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TL;DR (on a WLIIA video): Wed May 23, 2018 The reasons for things to swarm and attack like animals is because other things are hungry obviously, I'm not a bulbous thing like Ross and others, and I'm not a total nasty idiot like those I grew up around. Why am I so different? I guess because I'm food, and food usually is nicer and more gentle, unless pushed around and bullied. Even a moose can kick back when threatened. It'd be nice to know a real life elephant, but when it comes to technology and weapons, even elephants can be defenseless. The swelling under my eye has gone but I have a bit of a black eye. Mostly my lung is sore from faceless, cowardly, passive-aggrressive influence and chain smoking. I'm stressed out though and very lonely. I'm starting to lose hope l'll ever know an honest or kind or intelligent person ever again. I guess everyone in my situation has to either concede and accept the fact these things are disgusting and cruel or sink under the weight of depression and loneliness. I honestly think these things are disgusting. They violate and rape and abuse anyone who tries to have honesty and truth in their life. How can reasonable people deal with assholes with no conscience? They can't. Most around are full with misery and suffering. I honestly don't know why they exist. Their 'kids' are so dangerous and stupid. Both those girls yesterday had eyes that were very twisted. It reminded me of that nasty thing that was defending her extremely bulbous supposed father last summer. These disgusting things get their so-called children to do their dirty work for them and defend them they're so cowardly. I'm looking for the land of maturity and intellect, and I dont think it exists anywhere anymore. Within the city is idiots, outside the city is poisons and murderers and more idiots. I really would like a vacation from the abuse of my life. Wherever these disgusting things are is their dangerous and controlled kids. Yesterday there was a lanky thing in the laundromat that was practically laughing at me after I was attacked. They are so conniving and cowardly it really pisses me off! There's nothing human about any of their traits. They harbour their resentment and hatred and mentally masturbate when they feel vindicated through others. Despicable, disgusting, disturbing. At least as a woman I told that thing he's disgusting to his face. They are a nasty race. And that's why they need others to protect and fight for them, they're a cowardly race. And regardless to the fact that it may not be their fault, they seem way more dangerous than most from our generation. I've almost always avoided bullying and violence, but this generation seems to have an agenda of wiping out our generation and all life. It's a matter of where to go to find peace of mind and I don't think it's possible. And now I know why most older people end up alone. If we're people we realize most aren't and lose anyone who was, and the new generations care less and less about freedoms and have less and less humanity and moral. I know by the time I went to the Rusts I went to this kind of mentality. I was lucky enough to have the human love of my mother when I was very young to understand the difference, but it has been a lonely life ever since. I made the mistake of pointing at one of these creatures when I was a child, and I ruined both my mom's and my life because if it, but it's not my fault they're evil and cruel. When I was a kid Kathy used to say I opened my big mouth and I never knew why, but now I do. I was just a child, and that's another example of how cowardly and cruel these passive-aggrressive creatures are. They have a song or expression 'no love lost', and I can honestly say the feeling is mutual, even though I know they don't feel. The sad reality is no matter where I've travelled in this country these last few years, its been the same destructive, colonizing and greedy communities who have no care about anything. The west seems to be the worst as far as the destruction goes. Machinery and development and destruction and consumption is all over this country. There's nothing I can do it seems except to understand that almost no one is human anymore, just as lady sensible said TL;DR (on a WLIIA video)
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Old men. Incest. Beastiality. Can’t get any worse..: 5:55 pm e 73% Messagesl I bet you would make the perfect little Daddies girl P... I would even go so far as to bet that your very own Dad has always had a hard time resisting the urge to slam his beautiful little daughter over the nearest hard surface, kick her legs apart, push her thong to one side and align the bulbous head of his massive dick with that itty bitty kitty of which he himself made! Effectively showing his beautiful baby daughter exactly what it is to be a true daddies girl! I would make you give it to him too! If it where up to me... I would want to watch that tight little pussy try it's hardest to stretch around every inch of it's fathers hard dick! Force you to gag on my own dick as you peer up at me with those beautiful little innocent eyes! your tiny hips bucking like a good little slut as you ride that daddy dick! Wincing on occasion as he smack that perfectly tight ass! your tongue and lips working feverishly to get all of my seed! Your fathers dick thrusting inside that tight little pussy!... Until finally we have you dripping of our cum! Just as my pit bull comes along to see what all the noise is about! his snout finding that wet and aching little pussies scent to be quite intoxicating... his tongue lapping away at the messy bitches pussy before him! aggressively cleaning that pussy up with his long wide tongue before I help him mount you and take his turn enjoying our beautiful baby bitches warm, tight & exquisite Reply to the Message Old men. Incest. Beastiality. Can’t get any worse..
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the stig some say...: SOME SAY that he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat, and that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fist his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells, and that h naturally faces magn tic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic, and that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals, and that his hart ticks like a watch and that he's confused by stairs, and that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees, and that he's terrified of duc.nd that there's an aort in Russia named after him, and that his skin is the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts, and that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight, and that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground, and that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days, and that he can swim 7 length underwater, and he has webbed buttocks, and that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, had an affair with John Presc genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered he could cck the Da Vinc co banned from the Chelsea Flower Show, and that the outline of his left nippsactly the same hape as the Nurburgring, and that if you give hima really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet, and that he invented Branston Pickleand that if you ins lt his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest, and that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he's allat to the Dutch, and that he first name really is "The", and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they'd all be pregnant, including the camera men, and that hece thrw a microwave oven at a tramp, and hat long before anyone else he realized that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs, and that he ore had a vicous knife ight with Anthoa Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the Cash for Honours scandal, and that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly them as Piccallity and that at this woek's Brit Awards e was arrested for goosing Russell Brand, and that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helm modeled on Britney Spears head, and that he isnt machine washable, and that all his potted plants are called "Steve", and that his scrotum has its own smallgity feld and that beceuse our producer rigged & phioe vote, he now has a new name, and that he's banned from the town of Chichester, and that in a recent late nig deal ho bought a slightly dented white Flat Uno from e Duke of Edinburgh, and that he gets terrible eczema on his helmet, and that if he'd been the video ref in the World Cup rugby final he would have seen that of course it was a try you blind Australian half-wit, and that to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face, and that if ho'd beon getting divorced from Paul McCartney he'd keep his stupid whining mouth shut, and that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he rectly pulled out of "Pa Colebrity because he's frightened of trees, and Australia, and Koo Stark, and Ant, and Dec, and that he knows two facts about ducks and bothof them are wrong, and that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced her majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist and that when he slows down, brake lights come on in buttocks and that it he'd been the manager of the Enland football squad last week he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum chewing buffoon and ruin it for allof us, and that ho once lost a canoe on a beach in the orth oast, and that he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called "The baby Jesusd that as wo apeak he is actually relaxing in the esort's pool, and he is actually, and that after making love he bites the head off his partner, and that he's had to givebinge drinking now that it's got to E1 .a litre, and that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks the credit crunch is some kinc of breakfast coreal, and that his drop ings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face, and that he isn't allowed by lawto be within 100 yards of Lorraine Kely, and that he's never seen an episode of Top Gear because he's a huge fan of Midsoumer Murders, and that it's impossible for hirto wear socks, and that he can ope a beer bottle with his testes, and that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brandt's answering machi and that he invented November, nd that if he won the world championship in Brazil last weekend there might have been one photograph of him without his father,ning in the back of shot and that he has a stripey top, and that one of his eyes is a testie, and that he was turned down for 'I'm a Celebrity' because people have heardof him and that one of his legs gets fong er when he sees a pretty lady, and that he doesn't like to get his helmet wet, a point that was proved last week when he was r submitted a £20,000 expenses claim for some gravel, for his n week, MP's turned him down for the job of "Speaker", and that able to raise a smile, and that he is absolutely baffled by urin. and that he has 12 GCSE's all in domestic science, and that heboen producing artificial sperm for years-even though we have repeatedly asked him not to, and that on Thursdays he becomes incredibly bulbous, and that recently p.s in Mexlco have startod to die of something called Stig Flu, and that he cut that man's hair, and that if he compensated a soldier for getting wounded he wouldn't try tctake it all back again, and that in the Autum1 all his arms go brown and fall off, and that if he wrote you a letter of condolence he would at least get your name right, and that he has some ble plans involving he moon, and that he was turned down for a place on "I'm a Celebrity" because he is one, and that his new Christmas rar of fragrances incl a the great small of Wednesday", and that he was turned down for the job of EU President because his face is just too recognizable, and thahe drinks cabinet in h car contains 14 di erent types of custard, and that while he has been known to leave his house in a bit of a hurry, he's never once hit a fire hynt and that you hou taste of Seagull, and that the reason he always wears a helmetthat a man once nasid him in the faco ith a model of Salisbury Cathedral, and that he has to take his shoes off with an allen key, and that his new year's resolution to eat fewar mics, andhat his discharge s luminous, and that even as we speak he is appearing on the main stage at Glastonbury performing his most famous hitpertition and that te aro seventeen ifferent reasons why he's banned from the North Hampton branch of Little Chef, and that his favourite airline pilot is MarkWebber, and that f you h. him in the wrog way he doesn't work properly, and that just very recently he developed an irrational hatred of Rubens Barrichello, and that hapent all woel daydreamng about what tubens Barrichello would look like in a ham slicer, and that he's terrified the BBC will reveal his salary because he's paid in stro pamography and that ti Scottish relo sed him a little bit too soon, and that he spent all week pushing an effigy of Rubens Barrichello through his desk fan, and that h he also wears a red G-string and suspenders, and that he doesundersta Johnson's policemen, and that he once tore a goat in half, that ho is 1ow regrettingbuying his nevholiday home- explosive, and that he's recently had a Mexican -I mean Braz wallet, and that in a recent race even he was beaten by the Kirspeech and that his favoedisease tht he had when he was a child was Gout, and that he was very surprised this week when he was able to pick up some renkably cheap ckets to the Bain Grand P ix, and that he doesn't know what dogs are for, and that he recently took out a super-injunction to prevent us from reving that he M with an enormous goat, and that he can't eat mashed potato for religious reasons, and that he recently receive000 tickots, Olympic tick all of them for he final of the Women's Wrestling, and that he refuses to acknowledge the existence of Nottingham shire, and that recently receiv da very stro email from his ance's mother, saying its bad manners to sit at the dinner table in a helmet, and that he once hacked into his own heln.and that he thinks Harper S isa comvicte terrorist cell, and that his favourite T-shirt has a picture on the front of a T-shirt, and that he spent all week waiting forg cheque fro the Germans,causs he too has spent the last 2000 years sitting on his backside doing absolutely nothing at all, and that he has 50,000 photograph.of his own caera, and that 60s ago tis week, he too became a Queen, and that he's not the Stig's alpine cousin, he's just the Stig, and that he is the only main history to buy a DFS sofa airport, and that he stores all of his shoes and his cassetteapes on .motorway centra.servetion, and that he can easily stay quiet for 2 hours, and that he's wondering why he didn't win an Oscar, and that we have at le thoug t of a new way of intro he's got engaged to James May...'s lawn mower, and that he's and that to concentrate more on his work here he has resigd this wek from his other job ir that when he knocked Rafael Nadal out this week, it was during a ga ne of tennis, and that. reaks in people's houses at night and leaves two mysterious extra keys in a kitchen drawer, and that as a result of buying that if he played football for Manchester United he'd i his tongue, nd that he is illegal in 17 US states, and that he blinks sideways, and that al face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar, and that his 43 seconds, and that his ears have a paisley lining, and that he's been and thh has ht in the beck of siot by an segle ayed tewer, and that he invented the curtain, and that he recently LL fou ed room tied to a chair with German piano wire, and that thist done well at Wimbledon, once in a while he might have been to launch his debut single-it's a tribute, to Farrah Fawcett, ofthebaltic in't go round to hs house for your Christmas Lunch unless you enjoy the great recanty be an releasing pop records under the pseudonym of Lady Gaga, and that under his race suit i the word "er.ope and that he is the only woman in Britain not to have slept with Alan downtown Cairo, and that his nipples are I say that-I'nsory Mr. Am assador, and that in his wallet he keeps a photograph of his Why c there was 't a sale on, and that his favourite boxing venue is Munich , but we haven't, and that following the vote on gay marriage, nvinced this week Herin buried under the follow-through, and that he contains 47 % horse, that he has the world's largest collection of horse eggs, and ms this weok, he now has severn ch en, and that he also has a button that makes him hum, and spent all weok stanaing outside the hospital o-headed o.and tha he's married to one of Princess Anne's hats, and that he in London, pretenu we Nicholas Witchell. ause he's not a ALL WE KNOW IS, HE'S CALLED THE STIG! the stig some say...
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Does this even count as a meme?: Honkler is the leader of honkers, a member of rhonkler and the epitome of male dominance. His body is large.His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is jocular, as a result of his high levels of humor and nihilism. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his green skin and a blue circus singlet. This green skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of North America, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The green skin reminds us of our feral, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past, The blue wresting outfit leaves little to the viewers imagination. Honkler has nothing to hide and is not embarrassed to show off his large physical appearance. Honkler's demeanor is one of comedic detachment. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively unpredictable. His behavior strikes uncertainty into the more timid, cowardly meme-citizens such as Wojak and Doge. The summit of expression on his body is his bulbous red nose. Honkler's bulbous red nose is largest of all the frogs. It is unavoidable to gaze upon it's significance.. As the bulbous red nose is the penultimate symbol of clownhood, this alone would suffice to make Honkler the most well known and powerful meme. This large bulbous red nose is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of internet conversations in a potent, nonverbal way as it completely fills all the recesses of the mind. Its structure ensures that when it honks, the potent *HONK HONK will immediately enter the womb of the mind of even the non-consensual listener. As Honkler impregnates one's mind it's not difficult to contempilate about his most exemplary manner in bed. When he honks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint. All this is the reason why Honkler is the epitome of memes and one of the most potent political symbols of this decade. Does this even count as a meme?

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thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post? : People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
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Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
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I dont know what sex looks like, but it does not look like this.: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey DescribesA Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 952 am Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone. 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Eat Right Live Well - Green Valley: Sept/ct 2017 EAT RIGHT LIVE WELL! Judy Battaglia 9 Fall Produce Picks to Add to Your Plate Natural Foods Manager & Certified Holistic Nutritionist do Terra Wellness Achvocate/Educator Pherpkin Fall is nature's bounty- you get these rich, hearty vegetables that are satisfying as the weather cools off. Pumpkin is my favorite; it's full of fiber and vitamin A. These nutrients are a good way to boost immunity as flu season rolls around The sun is setting sooner, the nights are getting Cooler and wool socks are starting to sound like a cozy idea. This is the perfect time to celebrate the seasonal gems of autumn! SWweet Potato Reets Sweet potatoes charge ahead of white potatoes Beets are edible from their leafy greens down to the bulbous root. The leaves in terms of fiber and vitamin A. Try them are similar to spinach and at breakfast: bake them are delicious sautéed. The red ahead of time in the oven until they're soft. At breakfast, warm one up in the microwave and add a teaspoon of a buttery spread made with butter and olive oil and sprinkle of cinnamon powder. This makes a hearty breakfast when paired with hot chocolate. color in beets is caused by a phytochemical called betanin, making beet juice a natural alternative to red food coloring. Beets are rich in naturally occurring nitrates and may help to support healthy blood pressure. Roasting or steaming beets whole takes the fuss out of peeling-the skin easily slides off after cooking. They're also delicious raw, shredded and tossed in salads or thinly sliced and baked into chips. Kale Kale is a current media Spaglett darling-from food writers to restaurant chefs, and farmers markets to Spaghetti squash is a fun, kid-friendly vegetable that is a lower-calorie and school cafeterias we can't get enough of this luscious leafy green and with good reason. One cup of raw kale has only 8 calories and is loaded with vitamins A, C and K, as well as manganese. Kale is great sautéed and cooked in soup, but is also excellent raw in salad; simply remove tough stems, slice into thin slivers and pair with something a bit sweet such as carrots or apples. One advantage of using kale for your leafy greens is that you can add your dressing ahead of time; the kale becomes more tender and delicious, not wilted. gluten-free alternative to grain-based pasta. Cut it in half to reveal a pocket of seeds; scoop those out and pop the two halves into the oven and cook until tender. Scrape a fork into the flesh and spag hetti-like strands appear! Voila! Toss with pesto or marinara sauce for a quick veggie side dish Eat Right Live Well - Green Valley

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