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God, Ignorant, and Love: HE WO MAN FE MALE HU MAN PER SON visual-poetry »swofehuperx by richard tipping (+) [vial mitosisisyourtosis men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture rhysiare Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason, because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do. 1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto- Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words he and "she in English have similar form. 2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no basis in that. 3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such 4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo- European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of 5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language. Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane. Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

Drunk, Dumb, and Funny: sarah schauer OSJSchauer This drunk girl at the bar told me her husband can't get her pregnant cuz he's "incompetent" and tbh l think she means impotent but I can not stop laughing. The thought of him being so dumb he can't jizz right is so funny 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Cute, Huh, and Memes: Karen YOU MATCHED WITH KAREN ON 12/31/18 You're so cute it's sKaren me Yesterday 2:48 AM Huh Today 8:59 PM I tried to make a pun out of your name but I guess you didn't Karenough to notice Sent Today 9:51 PM What

Deer, Hungry, and Tumblr: I HAVE TINY CRUSTACEANS STUCK IN MY GILLS! 'M HUNGRY FOR SEA BUGS! WHITETIP SHARK CLEANER WRASSE i NEED NECTAR TO EAT I NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY MY POLLEN TO OTHER FLOWERS BUCKEYE BUTTERFLY // TICKSEED FLOWERS レ I WANT TO EAT VENISON, BUT 'M TOO SMALL TO HUNT DEER! 'M LOOKING FOR A BIG MEAL, BUT I NEED HELP FINDING A DEER ノノ))) uy COMMON RAVEN ) COYOTE I WANT A HOME WITH A BODYGUARD AND FREE ANT DELIVERY INCLUDED! I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP ANTS FROM EATING MY EGGS! DOTTED HUMMING FROG COLOMBIAN LESSERBLACK TARANTULA M. TILLERYT CYANEUS.COM draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?) Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.” Nature’s capitalism

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Love, Ocean, and Smile: "They say, whoever you think of when you stand in front of the ocean is the one you love. For a week I stood there. The sand reminded me of your skin. The sun, your smile. And the stars, your eyes. For a week I stood in front of all these beaches of different names, but I only read yours on every wave. No matter how far I sunk, or miles I overcame, or how restless I became, I stood in front of the ocean and I could not shake away the thought of you. I'm not sure if that means something is incredibly wrong with me, or something is perfectly right with you."

Cry, Show, and Hurts: Maybe l don't cry, but it hurts. Maybe I won't say, but I feel. Maybe I don't show, but I care.

Cat, Can, and What: I don't know what this cat is going through but I can relate.

Ironic, Shit, and Think: Are you a toaster? Because damn, I wanna kill myself Wait shit I fucked that up Because damn I want to take you in the bath with me Yesterday 8:35 PM Is it ironic that I read that while I was taking my antidepressant or Messed up the line, but I think it might have worked

Bad, Cookies, and Memes: @taysux its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of s things they have the nerve to call cookies Brian @Brian L I dont know who hurt you or how bad.but i need you to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation Those cookies are the celery of the dessert world. Fight me.

Those cookies are the celery of the dessert world. Fight me.

Batman, Bitch, and Girls: Greetings Good Morning Cutie Hey Princess Hi Lovely Hello Darling O.К. nevermind, Bitch To: From: From Be my Valentine? No? О.K I will ask you again tomorrow. Roses are Red Violets are Blue Please date me Or I will stalk you To: From: Hey Girl, Noticed you minding your own business over there, would you like to be my Valentine? No? Why? Don't you like nice guys? To: From: Will you be my Harley Quinn?;) (That's a Batman reference, if you didn't notice. Not all girls "get Batman, but I can teach you if you like.) Shameless theft

Earth, Good, and Mars: Some people want to retrieve the Opportunity rover to be in a museum on Earth, But I say leave it where it is. So, when humanity colonizes Mars, we'll already have a centerpiece for our first extraterrestrial museum. Good old Oppy

Good old Oppy

Love, Target, and Tumblr: I miss you, And not in a "someone asked me how you were today and I realized I didn't know the answer" kind of way. I miss you, In a "nobody has brought you up in months, but I still tell stories about you" kind of way. remanence-of-love: …

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Gif, T-Mobile, and Guess: T-Mobile 6:30 PM YOU MATCHED WIT ON 2/10/19 I usually go for 8s but I guess l'lI settle for a 10 Monday 11:17 PM Bold for you to assume I'm only a 10. Yesterday 1:54 AM Did I mention the scale was out of 5 Today 6:30 PM I'm thoroughly impressed Sent GIF Type a message Send I think he won

I think he won

Funny, Memes, and Relationships: sibling relationships are weird, like, I'd give my sister a kidney but I won't let her use my perfume Aesarcasm. only SarcasmOnly

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Work, Forever, and Http: IT S NOT GONNA BE EASY, IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD AND WE RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT THIS EVERYDAY, BUT I WANT TO DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU. 1 WANT ALL OF YOU. FOREVER. YOU AND ME. EVERYDAY. http://iglovequotes.net/

Memes, Never, and Trendy: ko memeda-nagito I'm making LaCroix never tried lacroix but i like the memes

never tried lacroix but i like the memes

Affect, Girl, and Boyfriend: Abby Govindan @abbygov never forget when my boyfriend of a year broke up with me out of nowhere the day before a big statistics exam but I vowed to never let a man affect my academic performance sol walked in that class with tears streaming down my face and still got the highest grade in the class This girl battled her emotions and stayed strong despite the heartache in order to succeed. Props to her.

This girl battled her emotions and stayed strong despite the heartache in order to succeed. Props to her.

Dank, Pizza, and Girl: A guy asked me out today and I told him "no", but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again? Ron Rule, CEO @As Seen On TV Answered Feb 3 A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch and I said "pizza", but I really wanted steak. Why did she bring me pizza? Do you see how stupid that question sounds? That's how your question sounds. 94.1k Views View Upvoters He's the as seen on TV guy, gotta believe him.

He's the as seen on TV guy, gotta believe him.

Be Like, Definitely, and Friends: I might not go down in history for this chat up line... but I will definitely go down on you Today 14:42 Do you ever wonder what would life be like if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth? I guess blondes aren't more fun after all If I threw a stick you would leave, right? You'd have to take it out from up your arse first My friends attempt at Tinder, bio said ‘blondes are more fun’

Bad, Cookies, and Dank: @taysux its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of s things they have the nerve to call cookies Brian @Brian L I dont know who hurt you or how bad....but i need you to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation

McDonalds, How, and Got: mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumping bag of fries out on the floork BUT INSTEAD GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES aleshakills I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can't even laugh cause that's just how customers are The customer’s always right

McDonalds, Memes, and Http: mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumping bag of fries out on the floork BUT INSTEAD GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES aleshakills I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can't even laugh cause that's just how customers are The customer’s always right via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GmTVeO

Confidence, Trash, and Tumblr: STAPLES Business Scythe REAP the rewards! Improves Confidence! thus Ren pies.com Intimidates Subordinates! Business Scythe gives you the extra confidence and authority needed to excel at work! obvious plant 1 81 03101 0981 15 Business Scythe REAP the rewarda EACH DAY 80 10% 80 6 21 10% sanders-trash-4ever: obviousplant: I left this important business accessory in a Staples. What. The heck. It scares me but I need it

sanders-trash-4ever: obviousplant: I left this important business accessory in a Staples. What. The heck. It scares me but I need it

Anne Frank, Think, and Anne: I think a lot, but I don't say much. Anne Frank

Apparently, Bailey Jay, and God: au where there are waffle houses in washington state apparantly, i DEMAND waffle house equality, . . ao3tagoftheday: rainydaysrnevergrey: rainydaysrnevergrey: fullyfunctioningtrainwreck: rainydaysrnevergrey: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “au where there are waffle houses in washington state apparently, I DEMAND waffle house equality”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: A god-tier political position Dark Washington State, show me the forbidden Waffle House @ao3tagoftheday well,, i might just live in a parallell universe because the notes on this also claim there’s no cracker barell but… i live near one of those too. so… idk. WHAT??? I’m deeply invested in this mystery. Are you in a parallel universe or is there a forbidden town out here somewhere? oh yeah did i not tell you? i’m a princess from a secret island of the coast of washington. we have cracker barell and dunkin donights and waffle houses. also no trump and the dark theme doesnt happen there. so, if you visit, come say hi to princess rainydaysrnevergrey, i guess FINE HERE’S THE PICKS! Well folks, I guess we’ve solved the mystery!

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Friends, Best, and Best Friends: I don't have a lot of friends but I have the best friends, because I choose quality over quantity.

Memes, Supreme, and Http: all 69%_ 4:20 PM Applaud my supreme power! Took a second, but I got this here as quick as possible. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Bv4jwI

Took a second, but I got this here as quick as possible. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Bv4jwI

Bubba, Food, and Funny: 0 Photo BUBBA GUMP SHRIPC Liked by jordan_brianne92 and 1,022,544 others prattprattpratt Twenty years ago I was a waiter at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Every time I go back I'm reminded of the thousands of shrimp I ate off of people's plates on the way back to the kitchen. Please tip your server. Leave at least 20%. Also leave some shrimp. justinemarie256 I worked at this bay Γ restaurant. This nice old man use to come in every single week and order oysters but would NEVER eat them. So of course when he left we all would destroy them. One day we asked him, "Joe why do you always order oysters but never eat them? Don't you like them?" He said, "Oh I LOVE them, but I have issues with my dentures so can't chew food very well. I like the flavor so I just suck on them and then put them back." And I haven't eaten oysters since 2h 757 likes Reply I didn't see that coming!

I didn't see that coming!

Heart, Smile, and Arms: To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

Fail, Saw, and Tumblr: Alright, gonna cover up these answers and quiz myself. Number One. Uh, uhh... Alright l'll peek. Oh yeah! I knew that. I would've gotten that on the real test. "Question Two... Well, I saw the answer when I looked at the answer for Question One. But I knew this one too. I'm on a friggin' ROLL srsfunny:This Is Why I Fail

srsfunny:This Is Why I Fail

Animals, Books, and Life: loverofmynight: azzandra: swampgallows: shamanofthewilds: An orcish example of their tapetum lucidum, which helps them see much better in low light and darkness, same as any other living creature that possesses it. It’s why certain animals eyes seem to glow in the dark or reflect light. Just another interesting part of orcs and why I love them. i love this post and i think about it every day of my life. i wish i could remember what book it was (i think one of the older books, maybe lord of the clans or the last guardian) but i remember reading about orcs’ above-average night vision and always wanted to see it reflected (ha!) in game. it’s one of my favorite little tidbits about orcs, like how they have very dark red blood, resulting in the alliance calling them “blackbloods” in the original warcraft games. oooh it makes me so excited for reforged!! but i’m also a little nervous to see what they might retcon :X There’s a bit in “Lord of the Clans” about Thrall’s superior night vision during the sequence where he escapes Durnhold at night. I DIDNT KNOW THEY HAD THIS!! @momolady DID YOU KNOW THEY HAD DIS?!? @dasspaghettimonster

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Flexing, Memes, and Sorry: Keep an out for Celiner @celineywallace Don't have AirPods but i wake up every morning with my 20/20 vision. No contacts, no glasses to put on. Sorry you can't see the real flex. I don't have Airpods or 20-20 vision 😭

I don't have Airpods or 20-20 vision 😭

Funny, Roast, and True: Link! Youue oot to try these power up mushrooms. Seriously eat one! Realize your true potential TS Become...)_ erlink2 liakt roast comics Not sure if this has been posted before, but i found it pretty funny 😂

Not sure if this has been posted before, but i found it pretty funny 😂

Bad, Cookies, and Time: t. @taysux its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of S things they have the nerve to call cookies Brian @BrianL I dont know who hurt you or how bad.....but i need you to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation Solidarity in cookie form

Solidarity in cookie form

Being Alone, Like, and I Like Being Alone: i like being alone but i want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense

Fucking, Hungry, and Shit: BRAND COFFEF creamer lethal-cuddles: meatfighter: dipsetanthem: pleasure-demon: thotzekage: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: About to eat my first weed brownie It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming. why did u eat 4????? i was hungry Yeah

Relationships, Alcohol, and Texts: Jake @JMRogers14 Not to brag or anything but..I don't need alcohol to send texts that I'll end up regretting.

Dad, Parents, and Phone: Dad last seen today at 17:02 Your mother and I won't be in when you get home. We're going to a funeral in Dublin. We'll be away for a few days. There's some quiche in the fridge 16:17 House to myself?! YES 16:19 No karate in the house 16:20 What?? WHY?? THATS SO UNFAIR. Please lift the karate ban 16:21 No. Promise me there'll be no karate. 16:29 Okay 16:34 Hey, my parents are away for a few days so I'm holding a HUGE karate tournament in the house. Starts tomorrow at 3.07pm. It'll be amazing! Tell everyone! :42 Michael, did you mean to send this to someone else? 16:44 Michael?? 16:45 Cancel that karate tournament NOW 6 Sorry, Dad. My phone was hacked There's no karate tournament tomorrow at 3.07pm 16:52 There better not be 1654 Hey, quick update. I almost got caught but I think I covered it up. Karate tournament is still on. Tell everyone 16:56 This is still me 16:57 Sorry, was hacked again 17:01

Advice, Friends, and Movies: I appreciate splitting the check. You were wonderful and thank you for the night. I don't think we really felt that intense romantic connection people talk about in movies, but I did really like you! If you'd ever like to grab drinks again as friends, l'd be down! 04:33 Hey A , I totally understand and would never expect someone to pay so much on a date. Yeah there was no romantic connection, but I would totally be down for drinks again as friends! 12:27 I took someones advice from here and did this instead of just ghosting her after our first date. Thank you for teaching me to be a better person.

I took someones advice from here and did this instead of just ghosting her after our first date. Thank you for teaching me to be a better pe...

Funny, God, and My House: Tonight on CSI: My House" The Case of Who Stepped in the Goddamned Brownies bunny-the-lifeguard: I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

bunny-the-lifeguard: I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: & Veg novitiate2017: firesigh: this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying bööls of wa’ah

Phone, Yeah, and Looking: cardi t @radioheadass this guy walked by me and asked "why you smiling at your phone for? is he that important?" and i said "yeah he is" but i was looking at this picture l am a motherfucken

Lazy, Love, and Happy: I'm a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious. I don't like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don't care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I'm a conflicted contradiction. If I can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has."

Being Alone, Friends, and Suffering: have friends I have no friends I have friends but sometimes i feel that i'm not so important to them but i can not do anything because it seems that forcing the friendshi so i'm only suffering alone

Affect, Girl, and Http: Abby Govindan @abbygov never forget when my boyfriend of a year broke up with me out of nowhere the day before a big statistics exam but I vowed to never let a man affect my academic performance sol walked in that class with tears streaming down my face and still got the highest grade in the class This girl battled her emotions and stayed strong despite the heartache in order to succeed. Props to her. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DtnEP0

This girl battled her emotions and stayed strong despite the heartache in order to succeed. Props to her. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.l...

Affect, Girl, and Boyfriend: Abby Govindan @abbygov never forget when my boyfriend of a year broke up with me out of nowhere the day before a big statistics exam but I vowed to never let a man affect my academic performance sol walked in that class with tears streaming down my face and still got the highest grade in the class This girl battled her emotions and stayed strong despite the heartache in order to succeed. Props to her.

This girl battled her emotions and stayed strong despite the heartache in order to succeed. Props to her.

Old, Galaxies, and Plain: other people see plain old brown eyes but i see galaxies

Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 twlboaj: verticalfrontalsomething: yourpaperpal: kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit??? Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that. I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

Love, Shit, and Soon...: Hey bro what's that cheese you just had at lunch? Running to the store soon and gotta pick that shit up iMessage Oh shit sorry wrong number But I mean really if you have have any cheese recommendations Imk. Fckn love cheese Smoked Gouda Damn man good call. Forgot about that one Helping out a fellow cheese bro

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