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Bad, Community, and England: In England, after 2 thieves broke into a mans home and made of with his laptop, they inspected the device, found serious child abuse material, and brought it to the cops regardless. That man got 3 years in jail. The judge gave robbers a 12 month community service orders in light of their good deed. The robbers: We were bad, but now we're good memehumor: Good job robbers

Bad, Community, and England: In England, after 2 thieves broke
into a mans home and made of
with his laptop, they inspected
the device, found serious child
abuse material, and brought it to
the cops regardless. That man
got 3 years in jail. The judge
gave robbers a 12 month
community service orders in
light of their good deed.
The robbers:
We were bad, but now we're good
memehumor:

Good job robbers

Bad, Community, and England: In England, after 2 thieves broke
into a mans home and made of
with his laptop, they inspected
the device, found serious child
abuse material, and brought it to
the cops regardless. That man
got 3 years in jail. The judge
gave robbers a 12 month
community service orders in
light of their good deed.
The robbers:
We were bad, but now we're good
memehumor:

Good job robbers

memehumor: Good job robbers

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Shopping, Lost, and Japan: Kiyo Yamauchi @kiyotoshi_y Popular tweet in Japan: The tweeter found an acorn at a shopping mall and he brought it to the lost and found just in case a child has dropped it. At the lost and found there was the mother and the daughter who were there looking for it. He said he was truly surprised. BYRD @mrmehoso11.3d ショッピングモールになぜかどんぐりが落ちてた子供が落としたのかもと思い念のためサービスセンターに落とし物として預けようとしたらまさかのまさか、サービスセンターにお母さんと小さい女の子がこのどんぐりを探しに来ててビビった Japan in an…acorn shell

Shopping, Lost, and Japan: Kiyo Yamauchi
@kiyotoshi_y
Popular tweet in Japan: The tweeter
found an acorn at a shopping mall
and he brought it to the lost and
found just in case a child has
dropped it. At the lost and found
there was the mother and the
daughter who were there looking for
it.
He said he was truly surprised.
BYRD @mrmehoso11.3d
ショッピングモールになぜかどんぐりが落ちてた
子供が落としたのかもと思い念のためサービスセン
ターに落とし物として預けようとしたらまさかのまさ
か、サービスセンターにお母さんと小さい女の子がこ
のどんぐりを探しに来ててビビった
Japan in an…acorn shell

Shopping, Lost, and Japan: Kiyo Yamauchi
@kiyotoshi_y
Popular tweet in Japan: The tweeter
found an acorn at a shopping mall
and he brought it to the lost and
found just in case a child has
dropped it. At the lost and found
there was the mother and the
daughter who were there looking for
it.
He said he was truly surprised.
BYRD @mrmehoso11.3d
ショッピングモールになぜかどんぐりが落ちてた
子供が落としたのかもと思い念のためサービスセン
ターに落とし物として預けようとしたらまさかのまさ
か、サービスセンターにお母さんと小さい女の子がこ
のどんぐりを探しに来ててビビった
Japan in an…acorn shell

Japan in an…acorn shell

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Life, Tumblr, and Blog: @anzucar honestly boys are like... nicer than they've led us to believe. my bf has a really crappy computer chair and his friend cleaned out his garage to find one and just came over without warning, brought it over and threw out the old one. boys are only nice for their homies y'al awesomacious: homies for life

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: @anzucar
honestly boys are like... nicer than
they've led us to believe. my bf has a
really crappy computer chair and his
friend cleaned out his garage to find one
and just came over without warning,
brought it over and threw out the old
one. boys are only nice for their homies
y'al
awesomacious:

homies for life

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: @anzucar
honestly boys are like... nicer than
they've led us to believe. my bf has a
really crappy computer chair and his
friend cleaned out his garage to find one
and just came over without warning,
brought it over and threw out the old
one. boys are only nice for their homies
y'al
awesomacious:

homies for life

awesomacious: homies for life

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Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. 61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019 14K people are talking about this awesomacious: This is the best roommate you can ask for

Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
awesomacious:

This is the best roommate you can ask for

Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
awesomacious:

This is the best roommate you can ask for

awesomacious: This is the best roommate you can ask for

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Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. 61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019 14K people are talking about this This is the best roommate you can ask for

Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

This is the best roommate you can ask for

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Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. 61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019 14K people are talking about this This is the best roommate you can ask for

Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

Doug, Parents, and Roommate: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

This is the best roommate you can ask for

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England, Saw, and Australia: dingdongyouarewrong one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i've been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it's actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

England, Saw, and Australia: dingdongyouarewrong
one time i was in a pub in london and
saw lemonade on the menu and i was
like mmmm lemonade!!! but i've been to
australia and been tricked before so i was
like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade
or is it just sprite and she was like it's
actual lemonade so i ordered some and
she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate
england

England, Saw, and Australia: dingdongyouarewrong
one time i was in a pub in london and
saw lemonade on the menu and i was
like mmmm lemonade!!! but i've been to
australia and been tricked before so i was
like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade
or is it just sprite and she was like it's
actual lemonade so i ordered some and
she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate
england

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Best Friend, Friends, and Tumblr: SOLDIER RESCUED A BABY SQUIRREL AND NOW THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS Soldier found this baby squirrel close to death and brought it to its base. He nursed the squirrel to health, feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, the soldier is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never farfrom his side. lolzandtrollz:Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

Best Friend, Friends, and Tumblr: SOLDIER RESCUED A BABY
SQUIRREL AND NOW THEY'RE
BEST FRIENDS
Soldier found this baby squirrel close to death and
brought it to its base. He nursed the squirrel to health,
feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, the
soldier is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never
farfrom his side.
lolzandtrollz:Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

Best Friend, Friends, and Tumblr: SOLDIER RESCUED A BABY
SQUIRREL AND NOW THEY'RE
BEST FRIENDS
Soldier found this baby squirrel close to death and
brought it to its base. He nursed the squirrel to health,
feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, the
soldier is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never
farfrom his side.
lolzandtrollz:Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

lolzandtrollz:Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

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Best Friend, Friends, and Tumblr: SOLDIER RESCUED A BABY SQUIRREL AND NOW THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS Soldier found this baby squirrel close to death and brought it to its base. He nursed the squirrel to health, feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, the soldier is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never farfrom his side. lolzandtrollz: Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

Best Friend, Friends, and Tumblr: SOLDIER RESCUED A BABY
SQUIRREL AND NOW THEY'RE
BEST FRIENDS
Soldier found this baby squirrel close to death and
brought it to its base. He nursed the squirrel to health,
feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, the
soldier is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never
farfrom his side.
lolzandtrollz:

Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

Best Friend, Friends, and Tumblr: SOLDIER RESCUED A BABY
SQUIRREL AND NOW THEY'RE
BEST FRIENDS
Soldier found this baby squirrel close to death and
brought it to its base. He nursed the squirrel to health,
feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, the
soldier is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never
farfrom his side.
lolzandtrollz:

Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

lolzandtrollz: Just A Soldier And His Best Friend

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Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

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Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

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Fucking, Lol, and Rude: 1+9=10, which is perfect. Speaking of 1O, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 999999999 Add one more 9 you're short Unless you weren't tryna get my numbaaa Rude of u to assume I was trying to get ya numba But since u brought it up.. 0 What a fucking plot twist this was LOL, Fumbled the ball but picked it back up for a TD

Fucking, Lol, and Rude: 1+9=10, which is perfect.
Speaking of 1O, I'm thinking of a
number between 1 and 999999999
Add one more 9 you're short
Unless you weren't tryna get my
numbaaa
Rude of u to assume I was trying to
get ya numba
But since u brought it up.. 0
What a fucking plot twist this was
LOL, Fumbled the ball but picked it back up for a TD

Fucking, Lol, and Rude: 1+9=10, which is perfect.
Speaking of 1O, I'm thinking of a
number between 1 and 999999999
Add one more 9 you're short
Unless you weren't tryna get my
numbaaa
Rude of u to assume I was trying to
get ya numba
But since u brought it up.. 0
What a fucking plot twist this was
LOL, Fumbled the ball but picked it back up for a TD

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Grey, Boi, and Sun: s ago My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it. He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and feeds him waxies from the bait shop Grey boi knows his place via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/310RVPp

Grey, Boi, and Sun: s ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Grey boi knows his place via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/310RVPp

Grey, Boi, and Sun: s ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Grey boi knows his place via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/310RVPp

Grey boi knows his place via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/310RVPp

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Grey, Boi, and Sun: s ago My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it. He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and feeds him waxies from the bait shop Grey boi knows his place

Grey, Boi, and Sun: s ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Grey boi knows his place

Grey, Boi, and Sun: s ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Grey boi knows his place

Grey boi knows his place

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Fire, Money, and School: My sisters student today took an empty tissue box and brought his piano outside of school to help raise money for my cancer. He raised $12 & brought it back to my sister as a surprise. MY HEARTS ON FIRE So thoughtful.

Fire, Money, and School: My sisters student today took an empty
tissue box and brought his piano outside
of school to help raise money for my
cancer. He raised $12 & brought it
back to my sister as a surprise. MY
HEARTS ON FIRE
So thoughtful.

Fire, Money, and School: My sisters student today took an empty
tissue box and brought his piano outside
of school to help raise money for my
cancer. He raised $12 & brought it
back to my sister as a surprise. MY
HEARTS ON FIRE
So thoughtful.

So thoughtful.

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Her, Cat, and Cracker: My cat found an unattended cracker and brought it to me so I could hold it for her while she eats it.

Her, Cat, and Cracker: My cat found an unattended cracker and
brought it to me so I could hold it for her
while she eats it.

Her, Cat, and Cracker: My cat found an unattended cracker and
brought it to me so I could hold it for her
while she eats it.

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Crush, Death Star, and Lego: bi-thor scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don't know if you've ever been in a lego castle but it's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee, we'll just make the LEGO castle big magical-awesome-kid Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica.. and my friend Ned and I got it to fly. Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people letitrainathousandflames Tony, calling peter:.and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?! Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here! Tony: THATS NOTMY POINT!!! Source: bi-harrington 123,738 notes A

Crush, Death Star, and Lego: bi-thor
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man
we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don't know if you've ever been in a
lego castle but it's pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer
down is causing me but,
north-star-lesbian
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee, we'll
just make the LEGO castle big
magical-awesome-kid
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica..
and my friend Ned and I got it to fly.
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
letitrainathousandflames
Tony, calling peter:.and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME
ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS NOTMY POINT!!!
Source: bi-harrington
123,738 notes
A

Crush, Death Star, and Lego: bi-thor
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man
we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don't know if you've ever been in a
lego castle but it's pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer
down is causing me but,
north-star-lesbian
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee, we'll
just make the LEGO castle big
magical-awesome-kid
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica..
and my friend Ned and I got it to fly.
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
letitrainathousandflames
Tony, calling peter:.and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME
ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn't want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS NOTMY POINT!!!
Source: bi-harrington
123,738 notes
A

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Life, Computer, and Old: @anzucar honestly boys are like... nicer than they've led us to believe. my bf has a really crappy computer chair and his friend cleaned out his garage to find one and just came over without warning, brought it over and threw out the old one. boys are only nice for their homies y'al homies for life

Life, Computer, and Old: @anzucar
honestly boys are like... nicer than
they've led us to believe. my bf has a
really crappy computer chair and his
friend cleaned out his garage to find one
and just came over without warning,
brought it over and threw out the old
one. boys are only nice for their homies
y'al
homies for life

Life, Computer, and Old: @anzucar
honestly boys are like... nicer than
they've led us to believe. my bf has a
really crappy computer chair and his
friend cleaned out his garage to find one
and just came over without warning,
brought it over and threw out the old
one. boys are only nice for their homies
y'al
homies for life

homies for life

Save

Life, Computer, and Old: @anzucar honestly boys are like... nicer than they've led us to believe. my bf has a really crappy computer chair and his friend cleaned out his garage to find one and just came over without warning, brought it over and threw out the old one. boys are only nice for their homies y'al homies for life

Life, Computer, and Old: @anzucar
honestly boys are like... nicer than
they've led us to believe. my bf has a
really crappy computer chair and his
friend cleaned out his garage to find one
and just came over without warning,
brought it over and threw out the old
one. boys are only nice for their homies
y'al
homies for life

Life, Computer, and Old: @anzucar
honestly boys are like... nicer than
they've led us to believe. my bf has a
really crappy computer chair and his
friend cleaned out his garage to find one
and just came over without warning,
brought it over and threw out the old
one. boys are only nice for their homies
y'al
homies for life

homies for life

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Beautiful, Parents, and Tumblr: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. awesomacious: A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Tumblr: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
awesomacious:

A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Tumblr: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
awesomacious:

A truly beautiful gift

awesomacious: A truly beautiful gift

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Dank, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Dank, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Dank, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

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Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Doug, Parents, and Chicken: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

Save

Beautiful, Doug, and Parents: Doug Dear My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

Beautiful, Doug, and Parents: Doug Dear
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found a
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

Beautiful, Doug, and Parents: Doug Dear
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found a
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

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Beautiful, Memes, and Parents: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. positive-memes: A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Memes, and Parents: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
positive-memes:

A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Memes, and Parents: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
positive-memes:

A truly beautiful gift

positive-memes: A truly beautiful gift

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Beautiful, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift

Beautiful, Parents, and Chicken: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift

A truly beautiful gift

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Family, Parents, and Home: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but todayl caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten.

Family, Parents, and Home: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayl
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.

Family, Parents, and Home: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayl
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Funny, Grandma, and Head: I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today... 1 Pad Tai Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy MAKE HIM REGRET *Spec Prep BEING BORN 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 o.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0,00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 (via lowghen) avatar-14 MAKE HIM REGRET *spec prep* BEING BORN *spec prep* birdonabird So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They'd regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says "You can't make it hot enough." Server gives him this look like "your funeral" and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen. When the dish comes out, it's a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his gets about five bites in, and can't do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was obliterated by Chef Grandma. And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head I think there's a reasonable chance this was his receipt. HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING ABOUT THEIR PAD THA funny.ce

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Dank, Family, and Parents: X cricket ,ill 100% 7:41 AM 2 Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitter.

Dank, Family, and Parents: X
cricket
,ill 100% 7:41 AM
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitter.

Dank, Family, and Parents: X
cricket
,ill 100% 7:41 AM
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitter.

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Family, Memes, and Parents: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today l
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
https://t.co/DCtnpbTEGa

Family, Memes, and Parents: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today l
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
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Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM cricket 2 2 Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten. WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
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Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
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Dank, Family, and Love: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but todayI caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten But this.. does put a smile on my face Love ❤️ 300 by MunaN15 MORE MEMES

Dank, Family, and Love: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayI
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten
But this.. does put a smile on my face
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Dank, Family, and Love: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayI
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten
But this.. does put a smile on my face
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Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM cricket 2 2 Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten. WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
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Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
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Memes, Neighbors, and 🤖: My cat stole a sausage from a neighbors grill and brought it ome

Memes, Neighbors, and 🤖: My cat stole a sausage from a
neighbors grill and brought it
ome

Memes, Neighbors, and 🤖: My cat stole a sausage from a
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Abc, Indianapolis Colts, and Espn: O COLTS SELECTION DRAFT 3 89 LIVE IND NEXT DAL LAC MIN NYJ TB NYG WAS NE JAX TB CAR LAR BAL RD4 AR .@PatMcAfeeShow absolutely BROUGHT IT. 😂🗣 📺: NFLN/ESPN/ABC https://t.co/mXU90DaOr6

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COLTS SELECTION
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Her, Cat, and Cracker: My cat found an unattended cracker and brought it to me so I could hold it for her while she eats it.

Her, Cat, and Cracker: My cat found an unattended cracker and
brought it to me so I could hold it for her
while she eats it.

Her, Cat, and Cracker: My cat found an unattended cracker and
brought it to me so I could hold it for her
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Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava 57 minutes ago My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it. He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and feeds him waxies from the bait shop Wholesome tree frog.

Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava
57 minutes ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Wholesome tree frog.

Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava
57 minutes ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Wholesome tree frog.

Wholesome tree frog.

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Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava 57 minutes ago My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it. He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and feeds him waxies from the bait shop Wholesome tree frog.

Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava
57 minutes ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Wholesome tree frog.

Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava
57 minutes ago
My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she
brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it.
He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the
soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every
now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and
feeds him waxies from the bait shop
Wholesome tree frog.

Wholesome tree frog.

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Dank, Memes, and Target: when they bring the cat picture back: u/Tdfpl Not todav old friend THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! HOORAY! by Tdfpl MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: when they bring the cat picture back:
u/Tdfpl
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Ass, Memes, and Crip: Baby in the red died & brought it back on y'all ass Bre @BreRaquelle 28. she tryna crip walk?

Ass, Memes, and Crip: Baby in the red died & brought it
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Bre @BreRaquelle
28. she tryna crip walk?

Ass, Memes, and Crip: Baby in the red died & brought it
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Beef, Ipad, and Steve Jobs: fuiru One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn't be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. 'See those bubbles,' he asked. 'They're air inside the iPod. Make it smaller. "Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. Look how slowly it sank, he told them. Make it faster One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. 1 thought I ordered the beef on rye," he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. "Does that look like beef on rye?' He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn't stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn't listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn't be in an aquarium. The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn't care It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was." That doesnt sound right, but I dont know enough about Steve Jobs to dispute it

Beef, Ipad, and Steve Jobs: fuiru
One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers
working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He
said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as
small as they could make it, it couldn't be made any smaller. So he took
the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the
bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. 'See those bubbles,' he
asked. 'They're air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.
"Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for
the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first
iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. Look how slowly it
sank, he told them. Make it faster
One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich.
When she brought it to him, he looked at it. 1 thought I ordered the beef on
rye," he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to
his fish tank and dropped it in. "Does that look like beef on rye?'
He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn't stop him. We
told him he had to stop, he wouldn't listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn't
be in an aquarium.
The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early
generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn't care
It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank.
When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never
found out who it was."
That doesnt sound right, but I dont know enough about Steve Jobs to dispute it

Beef, Ipad, and Steve Jobs: fuiru
One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers
working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He
said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as
small as they could make it, it couldn't be made any smaller. So he took
the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the
bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. 'See those bubbles,' he
asked. 'They're air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.
"Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for
the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first
iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. Look how slowly it
sank, he told them. Make it faster
One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich.
When she brought it to him, he looked at it. 1 thought I ordered the beef on
rye," he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to
his fish tank and dropped it in. "Does that look like beef on rye?'
He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn't stop him. We
told him he had to stop, he wouldn't listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn't
be in an aquarium.
The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early
generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn't care
It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank.
When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never
found out who it was."
That doesnt sound right, but I dont know enough about Steve Jobs to dispute it

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Beef, Cats, and Dogs: Bell 3:14 PM 13 hrs looking for a grill that belongs to my toaster oven, would like it back, a dog stole it from by my front door. if you see one around maybe in the nw side of town, or if your dog brought it home, please message me. or maybe a blue/grey pot (no handle) was taken by a dog about 2 months ago. ( Like Comment Share Be the first to like this I feel like a cupboard could solve a lot of problems for you 5h Like Reply i only put it out so cats/dogs could lick the beef juices off, not so a dog could take it. have done it for years. the pot had wiener water in it 51m Like Reply Message OWrite a comment. GIF 7 An odd request and an even worse reason

Beef, Cats, and Dogs: Bell
3:14 PM
13 hrs
looking for a grill that belongs to my toaster oven,
would like it back, a dog stole it from by my front door.
if you see one around maybe in the nw side of town,
or if your dog brought it home, please message me. or
maybe a blue/grey pot (no handle) was taken by a dog
about 2 months ago. (
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I feel like a cupboard could solve a lot
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i only put it out so cats/dogs could
lick the beef juices off, not so a
dog could take it. have done it for
years. the pot had wiener water in
it
51m Like Reply Message
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An odd request and an even worse reason

Beef, Cats, and Dogs: Bell
3:14 PM
13 hrs
looking for a grill that belongs to my toaster oven,
would like it back, a dog stole it from by my front door.
if you see one around maybe in the nw side of town,
or if your dog brought it home, please message me. or
maybe a blue/grey pot (no handle) was taken by a dog
about 2 months ago. (
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Comment
Share
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I feel like a cupboard could solve a lot
of problems for you
5h Like Reply
i only put it out so cats/dogs could
lick the beef juices off, not so a
dog could take it. have done it for
years. the pot had wiener water in
it
51m Like Reply Message
OWrite a comment.
GIF
7
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Relationships, Tumblr, and Blog: dalekitsune the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated See also Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth. espurr-roba Let's not forget that Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one. It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these awesomacious: Never heard of these

Relationships, Tumblr, and Blog: dalekitsune
the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell
you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated
See also
Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water
of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by
birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that
Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than
being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if
you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because
more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good
idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these
awesomacious:

Never heard of these

Relationships, Tumblr, and Blog: dalekitsune
the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell
you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated
See also
Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water
of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by
birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that
Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than
being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if
you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because
more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good
idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these
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Relationships, Fuck, and Good: dalekitsune the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated See also Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth. espurr-roba Let's not forget that Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one. It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these Never heard of these

Relationships, Fuck, and Good: dalekitsune
the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell
you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated
See also
Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water
of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by
birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that
Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than
being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if
you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because
more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good
idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these
Never heard of these

Relationships, Fuck, and Good: dalekitsune
the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell
you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated
See also
Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water
of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by
birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that
Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than
being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if
you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because
more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good
idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these
Never heard of these

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Relationships, Fuck, and Good: dalekitsune the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated See also Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth. espurr-roba Let's not forget that Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one. It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these Never heard of these via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2V4ckBf

Relationships, Fuck, and Good: dalekitsune
the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell
you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated
See also
Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water
of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by
birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that
Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than
being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if
you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because
more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good
idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these
Never heard of these via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2V4ckBf

Relationships, Fuck, and Good: dalekitsune
the phrase curiosity killed the cat is actually not the full phrase it actually is
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back so don't let anyone tell
you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain Deactivated
See also
Bleed is thieker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water
of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by
birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that
Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than
being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if
you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, great minds think alike ends with "but fools rarely differ
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because
more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good
idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these
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Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also Blood is thieker than weter The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth. espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one. It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes. It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of these. sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion. Kinda wholesome

Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune
the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full
phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a
curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world
uwu
consultingmoosecaptain
See also
Blood is thieker than weter The blood of the covenant is
thicker than the water of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger
than those formed by birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends
with "But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is
much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking
at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at
something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely
differ"
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing.
And that just because more than one person has the same
idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of
these
unlimitedtrashworks
Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat
comes.
It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an
assessment of how complementary people are.
monsters-and-teeth
I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose
evil-shenanigans-alpha
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this
knowledge
alwayswillgraham
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese.
its-kk-yo
I want to make designs out of these.
sunderlorn
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity
and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs
encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by
choice and personal passion.
Kinda wholesome

Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune
the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full
phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a
curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world
uwu
consultingmoosecaptain
See also
Blood is thieker than weter The blood of the covenant is
thicker than the water of the womb
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger
than those formed by birth.
espurr-roba
Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends
with "But better than a master of one.
It means that being equally good/average at everything is
much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking
at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at
something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
thelifeofatubaplayer
Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely
differ"
It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing.
And that just because more than one person has the same
idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea
becausetheintrovert
what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of
these
unlimitedtrashworks
Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat
comes.
It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an
assessment of how complementary people are.
monsters-and-teeth
I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose
evil-shenanigans-alpha
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this
knowledge
alwayswillgraham
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese.
its-kk-yo
I want to make designs out of these.
sunderlorn
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity
and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs
encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by
choice and personal passion.
Kinda wholesome

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Ass, Memes, and Crip: Baby in the red died & brought it back on y'all ass Bre @BreRaquelle 28. she tryna crip walk? Damn

Ass, Memes, and Crip: Baby in the red died & brought it
back on y'all ass
Bre @BreRaquelle
28. she tryna crip walk?
Damn

Ass, Memes, and Crip: Baby in the red died & brought it
back on y'all ass
Bre @BreRaquelle
28. she tryna crip walk?
Damn

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Memes, Sex, and Girl: Jessica Nolan @jessienolan_x Scary that if I went out,expressed no desire to have sex,got raped &brought it to court,my choice of underwear on that night could be used against me ASIF a lace thong is a form of consent,how degrading &devastating for that girl,scary to live here when this is our justice system

Memes, Sex, and Girl: Jessica Nolan
@jessienolan_x
Scary that if I went out,expressed no
desire to have sex,got raped &brought
it to court,my choice of underwear on
that night could be used against me
ASIF a lace thong is a form of
consent,how degrading &devastating
for that girl,scary to live here when this
is our justice system

Memes, Sex, and Girl: Jessica Nolan
@jessienolan_x
Scary that if I went out,expressed no
desire to have sex,got raped &brought
it to court,my choice of underwear on
that night could be used against me
ASIF a lace thong is a form of
consent,how degrading &devastating
for that girl,scary to live here when this
is our justice system

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Memes, Sex, and Girl: Jessica Nolan @jessienolan_x Scary that if I went out,expressed no desire to have sex,got raped &brought it to court,my choice of underwear on that night could be used against me ASIF a lace thong is a form of consent,how degrading &devastating for that girl,scary to live here when this is our justice system This JUST happened in Ireland.

Memes, Sex, and Girl: Jessica Nolan
@jessienolan_x
Scary that if I went out,expressed no
desire to have sex,got raped &brought
it to court,my choice of underwear on
that night could be used against me
ASIF a lace thong is a form of
consent,how degrading &devastating
for that girl,scary to live here when this
is our justice system
This JUST happened in Ireland.

Memes, Sex, and Girl: Jessica Nolan
@jessienolan_x
Scary that if I went out,expressed no
desire to have sex,got raped &brought
it to court,my choice of underwear on
that night could be used against me
ASIF a lace thong is a form of
consent,how degrading &devastating
for that girl,scary to live here when this
is our justice system
This JUST happened in Ireland.

This JUST happened in Ireland.

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Advice, Flexing, and Fucking: I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today... Pad Thai 0.00 0.00 o,00 o,00 o.00 0.00 0.00 0,00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy spicy 0.00 0.00 0.00 MAKE HIM REGRET Spec Prepx BEING r巳 via lowghen avatar-14 MAKE HIM REGRET spec prep BEING BORN spec prep birdonabird So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They'd regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says "You can't make it hot enough." Server gives him this look like "your funeral" and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen When the dish comes out, it's a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can't do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma. And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head I think there's a reasonable chance this was his receipt. thefingerfuckingfemalefury HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THA advice-animal: Don’t flex on Grandma

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Flexing, Fucking, and Grandma: I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today... Pad Thai 0.00 0.00 o,00 o,00 o.00 0.00 0.00 0,00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy spicy 0.00 0.00 0.00 MAKE HIM REGRET Spec Prepx BEING r巳 via lowghen avatar-14 MAKE HIM REGRET spec prep BEING BORN spec prep birdonabird So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They'd regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says "You can't make it hot enough." Server gives him this look like "your funeral" and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen When the dish comes out, it's a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can't do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma. And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head I think there's a reasonable chance this was his receipt. thefingerfuckingfemalefury HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THA Don’t flex on Grandma

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