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letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Β Β 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Β Β 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

        

            
            

                
                
                    morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Β Β 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Β Β 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
: 4:00:56
 4:01:40
 4:01:26
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 4:02:51
 Sitting and Smiling #218
 19,974 views 2 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #217
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 Sitting and Smiling #216
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 Sitting and Smiling #215
 12,609 views 6 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #214
 37,252 views 1 week ago
 4:02:37
 4:01:40
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 4:02:16
 Sitting and Smiling #213
 30,742 views 2 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #212
 17,316 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #211
 18,850 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #210
 19,544 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #209
 35,082 views 1 month ago
 4:01:55
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 4:01:11
 4:02:42
 4:03:56
 Sitting and Smiling #208
 25,193 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #207
 88,097 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #206
 20,924 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #205
 17,728 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #204
 36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

        

            
            

                
                
                    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
: 4:00:56
 4:01:40
 4:01:26
 4:02:14
 4:02:51
 Sitting and Smiling #218
 19,974 views 2 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #217
 19,961 views 4 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #216
 12,200 views 5 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #215
 12,609 views 6 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #214
 37,252 views 1 week ago
 4:02:37
 4:01:40
 4:02:32
 4:02:41
 4:02:16
 Sitting and Smiling #213
 30,742 views 2 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #212
 17,316 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #211
 18,850 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #210
 19,544 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #209
 35,082 views 1 month ago
 4:01:55
 4:01:31
 4:01:11
 4:02:42
 4:03:56
 Sitting and Smiling #208
 25,193 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #207
 88,097 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #206
 20,924 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #205
 17,728 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #204
 36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        lebanon-hangover:

partlysmith:

gelunnucifera:

callan-the-misandrist:

positive-press-daily:

This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree

It’s still in the β€œso crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb a ton of carbon from the air every year. That’s as much as 150 to 200 trees. [x]


NEAT

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. This is ingenious.
The design is a light bulb surrounded by a glass casing. The glass is filled with (water based) media and microalgae. The top is permeable to gasses so that gas exchange can occur. All of the wiring is linked to the grid underground.
Since the light source is inside, it gets scattered and β€œdimmed” by the water and algae. This makes it less glaringly bright and scatters the light wider, which is good for a street light. It is not longer white light as well, which helps make it easier on the eyes while still providing light.
At the same time, it provides the light for photosynthesis in the algae, so they are continuously exchanging CO2 for O2, not just in the day. It also provides a source of heat, which helps keep the algae from going dormant during cold weather (as in the snowy picture above).
And notice how I did not specify permeability - that’s because NOx’s (NO and NO2) are also permeable and can be used as nitrogen sources to microalgae. In fact, algae are relatively low maintenance. As autotrophs, they don’t require super complex media, not does it really need to be changed/added to. (I’m actually fairly certain that there would still be algae in these tanks a year later; it may need to be cleaned or something, but there would be some living algae.)

solar punk sensibilities with cyber punk aesthetic


Swamplamp 
: lebanon-hangover:

partlysmith:

gelunnucifera:

callan-the-misandrist:

positive-press-daily:

This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree

It’s still in the β€œso crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb a ton of carbon from the air every year. That’s as much as 150 to 200 trees. [x]


NEAT

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. This is ingenious.
The design is a light bulb surrounded by a glass casing. The glass is filled with (water based) media and microalgae. The top is permeable to gasses so that gas exchange can occur. All of the wiring is linked to the grid underground.
Since the light source is inside, it gets scattered and β€œdimmed” by the water and algae. This makes it less glaringly bright and scatters the light wider, which is good for a street light. It is not longer white light as well, which helps make it easier on the eyes while still providing light.
At the same time, it provides the light for photosynthesis in the algae, so they are continuously exchanging CO2 for O2, not just in the day. It also provides a source of heat, which helps keep the algae from going dormant during cold weather (as in the snowy picture above).
And notice how I did not specify permeability - that’s because NOx’s (NO and NO2) are also permeable and can be used as nitrogen sources to microalgae. In fact, algae are relatively low maintenance. As autotrophs, they don’t require super complex media, not does it really need to be changed/added to. (I’m actually fairly certain that there would still be algae in these tanks a year later; it may need to be cleaned or something, but there would be some living algae.)

solar punk sensibilities with cyber punk aesthetic


Swamplamp 

        

            
            

                
                
                    lebanon-hangover:

partlysmith:

gelunnucifera:

callan-the-misandrist:

positive-press-daily:

This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree

It’s still in the β€œso crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb a ton of carbon from the air every year. That’s as much as 150 to 200 trees. [x]


NEAT

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. This is ingenious.
The design is a light bulb surrounded by a glass casing. The glass is filled with (water based) media and microalgae. The top is permeable to gasses so that gas exchange can occur. All of the wiring is linked to the grid underground.
Since the light source is inside, it gets scattered and β€œdimmed” by the water and algae. This makes it less glaringly bright and scatters the light wider, which is good for a street light. It is not longer white light as well, which helps make it easier on the eyes while still providing light.
At the same time, it provides the light for photosynthesis in the algae, so they are continuously exchanging CO2 for O2, not just in the day. It also provides a source of heat, which helps keep the algae from going dormant during cold weather (as in the snowy picture above).
And notice how I did not specify permeability - that’s because NOx’s (NO and NO2) are also permeable and can be used as nitrogen sources to microalgae. In fact, algae are relatively low maintenance. As autotrophs, they don’t require super complex media, not does it really need to be changed/added to. (I’m actually fairly certain that there would still be algae in these tanks a year later; it may need to be cleaned or something, but there would be some living algae.)

solar punk sensibilities with cyber punk aesthetic


Swamplamp 
: lebanon-hangover:

partlysmith:

gelunnucifera:

callan-the-misandrist:

positive-press-daily:

This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree

It’s still in the β€œso crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb a ton of carbon from the air every year. That’s as much as 150 to 200 trees. [x]


NEAT

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. This is ingenious.
The design is a light bulb surrounded by a glass casing. The glass is filled with (water based) media and microalgae. The top is permeable to gasses so that gas exchange can occur. All of the wiring is linked to the grid underground.
Since the light source is inside, it gets scattered and β€œdimmed” by the water and algae. This makes it less glaringly bright and scatters the light wider, which is good for a street light. It is not longer white light as well, which helps make it easier on the eyes while still providing light.
At the same time, it provides the light for photosynthesis in the algae, so they are continuously exchanging CO2 for O2, not just in the day. It also provides a source of heat, which helps keep the algae from going dormant during cold weather (as in the snowy picture above).
And notice how I did not specify permeability - that’s because NOx’s (NO and NO2) are also permeable and can be used as nitrogen sources to microalgae. In fact, algae are relatively low maintenance. As autotrophs, they don’t require super complex media, not does it really need to be changed/added to. (I’m actually fairly certain that there would still be algae in these tanks a year later; it may need to be cleaned or something, but there would be some living algae.)

solar punk sensibilities with cyber punk aesthetic


Swamplamp 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
lebanon-hangover:

partlysmith:

gelunnucifera:

callan-the-misandrist:

positive-press-daily:

This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
: 4:00:56
 4:01:40
 4:01:26
 4:02:14
 4:02:51
 Sitting and Smiling #218
 19,974 views 2 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #217
 19,961 views 4 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #216
 12,200 views 5 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #215
 12,609 views 6 days ago
 Sitting and Smiling #214
 37,252 views 1 week ago
 4:02:37
 4:01:40
 4:02:32
 4:02:41
 4:02:16
 Sitting and Smiling #213
 30,742 views 2 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #212
 17,316 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #211
 18,850 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #210
 19,544 views 3 weeks ago
 Sitting and Smiling #209
 35,082 views 1 month ago
 4:01:55
 4:01:31
 4:01:11
 4:02:42
 4:03:56
 Sitting and Smiling #208
 25,193 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #207
 88,097 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #206
 20,924 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #205
 17,728 views 1 month ago
 Sitting and Smiling #204
 36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

        

            
            

                
                
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phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today inΒ β€œyoutube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Β here

β€œThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say β€œHello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.β€œ
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        They challenged a god. They will pay for their hubris: i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to
 do they have to be attached
 I love your need to make everything cute
 sounds creepy I love that
 Well I's funny how you can make
 everything sound creepy/wrong but the
 things that you like
 Make this creepy:
 Skittles are very good
 it depends where you put them
 you challenged a god
 Make this creepy:
 An instrumental cover of a well-known song
 plays from another room. It starts slow
 rhythm inconsistent, like a child struggling
 with a hand-played music box. It is the
 unmistakable tune of Despacito, played on an
 old circus organ. You open your eyes slowly
 and squint up at a single, flickering bulb. Your
 head aches. How did you get here?
 The music throbs against the bathroom's
 crumbling tile walls. You are standing in
 front of a ceramic sink, the bowl chipped and
 yellowed with age. You have no memory of
 this place. The music speeds up. Your hands
 are stained with something dark and rotting.
 A strange taste lingers in your mouth. How
 did you get here?
 You lean towards the mirror. Your face is
 haggard, your eyes bloodshot.
 Your reflection leans forward and
 whispers, "Despacito
 can you do
 llike wearing glasses
 Most people have never seen me without my
 glasses. I wear them all the time. All day, at
 home, in bed, even in the bath sometimes.
 I pretty much only take them off to shower
 or sleep. And even then I keep them within
 arm's reach.
 Igot my first pair in middle school, and it
 changed my life. I've switched styles plenty
 of times over the years, Right now I own
 three pairs, not including my backups and
 prescription sunglasses. I'm always paranoid
 about losing or breaking the ones I'm wearing.
 Most people would be surprised to find out
 my eyesight isn't even that bad. ReallyI only
 need corrective lenses for distance. I could
 manage most things without them. But I
 like wearing glasses
 Not that it can't be frustrating at times
 Eyeglasses are always getting smudged or
 dirty. I have to clean mine constantly. They're
 fragile, and can be scratched or bent. They
 fall off, go askew, steam up, and collect
 water drops when it rains. You have to keep a
 protective case on hand, and a soft cloth, and
 glass cleaner. They can be a lot of trouble.
 Honestly, contact lenses would be so much
 more convenient
 I did try to switch, once. I bought a box of
 those new disposable contacts. And it was
 great at first-just put them on and go. It was
 freeing. My eyes adjusted quickly-no itching
 or redness. It didn't even feel that strange
 not having something on my face for the
 first time in years.
 I really thought they were going to work. They
 didn't, in the end. Maybe it's something about
 the material, the difference between actual
 glass versus whatever polymer the contacts
 were made from. Maybe it has to do with
 lens shape, or distance. Maybe it's even just
 psychological-something to do with the fact
 that glasses just feel more protective. I had
 hoped now that I was older, perhaps I wouldn't
 need protection. Perhaps they wouldn't
 come after me the way they did when I was
 a child. I was wrong.
 Glasses stop the dark things from moving
 you see. If I don't wear them, I start seeing the
 things again. Out of the corners of my eyes.
 In the shadows of the room. Glasses are the
 only thing I've found that keeps them still.
 And that's important. Because you see,
 the things aren't just moving-theyre
 moving closer
 Gaud it's past 1 am please
 Sometimes I just think Gaud is moved by
 the full and pure force of f
 people's minds
 ucking up other
 why the flip do u think i spend so much
 time on this hellsite
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                    They challenged a god. They will pay for their hubris: i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to
 do they have to be attached
 I love your need to make everything cute
 sounds creepy I love that
 Well I's funny how you can make
 everything sound creepy/wrong but the
 things that you like
 Make this creepy:
 Skittles are very good
 it depends where you put them
 you challenged a god
 Make this creepy:
 An instrumental cover of a well-known song
 plays from another room. It starts slow
 rhythm inconsistent, like a child struggling
 with a hand-played music box. It is the
 unmistakable tune of Despacito, played on an
 old circus organ. You open your eyes slowly
 and squint up at a single, flickering bulb. Your
 head aches. How did you get here?
 The music throbs against the bathroom's
 crumbling tile walls. You are standing in
 front of a ceramic sink, the bowl chipped and
 yellowed with age. You have no memory of
 this place. The music speeds up. Your hands
 are stained with something dark and rotting.
 A strange taste lingers in your mouth. How
 did you get here?
 You lean towards the mirror. Your face is
 haggard, your eyes bloodshot.
 Your reflection leans forward and
 whispers, "Despacito
 can you do
 llike wearing glasses
 Most people have never seen me without my
 glasses. I wear them all the time. All day, at
 home, in bed, even in the bath sometimes.
 I pretty much only take them off to shower
 or sleep. And even then I keep them within
 arm's reach.
 Igot my first pair in middle school, and it
 changed my life. I've switched styles plenty
 of times over the years, Right now I own
 three pairs, not including my backups and
 prescription sunglasses. I'm always paranoid
 about losing or breaking the ones I'm wearing.
 Most people would be surprised to find out
 my eyesight isn't even that bad. ReallyI only
 need corrective lenses for distance. I could
 manage most things without them. But I
 like wearing glasses
 Not that it can't be frustrating at times
 Eyeglasses are always getting smudged or
 dirty. I have to clean mine constantly. They're
 fragile, and can be scratched or bent. They
 fall off, go askew, steam up, and collect
 water drops when it rains. You have to keep a
 protective case on hand, and a soft cloth, and
 glass cleaner. They can be a lot of trouble.
 Honestly, contact lenses would be so much
 more convenient
 I did try to switch, once. I bought a box of
 those new disposable contacts. And it was
 great at first-just put them on and go. It was
 freeing. My eyes adjusted quickly-no itching
 or redness. It didn't even feel that strange
 not having something on my face for the
 first time in years.
 I really thought they were going to work. They
 didn't, in the end. Maybe it's something about
 the material, the difference between actual
 glass versus whatever polymer the contacts
 were made from. Maybe it has to do with
 lens shape, or distance. Maybe it's even just
 psychological-something to do with the fact
 that glasses just feel more protective. I had
 hoped now that I was older, perhaps I wouldn't
 need protection. Perhaps they wouldn't
 come after me the way they did when I was
 a child. I was wrong.
 Glasses stop the dark things from moving
 you see. If I don't wear them, I start seeing the
 things again. Out of the corners of my eyes.
 In the shadows of the room. Glasses are the
 only thing I've found that keeps them still.
 And that's important. Because you see,
 the things aren't just moving-theyre
 moving closer
 Gaud it's past 1 am please
 Sometimes I just think Gaud is moved by
 the full and pure force of f
 people's minds
 ucking up other
 why the flip do u think i spend so much
 time on this hellsite
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        blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

        

            
            

                
                
                    blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

        

            
            

                
                
                    blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

        

            
            

                
                
                    blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

        

            
            

                
                
                    blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)
: blackcrystalsrpg:
Hey everyone! Here are a few INTERACT animations~!Β 
Making these animations and having them work within the context of battles has proven to be quite challenging, especially when they interact with enemies and require changing the enemy animations. BUT, seeing them completed and working is totally worth it IMO. These animations are all part of the same battle. 


Normally, only the lead character is able to use INTERACT skills. So in this case Starsio, being the leader, can use them. Certain skills will offer the ability to select who from the party will carry out the interaction, like in that gif of Arthur spraying the light bulb, you get the choice to have him or Starsio do it. I obviously chose Arthur.Β 
I’ll show some TALK animations next time~! Please look forward to them :)

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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