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        How to Germanize yourself in 10 Steps: 10 STEPS TO
 GERMANIZE YOURSELF
 1
 Put on your Hausschuhe
 Germans love their Hausschuhe (house shoes)
 so you must too. View anyone who doesn't
 wear house shoes as a primitive savage: part
 human, part dirt distribution device
 Dress Normcore
 Dress as ordinarily and anonymously as
 possible: normal, only made hardcore
 Germans express their normcore by favoring
 practical clothing that emphasizes engineering
 over something as pointless, fickle and
 downright vague as fashion.
 HALT!
 Respect the Ampelmännchen!
 Empty road? So what? Respect the
 Ampelmännchen -guardian of the
 crossing pedestrian
 BiO
 Respect Nature
 Regular immersion in nature is important for
 your Seele (soul): wandern (go hiking) on
 Sundays, buy anything with the word Bio on
 it and only buy your children wooden toys.
 Get Qualified
 Germans value practicality and specialism.
 If you've not studied it, if you're not qualified
 in it, you've no right to even attempt it.
 Make it a Schorle
 Add Sprudelwasser (fizzy water) to
 everything you drink. The pinnacle
 of all this is, of course, the spectacular
 German invention Apfelsaftschorle
 When in doubt potato
 To be German is to do everything
 possible to the potato, and possibly
 one or two things more.
 Discover more subtleties
 of German cuisine
 Wurst + Brot- everything
 else you need to know
 NaaG..
 GUT
 ACH SO!
 Alles
 klar!
 Don't small talk
 Small talk is for small minds.
 Just say whatever it is you are
 thinking, honestly and directly.
 sonstso
 10
 Be accurate!
 From tiny acorns of i
 s mighty
 oak trees of deception may grow. Be a
 whenever possible.
 From How To Be German and Make Me German by Adam Fletcher
 +Babbel
How to Germanize yourself in 10 Steps
        

            
            

                
                
                    How to Germanize yourself in 10 Steps: 10 STEPS TO
 GERMANIZE YOURSELF
 1
 Put on your Hausschuhe
 Germans love their Hausschuhe (house shoes)
 so you must too. View anyone who doesn't
 wear house shoes as a primitive savage: part
 human, part dirt distribution device
 Dress Normcore
 Dress as ordinarily and anonymously as
 possible: normal, only made hardcore
 Germans express their normcore by favoring
 practical clothing that emphasizes engineering
 over something as pointless, fickle and
 downright vague as fashion.
 HALT!
 Respect the Ampelmännchen!
 Empty road? So what? Respect the
 Ampelmännchen -guardian of the
 crossing pedestrian
 BiO
 Respect Nature
 Regular immersion in nature is important for
 your Seele (soul): wandern (go hiking) on
 Sundays, buy anything with the word Bio on
 it and only buy your children wooden toys.
 Get Qualified
 Germans value practicality and specialism.
 If you've not studied it, if you're not qualified
 in it, you've no right to even attempt it.
 Make it a Schorle
 Add Sprudelwasser (fizzy water) to
 everything you drink. The pinnacle
 of all this is, of course, the spectacular
 German invention Apfelsaftschorle
 When in doubt potato
 To be German is to do everything
 possible to the potato, and possibly
 one or two things more.
 Discover more subtleties
 of German cuisine
 Wurst + Brot- everything
 else you need to know
 NaaG..
 GUT
 ACH SO!
 Alles
 klar!
 Don't small talk
 Small talk is for small minds.
 Just say whatever it is you are
 thinking, honestly and directly.
 sonstso
 10
 Be accurate!
 From tiny acorns of i
 s mighty
 oak trees of deception may grow. Be a
 whenever possible.
 From How To Be German and Make Me German by Adam Fletcher
 +Babbel
How to Germanize yourself in 10 Steps
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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