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Confused, Dogs, and Food: May 26 at 9:42 PM So the other night I was working on my van and I decided to take a break and get dinner at Sonic. Since it was a short drive I decided to take the two dogs with me. This consisted of my Collie, and my roommate's Mutt. The Mutt likes to sit up front he sat in the passenger's seat the whole way to Sonic After I parked and placed my order, I noticed that a fuse had blown for the SO van's right signal light, but fortunately I had the part I needed somewhere in the back. Since Sonic was busy that night it was taking them a while to bring me my food, so I decided to get out and replace the fuse while I was waiting. I went to the back of the van and started digging around trying to find the fuses, but they had gotten lost somewhere below the seats. I had to get down on my hands and knees to search for them. As I'm doing this, I hear a woman yell, "Oh!" in a sort of panicked manner. After ordering I had left the driver's side window down, and my first thought was that the Mutt had jumped out of the van and was now bugging the people in front of Sonic. I get up and see that the Mutt had moved into the drivers seat of the van, and was looking out through the window at a very confused Carhop The van is large, so there was no way for the lady to have seen me under the seat in the back, so she had come out to deliver the food - only to find a van with nothing but a pair of dogs inside, and one of these dogs was in the driver's side with the window rolled down, looking expectantly at her. Not So Shaggy Dog Story

Not So Shaggy Dog Story

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Mean, Skull, and Time: After all this time, this skull from the lockers C flag is still bugging me, what does it mean!?

After all this time, this skull from the lockers C flag is still bugging me, what does it mean!?

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Time, What, and Turn: moto 0850 What time is it? Moto 360 bugging up after charging it on its dock (which makes the displayed time turn horizontal).

What time is it? Moto 360 bugging up after charging it on its dock (which makes the displayed time turn horizontal).

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Candy, God, and Laundry: devilishdescent i'd like to see a really ineffectual malicious Al character devilishdescent hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station Al. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can't really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you'll be tine yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that's about it. if he's bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to" "sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it's kind of sad" devilishdescent "CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that" "I'm sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God - how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?" "suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix" witchoil @editoress furious-peridot "CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING "bangs on the wall with one hand* mydrunkkitchen CLARC keeps setting my fridge to "cool" instead of "cold" satan-your-lord-and-savior CLARC tries to burn down my house, but only turns my toaster on rachaelmhill @lauralot89 sanctusapparatus Virus Alert! Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus Cancel es 0
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Dvd, Him, and One: Decided to buy one of those DVD players to stop him from bugging me. Now he imitates what I do.

Decided to buy one of those DVD players to stop him from bugging me. Now he imitates what I do.

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