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Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

England, Finals, and Spanish: Anglo-French War From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Anglo-French War may refer to any war fought between England (and after 1707, Britain) and France, including . Anglo-French War (1202-04) French invasion of Normandy . Anglo-French War (1213-14) rivalry between the Capetian dynasty and the House of Plantagenet, ended in a French victory at the Battle of Bouvines . French invasion of England (1215-1217)- part of the First Barons War Saintonge War (1242-43) ended in a French victory at the Battle of Taillebourg . Anglo-French War (1294-98 and 1300-03) conflict which revolved around Gascony and ended by the Treaty of Paris (1303) . Hundred Years' War (1337-1453) . Anglo-French War (1496-98) part of the Italian War of 1494-98 . Anglo-French War (1512-14)- part of the War of the League of Cambrai . Anglo-French War (1522-26)- part of the Italian War of 1521-26 . Anglo-French War (1542-46) part of the Italian War of 1542-46 . Anglo-French War (1557-59)- part of the Italian War of 1551-59 . Anglo-French War (1627-29)- part of the Huguenot rebellions . Anglo-French War (1666-67) a minor corollary of the Second Anglo-Dutch War . Anglo-French War (1689-97)- part of the Nine Years' War . Anglo-French War (1702-13) part of the War of the Spanish Succession . Anglo-French War (1744-48) part of the War of the Austrian Succession Anglo-French war (1744-1763) France is defeated in India . Anglo-French War (1756-63) part of the Seven Years' War . Anglo-French War (1778-83) - French victory; ended in the Treaty of Versailles; linked to the American Revolutionary War Fourth Anglo-Dutch War (1780-1784)- ended in a British victory . Anglo-French War (1793-1802) part of the French Revolutionary Wars . Anglo-French War (1803-14) part of the Napoleonic Wars, including the Peninsular War . Anglo-French War (1815) part of the Napoleonic Wars, the Waterloo Campaign World Cup Finals (2018) Epic battle on the pitch <p><a href="https://cheesepastries.tumblr.com/post/175786253014/england-fans-are-getting-a-little-too-ahead-of" class="tumblr_blog">cheesepastries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>England fans are getting a little too ahead of themselves but honestly I’m here for it. (See last heading)</p></blockquote> <p>Get fuckin roasted </p>

cheesepastries: England fans are getting a little too ahead of themselves but honestly I’m here for it. (See last heading) Get fuckin roas...

Africa, Crime, and Facebook: 0 0 31 %. 6:06 AM Gavin Free onTwitter:... https://mobile.twitter.com Tweet Q8 Sign up Log in Gavin Free@GavinFree Oct3 I've lived in two countries. Deaths in mass shootings: 2013- 288 2014- 268 0 2015 369 0 2016- 432 2017- 346 0 815 9.4K39K JoelHeyman Ф@JoelHeyman . Oct 4 I think your tweet is misleading and manipulative. facebook.com/joel.heyman/po 180 t155 1.3K Gavin Free @GavinFree Replying to @JoelHeyman <p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/166268633584/psykoknight65-i-deleted-this-before-because-i-was" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://psykoknight65.tumblr.com/post/166084237453/i-deleted-this-before-because-i-was-afraid-of" class="tumblr_blog">psykoknight65</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I deleted this before because I was afraid of backlash. But fuck it gavins an idiot, at the time I saw this he made no mention on how in the UK not only are guns banned but you have to be registered just to own a kitchen knife and people still stab each other to death at pubs and shit</p></blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196941/The-violent-country-Europe-Britain-worse-South-Africa-U-S.html">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196941/The-violent-country-Europe-Britain-worse-South-Africa-U-S.html</a><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="636" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/684d4a2c1ca784d411c3294c6e55ceb1/tumblr_inline_oxl3vjlmYF1rcfaqx_540.png" data-orig-height="636" data-orig-width="468"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="373" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a281e55672a4ea9d8025931be00acbe1/tumblr_inline_oxl3yhnzdY1rcfaqx_540.png" data-orig-height="373" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FLaGVFbYUfl4"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LaGVFbYUfl4?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce86a6adcfc9727f85b267738f8ddb91/tumblr_inline_oxl3xvKIHS1rcfaqx_540.png" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="720"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Not to mention London just surpassed New York City in violence rates.</p><p>It’s almost? Like?? Disarming??? The populace???? Doesn’t????? Reduce?????? Crime???????</p>

takashi0: psykoknight65: I deleted this before because I was afraid of backlash. But fuck it gavins an idiot, at the time I saw this he mad...