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Animals, Bad, and Beef: Cooking with SMARTS Sir Michael And his Recipes That are So good Today s Dish Broccoli and ginger beef stir-fry Ingredients: Broccoli, ginger and beef. Other stuff too, maybe, not sure 1. Check kitchen for dangerous animals. And not just large animals like lions, wolves and sharks Check for small animals too because they can be just as dangerous. Once, a tiny bee stung my friend Thomas J and he died. So, if there are ANY dangerous animals in your kitchen, DO NOT GO IN THERE 2. Once you've determined that the kitchen is free of dangerous animals, check to ensure there are no hired assassins in there. Because that could happen. If I was a hired assassin, I would hide in my victim's kitchen, wait until he's about to prepare dinner and then I would karate chop him in half and then I would go and collect my payment. So, you know, be careful. Also, if you area hired assassin, demand 50% ofyour fee up front because it is a murky business and financial security is important in these troubled times 3. If you are CERTAIN the kitchen is safe, send someone else in first. BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN THAT THE KITCHEN IS SAFE. HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?? 4. If the person you send in dies, that is a bad sign and YOU SHOULD NOT GO IN THE KITCHEN 5. If the person you send in survives, ask them to cook you some broccoli and ginger beef stir-fry. Then, when they make it, DO NOT EAT IT BECAUSE IT COULD BE POISONED. YOUR OWN FAMILY OR FRIENDS COULD BE TRYING TO KILL YOU SO DO NOT TAKE ANY CHANCES, IT'S TO0 RISKY 6. Leave the house and never come back. Start a new life somewhere safer. You can never be too careful. @Michael1979 Michael's Recipes: Stir-Fry (X Post from r/SirMichael)

Michael's Recipes: Stir-Fry (X Post from r/SirMichael)