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Bruno Mars, Mars, and How: Bruno Mars explaining how he killed fiddy men and gots his shins blowed off in the war. (2002)

Bruno Mars explaining how he killed fiddy men and gots his shins blowed off in the war. (2002)

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Ass, Bruno Mars, and Christmas: apup-deactivated20171002 kPinkNews News mins Edited It broadcasts "This way if you are gay" in Morse code Swedish peacekeepers using 'gay sailor' to repel Russian submarines A peace group are using a neon sign of a dancing sailor to keep Russian submarines out of Swedish waters. PINKNEWS.CO.UK fantasticworldofflanneldoodle Is this what war is now? odinsnotwearingmakeup We finally weaponized gay chicken frosty-the-snowdern I told y'all about the time at Adeevka, right? sleepycleric Tell us a story, Frosty! frosty-the-snowder I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you Up to this point, I'd observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them "would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass", so it's at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but "proper" Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out "next guy that shoots is gay". And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit Swedens ultimate weapon.
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Bruno Mars, Coachella, and Memes: Cardi B Is Reportedly Due in July, But Won't Let Pregnancy Stop Her From Performing At Coachella @balleralert 0) Cardi B Is Reportedly Due in July, But Won’t Let Pregnancy Stop Her From Performing At Coachella - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although CardiB has maintained she is not expecting a new baller baby, sources close to the rapper say otherwise. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in February, the rapper’s team spilled the tea about the alleged pregnancy, but she denied the rumors. Instead, she ditched the crop tops for cover-ups and buried herself in her music. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, according to TMZ, Cardi B is due this summer. In fact, sources tell the publication that the rapper is due in July, just two months before her Bruno Mars tour and two months after her scheduled Coachella performance. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, the fact that the Bronx-bred raptress will be seven months pregnant by the time Coachella comes around is of no concern to Cardi B. With nearly $100k per night on the line, the rapper will not let her alleged pregnancy get in the way of her money. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, it remains unclear if Cardi is actually expecting, as she has yet to confirm the claims. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts?

Cardi B Is Reportedly Due in July, But Won’t Let Pregnancy Stop Her From Performing At Coachella - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ...

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