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Memes, Record, and 🤖: Peter Crouch @petercrouch Can l just state on record pls. I am not a luxury item @crouchy is getting bought with them dingo dollars 😂

@crouchy is getting bought with them dingo dollars 😂

Best Friend, Cute, and Love: That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? Actually, he did He bought this forl me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my.lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourselt. You're on the wrong side of history Spider-Man. Cute outfit.

Cute outfit.

Thank You, Help, and Time: Steamer John Acum 2 luni I unsuccessfully tried the cube numerous times since it first sold in 1980. I'm 69 yrs old, stumbled onto your video and bought another cube. I finally solved it for the first time ever with your help. I'm gonna celebrate. Thank you! 17 Video tutorial

Video tutorial

Funny, Tumblr, and Them: Me trying not to tell someone what I've bought them as a present unimTTI

9gag, Anaconda, and Bad: miyamidouga TW If you're having a bad day, remember this guy bought 100 non-functional clips. - By yamiyamidouga | TW - clips badday badluck 9gag

If you're having a bad day, remember this guy bought 100 non-functional clips. - By yamiyamidouga | TW - clips badday badluck 9gag

Drunk, Lol, and Elephant: Reading the instruction manual for that elephant you bought when you were drunk. We've all been there. Can't say I have...

Can't say I have...

Funny, Girls, and Lol: Her: he's probably thinking about other girls. Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice Lol smh

Lol smh

Alive, Funny, and Girls: Her: he's probably thinking about other girls Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Phone, Hotel, and Time: DSA LV426 @slimeincubator cleaning my phone n remember that time i bought a tubbs plush @ comiccon and the maid service a the hotel tucked him in while we were away 9/6/17, 7:13 PM Wholesome Room Service

Wholesome Room Service

Clothes, Dank, and Head: Thread Asia @ukasiaa Dear parents, STOP getting in your kids faces talking about all you did for them. Bought clothes for them? Kept a roof over they head? Fed them when they was hungry? That's your JOB. You took that responsibility on when you chose to become a parent.

Tumblr, Peta, and Blog: PETA @peta 1nap Coyotes shouldn't die for fur trim! PETA supporters in fur coats matted with blood crawl to the @CanadaGooselnc annual meeting in #Toronto· PCTA 16 t 86 162 Válasz @peta és @CanadaGooselno felhasználónak So you guys bought fur coats, to demonstrate against buying fur coats? memehumor: PETA defending the rights of coyotes.

memehumor: PETA defending the rights of coyotes.

Clothes, Halloween, and Run: Kids dressed as SHADOWS for Halloween their mother bought black morph suits for them then layered black clothes over those. This may be the scariest thing ever! memehumor: Yeah, get run over by a car on Halloween.

memehumor: Yeah, get run over by a car on Halloween.

Memes, Saw, and Book: Yesterday i saw a book about "how to solve 50% of your problems" And i bought two

Friends, Instagram, and Meme: lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was "friends" with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said "if you dont give me the sharpener we're not friends anymore" and i just said "okay" and she was like "So you're giving me the sharpener??" and i was like "why are you talking to me? we're not friends" and i wish i was still as savage as i was back thern Source: lukehiemings 71,520 notes @soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Yezzus Pieces CYezzusP You ever had your name in a math problem and the whole class look at you? Like what TF y'all looking at? You heard it, I bought 55 oranges arandomthot:Still remember the standardized test where my dog walking business was doing numbers

arandomthot:Still remember the standardized test where my dog walking business was doing numbers

Kool Aid, Memes, and Money: NGE Kids across the street are selling Kool-Aid for $2.50 a cup (small) so I asked them what they were raising $$$ for. no lie, their response was "we are raising money to help Trump build the WALL!!!" Aaaaaaaaaaand I freakin LOST IT I also bought 2 cups!!

Kool Aid, Memes, and Money: NGLE Kids across the street are selling Kool-Aid for $2.50 a cup (small) so I asked them what they were raising $$$ for no lie, their response was "we are raising money to help Trump build the WALL!!!" Aaaaaaaaaaand I freakin LOST IT I also bought 2 cups!! 😂 MAGA

😂 MAGA

Bodies , Cars, and Life: "I have pulled dead, mangled bodies from cars. I have lied to people as they were dying. I said you are going to be fine as I held their hand and watched the life fade out. I have held dying babies. Bought lunch for people who were mentally ill and haven't This is why I back the blue. >>>>SWIPE>>>> backtheblue

This is why I back the blue. >>>>SWIPE>>>> backtheblue

Thanksgiving, Awkward, and Today: Me trying to avoid all the awkward questions this Thanksgiving. YEP STILL SINGLE Don’t judge, Aunt Karen. I’m still just trying to find someone I like more than my dog🤣🐶 If you are not following my fav store for hilarious graphic tees @everfitte you must! It's actually becoming a problem how many of their shirts I've bought recently🙊Use code MYTHERAPIST15 at checkout to get 15% off your entire order today! 💅🏼 @everfitte @everfitte @everfitte

Don’t judge, Aunt Karen. I’m still just trying to find someone I like more than my dog🤣🐶 If you are not following my fav store for hilarious...

Chocolate, Zelda, and Shield: Why hasn't anyone made Seth Everman in Soul Calibur yet #soul calibur #soul caliber 6 #seth everman #seth #everman #get on it you gamers 2 notes chocolate-dave I bought SCVI and the first thing I did was make @setheverman #i tried to give him a zelda looking shield #seth everman

Beautiful, Juice, and Lol: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman plague-sprite This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought. My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite lol-coaster: Fish Zipper Pouch

lol-coaster: Fish Zipper Pouch

Candy, Funny, and Control: David Hughes @david8hughes Attention trick or treaters: I bought lots of candy for you all yesterday butI have no self control so move the fuck on to the next house. So I think @david8hughes is the guy who wrote most of my favorite tweets over the years

So I think @david8hughes is the guy who wrote most of my favorite tweets over the years

Africa, Memes, and News: Elon Musk @elonmusk Segui I bought Greenland and moved it to Africa so it can be infected easier in plague inc. 22:15 25 ut 2018 612 Retweet 7331 Mi piace 9225 ロ612 7331 圈靂團睡。 Live Breaking News TESLA STOCKS RISE 300% 30-minute-memes: Thank you Elon, very cool

30-minute-memes: Thank you Elon, very cool

Memes, Home, and Minion: @YahBoy Minion i'm pretty sure this ball played a role in everyone's childhood will Zent Jøjo @cloutboyjojoo this the ball every kid played with in the store, but never actually bought took it home 🤔😂True or not?

🤔😂True or not?

Cool, Fuck, and Receipt: cory _coryrichardson bouncer: ID please me: ok here bouncer: this is just a receipt for some heelys you bought me: *has already heely'd past him* bouncer: [under breath] fuck that was so cool

Confused, Funny, and Date: saraenjoystWIx This guy from Hinge said we should carve pumpkins for our first date. Didn't have the heart to tell him he bought a squash... He’s so confused 😂 @hinge partner

He’s so confused 😂 @hinge partner

Everton, Football, and Memes: BROKEN BONE FOR ALL THE I PLAYED BUT I'D HAVE FOR EVERTON André Gomes take a bow, He took a kid who was cold to the Everton shop and bought him a jacket and scarf, just days after a photo of him was taken hugging an upset child when playing football. Respect. 👏 https://t.co/bggcN6p9wQ

André Gomes take a bow, He took a kid who was cold to the Everton shop and bought him a jacket and scarf, just days after a photo of him was...

Taken, Trump, and Wings: Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen Cesar Sayoc was NOT a Democratic operative! Cesar Sayoc was a man with political views which have been taken so far to the extreme that they boiled over into madness! He bought into Trump and the extreme right wing's rhetoric. And it all led to attempted assassinations.

Crazy, Donald Trump, and Ignorant: Occupy Democrats Yesterday at 5:55 PM.S Here's an important history lesson for Donald Trump and his band of ignorant supporters. ITS CRAZY HOW WE LIVE IN TIMES WHERE MEXICANS ARE ILLEGAL ON THEIR ORIGINAL HOMELAND. ESTADOS UN DE AMERI EX PCO 1. Mexico lost Texas in a war they lost 2. They lost more territory in a war with the US 3. They legally sold land to the US in deals such as the Gadsden Purchase We won and bought the land fair and square. (GC)

(GC)

Memes, Tbt, and Date: "Ew I won't date any of these guys but I still want their attention" starter pack Just bought 10 tights and got a 11th FREE thegainz Tbt

Tbt

Family, Sorry, and Today: Walking into a family event like NOPE STILL NOT MARRIED Sorry to disappoint you, Aunt Susan🤣🤣 This unisex tee is a need for all you singles who have one of THOSE families🤦‍♀️💍 If you are not following my fav store for hilarious graphic tees @everfitte you must! It's actually becoming a problem how many of their shirts I've bought recently🙊Use code MYTHERAPIST15 at checkout to get 15% off your entire order today! 💅🏼 @everfitte @everfitte @everfitte

Sorry to disappoint you, Aunt Susan🤣🤣 This unisex tee is a need for all you singles who have one of THOSE families🤦‍♀️💍 If you are not follo...

Dumb, Funny, and Money: My pockets after l waste my money on some dumb shit What’s the dumbest stuff y’all bought comment below

What’s the dumbest stuff y’all bought comment below

Lol, Memes, and Pregnant: Highschool friend: "I just got married we just bought a house andtm pregnant! What have you been up to? Me: Are you still watching "The Office (U.S.)? Continue watching Exit LOL

LOL

Huh, Life, and Lottery: devon sawa @DevonESawa You bought a lottery ticket huh? Rushed out there and grabbec one in hopes it could make your life better? Even though your one ticket might not win, you did it anyway cause it's worth a shot, right? So did you vote? 5:02 PM 20 Oct 18 Periods for Politicians/Periods for Pence Follow www.twitter.com/BiteHate and I follow back!

Periods for Politicians/Periods for Pence Follow www.twitter.com/BiteHate and I follow back!

Huh, Life, and Lottery: devon sawa @DevonESawa You bought a lottery ticket huh? Rushed out there and grabbed one in hopes it could make your life better? Even though your one ticket might not win, you did it anyway cause it's worth a shot, right? So did you vote? 5:02 PM 20 Oct 18 25 Hilarious Midterm Election Memes: http://bit.ly/2EMRHoK

25 Hilarious Midterm Election Memes: http://bit.ly/2EMRHoK

Beautiful, Juice, and Lol: mistress-flamecaller: tinymothman plague-sprite This is the single greatest thing I've ever impulse bought. My previous pencil pouch was a realistic juice box but the shock factor on THIS THING IS BETTER. Wait until I pull this out in class i have a mighty need. This is beautiful Photos Source: plague-sprite lol-coaster: Fish Zipper Pouch

lol-coaster: Fish Zipper Pouch

9gag, Memes, and Flight: Did you know? If you've bought a flight ticket, you can get on the plane without posting a picture online telling everyone about it A lot of people still don't know this⠀ -⠀ flexing travel flight 9gag

A lot of people still don't know this⠀ -⠀ flexing travel flight 9gag

Crackhead, Memes, and Pregnant: Highschool friend: "I just got married, we just bought a house and I'm pregnant! What have you been up to?" Me: 2i1 I'm a recovering crackhead This is my retarded sister. l'd like Some welfare please

Football, Gym, and Memes: D YOU KNOw OVIES FACT #1115 The famous "Truffle Shuffle" scene in The Goonies was so uncomfortable for director Richard Donner, that ne bought the actor who plays Chunk a gym membership and took a personal interest in his fitness. Jeff Cohen went on to be captain of his high school football and wrestling teams 📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix AcademyAwards thegoonies truffleshuffle joshbrolin jeffcohen

📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema...

Clothes, Fall, and Family: astrorudeboi: bisexual-hufflepuff16: mishkablackpaw: tweetthang96: tchitchou26: thewife101: shadowunicornofthenight: saltycaffeine: Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family ***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT*** – GET IT HERE – I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!! I have been eyeing those for SO LONG. @thewife101 you must tell me about it when you receive yours ! The grey looks great but I do love the burgundy one. My mom has two and I am very jealous. Want but sadly I’m a guy :/ I hate society Who cares if you’re a guy. If want it, and can afford it, get it! My girl and I love it lmaoo

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Tumblr, Blog, and Chicken: Butters bought me a chicken wing from outside. It's still warm. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS memehumor: Are We Not Gonna Talk About The Fact That The Cat’s Name Is Butters

memehumor: Are We Not Gonna Talk About The Fact That The Cat’s Name Is Butters

Instagram, Meme, and Memes: Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted. I'm going to Hell, but l'll go laughing @soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

Ariana Grande, Lol, and House: ariana grande on her way to kick pete out of the house that she bought lol poor pete, what are your thoughts on it?

lol poor pete, what are your thoughts on it?

Ariana Grande, Funny, and House: its me. @127heists ariana grande on her way to kick pete out of the house that she bought damn they broke up, that was quick

damn they broke up, that was quick

Amazon, Time, and Old: amazon Rubie's 18 Old Time Stocking Cap - Adult Std. Frequently bought together Buy Both: $23.45

Love, Memes, and Yeah: Sweet Peach Palette Too Faced I Ulta Beauty ulta.com i just bought it for you BABE u did not U DID NOT yeah i didnt i love this

i love this

Dank, Dogs, and Halloween: LAD BIBLE 'I bought my dogs Halloween costumes but they were not impressed' 😂🎃 Pretty 52

'I bought my dogs Halloween costumes but they were not impressed' 😂🎃 Pretty 52

Chicken, Dank Memes, and Hell: when you cheated on her 565 times and she tells you her male co-worker bought her a salad with chicken init omr left hand @mr_left hand THAT'S TOO PAINFUL Oh Hell Naw. 😠 TheyGottaDie

Oh Hell Naw. 😠 TheyGottaDie

Food, Friends, and Funny: When you bought her food and gifts and showed her love and she says "we can just be friends" @braincellz a what Niggas really be buying girls shit while another guy is fuckin

Niggas really be buying girls shit while another guy is fuckin

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