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Funny, Memes, and Twitter: Nothing says "l mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store @sarcasm_only (Via twitter-ellembee)

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Advice, Fuckboy, and Life: here's my advice * yes, eat that * no, do not text back the fuckboy . hush, her sex life is none of our business coconut oil Awesome advice!

Awesome advice!

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Unfinished Business. Secret Panel HERE 📼 mrlovenstein.com/comic/1051

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College, Doctor, and Love: ON 0 PROUD IMMIGRANT parant of PROUD MMIGRANT parent college graduates 3 business men 2 public school teachers 1 doctor UCDAVIS SCHOOL MEDİCINI gSU 1 lotiel A GRADUATES Love this! 💯🙏🇲🇽

Love this! 💯🙏🇲🇽

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Memes, Business, and Mean: The Atlantic @TheAtlantic Is there any right way to react to the burqini? asks @shadihamid theatln.tc/ 2tKO8ow zander @alezander I mean, we could all mind our own damn business and let the woman enjoy her swim time. That seems the right way.

Irs, Marriage, and Memes: LIST OF TAXES THE AVERAGE AMERICAN PAYS PROPERTY TAX SALES TAX STATE INCOME TAX MARRIAGE LICENSE FEES LICENSE PLATE FEES LOCAL SCHOOL TAX VEHICLE REGISTRATION TAX LUXURY TAX BUSINESS PERMIT FEES MEDICARE TAX ESTATE TAX WASTE MANAGEMENT TAX PASSPORT FEES CIGARETTE TAX COURT FEES DOG LICENSE TAX DRIVERS LICENSE FEES RECREATIONAL VEHICLE TAX GARBAGE TAX GASOLINE TAX GUN OWNERSHIP FEES SERVICE CHARGE TAXES GIFT TAX SOCIAL SECURITY TAXES STATE PARK ENTRANCE FEES UNEMPLOYMENT TAXES TANNING TAX FISHING LICENSE FEES HIGHWAY TOLL FEES HOTEL TAX HUNTING LICENSE FEES MPORT TAXES HEALTH INSURANCE TAX INHERITANCE TAX INSECT CONTROL TAX INSPECTION FEES IRS INTEREST&PENALTY CHARGE LIBRARY CARD FEES TURNING POİNTUSA LIQUOR TAX PARKING METER FEES BIODIESEL FUEL TAX AIR TRANSPORTATION TAX PROFESSIONAL LICENSE FEES SELF EMPLOYMENT TAX SEWER& WATER TAX SPORTS STADIUM TAX 911 SERVICE TAX UNIVERSAL SERVICE FEES TIRE TAX, AND... INCOME TAX #TaxationIsTheft

#TaxationIsTheft

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of an editor, asking him to edit her headline."

Crying, Dad, and Friends: MESSAGES in 1m Dad why the fuck you crying so damn loud Spongebel Closing Theme 0 Just Talk 3 months ago Just imagine this one day. The last episode of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his drivers license. Squidward finally became a famous musician and artist. Sandy makes a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr. Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in style and passes his formula on to Plankton to continue the business and they shake hands calling eachother brothers. As for patrick, well, he proves to the world that mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The gang gathers one last time to frolick in jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms out over bikini bottom as this song begins to play and we hear that french narrator calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we leave our nautical friends. And as they say, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea. (Credits) honestly i would do the same via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Pt3fhe

honestly i would do the same via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Pt3fhe

Crying, Dad, and Friends: MESSAGES in 1m Dad why the fuck you crying so damn loud Spongebel Closing Theme Song Just Talk 3 months ago Just imagine this one day. The last episode of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his drivers license. Squidward finally became a famous musician and artist. Sandy makes a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr. Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in style and passes his formula on to Plankton to continue the business and they shake hands calling eachother brothers. As for patrick, well, he proves to the world that mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The gang gathers one last time to frolick in jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms out over bikini bottom as this song begins to play and we hear that french narrator calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we leave our nautical friends. And as they say, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea. (Credits) Tears of joy

Tears of joy

Family, Memes, and Money: FOX NEWS IS NOT NEWS. ITIS A FAMILY BUSINESS USED BY MURDOCH AND HIS FAMILY TO MAKE MONEY WITH NO CONSIDERATION OF THE DAMAGE THEY CAUSE OUR COUNTRY. THEY DO IT FOR MONEY. THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING. THE PATH TO CASH IS ALL THEY SERVE. JUDD APATOW act.tv Many people do not understand this.

Many people do not understand this.

Facts, Funny, and God: I might be in love with this mf but that's none of his god damn business Facts

Facts

Love, Memes, and Business: Keep everything between you and the person you love. Don't let others in on your relationship, that's your business.

Funny, Business, and Fuck: O Coley Night @ColeyMick Shut the fuck up, nerod CBS46 @cbs46 You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says bit.ly/2FVZq4NM 12/4/18, 10:47 AM funny.ce Why can’t those Harvard nerds mind their own business 😠😒

Why can’t those Harvard nerds mind their own business 😠😒

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Memes: THE SAME PEOPLE THAT ARE OUTRAGED OVER WORLDWIDE BUSINESSMAN DONALD TRUMP HAVING BUSINESS DEALINGS WITH RUSSIA BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT TURNING POINT USA WERE SILENT WHENWERE SILENT WHEN HILLARY CLINTON | JOE BIDEN'S SON TOOK PAYMENTS TOOK OVER A FROM RUSSIABILLION FROM CHINA DURING HER TIME AS DURING HIS TIME AS SECRETARY OF STATE VICE PRESIDENT More Hypocrisy From The Left! #BigGovSucks

More Hypocrisy From The Left! #BigGovSucks

Friday, Memes, and Business: DECENT NTF ECENTE DEDENTE DECE ENTR BUSINESS BITCOIN PLUMMETS Dec 7 | Bitcoin reaches a 15-month low value of $3,293.31 Bitcoin fell as much as 11% on Friday to $3,293.31, the lowest value since September 2017. The cryptocurrency was down 37% at the end of November. Bitcoin reached its record high in December 2017, at a value of just under $20,000. This comes after a pro-cryptocurrency member of the SEC warned investors to “not live or die on when a crypto or bitcoin ETF gets approved.” ___ Some analysts predict Bitcoin may eventually become worthless.

Bitcoin fell as much as 11% on Friday to $3,293.31, the lowest value since September 2017. The cryptocurrency was down 37% at the end of Nov...

Ass, Dunk, and Business: casey @caseycampagnaa this grape has no business having this much ass OtterDaddy @Dunk_My_Nuggets So this the surgery that grape had 😭😭😭

😭😭😭

Phone, Business, and Desk: Emanuela Poppy Marino Sent a message to my bf then i went doing my business as always leaving my unlocked phone unguarded on the desk. After a while i discover my birb videocalled him he (((peep)))

he (((peep)))

Bailey Jay, Memes, and News: JOBS REPO * U.S. added 155,000 jobs Unemployment rate: 3.7% * Labor force participation rate steady at 62.9% BUSINESS BREAKING NEWS: U.S. employers added 155,000 jobs in November, missing Wall Street’s expectations for an increase of 200,000 jobs after an already rocky week for stocks. (Regram: @foxbusiness)

BREAKING NEWS: U.S. employers added 155,000 jobs in November, missing Wall Street’s expectations for an increase of 200,000 jobs after an al...

Dad, Memes, and Business: NO LOITERING AND NO DRINK ON PR EBT YOU KNOW ME AND MY DAD GET THE BUSINESS CLEAR 🤬🤬👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿😂 freenate fuckanigga2x💯❤️ takecareofyachirren richgang throwbackthursday

Friends, Memes, and Pregnant: Mary: I'm pregnant but I'm still a virgin Joseph's friends: adam.the.creator MADE WITH MOMUS Ayyy, none of my business bro 🙄

Ayyy, none of my business bro 🙄

Dank, Fucking, and Memes: why is there a coyote on the bus? DANK EMICLOGY Jonathan @LowkeyNerdy probably because they can't fucking drive karen Mind your own damn business Karen. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2E5eomi

Mind your own damn business Karen. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2E5eomi

Anaconda, Be Like, and Jail: The state of Missouri was preparing to release Mike Anderson from his prison sentence when they realized he wasn't in jail; they'd forgotten to pick him up 13 years ago. In that time, he turned his life around, married, had 4 kids, and started a business. They imprisoned him for 5 months, but he got out because the judge thought he was a good person and jail no longer served a purpose. didyouknowblog.com Photo Credit: Associated Pre SNEAK 100 Ma boi be like via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RB5AZe

Ma boi be like via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RB5AZe

Fucking, Memes, and My House: Orpheus @umcornell stranger minding their own business: walks past my house* my dog: We are fucking inder attach PLAY FREE i dont even have a dog but im rolling

i dont even have a dog but im rolling

Clothes, Funny, and Lazy: I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dryer. But folding...? that'll take about 14 business days. Tag a lazy friend lol

Tag a lazy friend lol

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low...

Jonah Hill, Tumblr, and Blog: Jonah Hill refuses to sign autographs. Instead, he hands out this business card... JUST MET Jonah Hill IT WAS A TOTAL LETDOWN epicjohndoe: Jonah’s Business Card

epicjohndoe: Jonah’s Business Card

Blackpeopletwitter, Love, and Yo: You Matter @DemetriusHarmorn u know.... niggas be homophobic and transphobic and i just never understood it cause all you gotta do is mind ya business & worry bout you and yo areta 4:47 26 Nov 18 21.8K Retweets 80.4K Likes I love it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I love it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Clothes, Business, and Girl Memes: I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dryer. But folding..? that'll take about 14 business days. It's a no from me dawg

It's a no from me dawg

Memes, News, and Business: USN U.S. News @usnews USNEWS.COM If you skip the cheese on your hamburger, you could save 5,876 calories per year trib.al/VuBQ5q7 @SammyxMami How about you mind your business

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That time of the year

Food, Memes, and Protest: 125 YEARS AGO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO: . Collect rain water Go fishing Own a property Start a business . Renovate your home Build a home Use a transportation vehicle e Get marriedHunt Own a weapon . Cut hair Sell a product Protest . Grow food on your property . Set up a lemonade stand. Sell food You can do virtually nothing without being extorted by government and obtaining thei permission first. If you still think you're free, you're deluding yourself! You live in a tax farm as free range humans. (LC)

(LC)

Dank, News, and Business: USN U.S. News USNEWS.COM OMousnews If you skip the cheese on your hamburger, you could save 5,876 calories per year trib.al/VuBQ5q7 @SammyxMami How about you mind your business

Memes, True, and Business: IVE NEVER SEENFEMINİSTS FIGHT FOR EQUAL CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS TURNING POINT USA BUT THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS HA! That's True... #BigGovSucks

Bored, Tinder, and Business: tay @Taylor_Stag My flight was delayed 3 hours so l was doing what any human does when they're bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes "ouch hard no for that one?" And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MANIJUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA

Memes, Business, and 🤖: U-T SanDiego 5-3-2o IF YOUREA CALIPORNIAN AND WANT TO STARTA SMALL BUSINESS, THERE ARE ANUMBER OF DIFERENT ROUTES YOU COULD TAKE... 8 (CS)

(CS)

Facebook, Friends, and Mr. Krabs: lg .111 53%ID 8:34 PM Closing Theme Song Just Talk 3 months ago Just imagine this one day. The last episode of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his drivers license. Squidward finally became a famous musician and artist. Sandy makes a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr. Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in style and passes his formula on to Plankton to continue the business and they shake hands calling eachother brothers. As for patrick, well, he proves to the world that mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The gang gathers one last time to frolick in jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms out over bikini bottom as this song begins to play and we hear that french narrator calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we leave our nautical friends. And as they say, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea. (Credits) 2.5K ๑1 148 Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument”

Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument”

Facebook, Friends, and Mr. Krabs: lg .111 53%ID 8:34 PM Closing Theme Song Just Talk 3 months ago Just imagine this one day. The last episode of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his drivers license. Squidward finally became a famous musician and artist. Sandy makes a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr. Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in style and passes his formula on to Plankton to continue the business and they shake hands calling eachother brothers. As for patrick, well, he proves to the world that mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The gang gathers one last time to frolick in jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms out over bikini bottom as this song begins to play and we hear that french narrator calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we leave our nautical friends. And as they say, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea. (Credits) 2.5K ๑1 148 Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Q76D6w

Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Q76D6w

Friday, Memes, and Phone: Marrmott ITII TII BUSINESS MARRIOTT DATA BREACH Nov 30| Marriott says the personal information of as many as 500 million guests has been compromised. The Marriott International Hotel chain said the personal information of as many as 500 million guests was compromised after the company’s Starwood reservation program was hacked. Personal information from the database, including names, passport numbers, phone number, and in some cases, credit card information may have been compromised. The data breach only affected guests who made reservations on the Starwood reservation system. Starwood’s hotels include W Hotels, Sheraton, and St. Regis. ___ “We fell short of what our guests deserve and what we expect of ourselves. We are doing everything we can to support our guests, and using lessons learned to be better moving forward,” Marriott Chief Executive Arne Sorenson said in a statement. ___ Shares in Marriott were down more than 5% Friday morning.

The Marriott International Hotel chain said the personal information of as many as 500 million guests was compromised after the company’s St...

Business, Back, and Billy Zane: Billy Zane @BillyZane Gangs back together. Now we're saving icebergs. Go figure. Still in the iceberg business. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KIhyh2

Still in the iceberg business. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KIhyh2

Business, Back, and Billy Zane: Billy Zane @BillyZane Gangs back together. Now we're saving icebergs. Go figure. Still in the iceberg business.

Still in the iceberg business.

Hello, Tbh, and Thank You: TBH this was one of the nicest things l've ever received. Hello I just wanted to inform you that I find you to be very attractive. Thank you, and have a nice day. (please be environmentally responsible and reuse this card on the next attractive person you see.) 5/25/17, 5:31 PM When a stranger hands you a business card

When a stranger hands you a business card

Bored, Tinder, and Business: tay @Taylor_Stag My flight was delayed 3 hours so l was doing what any human does when they're bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes "ouch hard no for that one?" And Iturn around ONLY TO SEE THE MANIJUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA no way lmfao

no way lmfao

America, Funny, and Sorry: Business. 1 houf ago Starbucks to block porn from its free Wi-Fi in 2019 1.2K people Tweeting about this OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA I guess I’m switching to Dunkin’

I guess I’m switching to Dunkin’

Business, Ability, and Doubt: When you feel discouraged about your business idea because there's so many people around you doing the same thing. Go to the grocery store & look down the bread isle. Same idea, 15+ companies selling the same thing! We all can eat. Don't doubt your ability. Just make sure you doing what YOU supposed to be doing! Real talk 💯 https://t.co/mt77y8A5YM

Real talk 💯 https://t.co/mt77y8A5YM

England, Memes, and Goat: START ONE, BENCH ONE, DROP ONE RUGBY MEMES KUKR CV Business late AIG odafone Too easy 🐐😏 rugby GOAT england allblacks ireland

Too easy 🐐😏 rugby GOAT england allblacks ireland

Dank, Memes, and Business: Why don't taco trucks drive around neighborhoods like the ice cream man does? MEMES Now this is a business venture that I can get behind.

Now this is a business venture that I can get behind.

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My life, my choices. my mistakes, my lessons. not your business

Drunk, Memes, and New York: A Mexican restaurant called "Amigos Taqueria Y Tequila" in Westerly, Rhode lsland is selling T-whirts calling for the murder of our president. In a restaurant, to "86" something is to get rid of it, when talking about humans, its murder. The phone number at the restaurant is 401-315-5800. 886 86 86 45 86 45 Regardless of whether it was the first to coin the phrase, the restaurant business in the 1930s was one of the main incubators for its usage and development. Believed to be slang for the word “nix,” it was initially used as a way of saying that the kitchen was out of something, as revealed in Walter Winchell’s 1933 newspaper column that featured a “glossary of soda-fountain lingo” used in restaurants during that time. It later evolved into a code that restaurants and bars used when they wanted to cut someone off, because they were either rude, broke, or drunk, as in “86 that chump at the end of the bar.” This possible origin stems from the Prohibition era at a bar called Chumley’s located at 86 Bedford Street in New York City. To survive, many speakeasies had the police on somewhat of a payroll so that they might be warned of a raid. In the case of Chumley’s, it is said that police would call and tell the bartender to 86 his customers, which meant that 1) a raid was about to happen and 2) that they should all exit via the 86 Bedford door while the police would approach at the entrance on Pamela Court. Another plausible explanation for the saying is brought you by the U.S. Navy’s Allowance Type (AT) coding system that was used to identify and classify the status of inventory. The code AT-6 was assigned to inventory that was designated for disposal, specifically after World War II as the Navy decommissioned many of its warships and went through the process of cleaning out its storerooms where they kept spare parts. During this process, any parts that were labeled AT-6 were considered trash and thrown out. It is easy to see phonetically how this could result in the term “86” and the idea of throwing something away to become synonymous.

Regardless of whether it was the first to coin the phrase, the restaurant business in the 1930s was one of the main incubators for its usage...

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