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Memes, Money, and The More You Know: MLLIONAIRE MENTO YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR VALUE, NOT TIME Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve our lives in general. Yet, many complain why they donโ€™t make enough. One principle that will make you more money. ๐Ÿ‘‰To put it simply, you must give more value to the world to make more money. For instance, if you are a McDonaldโ€™s burger flipper, you probably make minimum wage and barely get by. On the other hand, if you are a neurosurgeon, you probably make 6 figures or more per year. Both may even work around the same amount of hours. Therefore, what we need to learn here is that we arenโ€™t paid for our time. We can go find just about any human being anywhere and pay them for just there time. We get paid for what we bring to each hour of the day. Our impact and how replaceable we are is what really makes our income grow or shrink. - To increase your income dramatically, impact more people in a positive way. If youโ€™re an average, minimum wage employee, get some experience, learn how other positions work, and try to apply for a higher level position. If you hate your current job, you could get a higher education to help qualify you for higher level jobs. The more you know and the more experience you get, the better chance you have of landing a more important position that makes a bigger impact on a company. Therefore, the company has to pay you more for your time. - Youโ€™re welcome! - value success millionairementor
Memes, Money, and The More You Know: MLLIONAIRE MENTO
 YOU GET PAID FOR
 YOUR VALUE, NOT TIME
Whether you are an entrepreneur or a normal employee, we all need money to live on, entertain ourselves, travel the world, and just improve our lives in general. Yet, many complain why they donโ€™t make enough. One principle that will make you more money. ๐Ÿ‘‰To put it simply, you must give more value to the world to make more money. For instance, if you are a McDonaldโ€™s burger flipper, you probably make minimum wage and barely get by. On the other hand, if you are a neurosurgeon, you probably make 6 figures or more per year. Both may even work around the same amount of hours. Therefore, what we need to learn here is that we arenโ€™t paid for our time. We can go find just about any human being anywhere and pay them for just there time. We get paid for what we bring to each hour of the day. Our impact and how replaceable we are is what really makes our income grow or shrink. - To increase your income dramatically, impact more people in a positive way. If youโ€™re an average, minimum wage employee, get some experience, learn how other positions work, and try to apply for a higher level position. If you hate your current job, you could get a higher education to help qualify you for higher level jobs. The more you know and the more experience you get, the better chance you have of landing a more important position that makes a bigger impact on a company. Therefore, the company has to pay you more for your time. - Youโ€™re welcome! - value success millionairementor

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Africa, America, and Burger King: Burger King To Offer Free Whoppers To Customers Dressed As Clowns @balleralert SCADV CLOWN NIGHT Burger King To Offer Free Whoppers To Customers Dressed As Clowns - blogged by @Miss_binky โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € When it comes to their arch rival, McDonaldโ€™s, Burger King never shies away from being petty. Take this Halloween, for example. Select BK locations will be offering free Whopper sandwiches to customers who come in dressed as clowns. The popularity of scary clowns like Pennywise from โ€˜Itโ€™ is hurting the Ronald McDonald brand, and Burger King is all for it. In fact, the commercial advertising ScaryClownNight even includes a creepy clown that bears a pretty uncanny resemblance to Ronald himself. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Alex Macedo, President of Burger King North America, said, โ€œWe donโ€™t usually talk about clowns, but for this Halloween, come dressed as a clown to eat like a king.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The offer is only valid Halloween night, and at select U.S. locations in Massachusetts, Florida, California, Texas, and Utah (as well as The U.K., Germany, Spain, South Africa, Japan, Brazil, and Argentina).
Africa, America, and Burger King: Burger King To Offer Free
 Whoppers To Customers Dressed
 As Clowns
 @balleralert
 SCADV
 CLOWN
 NIGHT
Burger King To Offer Free Whoppers To Customers Dressed As Clowns - blogged by @Miss_binky โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € When it comes to their arch rival, McDonaldโ€™s, Burger King never shies away from being petty. Take this Halloween, for example. Select BK locations will be offering free Whopper sandwiches to customers who come in dressed as clowns. The popularity of scary clowns like Pennywise from โ€˜Itโ€™ is hurting the Ronald McDonald brand, and Burger King is all for it. In fact, the commercial advertising ScaryClownNight even includes a creepy clown that bears a pretty uncanny resemblance to Ronald himself. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Alex Macedo, President of Burger King North America, said, โ€œWe donโ€™t usually talk about clowns, but for this Halloween, come dressed as a clown to eat like a king.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The offer is only valid Halloween night, and at select U.S. locations in Massachusetts, Florida, California, Texas, and Utah (as well as The U.K., Germany, Spain, South Africa, Japan, Brazil, and Argentina).

Burger King To Offer Free Whoppers To Customers Dressed As Clowns - blogged by @Miss_binky โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € When it comes to their arch rival...

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact yโ€™all know a LOT about sports, yโ€™all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of yโ€™all - like me (raised with sisters ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚) - donโ€™t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And thatโ€™s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - Iโ€™m just saying letโ€™s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball itโ€™s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? โ€œWhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. โ€œWell for the Nats itโ€™s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mphโ€ etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. Thatโ€™s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like โ€œwe clicked - youโ€™re amazing - talking to u felt so natural โ˜บ๏ธโ€ and Iโ€™m thinking โ€œyeah bish because I ainโ€™t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout โ€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHEโ€™S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALLโ€ and his sister Karen just like โ€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!โ€ Now yโ€™all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Warning: donโ€™t say โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s a little too manly baby girl u donโ€™t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s like calling him โ€œbroโ€ ... like Bryson Tiller said: โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€ Whoโ€™s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact yโ€™all know a LOT about sports, yโ€™all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of yโ€™all - like me (raised with sisters ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚) - donโ€™t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And thatโ€™s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - Iโ€™m just saying letโ€™s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball itโ€™s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? โ€œWhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. โ€œWell for the Nats itโ€™s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mphโ€ etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. Thatโ€™s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like โ€œwe clicked - youโ€™re amazing - talking to u felt so natural โ˜บ๏ธโ€ and Iโ€™m thinking โ€œyeah bish because I ainโ€™t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout โ€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHEโ€™S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALLโ€ and his sister Karen just like โ€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!โ€ Now yโ€™all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Warning: donโ€™t say โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s a little too manly baby girl u donโ€™t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s like calling him โ€œbroโ€ ... like Bryson Tiller said: โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€ Whoโ€™s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thin...