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Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb? sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ◆ Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Rottweiler: Make me. ◆ Boxer: Who cares?! can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can 1? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze please, please, please Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry ◆ The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change ligh to take advantage of the German Shepherd: I'lI change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls any, and make just one and furniture. more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm situation. Jack Russell Terrier: bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I carn expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? 28 July 9, 2011 Funny

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Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

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Clark Kent, Life, and Parents: hatingongodot Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the kitchen to the living room. Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?" There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal Humans 11%- Clark Normal Human Man Kent

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Life, Tumblr, and Blog: be IF IT ALL GOES JUST Holl On LIGHT calligraphy: “Carpe Diem” | “Light Bulbs” | “If it all goes wrong darling just hold on”Calligraphy by @always-0-2-1-2, Live the CalligraphyLife.org

calligraphy: “Carpe Diem” | “Light Bulbs” | “If it all goes wrong darling just hold on”Calligraphy by @always-0-2-1-2, Live the CalligraphyL...

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Life, Tumblr, and Blog: be IF IT ALL GOES JUST Holl On LIGHT calligraphy: “Carpe Diem” | “Light Bulbs” | “If it all goes wrong darling just hold on”Calligraphy by @always-0-2-1-2, Live the CalligraphyLife.org

calligraphy: “Carpe Diem” | “Light Bulbs” | “If it all goes wrong darling just hold on”Calligraphy by @always-0-2-1-2, Live the CalligraphyL...

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Ali, Facebook, and Food: DID YOU KNOW? HIMALAYAN SALT LAMPS NEUTRALIZE ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION IG/FB HⓞLISTI ALI WITH HIMALAYAN SALT LAMPS THE IONS RELEASED BY HEATING CAN BOOST BLOOD FLOW, IMPROVE SLEEP INCREASE LEVELS OF SEROTONIN IN THE BRAIN, AND CALM ALLERGY OR ASTHMA SYMPTOMS. Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️You can find this at a local health food store, or you can also purchase it online! Salt is hygroscopic, so the lamps attract water molecules from the air; this means the lamps trap dirt, pollen, and smoke particles which are carried in water vapor. Once these airborne contaminants have been locked in the salt, clean water is re-released and thus it has a purifying effect on the air. Theoretically that is. Scientists know that salt does absorb water from the air but that it quickly reaches an equilibrium state (it doesn’t take up anymore water because it is saturated). This is the same for silica packets. Both can be revitalized by drying, which a burning and warming lamp does. So there is merit to this claim. What’s more is that the heat from the bulb inside that warms up the lamp releases negative ions. And there are the health-boosting effects of salt itself too. SOURCE: http:-www.criticalcactus.com-himalayan-pink-salt-lamp-health-benefits- HolisticAli Himalayan SaltLamp Himalaya IG 👉🏽 @holistic.ali FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO

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Bodies , Memes, and Smell: The Egyptian HeaddresS @4biddenknowledge VENTRALVIEW, BRAN SECTION-EGYPTIAN NEMES HEADRESS ORIGINS AND KILANOVEANKRAM润 CENTRAL SNAKE bo eu suoon ondo 4 aing んopepo ONE CENTRAL SNAKE (AKHENATEN Copyright 2012 James Colmer ls The Ventral View Section Of The Human Brain The external features of the brain best seen on its Ventral surface are shown. Extending along the inferior surface of the frontal lobe near the midline are the olfactory tracts(Smell), which arise from enlargements at their anterior ends called the olfactory bulbs. The olfactory bulbs receive input from neurons in the epithelial lining of the nasal cavity whose axons make up the first cranial nerve (cranial nerve I is therefore called the olfactory nerve. On the ventromedial surface of the TemporalLobe, the parahippocampal gyrus conceals the hippocampus, a highly convoluted cortical structure that figures importantly in memory. Slightly more medial to the parahippocampal gyrus is the uncus, a slightly conical protrusion that includes the pyriform cortex. The pyriform cortex is the target of the lateral olfactory tractand processes olfactory information. At the most central aspect of the ventral surface of theforebrain is the optic chiasm, and immediately posterior, the ventral surface of thehypothalamus, including the infundibular stalk(the base of pituitary gland) and the mammillary bodies. Posterior to the hypothalamus are two large tracts, oriented roughly rostral-caudally, called the cerebral peduncles. These tracts contain axons from the cerebral hemispheres that project to the MotorNeurons in the brainstem and into the lateral and ventral columns of the spinal cord. Finally, the ventral surfaces of the pons, medulla, and cerebellar hemispheres can be seen on the ventral surface of the brain. Davinci rediscovered what the ancients already knew about the human anatomy. That's 4biddenknowledge

The external features of the brain best seen on its Ventral surface are shown. Extending along the inferior surface of the frontal lobe near...

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