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itsthatonepunnyguy: mia7437: krakenpocalypse: kablob17: notallbees: rainbowbarnacle: star-anise: did-you-kno: As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”). The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards. They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust. “Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!” I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :( Source IMAGINE YOUR OTP WOOOW Puts every single fake married AU to shame. this is some red wedding shit right here All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust? Wow. what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine Absolutely incredible: did you know? In 1990, a Michigan police department staged a fake wedding in an attempt to eradicate the major drug problems in the area. Two undercover officers acted as the bride and groom, many local drug dealers were invited, and the cops busted them all together at the reception. PHOTO: FLINT JOURNAL/LANDOV DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM itsthatonepunnyguy: mia7437: krakenpocalypse: kablob17: notallbees: rainbowbarnacle: star-anise: did-you-kno: As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”). The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards. They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust. “Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!” I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :( Source IMAGINE YOUR OTP WOOOW Puts every single fake married AU to shame. this is some red wedding shit right here All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust? Wow. what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine Absolutely incredible
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Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

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bride and groom: wint @dril Following wint @dril Following nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there nerd: (his glasses fall off) in hell you are forced to smoke weed 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014 Me: Catch you later wint @dril Followirn 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014 wint @dril Following my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin opinion of politics. not a single senator in the history of the united states, has been white farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar. 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014 wint @dril Following Economic Economic- drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or Left Right not, 9:20 AM-9 May 2014 wint @dri Following wint @dril Following oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown dicks" 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015 wint @dril Following wint @dril Following GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO SCreaming while the road workers slowly pave a road on top of me using my own tax dollar 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S, FREE ICE 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
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Brian McKnight Jumps The Broom With Wife Who Was Wearing A Sheer Gown Covered in 50,000 Swarovski Crystals – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the rest of the world stepped into the new year with their loved ones, BrianMcKnight jumped the broom with his new wife, Leilani Malia Mendoza in a New Year’s Eve ceremony at Oheka Castle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple wed at the Otto Kahn Estate on the North Shore of Long Island, in the West Hills section of Huntington, NY. McKnight’s beautiful bride wore a sheer, long-sleeved gown by Sabrina & Manning, which took more than a month to stitch together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The sheer gown was covered in 50,000 Swarovski crystals, which were placed by hand with hand cut out fabric, which was folded to create a vanishing out effect, the designer wrote on Instagram. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new bride also sported a floor-length veil that trailed behind with the sheer train. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations to the Bride and Groom!: Brian McKnight Jumps The Broom With Wife Who Was Wearing A Sheer Gown Covered in 50,000 Swarovski Crystals @balleralert Brian McKnight Jumps The Broom With Wife Who Was Wearing A Sheer Gown Covered in 50,000 Swarovski Crystals – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the rest of the world stepped into the new year with their loved ones, BrianMcKnight jumped the broom with his new wife, Leilani Malia Mendoza in a New Year’s Eve ceremony at Oheka Castle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple wed at the Otto Kahn Estate on the North Shore of Long Island, in the West Hills section of Huntington, NY. McKnight’s beautiful bride wore a sheer, long-sleeved gown by Sabrina & Manning, which took more than a month to stitch together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The sheer gown was covered in 50,000 Swarovski crystals, which were placed by hand with hand cut out fabric, which was folded to create a vanishing out effect, the designer wrote on Instagram. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new bride also sported a floor-length veil that trailed behind with the sheer train. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations to the Bride and Groom!

Brian McKnight Jumps The Broom With Wife Who Was Wearing A Sheer Gown Covered in 50,000 Swarovski Crystals – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

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See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often 😂. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up 🙌❤️: Forever my faves @DrSmashlove See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often 😂. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up 🙌❤️
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