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Alive, Animals, and Bad: mithsonian smithchan.com/monsters nake CHANNELmanstersrake 02012 SNUSI Networks LL.C. All rights reserved Smithson legitimatelala: lokiwtf: gallizfrey: anneriawings: siphersaysstuff: honey-andrevolution: sashayed: silvermoon424: poppypicklesticks: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: cosmicallycosmopolitan: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: james-winston: The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight. I’m so glad they aren’t around omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either Praise natural selection I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”  Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing! And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore. Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again. GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN. this is so relevant to my interests  It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths… THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH. We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling. DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were. I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post *Goes on Tumblr at 5am to help me go back to sleep for a bit longer* *Never sleeps again* Dammit I was born to late for all the fun
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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG Singpost: I'll check that for you sir. Me: Thank you. Singpost: What's your name, sir? Me: Neil Singapost: Is that Nial? Me: If you like. Singpost: And your phone number? Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no? Singpost: In case the line hangs up. Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot. Pausc Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall Me: Thank you. Singpost: Do you need the address? Me: It's Eunos, right? Singpost: No, sir. It's... Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate? Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir. Neil Humphreys Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore , Follow Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at Rivervale Mall. Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir Me: That there is a post office? Singpost: That this is Singpost. Me: Where? Singpost: On the phone, sir Me: I know that. Pause Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn? Singpost: That is correct, sir. Me: What is? Singpost: How can i help you today? Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office? Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location? Me: Rivervale Mall singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding. Eunos Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang. Singpost: Ill check for you, sir Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody Does it have a post office? Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was done ... SAM machine!!) SINGPOST SMLJP And in the end still no post office! 😂😂
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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26. was raised right, l won't light 2. anja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle Uhhh no thanks loser 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. injecting weed is for dummies 40. Nuh uh, respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 1 will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. I will use my taser on you. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible! 48. toners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps! Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

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Blunts, Dumb, and Growing Up: WAY STO SAY NO TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 26. I was raised right, l won't light 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker Back off! 4. No thanks, I'm a good person 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool 6 My dad told me better, no way 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, m as clean as a whistle 8 Uhhh... no thanks loserl 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! t me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me 1 Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now 14.I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. njecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, lrespect the police 16. I will never do one toke. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 17. Absolutely not, Ilove myself, 42. NO Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 3. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. l will use my taser on you 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nopel Spliffs are for wimps! injecting weed is for dummies

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Memes, Porsche, and Euro: AUH-Welt DIRTY BUGGER H.3 Ever seen a RWB Beetle? (No Porsche jokes 😂) Awesome render by @the_kyza render beetle volkswagen vw euro rwb porsche

Ever seen a RWB Beetle? (No Porsche jokes 😂) Awesome render by @the_kyza render beetle volkswagen vw euro rwb porsche

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Allahu Akbar, Being Alone, and Anaconda: Rules Of War in islam If ISIS/Taliban/Al Qaeda ever read the Quran, they would know too Muhammed's (PBUH) commands in Wars Don't cut a tree Don't kill a woman 559 Don't kill a child Don't kill a sick person Don't kill old people Don't kill a monk or a priest Don't destroy a temple or a church Don't disfigure the dead Don't kill an animal except for eating Don't destroy a building Don't kill those who Be good to the prisoners and feed themm surrendered Don't kill who ran away Don't enforce Islam <p><a href="http://hominishostilis.tumblr.com/post/135849791733/durkin62-haydrion-drunxaspunx" class="tumblr_blog">hominishostilis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://durkin62.tumblr.com/post/135849394087">durkin62</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haydrion.tumblr.com/post/135846616086">haydrion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunxaspunx.tumblr.com/post/133575978969">drunxaspunx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillnotchrys.tumblr.com/post/133314199115">stillnotchrys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arab-quotes.tumblr.com/post/127324873222">arab-quotes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.<br/></p></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow ISIS is breaking every single one of these rules.</p> </blockquote> <p>I do not even doubt that they did the first one. Fuckers. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Trees- <a href="http://www.theonlyquran.com/hadith/Sahih-Muslim/?volume=19&amp;chapter=10">It is narrated on the authority of ‘Abdullah that the Messenger of Allah  ordered the date-palms of Banu Nadir to be <b>burnt and cut</b>. These palms were at Buwaira. Qutaibah and Ibn Rumh in their versions of the tradition have added: So Allah, the Glorious and Exalted, revealed the verse:“ Whatever trees you have cut down or left standing on their trunks, it was with the permission of Allah so that He may disgrace the evil-doers&quot; </a><br/></p> <p>Children- <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Muhammed order his men to make the boys pull down their pants, if they had any pubic hair they were slaughtered. The rest enslaved.</a> He also was totally cool with kids being killed as collateral damage.  <i>It is reported on the authority of Sa'b b. Jaththama that the Prophet of Allah when asked about the women and children of the polytheists being killed during the night raid, said: “<b>They are from them.</b>”</i> (Sahih Muslim <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/019-smt.php#019.4322">4322</a>, see also Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/052-sbt.php#004.052.256">52:256</a>) </p> <p>Elderly- Mohammed ordered an old woman ripped in half and then fucked her daughter.  <i>She was a very old woman, wife of Malik. Her daughter </i>[and another]<i> were also taken. Zayd ordered Qays to kill Umm Qirfa and he killed her cruelly by putting a rope between her legs and to two camels and driving them until they rent her in two)</i>. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 980)  <i>I drove them along until I brought them to Abu Bakr who bestowed that girl upon me as a <b>prize</b>.  So we arrived in Medina.  I had not yet disrobed her when the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) met me in the street and said: “Give me that girl.”</i> (Sahih Muslim <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/019-smt.php#019.4345">4345</a>) </p> <p>He also had  Abu Afak, who was supposedly over 100 executed for a satirical poem mocking Islam.  <i>The apostle said, “Who will deal with this rascal for me?”  Whereupon [a follower] went forth and killed him.</i> (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 995). </p> <p>He also ordered the death of  another elderly person, <i>The Prophet recited Suratan-Najm (103) at Mecca and prostrated while reciting it and those who were with him did the same except an old man who took a handful of small stones or earth and lifted it to his forehead and said, “This is sufficient for me.” Later on, I saw him killed as a non-believer.</i>  (Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/019-sbt.php#002.019.173">19:173</a>) </p> <p>Churches temples- Couldn’t find anything, for either one. Just people saying Islam says to protect them, but that’s not actual doctrine and carries no more significance than people saying they should destroy them.</p> <p>buildings- Same as last.</p> <p>People who surrendered- Mohammed ordered the execution of hundreds of Jews who surrendered to him.  Abu Dawud; see Ibn Ishaq, p. 466 </p> <p>Running away- No info. </p> <p>Women- Muhammad directly ordered the death of several women in his time.  After he captured Mecca in 630, for example, he demanded that two female slaves be put to death along with their master, merely because they had mocked Muhammad in song (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 819, Abu Dawud <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/014-sat.php#014.2678">2678</a>).The brutal death of <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-elderly.htm">Umm Qirfa</a> also refutes this myth.  So do the women who were killed in battle (Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/052-sbt.php#004.052.257">52:257</a>), when Muhammad’s men attacked a town or tribe – although his preference was that women be captured for sexual servitude rather than killed.One account not only speaks of the killing of a defenseless woman, but also refutes the broader misconception that Islam is against attacking others for reasons other than <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-self-defense.htm">self-defense</a>:<i>We went with the apostle on the raid of Dhatu’l-Riqa of Nakhl and <b>a man killed the wife of one of the polytheists</b>.  When the apostle was on his way back, her husband, who had<b> been away</b>, returned and heard the news of her death.  He swore that he would not rest until he had taken vengeance</i>. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 665)Muhammad ordered a Jewish woman put to death for literally losing her mind while the male members of her family were being <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-qurayza.htm">beheaded</a> (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 691).  This one could go on for awhile, but I think that’s sufficient. </p> <p>Sick- Again, no info. </p> <p>Priests- Nothing specific to them but it most certainly says to kill all infidels. Priests and monks fall into that category.  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/002-qmt.php#002.191">Quran (2:191-193)</a>  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/003-qmt.php#003.056">Quran (3:56)</a>  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/003-qmt.php#003.151">Quran (3:151)</a> </p> <p>Don’t disfigure the dead- no info.</p> <p>Animals- don’t give enough of a shit to look up. </p> <p>Treat prisoners well- Already have verses permitting and ordering the execution, enslavement, and rape of prisoners. </p> <p>Don’t enforce Islam- Already have verses promoting attacking non Muslims and forcing them to either convert or die. If you leave the faith you are executed,  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/004-qmt.php#004.089">Qur'an (4:89)</a> and those who live in Islamic nations but aren’t Muslims (who aren’t also executed) are second class citizens  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php#009.029">Qur'an (9:29)</a>. </p> </blockquote> <p><i>Would Muhammad…?</i></p><p><br/></p><p><b>Have sex with a 9-year-old girl? yup! </b><a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/008-smt.php#008.3309">Hadith</a></p><p>Advocate beheading? yup! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/008-qmt.php#008.012">Qur'an</a></p><p>Require women to <br/>cover their faces? yup! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/007-veils.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Befriend Christians and Jews? NOPE! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/009-friends-with-christians-jews.htm">Qur'an</a></p><p>Own slaves? YUP <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/015-slavery.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Marry his daughter-in-law? You BEtcha! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/033-qmt.php#033.037">Qur'an</a></p><p>Recommend wife-beating? Yer bugger! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/003-wife-beating.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Hit his own wife? Affirmative! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/004-smt.php#004.2127">Hadith</a></p><p>Kill prisoners of war? quite regularly! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Hadith</a></p><p>Advocate suicide attacks? Uh huh! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/018-suicide-bombing.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill apostates? Killed’em good! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/012-apostasy.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Tell sick persons to heal them-selves by drinking camel urine? Yum Yum, motherfucker! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/082-sbt.php#008.082.797">Hadith</a></p><p>Beat children who don’t pray? Fuck those little shits, amirite? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/002-sat.php#002.0494">Hadith</a></p><p>Have boys as young as 13-years-old beheaded? Them toO! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Hadith</a></p><p>Have eleven wives? (at one time) Hoo Hoo boy, who’s got Tuesday? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/005-sbt.php#001.005.268">Hadith</a></p><p>Approve of Sex with Minors? Pedophilia too? Neat! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/065-qmt.php#065.004">Qur'an</a></p><p>Lie? nooooo! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/011-taqiyya.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Enslave women and children? That’s what they’re <i>there </i>for, right? <a href="http://answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/qurayza_jews.htm">Hadith &amp; Ibn Ishaq</a></p><p>Stone adulterers to death? Cheaters get <i>rocks! </i><a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/001-adultery_punishment.htm">Hadith</a></p><p>Torture a man out of greed? Because he <i>needed </i>that shit !<a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/kinana.htm">Ibn Ishaq</a></p><p>Consider men and women equal partners? HA, nope! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/010-women-worth-less.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Steal? What’s yours is mine! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/020-stealing.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill someone for insulting him? Fuck you too, m8! <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/dead_poets.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Preach love for people of all religions? “The Religion of Peace!” <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php#009.030">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Extort money from other religions? It’d be a <i>shame </i>if something happened…<a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/004-jizya.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Keep women as sex slaves? In the service of Allah! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/004-qmt.php#004.024">Qur'an</a></p><p>Force conversions to Islam? It’s do or die, folks! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/013-forced-conversion.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Encourage acts of terror? Allahu Akbar! <a href="http://prophetofdoom.net/Islamic_Quotes_Terrorism.Islam">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill a woman? <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Muhammad/Enemies/asma.html">Biographers</a></p><p>Capture a woman and rape her? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/046-sbt.php#003.046.718">Hadith</a></p><p>Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands? <a href="http://www.muslimhope.com/AbuDawud.htm">Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)</a></p><p>Oh, and don’t forget that according to Allah himself (speaking through Muhammad, of course) Muhammad is the most <i>&ldquo;beautiful pattern of conduct&quot; </i>and <i>&quot;example&quot; </i>for mankind to follow! (Qur'an <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/033-qmt.php#033.021">33:21</a>), as well as the <i>&quot;exalted standard of character&quot; </i>(Qur'an <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/068-qmt.php#068.004">68:4</a>).</p><p><b>GEE, it looks to me like ISIS has the right idea about Islam, after all…</b></p></blockquote> <p>Welp.</p>
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