:12 AM イ 13%しー-" Sprint 1:12 AM +13%(-' ● Sprint 11:38 AM .92% machinegunkell。ⓘ く machinegunkelly ⓘ く peopie get comparea to everyboay everyday oday at T08AM 4292 2m 300 read it sent from Mgk himsef... idk if this is exactly real or not but I wanted to ask a few people around before I actually posted this and from what everybody told me when I sent them these screen shots they think it's legit just because of the blue check marlk that's beside his account because I know every famous person has that on their account and turns out he has 2 million followers. So I'm just gonna assume and say I quess this is leqit! ALL I GOT TO SAY NOW IS ITS ABOUT TIME THE AIR WAS CLEARED THROUGH THIS!!! hey man so i dont usually reply back to people under these kind of circumstances but im gonna reply back to you cause i seen a couple of my fans that were hating on you on Twitter and tagging both you and me in the same posts and from you blowing up my dm askingbecause you are apparently trying to be like me in a way from what they say and i will just give you the benefit of the doubt that in someway you do kind of look like me man.. 11, but alot of people get compared to everybody dont sweat what people say dude. i don't think your trying to be like me.. maybe they just look at it from that way but from my perspective and in my opinion i don't think you are. live your life and your dream man. you seem like a pretty cool dude and that inspiration music you spit is fire bro! you speak through music in a way just like i do. but from all critics aside and people talking how did you come up with the name "robbie gun turner"? curious to know that young gunner Followed by ashleymichellyskylaralien cheddah thn-71 more dont sweat what people say dude. i dont think your trying to be like me.. maybe they just look at it from that way but from my perspective and in my opinion i don't think you are. live your life and your dream man, you seem like a pretty cool dude and that inspiration music you spit is fire bro! you speak through music in a way just like i do. but from all critics aside and people talking how did you come up with the name "robbie gun turner"? curious to know that and i like that shit you made standup" and "standup nation like lace up!! I will agree with some of my fans though it does sound similar to my shit I created.. but aye as long as it isnt saying "lace up" then im cool bro. maybe after im done with the alpha omega tour in europe i can fly you out to the next place be when i get back to the states and we can record a track and blow down, and hopefully that should take care of your problem with people saying your trying to be like me Write a message... OOWrite a message. 668 likes AUGUST 13, 2016
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💔 NY MANHATTAN TO BE DESTROYED 7-10-17💔 ➡️**NEW HOPE RESCUE** . My name is ROCKIE 💙 My Animal ID is A1115829 I am a neutered male white maltese mix. The shelter thinks I am about 5YEARS old. 07-03-2017 - surrender reason stated was MOVE2PRIVA 😡 . Rockie was born in the home, now owners are moving and cannot bring Rocky with them. Rocky last visited a vet a year ago. When strangers come over Rocky barks at them but keeps his distance but if they run away he chases them and bites at the ankle of their pants 😩. He lives in a home with children and is tolerant and playful and plays gently. if it is a strange child he reacts to them He does not like to be picked up however and will snap if attempted. He reacts to all strangers the same no matter their age. He is relaxed around other dogs and playful with cats. NO BITE HISTORY. Rocky is house trained and does not destroy household items. He is NOT bothered by having his food or toys touched while he has them😊. When being bathed, brushed or having his nails trimmed he will bark, growl and snap. when unfamliar people approach his home or family member he barks. Rocky has a medium level of activity at home. He really loves to play with balls and play fetch with something squeaky😍. He sleeps in his owners bed or his dog bed. Fed dry food twice daily. He is trained touse the weewee pad, well behaved when left home alone and knows the commands "sit, come and no" in both spanish and english. Not a leash puller and is not walked off leash. 😢💔🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💗💗💗 *** severely matted down caudal dorsum and limbs, tail ear pinnae *** . ***CONSIDER fostering, ALL expenses paid. 🙏🏻EMAIL helpdogs@urgentpodr.org if you're local to NY or the NE USA & can adopt- foster THIS pet.: Rescue meTolerant Severely matted Playful Gentle OK with CATS Knows some Spanish 💔 NY MANHATTAN TO BE DESTROYED 7-10-17💔 ➡️**NEW HOPE RESCUE** . My name is ROCKIE 💙 My Animal ID is A1115829 I am a neutered male white maltese mix. The shelter thinks I am about 5YEARS old. 07-03-2017 - surrender reason stated was MOVE2PRIVA 😡 . Rockie was born in the home, now owners are moving and cannot bring Rocky with them. Rocky last visited a vet a year ago. When strangers come over Rocky barks at them but keeps his distance but if they run away he chases them and bites at the ankle of their pants 😩. He lives in a home with children and is tolerant and playful and plays gently. if it is a strange child he reacts to them He does not like to be picked up however and will snap if attempted. He reacts to all strangers the same no matter their age. He is relaxed around other dogs and playful with cats. NO BITE HISTORY. Rocky is house trained and does not destroy household items. He is NOT bothered by having his food or toys touched while he has them😊. When being bathed, brushed or having his nails trimmed he will bark, growl and snap. when unfamliar people approach his home or family member he barks. Rocky has a medium level of activity at home. He really loves to play with balls and play fetch with something squeaky😍. He sleeps in his owners bed or his dog bed. Fed dry food twice daily. He is trained touse the weewee pad, well behaved when left home alone and knows the commands "sit, come and no" in both spanish and english. Not a leash puller and is not walked off leash. 😢💔🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💗💗💗 *** severely matted down caudal dorsum and limbs, tail ear pinnae *** . ***CONSIDER fostering, ALL expenses paid. 🙏🏻EMAIL helpdogs@urgentpodr.org if you're local to NY or the NE USA & can adopt- foster THIS pet.
💔 NY MANHATTAN TO BE DESTROYED 7-10-17💔 ➡️**NEW HOPE RESCUE** . My name is ROCKIE 💙 My Animal ID is A1115829 I am a neutered male white maltese mix. The shelter thinks I am about 5YEARS old. 07-03-2017 - surrender reason stated was MOVE2PRIVA 😡 . Rockie was born in the home, now owners are moving and cannot bring Rocky with them. Rocky last visited a vet a year ago. When strangers come over Rocky barks at them but keeps his distance but if they run away he chases them and bites at the ankle of their pants 😩. He lives in a home with children and is tolerant and playful and plays gently. if it is a strange child he reacts to them He does not like to be picked up however and will snap if attempted. He reacts to all strangers the same no matter their age. He is relaxed around other dogs and playful with cats. NO BITE HISTORY. Rocky is house trained and does not destroy household items. He is NOT bothered by having his food or toys touched while he has them😊. When being bathed, brushed or having his nails trimmed he will bark, growl and snap. when unfamliar people approach his home or family member he barks. Rocky has a medium level of activity at home. He really loves to play with balls and play fetch with something squeaky😍. He sleeps in his owners bed or his dog bed. Fed dry food twice daily. He is trained touse the weewee pad, well behaved when left home alone and knows the commands "sit, come and no" in both spanish and english. Not a leash puller and is not walked off leash. 😢💔🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💗💗💗 *** severely matted down caudal dorsum and limbs, tail ear pinnae *** . ***CONSIDER fostering, ALL expenses paid. 🙏🏻EMAIL helpdogs@urgentpodr.org if you're local to NY or the NE USA & can adopt- foster THIS pet.: Rescue meTolerant Severely matted Playful Gentle OK with CATS Knows some Spanish 💔 NY MANHATTAN TO BE DESTROYED 7-10-17💔 ➡️**NEW HOPE RESCUE** . My name is ROCKIE 💙 My Animal ID is A1115829 I am a neutered male white maltese mix. The shelter thinks I am about 5YEARS old. 07-03-2017 - surrender reason stated was MOVE2PRIVA 😡 . Rockie was born in the home, now owners are moving and cannot bring Rocky with them. Rocky last visited a vet a year ago. When strangers come over Rocky barks at them but keeps his distance but if they run away he chases them and bites at the ankle of their pants 😩. He lives in a home with children and is tolerant and playful and plays gently. if it is a strange child he reacts to them He does not like to be picked up however and will snap if attempted. He reacts to all strangers the same no matter their age. He is relaxed around other dogs and playful with cats. NO BITE HISTORY. Rocky is house trained and does not destroy household items. He is NOT bothered by having his food or toys touched while he has them😊. When being bathed, brushed or having his nails trimmed he will bark, growl and snap. when unfamliar people approach his home or family member he barks. Rocky has a medium level of activity at home. He really loves to play with balls and play fetch with something squeaky😍. He sleeps in his owners bed or his dog bed. Fed dry food twice daily. He is trained touse the weewee pad, well behaved when left home alone and knows the commands "sit, come and no" in both spanish and english. Not a leash puller and is not walked off leash. 😢💔🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💗💗💗 *** severely matted down caudal dorsum and limbs, tail ear pinnae *** . ***CONSIDER fostering, ALL expenses paid. 🙏🏻EMAIL helpdogs@urgentpodr.org if you're local to NY or the NE USA & can adopt- foster THIS pet.

💔 NY MANHATTAN TO BE DESTROYED 7-10-17💔 ➡️**NEW HOPE RESCUE** . My name is ROCKIE 💙 My Animal ID is A1115829 I am a neutered male white m...

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boths: 35 subscribers OH MY GOD. IJUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girifriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the money for a bus, so of course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as Shit-Skull) blames the bus driver Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery, Shit-Skull proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in their seats. All except one man. Ah, this man. I wish I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no t his fault you can't pay." The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over Shit- Skull's head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears dunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm...down? It must be a challenge! "Are you try'na start met You wanna go me you kingYo nna fing go me?" Ah truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Batman-esque reaction of: Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus." You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside Shit-Skull's shitty little skull ticked over. Finally the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, slurring voice of his sister-daughter telling him to "take him and (quoting directly) "don't take none that shit babe" convince them both to step off the bus ready to fight. Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate", AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEAT. The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED. We were dlapping, we were cheering, I gave Shit-Skull the finger out the window and Im pretty sure people hugged. T:dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book Unlike Comment Share You lke this.
boths: 35 subscribers OH MY GOD. IJUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girifriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the money for a bus, so of course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as Shit-Skull) blames the bus driver Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery, Shit-Skull proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in their seats. All except one man. Ah, this man. I wish I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no t his fault you can't pay." The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over Shit- Skull's head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears dunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm...down? It must be a challenge! "Are you try'na start met You wanna go me you kingYo nna fing go me?" Ah truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Batman-esque reaction of: Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus." You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside Shit-Skull's shitty little skull ticked over. Finally the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, slurring voice of his sister-daughter telling him to "take him and (quoting directly) "don't take none that shit babe" convince them both to step off the bus ready to fight. Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate", AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEAT. The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED. We were dlapping, we were cheering, I gave Shit-Skull the finger out the window and Im pretty sure people hugged. T:dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book Unlike Comment Share You lke this.
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boths: Anon's 100 tips to greatness 1. True wisdom and insight is always free 2. Give your power over to no one. 3. Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known. 4. Get a library card 5. Spend more time around people that both challenge and respect you 6. Remain skepbical forever 7. Fight for what matters 8. There is a method that works. Find it 9. Join a movement 10. Drink your coffee black 10. Drink your coffee black 11. Never let anyone photoshop a picture of you. It creates a false sense of self-confidence62 Don'ttake anything personaly, ever 12. Read more. Especially things you disagree with. 13. Get used to feeling stupid. It's a sign of growth 14. It's easy for people to talk a good game, so watch how they behave instead 15. Leam something from everyone 16. Find things that inspire you and pursue them, even if there's no money in it 17. Starve if you have to, for as long as you need to. 18 Survive on a littie just to prove you can do it 19. Get one big success at an early age. help build your confidence for bigger things. 20. Do what you say you'll do. No one is reliable anymore 21. Be comfortable with abandonment even of parts of your identity 22. Leam a new language. 51. But also, help people who have never helped you, and can't 52 When you hnow that pain is temporary, it afects all of your decisions 53. Get a tatoo. Don't wory about regret 54. Commit to things, regularly, that are far beyond your ability 55. Meet with triends more often than you think you have to, 56. Learm to meditate. Go on a retreat if you have to. 5T Your stories are both more and less interestng than you think 58. Leam to reality listen 59. Walk more 60. Ugly is just a step on the way to beautiful 61. Get to know your neighbours 24. Keep people around you that will tell you the truth 25. Genius gets you nowhere. Execution is everything 26. If given the choice of equity or cash, always take cash 27 Meet new people as often as possible. Offer to help them. 28. Dont discriminate. Connect anyone in your network to anyone else. 29. If you can't do a pul-up, you have a problem. 30 Nobody likes a know-it-all 31. Get a passport. Fill it up with stamps no one has ever seen. 32 Quit your horrible job. 33. Read biographies, It's like having access to the best mentors in history 34. Go to bed, and wake up, early. No one will bother you, letting your best work emerge 35. Scare yourself a little bit every day. It will expand your inner map. 36. Learn to climb trees 37 Dont buy a lot of stull, and only buy the stul you really love 38. Be humble and curious 39. Twitter tollowers don't keep you warm at night 40. Be as useful as you can in as many dircumstances as possible 41, Show up. 42. Repeat people's names when you meet them. 43. Turn internet access o your phone. Wi黍is fine 44. Get a deck of Oblique Strategies cards. Use them 45. Make your home a place where you feel safe 46. Take people up on bets. Make more bets yourself 47. Take cold showers. Theyre better than coffee 48. Learn to enjoy hunger 49. Make everything either shorter, or longer, than it needs to be 50. Always remember those who helped you. Delver two or three times as much value back 63. Consider avoiding school. Go to lots of conferences instead 64. As soon as you can, buy some art 65 Apologize more than you need to. 66 Find out if there wi be food there 67. A good haircut changes everything 68. Read Man's Search For Meaning. 69. Say no to projects you dont care about 70. Do things that are uncool. Later on, they usually end up becoming cool anyway 71. Find your voice 72 Have some manners 73 Lean to play chess, go, and bridge. They'll keep you from going senile 74 Leam about the Tetrapharmakos 75. Find ways to cheat the system-just don't cheat people 76. Be like Jesus, not like his followers. (This applies to all of them.) 77. Atleast once, date someone that's out of your league 78. Examine your jealousy You'll leam a lot about yourset 79. Good connections are about people, not social networks 80. Address small problems. They wil become big problems. 81 Dress like a cooler version of yourself 82. Yes, there is such a thing as bad press. 83 Add adventurer to your Twiter bio Then, become one 84.Ithe internet is the best thing in your life, you have a seious problem. 85. Give away your best work for free 86. Find mentors. Just don't call them that 87. Actualy write on your blog. Nobody cares tits harcd 88 Download Freedom, Use itfor an hour every day 89. Join a gym. Lift the heaviest you can. (This applies to girls too) 90. Do some fireewriting helps you think things through 91. When you're having supper with rich people, pick up the cheque 92 Leam how to speak in public 93. If you see someone who needs help, stop asking yourse븜 if they need help. Instead, just help 94. Bring a bottle of wine 95. The best convers ations are had side by side, not one in front of the other 96. Protect your hearing. Trust me 97. Do what's most important first thing in the moning, before you check email 98. Everyone feels like they're not good enough. its not just you 99. Courage is a learned skol 100. Come out of the closet
boths: Anon's 100 tips to greatness 1. True wisdom and insight is always free 2. Give your power over to no one. 3. Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known. 4. Get a library card 5. Spend more time around people that both challenge and respect you 6. Remain skepbical forever 7. Fight for what matters 8. There is a method that works. Find it 9. Join a movement 10. Drink your coffee black 10. Drink your coffee black 11. Never let anyone photoshop a picture of you. It creates a false sense of self-confidence62 Don'ttake anything personaly, ever 12. Read more. Especially things you disagree with. 13. Get used to feeling stupid. It's a sign of growth 14. It's easy for people to talk a good game, so watch how they behave instead 15. Leam something from everyone 16. Find things that inspire you and pursue them, even if there's no money in it 17. Starve if you have to, for as long as you need to. 18 Survive on a littie just to prove you can do it 19. Get one big success at an early age. help build your confidence for bigger things. 20. Do what you say you'll do. No one is reliable anymore 21. Be comfortable with abandonment even of parts of your identity 22. Leam a new language. 51. But also, help people who have never helped you, and can't 52 When you hnow that pain is temporary, it afects all of your decisions 53. Get a tatoo. Don't wory about regret 54. Commit to things, regularly, that are far beyond your ability 55. Meet with triends more often than you think you have to, 56. Learm to meditate. Go on a retreat if you have to. 5T Your stories are both more and less interestng than you think 58. Leam to reality listen 59. Walk more 60. Ugly is just a step on the way to beautiful 61. Get to know your neighbours 24. Keep people around you that will tell you the truth 25. Genius gets you nowhere. Execution is everything 26. If given the choice of equity or cash, always take cash 27 Meet new people as often as possible. Offer to help them. 28. Dont discriminate. Connect anyone in your network to anyone else. 29. If you can't do a pul-up, you have a problem. 30 Nobody likes a know-it-all 31. Get a passport. Fill it up with stamps no one has ever seen. 32 Quit your horrible job. 33. Read biographies, It's like having access to the best mentors in history 34. Go to bed, and wake up, early. No one will bother you, letting your best work emerge 35. Scare yourself a little bit every day. It will expand your inner map. 36. Learn to climb trees 37 Dont buy a lot of stull, and only buy the stul you really love 38. Be humble and curious 39. Twitter tollowers don't keep you warm at night 40. Be as useful as you can in as many dircumstances as possible 41, Show up. 42. Repeat people's names when you meet them. 43. Turn internet access o your phone. Wi黍is fine 44. Get a deck of Oblique Strategies cards. Use them 45. Make your home a place where you feel safe 46. Take people up on bets. Make more bets yourself 47. Take cold showers. Theyre better than coffee 48. Learn to enjoy hunger 49. Make everything either shorter, or longer, than it needs to be 50. Always remember those who helped you. Delver two or three times as much value back 63. Consider avoiding school. Go to lots of conferences instead 64. As soon as you can, buy some art 65 Apologize more than you need to. 66 Find out if there wi be food there 67. A good haircut changes everything 68. Read Man's Search For Meaning. 69. Say no to projects you dont care about 70. Do things that are uncool. Later on, they usually end up becoming cool anyway 71. Find your voice 72 Have some manners 73 Lean to play chess, go, and bridge. They'll keep you from going senile 74 Leam about the Tetrapharmakos 75. Find ways to cheat the system-just don't cheat people 76. Be like Jesus, not like his followers. (This applies to all of them.) 77. Atleast once, date someone that's out of your league 78. Examine your jealousy You'll leam a lot about yourset 79. Good connections are about people, not social networks 80. Address small problems. They wil become big problems. 81 Dress like a cooler version of yourself 82. Yes, there is such a thing as bad press. 83 Add adventurer to your Twiter bio Then, become one 84.Ithe internet is the best thing in your life, you have a seious problem. 85. Give away your best work for free 86. Find mentors. Just don't call them that 87. Actualy write on your blog. Nobody cares tits harcd 88 Download Freedom, Use itfor an hour every day 89. Join a gym. Lift the heaviest you can. (This applies to girls too) 90. Do some fireewriting helps you think things through 91. When you're having supper with rich people, pick up the cheque 92 Leam how to speak in public 93. If you see someone who needs help, stop asking yourse븜 if they need help. Instead, just help 94. Bring a bottle of wine 95. The best convers ations are had side by side, not one in front of the other 96. Protect your hearing. Trust me 97. Do what's most important first thing in the moning, before you check email 98. Everyone feels like they're not good enough. its not just you 99. Courage is a learned skol 100. Come out of the closet
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