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vertefeuille: chicken-burrito-official: teethinstagramcankissmyass: frodobell: So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again” but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared really gets the noggin joggin so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it. Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again : vertefeuille: chicken-burrito-official: teethinstagramcankissmyass: frodobell: So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again” but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared really gets the noggin joggin so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it. Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again

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nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”.Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose.Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE: ECOSMOPOLITAN > SUBSCRIBE U S Wrap Yourself Up in a Tortilla Blanket Like the Burrito Yου Are Embrace your natural habitat. by CAITLYN FITZPATRICK APR 1, 2019 Burrito Bla 100% MICROFE REDDIT USER U/KOŤAAY Dear readers who love Mexican food and would choose a burrito over most foods: I have a cozy blanket you're going to want to get your hands on. The blanket looks like a real tortilla wrap-almost too real. It nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”.Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose.Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

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kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag? : Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
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carollineasdasff: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”. Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose. Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE : ECOSMOPOLITAN > SUBSCRIBE U S Wrap Yourself Up in a Tortilla Blanket Like the Burrito Yου Are Embrace your natural habitat. by CAITLYN FITZPATRICK APR 1, 2019 Burrito Bla 100% MICROFE REDDIT USER U/KOŤAAY Dear readers who love Mexican food and would choose a burrito over most foods: I have a cozy blanket you're going to want to get your hands on. The blanket looks like a real tortilla wrap-almost too real. It carollineasdasff: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”. Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose. Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

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carollineasdasff: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”. Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose. Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE : ECOSMOPOLITAN > SUBSCRIBE U S Wrap Yourself Up in a Tortilla Blanket Like the Burrito Yου Are Embrace your natural habitat. by CAITLYN FITZPATRICK APR 1, 2019 Burrito Bla 100% MICROFE REDDIT USER U/KOŤAAY Dear readers who love Mexican food and would choose a burrito over most foods: I have a cozy blanket you're going to want to get your hands on. The blanket looks like a real tortilla wrap-almost too real. It carollineasdasff: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”. Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose. Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

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