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Anaconda, Brains, and Ignorant: DinduNuffin 11 months ago (edited) 1:06 Whenever I see expression "true colors" I realize the author of the video doesnt know anything about nature of colors, nor physics. Colors are just brain's imagination and way of interpreting different light wavelengths. There is an infinite number of them in reality, thus, there is an infinite number of different colors. Normal vision people distinguish more colors than colorblind people obviously, but they are still far far away from seeing the colors and world as it truly is, or seeing those true" colors mentioned in this video. The best example is a rainbow, which is a continuous spectrum (infinite colors). And yet, normal vision people will usually tell that they distinguish around 7 distinct colors. That is still very limited and not nearly close to how the rainbow could look like if we had at least 4 cone type receptors as birds have, not to mention more So it's ignorant to say that and, for me, it's a bit irritating when I read that normal vision people see the right (true) colors and that colorblind people see wrong colors!? We both see wrongly and we are both highly limited in our colorsvision, but CVD people are just more aware of it since they have other people reminding them daily that they see the world a bit more colorful Btw, I've never been to the USA, but it seems that you guys really have an amazing nature down there. I can only imagine the feeling when the eagle flies over this mountains with his 100million colorvision eyesight. Ultimate life experience in this world, for my beliefs. Nothing can't top that, not even a space ride Show less 3 REPLY
Bailey Jay, Books, and Brains: Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIll (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a.470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carryinga .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911
Bailey Jay, Books, and Brains: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)12:23:37 No.38908390 Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab 500 KB GIF vest, carrying a SPAS-12 And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911
Bailey Jay, Books, and Brains: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)12:23:37 No.38908390 Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab 500 KB GIF vest, carrying a SPAS-12 And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911
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Bad, Brains, and Facepalm: People are distressed by this restaurant's grass covered tables Saturday 10 Nov 2018 3:17 pm Long have we put up with restaurants doing maddening gimmicks as an attempt to rake in customers. There's the one that serves food on iPads.'s shocking experience of a Caesar salad. And, of course, every nightmare shared by We Want Plates. Today's monstrosity is grass restaurant that has tables covered in No, not a few errant blades of grass A full on sheet of grass and mud resting atop each dining table Why? We truly have no idea. Maybe it's supposed to reflect the food's earthy' tones. Maybe it's marketing the spot as a farm to table dining experience Redditorshared a photo of the tables with the simple plea We want... .tables. (Picture: Reddit) Sadly, they have not stated which restaurant these tables belong to, but they have clarified that the table toppers are not astroturf, writing: "By the way, this isn't even fake turf. It's real grass, dirt and all The thread has been flooded with questions and general confusion, naturally asked: 'Does someone water the tables? Like halfway through the meal, they bring out a sprinkler? Dirt is dirty. wroteIt belongs on the ground, not the dinner table It's disgusting Those sentiments are shared on over on captioned their photo of the grassy tables with: What the ***is wrong with you? We get it. You are the brains-trust capital of self-gratifying, capitalist ethics. for View Profile 47.4k followers 10,916 likes What the fuck is wrong with you? We get it. You are the brains-trust capital offor self-gratifying, capitalist ethics. Can you please stop trying to one up yourselves? When does it become the sustainability olympics? Willget the bronze, silver and gold for useless burger shop fit-outs? We get it! Organic is good, buy local. Fuck the big supermarkets. Plastic bags- bad. But what the fuck does turf on tables somehow prove? How is that hygienic? GTFO. am triggered so hard by this shit. Ok im done. # #triggeredasfuck #itookthebait view all 878 comments oment #wegetit Add a comment. Can you please stop trying to one up yourselves? When does it become the sustainability olympics? Will useless burger shop fit-outs? get the bronze, silver and gold for We get it! Organic is good, buy local. F***the big supermarkets. Plastic bags bad. But what thef**does turf on tables somehow prove? How is that hygienic? GTFO. I am triggered so hard by this shit. Ok i'm done It seems like the grass tables might not be a permanent fixture, but some kind of stunt to promote a restaurant's dedication to the environment or whatnot. But that still doesn't justify propping plates on grass Please, think of the hayfever sufferers. Let us eat our chips in peace