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Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

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Memes, Peru, and 🤖: A bride and groom walk along at the Plaza de Armas in Cuzco, Peru, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2018.

A bride and groom walk along at the Plaza de Armas in Cuzco, Peru, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2018.

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Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint @dril Following wint @dril Following nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there nerd: (his glasses fall off) in hell you are forced to smoke weed 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014 Me: Catch you later wint @dril Followirn 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014 wint @dril Following my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin opinion of politics. not a single senator in the history of the united states, has been white farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar. 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014 wint @dril Following Economic Economic- drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or Left Right not, 9:20 AM-9 May 2014 wint @dri Following wint @dril Following oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown dicks" 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015 wint @dril Following wint @dril Following GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO SCreaming while the road workers slowly pave a road on top of me using my own tax dollar 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S, FREE ICE 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
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Advice, Af, and Baseball: Forever my faves @DrSmashlove See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often 😂. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up 🙌❤️
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