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Alive, Animals, and Bodies : tilthat TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex, unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces. via reddit.com toast-potent how are they even alive kickin-jeans eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place. koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat The Fucking Bombs humandisastersquad #1 WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are so picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb overfi have 60 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace) reyroace oh u liko that? try thic ono: tho main natural caico of doath in koalas is starvation, because 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u need some real tough grinders in there and almost every other herbivore in nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth wombat teeth grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day then wake up and oorcam and cat poion and thoy do thio all day every day until they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yal ever seen koala viscera. bc i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better piss ur way right off from this one anti- steve bc thats a natural defense mechanism meant to warn u tnat Koaias snouia in no way De alive ana i u toucn inem theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let em reyroace by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v jmeBQVQlsTU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-00cAx1jLbJk curlicuecal Also, it doesn't matter that they're eating brain-killing poison because their brains are already tiny, and smooth rather than folded they way most animal brains are to increase neuron surface area. Also full of holes? These animals are so fuckin dumb, they're basically like if vertebrates tried to evolve a scale insect. when-in-doubt-sing Fucking dumbasses I love them fetus-cakes so they're the terrestrial equivalent of sunfish? fancynewaddress im crying omg
4chan, Brains, and Cute: oO AT&T 9:04 PM boards.4chan.org >be me >new dreg in the house of judgment assigned to planetary patrole duty 4 KB JPG hoping to be put in a pike squad nope special mission gaurd cach of loot until a ship can come by and load it sounds important and i want to show my captain im ready for pike duty gonna gaurd the shit out of that cach on the dropship overhear another dreg bitching says this mission is gonna be boring gaurding litterally 1 old fucking box vandals,shanks, wretches,dregs,mara uders,a captain,and 2 SERVITORS looks like we're gonna be here a while standing next to important box marauder bumps me and knocks the gun out of my hand it discharges near the captain marauder giggles and goes invisible fucking asshole 9:04 PM boards.4chan.org >captain yells at me tells me to go gaurd cave entrance actully pretty cool over there >a couple cute femdregs lots of dirt to play in a couple pretty cool marauder bros and a servitor to suck on if im thirsty >2 weeks go by ask marauder bro why so manny troops needed to be sent to gaurd a box apperently its got something super important in it and powerfull humans will come and try and get it i've killed some humans before they aint so tough >"dont worry dregon ill protect you if they attack" yeah sure >qt3.14 femdreg comes up to me >"hey dregon wanna pick at the dirt for 15 straight muinits with me "heh uh, sure i'd love to pick dirt with you" squat down in particularly good looking pile of dirt >begin picking at dirt awwyiS.Jpg suddenly loud gunfire comes from behind 9:05 PM boards.4chan.org awwyis.Jp9 suddenly loud gunfire comes from behind me >a human in a cape and gas mask burst into the cave pulls out a 6 shooter and proceeds to one shot every shank he can see turn to femdreg only to see her entire head get blown off in one shot >ohfuck.gif Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)20:59:19 No.748328650 cover my head and run like hell to the servitor servitor shields me for all of 2 seconds human catches on fire >he fires huge bolts of fire into the servitor and it fucking explodes >thisisit.png >mauraderbro jumps out of shadows and stabs the human in the back of the head human jumps 9 feet into the air dose a complete 180 and blows his brains out run into cave to hide from this monster proceeds to slaughter everyone in the next room 9:05 PM boards.4chan.org cover my head and run like hell to the servitor servitor shields me for all of 2 seconds human catches on fire >he fires huge bolts of fire into the servitor and it fucking explodes >thisisit.png >mauraderbro jumps out of shadows and stabs the human in the back of the head >human jumps 9 feet into the air dose a complete 180 and blows his brains out run into cave to hide from this monster proceeds to slaughter everyone in the next room i'm hiding behind a rock shitting my pants >human opens the box >i have to see what was inside >he pulls out a couple hundred glimmer, a single coin, and an old fucking scout rifel Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)20:59:43 No.748328680 what the fuck >the human shoots a couple test shots into my dead captain 9:05 PM boards.4chan.org what the fuck the human shoots a couple test shots into my dead captain >still proccesing all this then the human holds the scout rifel like a sword and smashes it on a fucking rock >he picks up all the pieces and puts them in his sack before teleporting away >currently in shock and posting this from an old terminal on nessus >if my kell can read this send help and put me on a pike squad Post a Reply Return Catalog Top Update Auto Replies: 3 / Images: 0 / Posters: 1 / Page: 7 A dregs life
Brains, Comfortable, and Crazy: l Verizon 10:43 AM PT Paul> Hey sorry for the late response, I've had a really crazy week so far and I'm jam packed with meetings and stuff going on when I get off work. Look I think you're cute and you seem like you'd be fun to hang out with but I'm getting the vibe that you're looking for something a bit more serious than I can offer you. I often times don't respond right away and I am really comfortable doing my own thing. I don't really chat with guys that I've never met all day and your message fronm yesterday kind of shows me that this isn't going to work out. I hope this doesn't offend you, and I wish you luck on finding your perfect girl! Delivered I'm not trying to make U my girlfriend I can just go down on you and fuck you if that's what you want. I was just trying to not be a creep I'm not looking for anything serious either. iMessage .l Verizon 10:51 AM PT Paul > U my girlfriend I can just go down on you and fuck you if that's what you want. I was just trying to not be a creep l'm not looking for anything serious either. I wasn't thinking about putting a ring on you I was thinking about bending you over and eating ur pussy but ok all good. Lesson learned I was down until you texted me 5 times without a response in the last 48 hours! Leads me to believe that you're ooking for someone that's a bit more available than I can be Delivered I'm seriously not Whatever let me kno if u change ur mind sometime I won't bugu anymore I'd fuck ur brains out dummy iMessage .ll Verizon 11:27 AM PT Whatever let me kno it u change ur mind sometime I won't bugu anvmore l'd fuck ur brains out dummy Seriously when ur ready hit me up cuz trust me u won't be disappointed l don't need u to be "available" but yea I'm nearby n I would definitely love to go down on you whenever you're in the mood..and I don't bust fast either Message Hahahahaha Hey A S DF GHJKL 4ZXCVBN M 123 space return Friend of mine tried to let a guy down nicely and got quite the response
Brains, Girls, and Lazy: icecream-eaterrr I just heard this woman say "you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It's a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying." and I think I just realized what was wrong with me eupheme-butterfly Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating. It's also why procrastination, even though it's often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues dsudiS This idea - You're not lazy, you're protecting yourself- hit me really hard while reading, of all things, Emily Nagoski's Come As You Are which turns out to be as much about how brains work and how relationships work as how orgasms work. In an early part of the book she talks about Fight/Flight/Freeze responses to threats-the example she uses is being attacked by a lion You fight, if you think you can defeat the lion; you run away, if you think you can escape the lion; and when you think there's nothing you can do, when you feel the lion's jaws closing on your neck, you freeze, because dying will hurt less that way. You just stop and go numb and wait for it to be over, because that is the last way to protect any scrap of yourself Later in the book, she talks about the brain process that motivates you to pursue incentives, describing it as a little monitor that gauges your progress toward a goal versus the effort you're expending. If it feels like too little progress is being made you get frustrated, get angry, and, eventually, yo.. despair. You stop trying You go numb and wait for it to be over, because that's the only way left to protect yourself So it occurred to me that these are basically the same thing-when facing a difficult task, where failure feels like a Threat, you can get frustrated and fight it out-INCREASE DOING THE THING until you get where you're going Or you can flee-try to solve the problem some other way than straight on, changing your goal, changing your approach, whatever. Fight or flight. But both of those only apply when you think the problem is solvable, right? If the problem isn't solvable, then you freeze. You despair. And if you're one of those Smart Kids (Smart Girls, especially) who was praised for being smart so that all tasks in the world came to be divided between Ooh This Is Easy and I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT AND IFI FUCK UP I WILL DIE, then... it's pretty easy to see how you lose the frustration/anger stage of working toward a goal, because your brain goes straight to freeze/despair every time. Things are easy and routine or they are straight up impossible So, you know, any time you manage to pull yourself up and give that lion a smack on the nose, or go stumbling away from it instead of just falling down like a fainting goat as soon as you spot it on the horizon, give yourself a gold star from me. Because this is some deeply wired survival-brain stuff. Even if logically you know that that term paper is not a lion, it really is like that sometimes Source: icecream-eaterrr 517,124 notes
Anaconda, Bodies , and Brains: Verizon "Don't put your confidence in powerful people; there is no help for you there." 6:27 AM C 0 100% I don't share my unpopular beliefs because it's fun. I don't share them because it's comfortable. I share them because I think that's what God would want me to do. The vaccine industry thrives on fear. It wants to make you scared of every little possible illness. God does not want us to live in fear. Or act in fear. He doesn't want us injecting aborted babies into our children, out of fear. The vaccine industry would not be where it is today without aborted babies. Supporting vaccines is not of God, if murder is involved And Let's not forget that God created out bodies. He created our immune system... And with proper nutrition, it can handle *most* illnesses. (We do still live in a fallen world, after all.) ***l'm SOOO tired of looking like an idiot for making simple statements about the corruption of this world. And yet... John 15:18-19 - "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have Oo Verizon 6:40 AM O 100% Search e shared a post. Stop the insanity!! I have struggled with a poor memory since as long as I can remember (that wasn't even supposed to be a joke/pun) I did a health test and my aluminum levels in my body were crazy high!! And I didnt even get half the vaccinations that kids get today. I truly believe they want a sick generation. Because then we'll be fully reliant on Dr's and medicine... Which is just more $$ in their pocket. They're slowly banning any and all natural things anyway. They want us sick, and reliant on them. Wake up people. Chris Kirckof Saturday at 9:10 AM Aluminum has a special affinity for neurological tissue. It's not a coincidence that vaccines contain... Continue Reading Oo Verizon 6:58 AM 99% Search Aluminum has a special affinity for neurological tissue. It's not a coincidence that vaccines contain very high levels of this urotoxin. This is the design...this has always been the plan. The slow soft kill of an entire society. In the brains of those with neurological disorders they are finding levels of aluminum that are off the charts. Vaccines deliver 4,925 mcg of aluminum by 18 months, safe limit is 25 mcq9 O Write a comme... GIF Oo Supporting vaccines is not of God, if murder is involved.

Supporting vaccines is not of God, if murder is involved.

Abc, Animals, and Ass: life is about the real world peoples!!!! Computers do shit on they're own even sometimes this could all be typo!!!! It comes down to stuff that happens in person!!!! use your eyes in the REAL world people!!!! psychiatrists and psychiatric workers are literally actually MURDERING people IN PERSON!!!! There are people who scream out the TRUTH and DON'T MURDER. and then there are soft talking people who poison people to death. Serial killers DON'T use they're loud voices to say the TRUTH!!!! Serial killers DONT "crack" or wrinkle they're faces to scream truth to solve ANY problems they just poison and kill without emotion not caring about anything but they're looks!!!! 치m Vegan-Celiac-Straight-Edge WICCAN*. Cop caller & I can't wait tell all psychiatrists go to prison 4 Comments Lik Comment TrT 윅 cuz they're is no proof of was natural- woN'T care. causes ,those are micheins duh NOT beautiful living breathing creatures that psychiatric workers abuse, rape and murder literally Nero scientifically proven that psychiatrists フフフ_입시, ジ a REALLY ARE drugging people into hearing unrealistic oices and false accusing people, animals and childern who have normal healthy brains of having і, 兮兮兮兮寫寫 nia. The people, animals and childern had healthy brains BEFORE they was drugged with any psychiatric Drug then after they was drugged they got d alse accused O rug induced schizophrenia and f schizophrenia. Psychiatrists and psychiatric workers are ACTUALLY Trying to make people schizophrenic on purpose with psychiatric/psychedelic drugs tha MAKE people schizophrenic. ALL People. See More /A9tTH s?h's cher 88 3 ¡ % a k、 ⓦ DS 0 神 神神神 4444_??贱僦僦ㄒ 洄刞Ψ ㄒ 2 Comments Comment abc NEW FREE VS PI ATM WC 飛雥 I see those psychiatrists and psychiatric workers Bra d and his look alike evi that work at the road home shelter illegally after abusing the people who stay they're in the past one more time stalking me after I got lawful protective orders twards all psychiatric workers, they're cars won't work in morning ever again. And the Cops WON'T carecuz they're is no proof of was natural causes ,those are micheins duh NOT beautiful living breathing creatures that psychiatric workers abuse o 瘑旦編 uA4士兴兴兴兴兴台兴兴兴兴兴 Sk @CB li ob oo oo d 능수 Sit 莳莳莳莳髜謳 T&LY益益 see how it could be any of these things that mess up your materialistic car psychiatrists and psychiatric bitch and ass hole friends 飶※ LLLM… 上一:N 幽冥 i iob 0606060606 d 능d능 workers but to invade, mutilate, murder, stab, drug poison, hit, smash, stalk, rape or judge anoth ing breathing beings body at all is a sin even if it was in e passed it IS a sin to forget about it too. See this could be a typo even 뀨뀨뀨뀨--<p<p⑦ ttttttttttttt悶悶悶悶 Ψ
Brains, Click, and Future: Your brain is over 7 million years old and its split into 3 smaller brains. The reptilian brain, the monkey brain, and the leadership brain. The reptilian brain (amygdala) has a primary focus to survive and when you perceive a threat it fires of your patterns of fight or flight. The monkey brain (limbic) is our relationship brain and it looks for connections but it gets easily distracted and struggles to focus on any one thing it's constantly chattering away to itself and if it asks questions that create doubt it will feel threatened and call upon the reptilian brain to get ready to run or fight The leadership brain (neocortex) visualises into the future, creating and building a better world for itself and others it is our logic al brain that can also solve problems in creative ways. Successful entrepreneurs live in their leadership (neocortex) brain and know how to control their monkey brain while keeping their reptile (amygdala) asleep However if you are carrying around unresolved issues in your personal or professional life (baggage) it's hard to do as your monkey chatter keeps on waking up your reptile brain and SHUTS DOWN the neocortex (leaders brain Once you live more of the time in your leaders brain it is only a matter of time before you become way more successful. And that is exactly i'l teach you at Power To Achieve. Over 3 days we will resolve the issues that are overworking your monkey and reptile brain and show you how to use your neocortex to create the life you deserve 1000 people attending and I'll let you come for FREE or if you prefer you can upgrade to a premium seat. Ps there's nothing mumbo-jumbo, new age or happy-clappy about this event. Just solid, applicable and implementable strategies to move your personal and professional life forward. Click the link and book your FREE ticket while they last This came up as a sponsored post. Still certifiably insane.

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