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        lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
β€”It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to β€œexplore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid β€œexploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to β€œstop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a β€œmedium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And that’s the tea! 
It’s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 
: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling
 @SeitanSlut
 Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around
 hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child
 to go unaccompanied.
 Slate
 @Slate 7h
 SLATE
 Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before
 disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
β€”It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to β€œexplore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid β€œexploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to β€œstop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a β€œmedium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And that’s the tea! 
It’s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 

        

            
            

                
                
                    lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
β€”It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to β€œexplore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid β€œexploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to β€œstop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a β€œmedium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And that’s the tea! 
It’s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 
: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling
 @SeitanSlut
 Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around
 hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child
 to go unaccompanied.
 Slate
 @Slate 7h
 SLATE
 Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before
 disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
β€”It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to β€œexplore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid β€œexploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to β€œstop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a β€œmedium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And that’s the tea! 
It’s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        feniczoroark:

goopy-amethyst:
montydragon:
(x) oh fucking boy


Oh lookThe banThe ban that made tumblr lose moneyThat banThe ban they want to upholdThe ban that specifically makes them lose moneyThe money loss ban

Thanks mate you made me spit out my coffee through my nose: As Yahoo and its assets have been chopped up and reformed by Verizon (neΓ©
 Oath), there's been speculation around the possible sale of Tumblr-informed
 by high-level exits within the company, and finally confirmed by Verizon itself
 this may when it announced the site was up for auction.
 Beyond financial turmoil, Tumblr was pulled from the Apple App Store briefly
 last year as it worked to combat child pornography hosted on the platform, an
 ordeal that led to a new and wildly unpopular site policy banning adult content
 of all stripes. Matt Mullenweg, CEO of Automattic Inc., told the Journal he
 intends to uphold the adult content ban and explore ways to integrate Tumblr
 and Wordpress. Neither of those statements is likely to be received well by
 veteran users of Tumblr
 Tumblr, its technologies, and its 200 or so employees are being sold to
 Automattic for an undisclosed amount. We've reached out to both parties for
 additional details and will update if they become available
 SHARE THIS STORY
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 https://gizmodo.com/...
feniczoroark:

goopy-amethyst:
montydragon:
(x) oh fucking boy


Oh lookThe banThe ban that made tumblr lose moneyThat banThe ban they want to upholdThe ban that specifically makes them lose moneyThe money loss ban

Thanks mate you made me spit out my coffee through my nose
        

            
            

                
                
                    feniczoroark:

goopy-amethyst:
montydragon:
(x) oh fucking boy


Oh lookThe banThe ban that made tumblr lose moneyThat banThe ban they want to upholdThe ban that specifically makes them lose moneyThe money loss ban

Thanks mate you made me spit out my coffee through my nose: As Yahoo and its assets have been chopped up and reformed by Verizon (neΓ©
 Oath), there's been speculation around the possible sale of Tumblr-informed
 by high-level exits within the company, and finally confirmed by Verizon itself
 this may when it announced the site was up for auction.
 Beyond financial turmoil, Tumblr was pulled from the Apple App Store briefly
 last year as it worked to combat child pornography hosted on the platform, an
 ordeal that led to a new and wildly unpopular site policy banning adult content
 of all stripes. Matt Mullenweg, CEO of Automattic Inc., told the Journal he
 intends to uphold the adult content ban and explore ways to integrate Tumblr
 and Wordpress. Neither of those statements is likely to be received well by
 veteran users of Tumblr
 Tumblr, its technologies, and its 200 or so employees are being sold to
 Automattic for an undisclosed amount. We've reached out to both parties for
 additional details and will update if they become available
 SHARE THIS STORY
 f
 https://gizmodo.com/...
feniczoroark:

goopy-amethyst:
montydragon:
(x) oh fucking boy


Oh lookThe banThe ban that made tumblr lose moneyThat banThe ban they want to upholdThe ban that specifically makes them lose moneyThe money loss ban

Thanks mate you made me spit out my coffee through my nose
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Do it for the kids!!: 48%
 6:32
 4G
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm
 Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but
 think about this...
 As you said 84 years later the movie
 titanic was made, it pulled an amazing
 $2.187 billion in the box office, won
 11 Oscars and was the real birth of
 the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio.
 A movie like that is remembered, not
 for the nudes but the love story that
 these nudes helped blossem into the
 romance of the century, envied by
 many. Not only could these nudes be
 the start of your own great romance
 but think about the royalties your own
 film could bring in another 84 years...
 Catherine, 24
 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be
 around for the royalties in 84 years" but
 Catherine.... Your children will reap the
 Australian Catholic University
 11 km away
 benefits for years, so Catherine dont do
 it for me, don't do it for you... But do it
 for our children!
 Why won't I send you nudes?
 Let me remind you of this little movie called
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm
 Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn
 in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one
 This is far and away the best opener
 has ever heard of...
 have ever heard in my 23 years on this
 Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT
 BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the
 planet, I read it to my mum. Not even
 kidding. And she briefly discussed
 with me the idea of sending you a
 nude still ends up on television.
 No one is safe.
 nude purely for the comedic value of
 this message!
 What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered
 You've just clocked tinder, well done
 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O
 sir
 And the thought of setting our children
 up for life, now that's definitely
 tempting :p
 E42
Do it for the kids!!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Do it for the kids!!: 48%
 6:32
 4G
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm
 Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but
 think about this...
 As you said 84 years later the movie
 titanic was made, it pulled an amazing
 $2.187 billion in the box office, won
 11 Oscars and was the real birth of
 the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio.
 A movie like that is remembered, not
 for the nudes but the love story that
 these nudes helped blossem into the
 romance of the century, envied by
 many. Not only could these nudes be
 the start of your own great romance
 but think about the royalties your own
 film could bring in another 84 years...
 Catherine, 24
 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be
 around for the royalties in 84 years" but
 Catherine.... Your children will reap the
 Australian Catholic University
 11 km away
 benefits for years, so Catherine dont do
 it for me, don't do it for you... But do it
 for our children!
 Why won't I send you nudes?
 Let me remind you of this little movie called
 Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm
 Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn
 in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one
 This is far and away the best opener
 has ever heard of...
 have ever heard in my 23 years on this
 Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT
 BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the
 planet, I read it to my mum. Not even
 kidding. And she briefly discussed
 with me the idea of sending you a
 nude still ends up on television.
 No one is safe.
 nude purely for the comedic value of
 this message!
 What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered
 You've just clocked tinder, well done
 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O
 sir
 And the thought of setting our children
 up for life, now that's definitely
 tempting :p
 E42
Do it for the kids!!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        dissociatves:
lesbophobes:

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is calledΒ β€œperfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:
For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)


β€œDon’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.”(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)
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dissociatves:
lesbophobes:

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is calledΒ β€œperfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:
For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)


β€œDon’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.”(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

        

            
            

                
                
                    dissociatves:
lesbophobes:

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is calledΒ β€œperfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:
For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)


β€œDon’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.”(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)
: 12
 11
 10
 1
 2
 3.
 4.
 76
 11
 10
 33
 4
 76 5
 www.
 CC
 LO
dissociatves:
lesbophobes:

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is calledΒ β€œperfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:
For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)


β€œDon’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.”(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        hellenhighwater:

murdockmoogle:

optimysticals:

biteypyrotiger:

systlin:

love-order-chaos-repeat:
Damn he came for their lives πŸ˜‚
Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry.Β 

I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline wasΒ β€œthat woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly saidΒ β€œReally?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man.

Colin is sunshine.

And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me.
You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and sayΒ β€œno, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke withΒ β€œNo, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate.
And his reply to something offensive wasΒ β€œNope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.”
I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by sayingΒ β€œNo. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/.
I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition.
Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect.

I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here.Β 
: Colin Mochrie
 @colinmochrie
 Follow
 Why the shock that a woman can direct a
 great superhero film. After Fantastic Four,
 Steel, Batman vs Superman etc, it's shocking
 a man can
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hellenhighwater:

murdockmoogle:

optimysticals:

biteypyrotiger:

systlin:

love-order-chaos-repeat:
Damn he came for their lives πŸ˜‚
Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry.Β 

I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline wasΒ β€œthat woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly saidΒ β€œReally?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man.

Colin is sunshine.

And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me.
You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and sayΒ β€œno, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke withΒ β€œNo, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate.
And his reply to something offensive wasΒ β€œNope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.”
I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by sayingΒ β€œNo. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/.
I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition.
Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect.

I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here.Β 

        

            
            

                
                
                    hellenhighwater:

murdockmoogle:

optimysticals:

biteypyrotiger:

systlin:

love-order-chaos-repeat:
Damn he came for their lives πŸ˜‚
Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry.Β 

I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline wasΒ β€œthat woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly saidΒ β€œReally?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man.

Colin is sunshine.

And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me.
You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and sayΒ β€œno, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke withΒ β€œNo, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate.
And his reply to something offensive wasΒ β€œNope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.”
I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by sayingΒ β€œNo. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/.
I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition.
Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect.

I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here.Β 
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systlin:

love-order-chaos-repeat:
Damn he came for their lives πŸ˜‚
Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry.Β 

I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline wasΒ β€œthat woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly saidΒ β€œReally?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man.

Colin is sunshine.

And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me.
You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and sayΒ β€œno, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke withΒ β€œNo, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate.
And his reply to something offensive wasΒ β€œNope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.”
I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by sayingΒ β€œNo. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/.
I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition.
Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect.

I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here.Β 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Tumblr on languages: olene33rpm
 me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels
 the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente cowèurde
 nazerine
 love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg
 kore this, sore that, dore which
 koko here, soko there, doko where
 koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany
 Source: categorical-abstract-ml
 futureevilscientist
 confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so
 whenever I see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo", instead of hugs and
 kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like
 some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there
 assassinregrets
 im just
 the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion ofa
 person in the conversation
 so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you)
 i love it
 madmaudlingoes
 This is called "clusivity" and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen,
 Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua
 spinningyarns
 Some languages just side-eye harder than others
 Source: assassinregrets
 lord-kitschener
 Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can
 Grzegorz BrzΔ™czyszczykiewicz
 relativelylessimportant
 Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a
 joke, but is actually true
 Source: lord-kitschener
 heatmor
 irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit" but directly translated it
 means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is
 muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you" its like "i see your god
 and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch
 Source: cradily
 Mark Magumpkin
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 Spanish: The h is silent
 English: Many letters can be silent
 French: All letters are meaningless, every living
 thing is born without reason
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                    Tumblr on languages: olene33rpm
 me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels
 the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente cowèurde
 nazerine
 love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg
 kore this, sore that, dore which
 koko here, soko there, doko where
 koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany
 Source: categorical-abstract-ml
 futureevilscientist
 confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so
 whenever I see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo", instead of hugs and
 kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like
 some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there
 assassinregrets
 im just
 the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion ofa
 person in the conversation
 so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you)
 i love it
 madmaudlingoes
 This is called "clusivity" and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen,
 Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua
 spinningyarns
 Some languages just side-eye harder than others
 Source: assassinregrets
 lord-kitschener
 Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can
 Grzegorz BrzΔ™czyszczykiewicz
 relativelylessimportant
 Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a
 joke, but is actually true
 Source: lord-kitschener
 heatmor
 irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit" but directly translated it
 means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is
 muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you" its like "i see your god
 and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch
 Source: cradily
 Mark Magumpkin
 Follow
 Spanish: The h is silent
 English: Many letters can be silent
 French: All letters are meaningless, every living
 thing is born without reason
 paddysnuffles
 tumblr: on languages
Tumblr on languages
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        A tale from tech support: arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not?
 This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have
 shoved in the floppy drive
 Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this
 There is, yes!
 After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to
 people's houses or businesses, fixing their various bugs, etc. While I
 would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one
 businessman who needed mult
 know, you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole
 comes out 1 think it is technically call the "Cup Depository Tray
 CD, right?), he is not the most memorable encounter. No, that goes to
 one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job
 iple
 cup holde
 eplacements (you
 She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on, and
 wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button. One
 day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to
 come back on, and could we please see what we could do to fix it?
 So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was
 no power getting to the machine or something. It happens sometimes
 if a machine gets banged around enough, or if someone fiddles with it
 wrong or is careless putting it together, computers are finicky like that
 But as soon as I get to the box itself, 1 know it isn't that simple, because
 of the smell. I have smelled computers with dust all up in them, that isn't
 uncommon, but this is just vile and, more importantly, entirely new.
 I am now more curious than afraid, so 1 open it up and there is a mass
 of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything, parts of it are
 burnt to circuits, there is almost nothing untouched by the mass. But
 by far the worst off is the A drive. That is the obvious source of the
 problem, and the thing has not "exploded", but more burst from the
 pressure of whatever this stuff was
 So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and
 noticed any problems, and she says no, not until the whole machine
 stopped working. But I come to find out what she used it for
 Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed
 that her computer (among other things) had a soul that needed to be
 respected an honored. Which, fair enough. But she chose to honor it
 by feeding it a grain of rice every time
 she had to wake it up and disturb
 For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of
 rice into the A driv
 from sleep mode. And eventually that was enough pressure to break the
 drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits, where the heat melted
 it all and caused no end of problems
 ime she turned it on or woke t
 iing u
 After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better
 ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs, what with virus
 scans or defrags and the like, but
 t poor device was entirely lost.
 I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be
 good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even
 the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as
 one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that
 CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups!
 The end
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                    A tale from tech support: arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not?
 This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have
 shoved in the floppy drive
 Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this
 There is, yes!
 After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to
 people's houses or businesses, fixing their various bugs, etc. While I
 would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one
 businessman who needed mult
 know, you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole
 comes out 1 think it is technically call the "Cup Depository Tray
 CD, right?), he is not the most memorable encounter. No, that goes to
 one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job
 iple
 cup holde
 eplacements (you
 She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on, and
 wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button. One
 day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to
 come back on, and could we please see what we could do to fix it?
 So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was
 no power getting to the machine or something. It happens sometimes
 if a machine gets banged around enough, or if someone fiddles with it
 wrong or is careless putting it together, computers are finicky like that
 But as soon as I get to the box itself, 1 know it isn't that simple, because
 of the smell. I have smelled computers with dust all up in them, that isn't
 uncommon, but this is just vile and, more importantly, entirely new.
 I am now more curious than afraid, so 1 open it up and there is a mass
 of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything, parts of it are
 burnt to circuits, there is almost nothing untouched by the mass. But
 by far the worst off is the A drive. That is the obvious source of the
 problem, and the thing has not "exploded", but more burst from the
 pressure of whatever this stuff was
 So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and
 noticed any problems, and she says no, not until the whole machine
 stopped working. But I come to find out what she used it for
 Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed
 that her computer (among other things) had a soul that needed to be
 respected an honored. Which, fair enough. But she chose to honor it
 by feeding it a grain of rice every time
 she had to wake it up and disturb
 For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of
 rice into the A driv
 from sleep mode. And eventually that was enough pressure to break the
 drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits, where the heat melted
 it all and caused no end of problems
 ime she turned it on or woke t
 iing u
 After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better
 ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs, what with virus
 scans or defrags and the like, but
 t poor device was entirely lost.
 I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be
 good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even
 the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as
 one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that
 CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups!
 The end
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        Okay but I wanna know why they dont talk about the brother anymore: gaymilesedgeworth
 my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was
 a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where
 people called her by another name and she like. didn't give me a straight
 answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that's literally it. that's all u had to say
 gaymilesedgeworth
 great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were
 related to her two eldest children
 gaymilesedgeworth
 my family didn't tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my
 social security info to get my driver's permit in my junior year of high school. i
 have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to mee
 gaymilesedgeworth
 i had to google my own brother to find out why we don't talk about him anymore
 gaymilesedgeworth
 one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked
 me if she was too overprotective. i told her yeah, sometimes." then she
 casually, calmly went, "maybe it's because you were almost kidnapped as a
 baby"
 she didn't even elaborate until i asked her to explain
 (my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)
 my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then
 like "bye honey have a good day at schoor
 gaymilesedgeworth
 no one knows great-grandma ruth's real last name
 ziraseal
 this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here
 Source: gaymilesedge..
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                    Okay but I wanna know why they dont talk about the brother anymore: gaymilesedgeworth
 my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was
 a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where
 people called her by another name and she like. didn't give me a straight
 answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that's literally it. that's all u had to say
 gaymilesedgeworth
 great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were
 related to her two eldest children
 gaymilesedgeworth
 my family didn't tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my
 social security info to get my driver's permit in my junior year of high school. i
 have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to mee
 gaymilesedgeworth
 i had to google my own brother to find out why we don't talk about him anymore
 gaymilesedgeworth
 one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked
 me if she was too overprotective. i told her yeah, sometimes." then she
 casually, calmly went, "maybe it's because you were almost kidnapped as a
 baby"
 she didn't even elaborate until i asked her to explain
 (my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)
 my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then
 like "bye honey have a good day at schoor
 gaymilesedgeworth
 no one knows great-grandma ruth's real last name
 ziraseal
 this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here
 Source: gaymilesedge..
 151,040 notes
Okay but I wanna know why they dont talk about the brother anymore
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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