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ALRIGHT SO I AM CONSIDERING WILDING ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT AND DOING A VOCAL RECORDING OF THE ‘New York accent’ CAPTION I PENNED YESTERDAY YALL WANT ME TO DO THAT BRUV(?) COMMENT BELOW AND LET A BROTHER KNOW, IF THERE IS AN APPETITE FOR IT I MIGHT JUST *h e c c* AROUND AND DO IT LMAO LEH GO - BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: (woman and pup) @RunForItMarty. Slide 2: (grey pup with puppy ears) @TeoDoroTheCaneCorso. Slide 3: (puppo with grandma) @gus_the_rottie. Slide 4: (golden bamboozle) @goldenleia. Slide 5: (puppy in harness) @tuckerbudzyn. Slide 6: (corgi looking up) @drewbertcorgi. Slide 7: (puppo with grandma) @gus_the_rottie.: My wife and our dog Marty as I was leaving for work this morning ALRIGHT SO I AM CONSIDERING WILDING ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT AND DOING A VOCAL RECORDING OF THE ‘New York accent’ CAPTION I PENNED YESTERDAY YALL WANT ME TO DO THAT BRUV(?) COMMENT BELOW AND LET A BROTHER KNOW, IF THERE IS AN APPETITE FOR IT I MIGHT JUST *h e c c* AROUND AND DO IT LMAO LEH GO - BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: (woman and pup) @RunForItMarty. Slide 2: (grey pup with puppy ears) @TeoDoroTheCaneCorso. Slide 3: (puppo with grandma) @gus_the_rottie. Slide 4: (golden bamboozle) @goldenleia. Slide 5: (puppy in harness) @tuckerbudzyn. Slide 6: (corgi looking up) @drewbertcorgi. Slide 7: (puppo with grandma) @gus_the_rottie.

ALRIGHT SO I AM CONSIDERING WILDING ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT AND DOING A VOCAL RECORDING OF THE ‘New York accent’ CAPTION I PENNED YEST...

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So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.): This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)
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Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.): I am definitely going to steal my Neighbor's pomsky Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)

Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lio...

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(@Jolenethedollydoodle) Fun fact about smash: “Jolene” is one of my favorite songs of all time. First because it’s catchy bruv like u listen once and you can’t forget it. Second, Dolly Parton is top five dead or alive and that’s just a fact. She up there with Halle Berry. U feel me? Sophia Loren. Riri. Pam Grier 🤤. “Pam who?” Boy shutchoe “2000s Baby” a$$ up and Google her before I smack u into the future when Birb Box is real and u wake up in a blindfold tryina canoe past the monsters. Now then. The song is about a woman named Jolene stealing Dolly Patton’s man. BISH HOW. Dolly one of the GOATs? Who was prettier than her in her time? Wayment. Maybe “Jolene” was Sophia Loren...or Pam Grier? 👀 see the I just thickened the plot on y’all a$$es lemme stop before the FBI text me bless up 😕😂😂: "I was told to sit...but I wasn't told where!" 01 (@Jolenethedollydoodle) Fun fact about smash: “Jolene” is one of my favorite songs of all time. First because it’s catchy bruv like u listen once and you can’t forget it. Second, Dolly Parton is top five dead or alive and that’s just a fact. She up there with Halle Berry. U feel me? Sophia Loren. Riri. Pam Grier 🤤. “Pam who?” Boy shutchoe “2000s Baby” a$$ up and Google her before I smack u into the future when Birb Box is real and u wake up in a blindfold tryina canoe past the monsters. Now then. The song is about a woman named Jolene stealing Dolly Patton’s man. BISH HOW. Dolly one of the GOATs? Who was prettier than her in her time? Wayment. Maybe “Jolene” was Sophia Loren...or Pam Grier? 👀 see the I just thickened the plot on y’all a$$es lemme stop before the FBI text me bless up 😕😂😂
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Fam...I really love u ladies Bruv 😂. Like someone leave a nasty or critical comment in my comment section and I’m like “hey love! Thank you for your feedback, I appreciate it” and y’all really do be sneaking off to the bathroom at work, cracking ya knuckles and hacking away on ya phones like “SMASH NEVER APOLOGIZE SHE IS A GROSS UGLY - DONT TAKE THE CRITIQUE TO HEART BABY DONT APOLOGIZE IGNORE THE TROLLS THEY SMELL.” Ladies ... I’m not apologizing. I’m learning! Growing! I mean if I’m wrong I’m wrong and I’ll admit it but sometimes it’s just trying to hear another perspective and I always try to advance and grow and glo up. It’s just growth! I grow every day. I love y’all. I learn from y’all. All of u. The lovers. The people who are here solely for the puppies. The haters. The stalkers hiding behind private accounts (peekaboo I see you! 😂) ... I love y’all! Welcome! Pull up a chair! Hit the joint! Have some African red rooibos tea and chill. U feel me? We all family here. Let’s grow together. Bless up 😍😂😂: A very excited boy Fam...I really love u ladies Bruv 😂. Like someone leave a nasty or critical comment in my comment section and I’m like “hey love! Thank you for your feedback, I appreciate it” and y’all really do be sneaking off to the bathroom at work, cracking ya knuckles and hacking away on ya phones like “SMASH NEVER APOLOGIZE SHE IS A GROSS UGLY - DONT TAKE THE CRITIQUE TO HEART BABY DONT APOLOGIZE IGNORE THE TROLLS THEY SMELL.” Ladies ... I’m not apologizing. I’m learning! Growing! I mean if I’m wrong I’m wrong and I’ll admit it but sometimes it’s just trying to hear another perspective and I always try to advance and grow and glo up. It’s just growth! I grow every day. I love y’all. I learn from y’all. All of u. The lovers. The people who are here solely for the puppies. The haters. The stalkers hiding behind private accounts (peekaboo I see you! 😂) ... I love y’all! Welcome! Pull up a chair! Hit the joint! Have some African red rooibos tea and chill. U feel me? We all family here. Let’s grow together. Bless up 😍😂😂

Fam...I really love u ladies Bruv 😂. Like someone leave a nasty or critical comment in my comment section and I’m like “hey love! Thank y...

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IT REALLY IS SNOWING IN CHICAGO LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MORNING SNOW LIKE WHEN U SHAKE ONE OF THEM SNOW GLOBE TOYS FROM BACK IN THE DAY AND THE SNOWFLAKES FALL HELLA GRACEFULLY LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM TOYS BRUV? THEY WAS THE COOLEST LIL TOYS ON EARTH THEM LIL CITY SCAPES INSIDE A WATER GLASS GLOBE AND U FLIP THAT H0E OVER AND IT SNOWED LIKE AS A KID WITH SEVERE ADD BRUV? THAT WAS ROUGHLY 11 MINUTES OF PURE FUN BEFORE PURE BOREDOM AND ANXIETY SET IN AND I NEEDED A NEW ACTIVITY LMAO ANYWAY IT’S BEAUTIFUL IN CHICAGO. I AM THANKFUL TO WAKE UP TO SNOW WHERE I DON’T HAVE TO BE SLEEPING OUTSIDE AND I GOT A ROOF OVER MY HEAD AND CAN ENJOY IT THRU A WINDOW. I LOVE YALL. THIS CAPTION DIDN’T MAKE MUCH SENSE BUT SOMETIMES YALL SIMPLY GET MY MORNING IMPRESSIONS LOL BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (vid: Reddit u-brightorangepaper): Charley puts his toys to bed and carries them around everywhere. @DrSmashlove IT REALLY IS SNOWING IN CHICAGO LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MORNING SNOW LIKE WHEN U SHAKE ONE OF THEM SNOW GLOBE TOYS FROM BACK IN THE DAY AND THE SNOWFLAKES FALL HELLA GRACEFULLY LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM TOYS BRUV? THEY WAS THE COOLEST LIL TOYS ON EARTH THEM LIL CITY SCAPES INSIDE A WATER GLASS GLOBE AND U FLIP THAT H0E OVER AND IT SNOWED LIKE AS A KID WITH SEVERE ADD BRUV? THAT WAS ROUGHLY 11 MINUTES OF PURE FUN BEFORE PURE BOREDOM AND ANXIETY SET IN AND I NEEDED A NEW ACTIVITY LMAO ANYWAY IT’S BEAUTIFUL IN CHICAGO. I AM THANKFUL TO WAKE UP TO SNOW WHERE I DON’T HAVE TO BE SLEEPING OUTSIDE AND I GOT A ROOF OVER MY HEAD AND CAN ENJOY IT THRU A WINDOW. I LOVE YALL. THIS CAPTION DIDN’T MAKE MUCH SENSE BUT SOMETIMES YALL SIMPLY GET MY MORNING IMPRESSIONS LOL BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (vid: Reddit u-brightorangepaper)
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BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's happy @DrSmashlove BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]
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Bruv. Are all animals puppers? This entire thing has warmed my heart 😍🔥 [Editor’s Note: EXCEPT MOSQUITOS - IDGAF - SEND ME A BEAUTIFUL MICROSCOPIC VIDEO OF A LIL MOSQUITO BEING CUTE AND LEAPING ON HIS MAMA AND SPEAKING ACTUAL ENGLISH LIKE “I love you Mama! Mosquitos are sentient beings! We don’t wanna bite people! We love humanity! We were programmed to love, we just need Red Kool Aid to survive I’m sure you can understand, guvannah!” (Mosquitos speak adorable ye olde English like a London bloke APPARENTLY lmao). ANYWAY IMMA STILL SLAP HIM WITH THE STRENGTH OF A MILLION CHARGING BULLS AND THEN BE ANNOYED THAT I GOTTA WASH MY HANDS AFTER LIKE “aye fvck your sentience specifically 😊”. ON GOD. HATE YALL LMAO. THE REST OF ANIMALS ARE PUPPIES THO BLESS UP 🤤😍😂] (Vid: Reddit u-Dr1zz3r): Tank puppy wants mom to play with him. DrSmashlove Bruv. Are all animals puppers? This entire thing has warmed my heart 😍🔥 [Editor’s Note: EXCEPT MOSQUITOS - IDGAF - SEND ME A BEAUTIFUL MICROSCOPIC VIDEO OF A LIL MOSQUITO BEING CUTE AND LEAPING ON HIS MAMA AND SPEAKING ACTUAL ENGLISH LIKE “I love you Mama! Mosquitos are sentient beings! We don’t wanna bite people! We love humanity! We were programmed to love, we just need Red Kool Aid to survive I’m sure you can understand, guvannah!” (Mosquitos speak adorable ye olde English like a London bloke APPARENTLY lmao). ANYWAY IMMA STILL SLAP HIM WITH THE STRENGTH OF A MILLION CHARGING BULLS AND THEN BE ANNOYED THAT I GOTTA WASH MY HANDS AFTER LIKE “aye fvck your sentience specifically 😊”. ON GOD. HATE YALL LMAO. THE REST OF ANIMALS ARE PUPPIES THO BLESS UP 🤤😍😂] (Vid: Reddit u-Dr1zz3r)
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(Vids: @milperthusky) BEEN TOLD YALL...THIS IS HOW I’M TRYINA BE ALL COLD-A$$ CHICAGO WINTER WITH A BIG, HAPPY GIRL WITH A CUTE LAUGH AND PRETTY FACE WHO WEAR ONESIES EVEN THO SHE A FULL GROWN A$$ WOMAN WITH A DESK JOB AND A 401k BLESS UP 😂❤️😍 (“okayyyy smash, posting Kate Beckinsale who weigh 103 lbs soaking wet with a pair of Tims and three pair of socks on and now u like ‘big girls’ why u lyin? Tryina seem ‘body positive’ we see your scam, SMASH.” Well lemme ask y’all a question since y’all in investigative detective mode. Tell me lieutenant detective, do y’all like pizza? Yes? Do y’all also like chocolate chip cookies? Yes too? NO. U CANT. U GOTTA ONLY LIKE SWEET OR SAVORY. WHY? BC I SAID SO LMAO. See? It’s ok to embrace everything. I like a slim or a slim thick ting but if I like a lil rotund mami too let me live! Don’t knock it till u try it! Big girl gon make u work bruv that’s a back workout right there this next level cross fit DONT BE AFRAID TO TASTE THE RAINBOW U MIGHT BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH U ENJOY THE FLAVORS BLESS UP 🍕 🍪 🌈😍😂😂): Just a good boy and his human @DrSmashlove (Vids: @milperthusky) BEEN TOLD YALL...THIS IS HOW I’M TRYINA BE ALL COLD-A$$ CHICAGO WINTER WITH A BIG, HAPPY GIRL WITH A CUTE LAUGH AND PRETTY FACE WHO WEAR ONESIES EVEN THO SHE A FULL GROWN A$$ WOMAN WITH A DESK JOB AND A 401k BLESS UP 😂❤️😍 (“okayyyy smash, posting Kate Beckinsale who weigh 103 lbs soaking wet with a pair of Tims and three pair of socks on and now u like ‘big girls’ why u lyin? Tryina seem ‘body positive’ we see your scam, SMASH.” Well lemme ask y’all a question since y’all in investigative detective mode. Tell me lieutenant detective, do y’all like pizza? Yes? Do y’all also like chocolate chip cookies? Yes too? NO. U CANT. U GOTTA ONLY LIKE SWEET OR SAVORY. WHY? BC I SAID SO LMAO. See? It’s ok to embrace everything. I like a slim or a slim thick ting but if I like a lil rotund mami too let me live! Don’t knock it till u try it! Big girl gon make u work bruv that’s a back workout right there this next level cross fit DONT BE AFRAID TO TASTE THE RAINBOW U MIGHT BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH U ENJOY THE FLAVORS BLESS UP 🍕 🍪 🌈😍😂😂)
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Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He didn't hear us come through the back and thinks we are still in the car. vid: reddit u/romansamurai Dromashlove 0:00 0:26 Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️
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(🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂: This is how I like to wake my good girl. (🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂
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