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ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”
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uppityfemale: vox: During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America.  That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes. Oh wow… : 11:00 AM SEN. BILL NELSON CSPAN2 Bronx, NY 1 INJURED 11:00 AM SEN. BILL NELSON CSPAN2 Cottontown, TN 2 DEAD 11:30 AM SEN CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 Chicago, IL 11:30 AM 2 INJURED Akron, OH 11:30 AM 1 INJURED SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 McKenna, WA 2 DEAD SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 12:45 PM SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 San Bernardino, CA 1:00 PM 1 INJURED Las Vegas, NV 2 INJURED 1:00 PM Shooting with no injuries Grand Forks, ND SEN. CORY BOOKER D-New Jersey CSPAN 1:45 PM New York City, NY 1 INJURED CSPAN2 3:00 PM Jonesboro, GA 1 DEAD SEN. AL FRANKEN CSPAN2 4:00 PM Shooting with no injuries Tampa, FL SEN, ELIZABETH WARREN 4:30 PM Shooting with no injuries The pending business in the Senate is the 2017 Commerce, Justice & Science Spending B Orlando, FL 4:30 PM 1 INJURED Senators Who Have Joined Sen. Murphy (D Markey (DL Leshy IDL Toomey (R), Franken (D Murray (DI, Peters (DL Casey IOL Wyden (D) Fort Wayne, IN CSPAN 5:00 PM 1 INJURED Dallas, T>X Sen. Murphy (D-CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET. He is permitting questions from other Senators but is not yielding the f 5:15 PM 2 INJURED Fort Collins, CO Sen. Murphy (D.CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET CSPAN2 but is not yielding the fioor. 5:30 PM Senators Who Have Joined Sen. Murphy ID Warren (D), Merkley (OL Menendez IDI. Shaheen (D, Gillibrand (Di, McCaskill ID) Chicago, IL 3 INJURED CSPAN2 5:30 PM business in the Senate is the GSPAN 2017 Conwmierce, Justic&Sclience Spending Bil Dallas, TX 1 INJURED 6:19 PM Senators who Hau" Joined Sen Murphy (D): Markey (DL Leahy (DX Toomey IRI Franken (D) Murray {Di Peters CD), Casey (D), wyden CD) C-SPAN2 1 INJURED Salt Lake City, UT 7:00 PM The pending business in the Senate is the 2017 Commerce, Justice & Science Spending Bll CSPAN2 Albuquerque, NM 2 DEAD, 1 INJURED 7:30 PM Senators Who Have Joined Sen Murphy (D Udail (D1 Bennet(D) Hirono (DI Heinnich (D) CSPAN2 Chicago, IL 2 INJURED 7:30 PM 1 INJURED SEN. SHELDON WHITEHOUSE Baltimore, MA CSPAN2 145 T 8:45 PM Chicago, IL SEN. BOB CASEY CSPAN2 1 DEAD 9:20 PM Chicago, IL SEN. JOE DONNELLY CSPAN2 2 INJURED 9:40 PM 1 INJURED SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY Pittsburg, PA CSPAN2 10:00 PM SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR Chicago, IL C-SPAN2 1 INJURED 10:00 PM Schenectady, NY 1 INJURED SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR CSPAN2 10:45 PM 2 INJURED SEN. TIM KAINE Danville, VA CSPAN 11:00 PM SEN. JOE DONNELLY Detroit, MI -SPAN2 1 INJURED 11:00 PM 39 Senstors Have Joined Sen. Murphy (D Donnelly (DL Cantwel (D)& Kaine (D) Cleveland, OH 1 INJURED CSPAN2 11:26 PM Fort Lauderdale, FL 1 INJURED SEN, TAMMY BALDWIN CSPAN2 11:30 PM It Shooting with no injuries 40 Senators Have Joined Sen, Murphy ID Udall CD), Bennet (DI Hirono (D), Heinrich (D) Springfield, MO CSPAN 11:49 PM 1 INJURED New Haven, CT SEN. JEFF MERKLEY CSPAN 12:30 AM Shooting with no injuries Sen Murphy (D-CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET. He is permiting questions from other Senators, aCSPAN2 Rockford, IL 12:50 AM SEN DICK DURBIN D lloolk, Mincrity Whip Chicago, IlL CSPAN2 1 INJURED 1:00 AM SEN. CORY BOOKER D.New Jerney San Francisco, CA 2 INJURED CSPAN2 2:00 AM 40 Senators Have Joined Ser Warner [Dl, Klobuchar (Di Mikulski C Di: SPAN2 Detroit, MI 2 DEAD, 1 INJURED 2:00 AM 40 Senatoes Have Joined Sen. Murphy ID: Donnelly i DI, Cantwell (DA Kaine (D & Schatr (ID) CSPAN2 Butte, MT 1 DEAD 2:00 AM CSPAN2 Austin, TX 1 DEAD uppityfemale: vox: During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America.  That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes. Oh wow…
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