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lovableyou: This unique and reusable eco friendly cat water bottle is the perfect gift for your Friends and Family! Equipped with Thermal Insulation that will keep your drinks hot or cold! => GET YOURS HERE <= : lovableyou: This unique and reusable eco friendly cat water bottle is the perfect gift for your Friends and Family! Equipped with Thermal Insulation that will keep your drinks hot or cold! => GET YOURS HERE <=

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lovableyou: This unique and reusable eco friendly cat water bottle is the perfect gift for your Friends and Family! Equipped with Thermal Insulation that will keep your drinks hot or cold! => GET YOURS HERE <=: lovableyou: This unique and reusable eco friendly cat water bottle is the perfect gift for your Friends and Family! Equipped with Thermal Insulation that will keep your drinks hot or cold! => GET YOURS HERE <=

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Spin the bottle: Spin the bottle

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lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat. White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today. Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business? Man: I sure fucking did. *both laughing* Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business. Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods. [Censoring beeps removed for better readability.] : lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat. White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today. Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business? Man: I sure fucking did. *both laughing* Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business. Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods. [Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

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number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222 : number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222

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lefttreephantom: susiethemoderator: wafflebloggies: that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands : lefttreephantom: susiethemoderator: wafflebloggies: that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

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novelty-gift-ideas: Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle: novelty-gift-ideas: Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle

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The local distillery is making hand sanitizer, but they’ve only got one kind of bottle…: The local distillery is making hand sanitizer, but they’ve only got one kind of bottle…

The local distillery is making hand sanitizer, but they’ve only got one kind of bottle…

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Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale: Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

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Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale: Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

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Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale: Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale

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omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!: omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!

omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergr...

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animalrates:This is Rylee. She noticed you forgot to recycle your empty bottle. Doing her part to assist. A truly exceptional girl. 12/10: animalrates:This is Rylee. She noticed you forgot to recycle your empty bottle. Doing her part to assist. A truly exceptional girl. 12/10

animalrates:This is Rylee. She noticed you forgot to recycle your empty bottle. Doing her part to assist. A truly exceptional girl. 12/10

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Two bottle caps take it or leave it!: Two bottle caps take it or leave it!

Two bottle caps take it or leave it!

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Spooky bottle: Spooky bottle

Spooky bottle

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novelty-gift-ideas: Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle: novelty-gift-ideas: Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle

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ophidahlia: Coca-Cola (and Dixie Cup) pioneered the recycling movement in the 40’s to get people to return valuable glass bottles by charging almost half of the cost of the drink in a returnable fee. Nearly everyone returned their bottles; it was a huge success. When they switched to plastic in the 50’s it became more profitable to just toss bottles away so they used shell organizations to secretly lobby congress and senates to kill recycling bills while simultaneously creating massive ad campaigns to convince the public that recycling was all the consumer’s responsibility. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s public knowledge that gets drowned out in the noise made by their PR firms. Last year Coca-Cola was still up to the same environmental villainry. More recycling advertising campaigns and killed bottle-fee bills which have been long proven to massively boost recycling rates but also push the cost of recycling from the consumer onto the manufacturer. That’s also detailed in the previous link. Don’t ever make the mistake of thinking that large corporations care about this world or anything in it other than profit. They’ll engage in charity as an investment if the campaign offers good return for their brand value and public image, but don’t think for a second we can get capitalists to behave ethically through any other means than forcing them to do it. : ophidahlia: Coca-Cola (and Dixie Cup) pioneered the recycling movement in the 40’s to get people to return valuable glass bottles by charging almost half of the cost of the drink in a returnable fee. Nearly everyone returned their bottles; it was a huge success. When they switched to plastic in the 50’s it became more profitable to just toss bottles away so they used shell organizations to secretly lobby congress and senates to kill recycling bills while simultaneously creating massive ad campaigns to convince the public that recycling was all the consumer’s responsibility. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s public knowledge that gets drowned out in the noise made by their PR firms. Last year Coca-Cola was still up to the same environmental villainry. More recycling advertising campaigns and killed bottle-fee bills which have been long proven to massively boost recycling rates but also push the cost of recycling from the consumer onto the manufacturer. That’s also detailed in the previous link. Don’t ever make the mistake of thinking that large corporations care about this world or anything in it other than profit. They’ll engage in charity as an investment if the campaign offers good return for their brand value and public image, but don’t think for a second we can get capitalists to behave ethically through any other means than forcing them to do it.

ophidahlia: Coca-Cola (and Dixie Cup) pioneered the recycling movement in the 40’s to get people to return valuable glass bottles by char...

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ask-kirby-sans: paddysnuffles: cyhiraeth: jumpingjacktrash: vertisol: offendedfunyarinpa: dduane: laurelai: angelalchemy: standbyfortitanfall: girlwithalessonplan: heliosapollo: losed: A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN yes hello i am here to learn geometries That crow is more prepared than some of my students. You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans. Corvids. Who KNOWS. :) Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are. they still shit all over the place and eat garbage ok but so do we @neurodivergent-crow Cool facts about crows: 1. Crows understand the concept of gifts. There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you. 2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans. There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help. 3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool. 4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow. 5. Crows have regional dialects and accents. They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different. 6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest. They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out. Crows are better than people : ask-kirby-sans: paddysnuffles: cyhiraeth: jumpingjacktrash: vertisol: offendedfunyarinpa: dduane: laurelai: angelalchemy: standbyfortitanfall: girlwithalessonplan: heliosapollo: losed: A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN yes hello i am here to learn geometries That crow is more prepared than some of my students. You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans. Corvids. Who KNOWS. :) Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are. they still shit all over the place and eat garbage ok but so do we @neurodivergent-crow Cool facts about crows: 1. Crows understand the concept of gifts. There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you. 2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans. There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help. 3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool. 4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow. 5. Crows have regional dialects and accents. They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different. 6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest. They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out. Crows are better than people

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Lightning in a bottle [OC]: Lightning in a bottle [OC]

Lightning in a bottle [OC]

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The water bottle gang by UltraBeter MORE MEMES: The water bottle gang by UltraBeter MORE MEMES

The water bottle gang by UltraBeter MORE MEMES

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The water bottle gang: The water bottle gang

The water bottle gang

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“Breakaway Bottle Prank”...how would y’all react?! 😳😩 @YvensonErvil @NicoleOrdonez_ https://t.co/AKsrFOYUg7: “Breakaway Bottle Prank”...how would y’all react?! 😳😩 @YvensonErvil @NicoleOrdonez_ https://t.co/AKsrFOYUg7

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ruinedchildhood: adulthoodisokay: dipluxian-overlord: neo-soulless: sexhaver: if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you 😧😧😧😧 thottled water it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever : ruinedchildhood: adulthoodisokay: dipluxian-overlord: neo-soulless: sexhaver: if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you 😧😧😧😧 thottled water it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

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stilesisbiles: nudityandnerdery: geek-ramblings: daniellebrooksemmy: blvckgeezus: queenstravelingdarling: thatpettyblackgirl: Like I really wanna go find his water and buy some “Now say it like a regular person” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lmfaoooo I lost it when he called willow Yes, Amazon is shit but like any giant shit corporation it HAS to do something good every once in a damn while if only for image purposes. This is one of them. On his birthday Jaden gave out his water to Flint residents. He’s doing good out here. Of all the bullshit Amazon is funding or co-sponsoring, why the hell not this? Don’t come for Jaden over this. Jaden does a crazy amount of good things and even his water company is insane. - The bottle is designed so that what it takes a normal bottle company to deliver in 5 trucks his does in 1 - The bottle is made out of as much reusable and sustainable material as possible - The town they operate in and get water from they are using part of the profits to rebuild that towns pipe infrastructure. They greatly need it. - His company will give bottles of water to Flint until all the pipes are fixed “Woah, what the heck? Is that how you drink water all the time?”This is great, I love both of them. …this is adorable and I was not prepared: stilesisbiles: nudityandnerdery: geek-ramblings: daniellebrooksemmy: blvckgeezus: queenstravelingdarling: thatpettyblackgirl: Like I really wanna go find his water and buy some “Now say it like a regular person” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lmfaoooo I lost it when he called willow Yes, Amazon is shit but like any giant shit corporation it HAS to do something good every once in a damn while if only for image purposes. This is one of them. On his birthday Jaden gave out his water to Flint residents. He’s doing good out here. Of all the bullshit Amazon is funding or co-sponsoring, why the hell not this? Don’t come for Jaden over this. Jaden does a crazy amount of good things and even his water company is insane. - The bottle is designed so that what it takes a normal bottle company to deliver in 5 trucks his does in 1 - The bottle is made out of as much reusable and sustainable material as possible - The town they operate in and get water from they are using part of the profits to rebuild that towns pipe infrastructure. They greatly need it. - His company will give bottles of water to Flint until all the pipes are fixed “Woah, what the heck? Is that how you drink water all the time?”This is great, I love both of them. …this is adorable and I was not prepared

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[meme] Homer simpson bottle opener: [meme] Homer simpson bottle opener

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bottle: JJ @FiretheGm Soooo, I got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on xmas and decided to try it out. 4:17 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 7 squirts. He stopped dead in his tracks and said, Omfg, what the fuck is that?!! | said I got a situation going on sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said, 4:17 PM 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm Sir my stomach hurts and l'm trying get home because I...he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence...He grabs his face, backs up and says...Oh SHIT!!! I think you need an ambulance!!! I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 9 4:17 PM - 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUTI UNDERSTAND IT'S AWFUL! HOLD ON...I'LL ESCORT YOU! GOD DAMN!!! 4:17 PM - 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm I did not expect it to go this way, but the Officer followed me back to my house, & waited till I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my ass cheeks together, and limpin' like I was hurtin'! No ticket written! 4:17 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad

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They had us in the first half: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX They had us in the first half

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She had me in the first half not gonna lie: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX She had me in the first half not gonna lie

She had me in the first half not gonna lie

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When you match with an attractive something must be wrong 🙄🙄: Today 14:37 So I gotta ask Is that one picture a mug shot Yeah lol So why exactly did you have a mug shot taken Bar fight Did you win at least? No not at all He whooped my ass at the bar, then I seen him later that night and hit him with a bottle, then he whooped my ass again then I shot him then I did 9 months in prison so nah I definitely lost When you match with an attractive something must be wrong 🙄🙄

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Perfect: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX Perfect

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Lol: Roses are red, I have lint in my pockets, Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets yCHRIS ILLUMINATI 09.25.14 f| LIKE O231 Seriously, go to FUNsubstance.com FUNSubstance Lol

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That diploma doe by ov3rcl0ck3d MORE MEMES: 18: can I buy a bottle of wine? USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible 18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education? USA: we encourage it That diploma doe by ov3rcl0ck3d MORE MEMES

That diploma doe by ov3rcl0ck3d MORE MEMES

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I’m scared: Alicia 32 O 12 miles away Just trying to find someone special so we can rush into getting married and having a couple children who turn out to be little brats that drain our bank accounts as we slowly start to resent eachother. You develop a gambling problem I hit the bottle. Then I poison you over time so no one is suspicious of me and I collect the insurance but right before you die a miserable slow death I whisper in your ear "you should have swiped left" and I remarry to your rich cousin. No vegans! My Anth I Won't Sav m In Love) - From I’m scared

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laughoutloud-club: Karmic vodka: Told my Dad I ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend..so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that I stole and replaced with water when I was 16. life really does come back to bite u in the ass laughoutloud-club: Karmic vodka

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laughoutloud-club: Karmic vodka: Told my Dad I ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend..so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that I stole and replaced with water when I was 16. life really does come back to bite u in the ass laughoutloud-club: Karmic vodka

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bottle: Michael Halloween Name @Home_Halfway Loudest noises in the world: 5. Fireworks 4. Motorcycles 3. Gunfire 2. Rockets 1. Your shampoo bottle falling in the shower

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Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.: HAKU MIZUNARA WHISKY BARREL AGED SHOYU - PRODUCT OF JAPAN- 750 ml マスキーの Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.

Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $5...

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This was a mistake: YOU MATCHED WITH N 2019-12-03 You got plans tonight? I'm thinking we can get together, split a bottle of slivovitz, and make some mistakes Today 16:06 I never make mistakes Sorry You swiped right on me so you've made at least one Sent This was a mistake

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novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook : The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook : The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook : The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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I saw the top image and instantly thought of this: VOLTAGE DEW Dr Cs Flavor M OTER TA Windex CRYSTAL RAIN Ammonia-Free There is a good bottle and a bad bottle I saw the top image and instantly thought of this

I saw the top image and instantly thought of this

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You Only Get One Shot: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti °BRIX °BRIX You Only Get One Shot

You Only Get One Shot

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Meirl: therecoveringproblemchild @MemeDaddyBae Therapist: so what actions did you take this week to help release dopamine in your brain? Me: i shared a bunch of memes on the internet so i could feel validated. Therapist: *sprays me with water bottle* Meirl

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Easy there big fella: Eva @evacide It has come to my attention that at this time last year I may have dared 2019 to "come at me," and it did. Dear 2020:I don't want to cause any trouble. Please put down that broken bottle so we can get along. Easy there big fella

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bottle: Eva @evacide It has come to my attention that at this time last year I may have dared 2019 to "come at me," and it did. Dear 2020:I don't want to cause any trouble. Please put down that broken bottle so we can get along.

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meirl: Eva @evacide It has come to my attention that at this time last year I may have dared 2019 to "come at me," and it did. Dear 2020:I don't want to cause any trouble. Please put down that broken bottle so we can get along. meirl

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